oh Mary , my mother , and Our Lady of Surprises , what a happy joy caused the wedding guests at Cana when you asked your Divine Son to cause the miracle of changing the water into wine . What a suprise for them , because they thought the wine had run dry .I too Mary , love surprises and as your child , may i ask you to favor me with one today ? I ask this because you are my ever-caring mother . AmenThank You , Holy Mary , Mother of God and our Mother ! I thank God for you every day !Amen
And what a miracle you caused when you banged someone else and lied to your husband.
>>17490506
fuck mary. dat hoe
Any Canadafags know of any haunted places in Waterloo/Kitchener area? Myths, urban legends, anything. If shit is found I'm willing to get a group out and explore them/take pics, and happy to see if anybody here wants to join
>>17489989
Kitchener fag reporting in.
There's a creepy abandoned barn nearby with old family photos and shit.
http://theshadowlands.net/places/
Earlier today I answered a ringing payphone, the man on the other line was saying shit really fast and whenever I would talk he would pause for a second then continue.
I tried listening and I couldn't really make out anything, it lasted less than a minute and I waited for a while after the call ended to see if he would call back. Got nothing.
Anyone experience any creepy pay phone stories? Or even tried calling one.
>>17489947
I've answered a ringing payphone a few times. Nothing interesting ever happened. Last time was in the 1990s, though.
OP, where the hell did you find an operating pay phone?
>>17489947
It as probably just the phone company checking whether the pay phone worked
Sup /x/. I want to hear some stories on this place, seems really interesting.
Share your own experiences with this place and pictures if you can, I won't complain.
>>17489889
Eh it was an ok movie
>>17490370
The movie was shit. Stop giving credit to these poorly made films and eventually they'll start producing good material.
Creepy old pics..
>>17489337
>slenderman meme
I'll start
I had a weird dream last night if anyone wants to take a shot at interpreting it.
Before I start, it was super detailed, real as life.
>any day
>for some reason, by dog is ill, and needs to be put down
>we put her down, but take her home with us
>she sits on the living room table for at least five days
>then all of a sudden her head moves and we realize she's still alive, just paralyzed
>I have to kill her, put her out of her suffering and torture
>for some reason she is now no longer paralyzed
>I take her onto my patio
>I plan to put an ice pick to her eye and hammer it through
>I line up the ice pick
>I hit the ice pick
>she starts screaming in pain and flailing around
>I can still hear it
>I realize I made it worse, I have to put her out of her own misery
>I put my hands around her neck and wring it
>I keep twisting and twisting and twisting
>I am literally left holding her spine, attached to part of her lower body
>the rest of the body is gone
>I throw it into my backyard
I then woke up in terror and panic.
I have had another dream about mutilating my dog before, and lots about killing people. I'll add on if people are interested.
Don't put your dog down, ever.
No matter what, treat her life as hers
And don't let others decide for you.
>>17488949
Start by learning how to use the catalog. >>17475382
Do you have any methods of divining the future?
>Randomly grab a handful and see what words the letters make
>>17488672
For those of us with non-broken necks
>>17488672
Check out /div/. Some people there have hardons for weird methods of divination.
>Last night falling asleep
>half asleep
>Keep hearing a loud banging
>I'm like half asleep/maybe dreaming so I dont get up
>Hear it abunch of times till I fall asleep and wake up
>wake up today
>My hears are ringing and fluttering
Is it possable to do damage to your ears through imagined sounds?
Well no.
read this OP: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome
Anything spooky to do in Tennessee?
Was gonna organize a group of people to go looking for spooks.
>INB4 Bell Witch cave
Stay away from the shitty ghost tour in Chattanooga
>>17487673
hunting down niggers
Hey there /x/
I was curious if any of you guys had any encounters with ghosts that weren't scary
But maybe
Friendly, helpful, funny, or maybe even annoying.
I'll start out with one of my own.
>summer of 2006
>be me, 16, visiting my older sisters home in Alabama
>pretty cool place, has that to kill a mockingbird feel
>went to bed early one night because of hiking earlier that day
>one of my sister's candles caught a curtain on fire apparently
>was woken up rather by an older gentleman telling me I had to leave
>pretty spoiled but I gtfo'd right as my sister was yelling and coming to get me
>luckily the fire was contained by my sisters husband before the fire department got there
I assumed the guy that woke me up was my sisters neighbor or something
But when I asked she had no idea who I was talking about and she chalked it up to "an angel"
>>17486034
That should be spooped instead of spoiled
Damn autocorrect
I like this thread. I have no stories of my own but I'll bump.
Haven't seen a Taman Shud thread in a while, any new developments?
>>17485638
>Taman Shud
>new developments
Someone could have cracked the code. Or figured out who the dude was. I don't Google this shit because I have /x/
Let's say I want to open another channel. I'm in total darkness, all concentration is on my temples so I am not feeling my weight and am essentially floating, I am in silence, and I am picturing brown walls in this static. I am walking through these halls. I am allowing entities speak to me, but I do not allow harm to be done to myself. What am I missing for this spiritual meditation exploration?
bump, any advice for this meditative projection?
i'll be honest with you here and say i'm not sure if your talking about what im talking about but i usualy either focus my energy or whatever it is in the tips of my fingers my heart or my entire body but not really meditative somtimes i just absorb energy from around me that i dont actualy know where its coming from but when you do the finger thing it feels like the fingers extended in length and you have claws or somthing its weird but just gotta smooth out the diffrences so other than that all of this is probably a complete waste of time for you. Happy trails :)
What's wrong with not wanting to be liberated from conditioned existence? What's wrong with wanting to stay comfy down here, practicing the good however I can. knowing that ultimately the nature of reality is pure, luminous emptiness and that it's gonna be okay, always has been okay?
>>17505604
What's wrong with not wanting people to make stupid, useless threads? What's wrong with asking for a little actual thought and effort put into these things?
Nobody has said it is wrong, we all walk our own paths nobody is telling you to do anything.
Because if the proles find out that the physical universe is all that is, that there is nothing beyond their own lives, their situation will be intolerable. For thousands of years the ruling classes have benefited from the transcendental hopes of the masses, that they would merely have to suffer through this life and all its hardships and receive eternal reward in the afterlife.
Without this hope, the masses will be forced to confront the full reality of their situation with nothing to alleviate it. Suddenly, everything matters, and life isn't merely some sort of test or temporary state, but the totality of one's existence. Priests would be hung for their lies and rulers dethroned. We can't have that, it isn't good for business.
When cremated, does our spiritual and conscious energy convert to heat energy or remain as electrically based energy?
I wish to know as I wish to figure out where exactly I will be going since cremation is most likely for me. Perhaps /Sci/ is the place to ask, but I will try here.
>>17504095
>>17504095
does anyone know good movies, even documentaries about aleister crowley that can be watched online?
>>17502429
None are good. The only way to learn about the man is reading his works and even then the underlying structure to his philosophy is consciously obfuscated by humor and red herrings to lead astray the not worthy
>>17502435
kinda wanted to see the abbey of thelema movie to understand the whole concept of this... let's say ritual that took place in sicily
>>17502429
There's a terrible terrible movie about him directed by Bruce Dickinson