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>>17473501
>humancee
recombinant human CEE protein?
WTF are you talking about?

>>17473534
I believe he was saying (human + chimpanzee = humancee)

>>17473501
Even when darwin was right. Why go backwards

Just noticed that typo on the title, what a fuckin idiot

anyways, this happened a few hours ago, near the end of my shift.

I get a call from a pretty distraught elderly woman, who straight up tells me that what she is going to tell me sounds crazy, but she needs help and doesn't know who to call? Honestly I was working on trying to categorize the call for our system so I did not pay attention to why she said she was calling.

I gathered the basic info so we could call her back if the funeral home wanted to, and finally got around to the asking her *Why* she was calling.

Apparently her husband had been cremated in May, and she wanted to take the ashes to another state. She said that when the people that had dropped off the ashes at her house came they dropped off *something else*.

She said they dropped off a fucking body, and that she knew it was real because:

1)the dog had seen it too and fallen asleep on top of it
2)her grandchildren were the ones who told her where the body was

When her grandchildren told her that not only was there a man in her bedroom but that he was their grandfather she went into her bedroom to find the body on her bed, under the sheets. She said that the man did not want her to see him, nor did he talk to her.

But she said she heard the man/body talk to the dog, that she saw him moving around and tried to talk to him but he wouldn't talk back.

Now understandably I am now sort of stunned, I have to deal with an incredibly strange, offbeat call that I have no training as to how to approach. I try to tell her that I am sorry shes in such a horrid situation, because it genuinely sounds terrifying, even if its not real IRL its real to this woman. But then she says to me that it ISN'T a bad situation if it means hes *still alive* That was fucking heartbreaking man, seriously she was still clinging to the hope that her husband was alive.

That's pretty much it though, the disturbing shit is that apparently both the dog and grandchildren also saw the man. It makes the neck on the back on my hair stand up. Not only that but she also told me she had to sleep on the same bed as the body, and that shed seen him walking around the house talking to the dog.

I honestly asked her if she called the police but she said no, she didnt want this out in the papers.

Fuck, dude.

>>17467665
Interesting read

>>17463545
>>17463552
Doesn't have to be things in the sea

Day 3.

It was around 2am, and I was on the bed watching something on the Laptop. There was a loud knock at the front door.


.. "Knock... knock... knock"..


It made me jump. It was getting annoying. I hit mute and lay there for a second. Then I heard the mans voice again...


.. "I'm on the Second..."


It definitely came from inside of the house.

I fucking raced downstairs with bat at the ready but there was fuckall there. I searched everywhere. I went out into the street..silence. I thought I was going mental.
Day 4.

It was around 2am, and I was sitting by the front door waiting for the fuckers bat-in-hand. I was pumped. There was a loud knock at the front door.


.. "Knock... knock... knock"..


Literally just as the third "Knock" sounded I ripped open the door, and... there was nobody there.

"C'mon you fuckers".. I shouted towards the street. Nothing. I went outside.. silence.

I came inside, and as I was closing the front door I heard the voice again. It came from behind me. It was feet away. It was coming from towards the stairs...


.. "I'm on the Third Step!"


I almost pissed myself and swung the bat around, letting out a humiliating.. "Ooooeeeerrrgh!". There was fucking nobody there. I flipped out, and ran about the house threatening shadows for 30 minutes... "Come out you cunts!"..

I never went back to bed that night.
Day 5 - 9

I went to stay at a friends house for a few days, then went to my Sisters for a night. I told them what had happened. "It's probably just kids fucking around".. was their explanation. I hoped they were right. I struggled to sleep, but was glad to have a few uneventful nights.

Day 10.

It was around 2am, and I was laying in bed trying not to wait for the loud knock at the front door. I was freaked the fuck out.

.. "Knock... knock... knock"..

My fucking heart skipped a beat. I tried to ignore it. Then I heard the mans voice again. It sounded closer than before.

.. "I'm on the Ninth Step".

I jumped up and threw on the light, fucking convinced there was somebody in the house. I leapt out of the bedroom door and flew at the stairs, swinging my bat at anything that wasn't me.

There was fuck all there, again.

I didn't sleep that night.
Day 11.

It was around 2am, and I was in bed with bat in hand waiting. The front door sounded...


.. "Knock... knock... knock"...


I grabbed the bat and jumped out of bed. I began to cry. Adrenaline was pumping. Then I heard the mans voice. It was definitely getting closer.

... "I'm on the Tenth Step".

It was so close I could feel it. The bravery turned to panic. I threw the bat at the door (?), then stood there for a few seconds contemplating jumping from the window. I almost did. Thankfully I never. I grabbed the bat then sat on the bed waiting for the Sun to come up.

Last Night.

It was around 1:30am, and I was sitting in the bedroom waiting for whatever the fuck this is. I've never been brave. I was absolutely shitting myself.

The house was silent. I watched the clock. 1:59... 2:00

There was a knock on the Bedroom door.

.. "Knock... Knock... Knock"...

I could hear footsteps from behind the door. The floorboards creaked.

A mans voice whispered..

.. "I'm at the door".

I threw up. Then I fainted.

When I woke up a few hours later I'd pissed myself. I barricaded the bedroom door, got changed, then sat by the open window until 8:30 this morning.

I've searched the house. All doors and windows are locked.

......

>>17499239
Go away.

You got your cum frozen? Congrats.

>>17499239
what am i looking at lad

>>17498845
File02203: Scream warning near end of clip.

>>17498847

Seems legit. Should I be worried about logging in?

adult swim are getting pretty serious about their creepy stuff huh

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>>17498844
jesus fucking christ, how many of these threads will we get in a day?

>>17498846
it's common on /x/ ?

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>>17498851
It's really common, just look in the catalogue. Every day.

>le need a succubus to suck my fat neet ass off

I think some objects can be charged with psychic energy if done properly

Natural objects like crystals, sage or whatever also have varying degrees of effects on humans but not in a magickal sense imo (putting crystals around you to center a chakra or whatever seems fake and more based on the fact you are meditating on something)

I think the most powerful objects are made from things you collect in a specific matter and arrange, then affecting you on a deeply personal level

But salt is like really tiny crystals

Cast kick on his balls

>>17498231
Write 'em off, man. Who cares? Your former friend isn't worth your attention and the other 15 are naive enough to blindly follow him. You're better off.

>>17498231
why don't you not be a pussy and confront this ex-friend in person? Present proof of their lies and expose them.
>magic is real.

Tips fedorah

>>17497451
Six letters in ghosts, devide by 2 because two words in your title, 6/2=3. 3 sides to a triangle, Illuminati confirmed. Get your tin foil hat.

>>17497451

Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis?

this was back when i went to college in pittsburgh, i've had a few sleep paralysis experiences but this was by far the most vivid and terrifying, it goes like this.
>wake up in the middle of the night
>feel very dark and scary entity
>somehow knew he was at the end of my bed crouching in the corner of the room
>couldn't move
>see him stand up
>just stands at the end of my bed
>very dark figure evil feeling
>stands there and stares for what feels like an eternity
>remember an old lucid dream trick to wiggle my tongue
>snap out of it and suddenly able to move my hands
>man fades away
>stay up the rest of the night
i cannot stress how evil the presence in that room felt, it was the most evil thing i've ever felt and did not feel of this world, pure hate, pure dread, it was terrible

it's not a lot of fun. i've had infrequent fits of sleep paralysis since i was a teenager and i've never seen spooky shadow people or anything cool like that. the first time it ever happened i was scared shitless and thought i was goin die, but after that it's just been like "oh boy it's this nonsense again"

>>17496862
that's normally what it is like for me too besides the other time i just posted about. my best advice would be to wiggle your tongue, it's a pre dream state that paralyses your body so you don't act out your dreams, but your tongue stays moveable so you can swallow, and when you wiggle it sends a signal to your brain telling it that your awake

no for real, where is there a ufo by the moon, it's moving.

Planet

>>17496588

that's no planet, it's moving...

keep on sheeping

>>17496212
a metaphor

>>17496212
Could be nephilim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4f4tCOfokI

ill check back at half past and start answering questions in order,if i miss you its not deliberate,just remind me.

Will I continue on my path and become my greatest Version this year?

>>17496081
Should I worry for anything?
Jun

Can we get a pic of the book? I think I might know what this is.

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>>17495139
my memory of the book is fading, but this is the best depiction I could muster. The diamond was red, and the outline of the book was red. the flowers at the top were roses. the spine was rugged, like the book was made of a sort of leather.

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>>17495109
>dreaming
>demons, summoning
>hear a faint whisper in my head say "i'm still here"