I found this very odd twitter account, can anyone make sense of this or explain their odd pictures?
https://twitter.com/planecrash2016
>>18455927
Just tweeted this with the caption
"Evil"
>>18455927
>>18455927
It's called psychosis
Search "Turkish Barcode Prisoners"
Click the 7th link down...
the fight is on
>>18455903
Search engines aren't equally made.
They are "tailored" to your "likes" and "dislikes"
Which just means they show you nothing new and just the same rut you've been running in. Basically, a rat on its wheel.
>>18455914
FUCK and we cant post links can we
>>18455922
just post it nigger
Is it true that theres a spell or a kind of curse to turn into a skinwalker or a werewolf??
>>18455796
Not for a skinwalker
>>18455796
You have to drink rainwater out of a wolf's paw print. Or just piss off a gypsy.
>>18455796
How do I sell my soul to Lucifer? What rituals do I need to follow? What words do I need to say?
>>18455588
Ask and you shall receive
>Cacodemon
Can't play, nuff said.
I'm cursed, how the fuck do I help it. Like seriously, I don't even believe in this stuff but my luck is that bad I'm seriously starting to. Even my family and friends talk about how unlucky I am. How do I stop this run of misfortune?
Step 1: Stop taking advice from other people.
>>18455565
Enter the cheat code correctly and you'll fully heal, getting rid of all curses. Perhaps you'll even become sexier? I know you can do it.
>>18455565
u came to the right place brosif, there are really smart peoples here , the regs here have all sort of knowledge
did he really exist?
>>18455422
yes
He is just an alien in blackface
Look at the head
Is Santa real /x/?
>>18455393
No, but it would be awesome to boost him to egregore status shouldnt be to hard with so many children already believing in him
Finladfag here, live in the woods pretty alone. No one in the nearby. I actually need serio is help. Here green text for simile story.
>be me 16
>go to bed early this evening with my parents
>reach deep sleep but wake up by voices in adiacent room
>listen carefully distant humbling
>man rough voce saying something
>"Aaam cooming!" then hear coughing
>fucking scared of this mad man
>nothing for a while then listen again "Aam comiing" and some shit gargles and other voice
>whoTF is coming tonight even.GIF?!
>fucking Christmas eve i think. No dare open my door
This happening now, no more noise atm seems it want down hill. Might ask my parents tomorrow. No sleep tonight.
I have prophetic dreams, enhanced empathetic ability and a tendency to neglect these apparent 'gifts' all manifest due to criminal abuse when i was a child, anybody else got this? Got any advice?
OP, you are the chosen one!
No one is more special than you!
>>18455374
Lol very funny, ptsd is no joke tho, im actually desperately seeking assistance, its ruining my life dude
Fuck it, Roast me. Roast me for believing this bullshit, anons amass and light it up
my ouija isn't working. i tried by myself and with friends and nothing happened. any tips on how to make it work?
Only works if you have a nigger cock balls deep in your ass
>>18455330
Find a ghost
one in your group is an unbeliever, you need to kill that person, soon as possible, get a deck of cards, everyone draw one card, kill the person with the lowest card, yes, you need to draw a card too
HTH
Old thread >>18441244
gonna dump as many as I find. Maybe post some more of my own.
Hobo adventures.
Look what you faggots do to these guys. Quit summoning them.
Obligatory Nicpost
Happy Christmas guys just a serious question
We're all doing the same thing on this in this
You know what I mean what is this that we're doing here right now and why?
Tomorrow is human christmas but that's not critical
What is going on why are you breathing this air inside that flesh robot (organic) crawling around your "house"....
Seriously why
Just to chilI i guess were through with simulating reality bug
>>18455317
because its' fun!
>>18455389
>>18455396
Simulation seems like a realistic choice especially when I think of myself making 3D models and placing them in an engine in addition to the sun and stars.
Simulation is a realistic possibility.
Even if that's the case doesn't answer WHY what the hell is this shit put down your weed, tv, phone, dick,
WHY?
WHHY
if god didnt bless you with the skills or talent to be able to support yourself financially, you are under no obligation to worship him or follow his laws regarding suicide
You don't need talent to flip burgers at McDonald's. If one job isn't enough get two and blame capitalism and the 1% . If God is real you know he won't take that shit as a just reason to commit such a grave sin.
>>18455313
God doesn't bless you with skills, you fucking learn them. If you kill yourself because you're such a lazy shit who can't bother to teach yourself how to at least flip burgers for a living, then you deserve to be punished.
>>18455313
Most people who are poor and also all tend to have very low IQ scores. Mentally retarded retards don't have the ability to diagnose car problems, perform brain surgery, or to design rocketships. Do a google, most religious people also score very low in IQ scores. That is why the poor hobos always thank Jesus and pray to him because they are really stupid fucks.
It's rumored that Benjamin Franklin once dissected a Santa Clause. THis has never been proven but ever since I was three, by Grandfather would tell me about Mr. Franklin and thus eventually he'd end up telling me about Mr. Franklin's incursions into the skin of the Santa and that he had different blood and that there was a cone there among its organs. The Santa stories always fascinated me.
I was about six years old or so when he sealed up the chimney. He poured rocks and morter down from the rooftop. It was my job to hold the flue shut. Mama said that wouldn't do no good because the Mayor had given Santa the key to the city at the parade and that Santa could use this key to get through the door. The next day grandfather went to have a talk with the mayor.
When Grandpa got out of prison he had us change all our locks. WE used locks from the next town over because that town hadn't
given their key away yet. Santa barely visited their town. Something about not being able to cross the train tracks. Things would occasionally drop from the sleigh and the folks would scurry out the next morning and take what they could find into their houses, but that was about it.
More Santa story, please...
>>18455246
goddam i cant wait til you fags go back to school
>>18455246
Two years ago I drove up to my Grandpa's hunting cabin with:
28 strings of C4 Multi Colored Holiday Bulbs
3 quarts of Bisodium Cremulate
an old shotgun
a shitty Homelite chainsaw
7 silver hollowpoint railroad Spikes
a sleeping dummy
the John Deere generator
and a plate of oatmeal cookies laced with Chemical One
I strung up the cabin with the christmas lights real good. I was in the middle of nowhere but that may be all for the better. When i rigged up the generator it was the only source of light in the valley. Any santa coming over the quadrant would recognize it instantly. It's important to use incandescent bulbs. LEDs are more power efficient but the have a TV like glow more in the violet range. The incandescent burns warm like the necks of sleeping children. Santa sees in infrared. They say he has compound eyes.
I broke up plenty of cookies around the perimeter of the property. What he couldn't see he would definitely smell. That turned out to be a mistake.
I made a little website that is pretty much a tarot deck, you come in, click a button and it draws a random card off of the Major Arcana deck.
Try it out /x/, and give me feedback :)
here's the website:
drawcard.website
>>18455193
what did you use to pick the cards?
>>18455205
a random number generator. Should be completely random each time.
Dee ziu jaarg nij jeaan etjidteg mees et, daamet nee odi daanas kantytoteg;
Aeon XX
Er Dod en Vist. Kre ny getge daanas tyva?
any unsolved (or solved)cases, missing persons, on generally messed up crimes that have gone unnoticed in recent years?
most true crime threads are taken up by cases from decades ago
>>18455161
why don't you do some research then
>>18455173
Great contribution
>>18455173
OP thinks posting generic /x/-ish topics and then expecting others to provide content somehow helps /x/. But it just insures that the same ol' shit gets regurgitated over and over and over again.