You guys know of any cool cryptids? Pic not related.

>>18448569
Jeff the Killer

>>18449528
You know, I felt like Jeff could have been taken more serious if the Creepypasta and every fan-made content for him didn't suck so hard.

>>18449555
Excerpt from the literary classic, written by Nobel prize for literature recipient Sesseur;

“What’s so funny?” asked Jeff. Keith pulled out a lighter and switched it on. “What’s funny,” he said, “Is that you’re covered in bleach and alcohol.” Jeff’s eyes widened as Keith threw the lighter at him. As soon as the flame made contact with him, the flames ignited the alcohol in the vodka. While the alcohol burned him, the bleach bleached his skin. Jeff let out a terrible screech as he caught on fire. He tried to roll out the fire but it was no use, the alcohol had made him a walking inferno. He ran down the hall, and fell down the stairs. Everybody started screaming as they saw Jeff, now a man on fire, drop to the ground, nearly dead. The last thing Jeff saw was his mother and the other parents trying to extinguish the flame. That’s when he passed out.

>>18449555
>>18451300
Trips, dubs now check out my single cunts. If this happens i am confirmed a deity, also I can tell you that the number will be somewhere between 0 and 9

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>Mongolian nomads believe the giant worm covers its prey with an acidic substance that turns everything a corroded yellow colour.

>The most probable explanation is that the deathworm is a new species of amphisbaenia or worm-lizard, a group of burrowing reptiles.