http://nypost.com/2016/10/17/ufo-expert-found-dead-vomiting-black-liquid/
>>18244824
Read the catalog before you post, we don't need a million of these
>>18244824
it was alien semen he took 33(lmfao satanic number) dongs
The funniest thing about this is there's no such thing as "UFO expert."
It's like calling yourself a professor of dragons.
Black Oil is real shit, guys.
>>18244872
Or a Gender/Womyn's Studies professor
>>18244824
I watch shitty UFO youtube videos too. Does this make me a UFO expert as well?
>>18244872
Just you wait until I get my PhD
>>18245091
YES!
>>18245091
Do you have crazy hair and run your own 'zine?
>>18245092
I looked up professor of dragonology
just got links for some book and card game
>>18245063
*tips fedora*
>>18245098
In reality, the closest thing you can get is a masters/doctorate in mythology and/or biblical studies and then focus your thesis on dragons citing sources in the bible, folklore/myth in eastern/western sources, history, etc.
Great x files reference
>>18245112
I found a David E. Jones, an anthropologist professor from UCF with a PhD, that wrote a book on dragons. He may be the closest thing to a dragon professor.
>>18245155
We have found our dragon professor. Good work, anon.
>>18244824
>UFO expert
>black liquid
>>18245046
Seems that way.
>>18245155
>anthropology
>professor of humans
>dragon professor
Eh. What's the book?
>>18245192
An Instinct for Dragons. His specialty is in cultural anthropology, and his other books look related to combat, martial arts, and mythology. He falls right under /tg/