How to create an au lmao?
If you were to want to engineer a human body so that it was genetically, biologically superior, what would you have to change? I'm certain the ayy lmao are modified humans, and I wonder what would be entailed.
Just a brainstorm:
>removal of bodily systems such as digestive, when that system could be rendered obsolete by technology
I.E., the ability to feed nutrients directly into the blood, or nanotech to function as an immune system
>increased brain size and control of brain development
So that only preferred areas of the brain grow
>dampening of endocrine system
So the body and brain aren't ruined by testosterone or other glands
Any suggestions or thoughts?
>>18449015
Transhumanism isn't your friend.
I'm only interested in considering the mechanics of it all. I do believe (((aliens))) to actually be transhuman, possibly from another lost civilization. I'm just wondering how you would get from a fat ass like me to something like this.
>au lmao
Hello /x/. I am not sure where else I could post. I am in need of guidance. I am convinced of the fact that my kundalini is awakening. I have plenty of signs such as intense tingles all over my body, especially the spine, but also limbs. Periods of extreme cold or heat. My ajna and sahasrara chakras are going crazy I constantly feel energy moving around as well. Constant pressure and such. I feel energy moving from my crown into my third eye. I often see lights moving around, including the blue pearl. I get into deep trance like states when I am just relaxing. I am able to easily manipulate energy if I wanted to. Now, any other person would be thrilled to have such intense experiences, however since I don't have anyone to talk to or relate to it is not that pleasant. The internet is full of bullshit and I haven't actually spoken to people with such intense experiences. It is important to add that I have never forced this. Sure, I have done research on the kundalini and energy work and meditated on my chakras but I guess I just never expected this. Point being, I need some guidance, or if anyone could share their personal experience I would love that.
>>18448994
never be afraid.
No harm will come about from this.
Fear can actually halt the process and even reverse it.
>>18448994
>meditated on my chakras
what the fuck that's supposed to mean
>>18449004
no fucking clue, my dude, but kundalinis are for realsies.
What's your view on death? Do you believe theirs something else when you die? I personally believe what ever happens happens. Don't give a shit if when we die that's it just blackness.
>>18448992
also stopped believing in god when my dad died when I was four years old
I saw death
He was Nice
I was a Truck
Inhale and exhale.
I'm not all that religious. Never was.
But my grandfather was a good man, lived his life by the bible, never hated anyone or anything.
I still ponder something that happened to me during his funeral services.
I was hit with the most intense vision, more of an image in my head, as I looked at his casket. I saw him stepping off a longboat onto a sandy shore, one hand supporting himself on the elaborate bow of the boat, the other hand held steady by his wife, my grandmother.
I have never had that intense of a thought in my head that I don't think I personally thought of, it just sort of bloomed, I like to think it was him showing me something, but then again why me and not his two children? Or any of my cousins?
I was close to him in the end, and it turns out I was the last one of relation to see him alive. But I don't know if that has anything to do with it.
>>18448833
was this your first funeral?
>>18448876
I know it's a hell of a late time to say, but no.
I have been to eight, most of them family, first one something like this ever hit me.
>>18448833
Im sorry man i have been where you are, the image you had in your head is only your imagiation. and the loss will only make you stronger. keep going mate
I have answered 2 calls today on my house phone and the caller makes weird noises then hangs up. What should I do /x/? My parents out but I have my dog and I'm pretty built but I'm pretty scared. Pic unrelated.
Set your phone and house on fire.
>>18448584
Nah. Also on the 2nd call he went 'har har' in a weird growl it's pretty annoying because I was expecting a phone call today.
It sounds like youre built like a fat wet pussy.
Videos that seem normal but have creepy things going on in the background?
https://youtu.be/XVyHEe4uhIY
Looking for videos that might have just been shot normally like How To or just hanging with friends but there are faces or ghosts in it?
AH!
East Atlanta!
Spooky!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1G0LKH-hgU
Ever go to a haunted bando?
>>18448585
(Faceplant) I guess that's whathe I get for looking for SERIOUS comments on 4Chan... I was expecting too much
>>18448585
I know some ghettos are scary but I am looking for unintentional and CREEPY stuff. Not stories about the "hood"
If we have made contact with aliens, do you think they have access to our internet? Do you think they have ever communicated with people via the internet?
It would be a very covert way to slowly introduce the concept of sentient alien life to the public and I don't know why they wouldn't. That is, if they're interested in having contact at all.
>>18448570
Bump
>>18448570
Legitimate fire and brimstone demons,
Post on this website
Along with Google and YouTube
It's their "algorithm"
>>18448825
>Legitimate fire and brimstone demons,
sauce
You guys know of any cool cryptids? Pic not related.
>>18448569
Jeff the Killer
>>18449528
You know, I felt like Jeff could have been taken more serious if the Creepypasta and every fan-made content for him didn't suck so hard.
>>18449555
Excerpt from the literary classic, written by Nobel prize for literature recipient Sesseur;
“What’s so funny?” asked Jeff. Keith pulled out a lighter and switched it on. “What’s funny,” he said, “Is that you’re covered in bleach and alcohol.” Jeff’s eyes widened as Keith threw the lighter at him. As soon as the flame made contact with him, the flames ignited the alcohol in the vodka. While the alcohol burned him, the bleach bleached his skin. Jeff let out a terrible screech as he caught on fire. He tried to roll out the fire but it was no use, the alcohol had made him a walking inferno. He ran down the hall, and fell down the stairs. Everybody started screaming as they saw Jeff, now a man on fire, drop to the ground, nearly dead. The last thing Jeff saw was his mother and the other parents trying to extinguish the flame. That’s when he passed out.
Hello /x/,
I am having trouble deciding what occult-type ring I should buy. Any suggestions?
>I am having trouble deciding what occult-type ring I should buy. Any suggestions?
Trusting random anonymous posters on /x/ is your best route, you can't go wrong this way. Carry on!
>>18448566
You've told us nothing about what you're like, what sort of things you do, or what options are available to you. So I can't say anything useful. That's like asking for "a cake recipe". I might offer you a really good recipe for pumpkin bread, which would do you no good if you wanted something for a traditional birthday party.
With no other information, I have to say get your birthstone like every other unimaginative consumer drone.
>>18448566
one doesnt buy a "occult" ring. you have to survive a fight with a wraith / poacher / or other worldly abomination then some one decides your to much trouble to devour / kill then they do this thing where they give you a ring. its not one you can see but one you can feel they will probably say something like hold out your hand then you place the thing you can see against your other hand and it sticks then they say its probably going to fall off like that then you ignore them because you know it just fused with you
I'm really actually factually retardedly starting to believe in groupthink reality altering (Also known as meme magick by /pol/)
I guess the theory boils down to if enough people are focused enough on one task/thought/idea and exert enough care and brain power towards it, it can manifest itself.
I mean this is kind of the law of attraction, and things technically exist only because we percieve them to exist, so if you think about it, you're not fully tarded. Fuck pol tho
>>18448567
>unfairly blaming /pol/ and being unfair to /pol/acks
Reminder that /pol/ is a board of peace, we have done nothing wrong. Crossboard shitposters are not true /pol/acks, they are extremists radicalized by unfair bigotry and targeting at the hands of /leftypol/ and the unfair biased treatment simply for being national socialists.
Heil Hitler and may you have a pleasant day.
>>18448571
Shalom
Adolf here
Anyone else really scared of Emergency Alert Systems? Also, share any which you think are incredibly scary. I'll dump mine here -
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAyeOxgQUJ0
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l3oUjAN1IA
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAuHS_BM4os
>>18448559
I absolutely dread that sound of that alarm.
These give me the ultimate heats
>>18448559
I dread them as well. I also distrust the government so much that if the internet and 'normal' TV goes down I expect everything on the EAS to be total bullshit.
If the EAS says there are no aliens = THERE ARE FUCKING ALIENS.
If the EAS says Russians just hacked us = THE CIA JUST HACKED US.
You get the picture.
/x/,
Give me any stories involving vivid memories of a past life, or past lives, and/or stories involving mindswaps. Any screencaps or anecdotes are fine.
I woke up one day playing Half-Life 3
I think I got sucked into the game forever
>>18448545
Image seems familiar.
Blork.
Our time and attention is limited, so let's focus on the important stuff.
Onthological indeterminism and enlightened catastrophism
NBIC complex
Technosocial collapse
Memegenics
Complexity
Metacontextuality
Your thoughts?
>>18448477
Wow those sure are some nice big words you got there fag
I literally put my phone down, took out my dick, and rubbed it all over your post
>>18448481
Photos?
>>18448477
>>18448477
Onthological indeterminism is based on the conclusion that the structures and qualities of reality are not set.
Enlightened catastrophism is the state of understanding that weird attractors and black swans are an inherent aspect of all processes.
The NBIC complex is the interplay of nanotechnology, biotechnology, information technology and cognitive science that is the basis of the second cultural revolution of our species (the first one being the paleolithic revolution).
The technosocial collapse is the result of the failed revolutions of modernity (Enlightenment and Industrial), a decrease in our quality of life and adaptation capabilities.
Memegenics is the engineering and communications discipline that allows us to cross the threshold between various data and resource vectors.
Complexity is the systemic theory of teleology and chaos.
Metacontextuality is the culmination of polytopy, multiparadigmatics, process philosophy and mythopoetics, opening a new view of reality that aims at opening new means of harnessing potential and adapting to limits.
I watch a lot of UFO/Alien/Moon documentaries.
Damned nearly all of them claim that HAM radio operators intercepted NASA's signal when the radio silence of about 2 minutes occurred during the first moon landing.
They say Neil said something along the lines of "Look at these babies, they're huge!"
*Referring to UFO's
I actually assume he was referring to rocks or craters if this was ACTUALLY intercepted, but I'm most skeptical because I have yet to see ANY documentary get a first hand account interview from one of these alleged "HAM radio operators" that had the technical know-how and capability to monitor the NASA moon signal. Like, it's second hand accounts, paraphrasal, or blatant heresay.
Does anyone know of any documentary, show, or news source that got a direct person to person interview with a radio operator that claims to have been listening in/heard Neil say those things?
And if you WERE a HAM radio operator, monitoring the moon landing... Why the FUCK would you have NOT been recording?
It was the first time man landed on anything in outer space. Pretty sure if I was a radio operator piggy backing that signal, I'd have a god damn cassette recorder running at bare minimum.
>>18448322
look at that guys face it clearly says "LMAO ya`ll really think I was on the moon."
Fuck Neill Armweak and that other motherf**
>>18448325
What other?
Mister, I pass out in Antartica, and make cryptic tweets?
OP here, no answers?
Figured... More bullshit spread by guys looking to sell UFO magazines.
American soldiers serving in the province of Kandahar were drawn into a firefight of biblical proportions.
https://youtu.be/gIf29wtl9M4
that video is shit. There are better videos about this, why choose this p.o.s.
the other videos give a brief animated example. makes it more visual.
This again?
>>18448287
Giants ain't shit.