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The Internet is sentient and posting here. Have a good life!
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The internet is the closest thing we have right now to a collective consciousness as humans and any other species we know of
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>>18446078
1 = The answer.
You = 1
You are the answer.
Divine singularity is your reward.
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>>18446089
>The internet is the closest thing we have right now to a collective consciousness as humans
Porn, porn and more porn. Some music, blackmarkets, lol cats.
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What's the worst creepypasta you've ever read?
Godzilla NES takes the spot for me. What a fucking letdown.
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Jeff the Killer.
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>>18446009
I have nothing to contribute, I know -- I'll be way cool and above it all and dis ALL creepypastas even though that's what I want people to post. I'm like way beyond post-modern.
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>>18446009
Godzilla NES at least had some neat pixel art to go with it. I haven't read much creepypasta for years, but I remember Jeff the Killer and Sonic.exe being laughably bad.
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If you pull up a picture of a spooky ritual symbol of power on a screen, you're arranging the pixels on your screen to take that shape.
Does this count as willingly creating that symbol? Can you summon shit accidentally just by looking at pictures?
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>Can you summon shit accidentally just by looking at pictures?
That -would- explain why you are surrounded by ugly crossdressers.
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>>18445915
>Can you summon shit accidentally just by looking at pictures?
Totally. If you "accidentally" look at pictures of CP for example, you can summon the party van if you're unlucky.
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>>18445915
I think most circles require a ritual or incantation
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i recently made a tread containing questions about time travel, but finding out that science might not be my strongest point im looking for people that know how to summon demons.
the conditions:
the demon have to have a binding contract that will last a minimum of 10 years, if i could i would get 20 years before they take what they are suppose to take.
they will have to have the power to change time or make people come to life.
life means the same state as they where before they died, before what ever killed them.
i need instructions, and the demon must have free roam as im not in the US.
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>>18445707
>i recently made a tread
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>>18445715
link me??
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In a thread last month, I said that I had an alien friend that said "We'll be there in less than a month." Soon after that, the Turkey incident happened, and it sparked some interest in the rest of my story/what I had to say. Now, there have been some developments recently with me personally that's corroborated to me that this is really happening. I'm asking you /x/ or anyone else that knows, about the triangle shaped UFO's that have been reported since the start of Dec.
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>>18445181
dont be deceived by fallen angels
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>>18445197
lel
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We'll see anon once the less than one month happens
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Final spiritual redpill - Earth is flat 2016-12-21 10:41:36 Post No.18445049
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Final spiritual redpill - Earth is flat
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You are a spiritual being and were living in an enclosed system created by the god of the bible.
You are a lost children of light with a dead spirit
Hear the voice of the shepard and get everlasting life and salvation through grace
There is still time to repent and change your way
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>>18445049
why? jehova is still the ultimate evil shitlord. i don't care if the earth is a dodecahedron, fuck that guy. i'd rather burn in hell.
/edgy
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>>18445049
Yes, they are AI. And they are corrupted
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Final redpill is you're worshiping a middle eastern demon as if he's the one true god.
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I have a riddle for you, /x/.
Say you buy an axe at the hardware store. One day you are out chopping wood, and the handle breaks. So you take your axe to the hardware store, and buy a new handle.
Several months later, you are out chopping wood again, when the head of the axe breaks. After another trip to the hardware store, the axe head is replaced.
Is this axe the same axe that you started with?
Here is another way of looking at it. Every single cell in our body has a finite lifespan. As they die, they are replaced by a new cell that is a perfect copy, which contain copies of the old information that was stored in the original cell. Over the course of our lives, every single cell in our body is replaced and copied several times over, so that by the end of our lives, not a single cell of our original bodies remains.
Are you still the same person that you started out as, or an elaborate copy?
How can you be sure?
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Op is a faggot koan not Zen
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One of the less interesting musings in philosophy IMO, but yes it does cause some fair ammount of mental distress
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>>18444941
That's not true, brain cells don't reproduce. If you lose a brain cell it is gone for good.
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Occult Music Industry 2016-12-21 08:57:12 Post No.18444869
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So is the Music Industry ramping up it's overt Occultism or is it beginning to obscure it more?
For a while there is was in all of our faces...
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You're kidding right? They're practically force feeding it to us. Any bigger names like Kanye, Drake, Weeknd, and more have it all throughout most of their songs/music videos now a days. It's a little unsettling and makes me wonder why the elite wanna make their intentions so blaringly obvious. You'd think they'd be efficient as possible but it's like they know we won't do shit
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>>18444939
What can you do?
Any mention of it makes everyone thing you're a lunatic.
Its a conspiracy in itself to make conspiracy theorist as disregard able as possible
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>>18445119
That's only if we settle for it. Itd take quite the effort, people to be vocal, and some terrifying evidence to get everyone on the same page, but that or literally being their lambs with our heads up our asses till the end are our two choices.
Let's get a thallasopphobia thread going
Post pictures, share stories, make me feel that pit in my stomach
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No pics from it but I have a story, bout to go to bed so i'll green text
>be me summer 9th grade
>live in Fraser Valley of B.C.
>friend from school has a holiday cabin on one of the islands between Vancouver Island and the mainland
>friend's family invites me to go and stay with them for a few days in their cabin, go swimming/tanning/whatever
>friends dad takes us on a cruise to an even smaller island close to the one their cabin was on, had a secluded beach with no one on it at the time
>the beach is facing east towards the mainland, looks like the last bit of land between the islands and main coast
>friend has snorkel gear for two, flippers and masks we both gear up and get into the water
>water is about 10-12 feet deep super rocky and uneven sea floor and about 8 feet of visibility
>pulling myself along the bottom with friend, swim past the occasional fish, trying to see if we can find anything cool
>continue along the sea floor pulling ourselves along the bottom, me slightly ahead of him
>all of a sudden come to an almost 90 degree drop off, goes as far as i can see to left or right
>utter darkness in front and below me
>get feeling of dread, nope'd the fuck out of there and swam to shore as fast as i could
>done swimming for the day
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>>18444897
Thanks anon, good story
/x/, what really happened there?
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>>18444733
Ayyliens
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Tunguska was probably a comet.
Tesla was a hack fraud.
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nuclear powered alien drone malfunctioned. they moved it to a remote area where it was safe to detonate.
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ITT: Spiritual/paranormal things you truly believe are real despite what anyone else says.
I believe in reincarnation and that we are all one soul. The only thing I don't know is why. Maybe we are the universe observing itself. I don't really know.
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Ghosts, angels, demons. None of these are what most people think them to be.
The nature of reality as multidimensional 'energy'. (Physicsfags need not reply.)
Precognition, telepathy, remote viewing, 'spiritual' or energy healing, the existence of non-corporeal beings. The existence of a life force which permeates the physical realm and vivifies matter. Mild telekinesis.
I don't 'believe' these things to be real, I know them to be real because I've experienced them over a very long time, often with others who either verify, or challenge the veracity or interpretation of the experience.
In b4 mental illness, skeptics, trolls etc. I'm not interested in arguing with assholes. If I get back to this thread and anyone's asking, I'll answer questions.
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Shadow beings. I've communed with them. I know they watch me at every moment. Not just me, all of us, especially those who are aware of their presence.
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>>18444614
We are not all one soul.
Ego death is a trap.
>>18446605
We need to have a discussion.
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Overcoming Physical Pain (for Spiritual Purposes) 2016-12-21 05:54:27 Post No.18444488
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Overcoming Physical Pain (for Spiritual Purposes)
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Hey /x/,
This is my first thread here, which feels kind of weird, somehow. I'm not sure what kind of answers I'll get for this.
I suffer from chronic pain, due to some really shitty genetic conditions. I take medication to help deal with it, and my doctors have been trying to figure out a combination of things that will work better, but I'm in an extremely shitty place - I can barely sleep, I can't currently work... My life is pretty crap - though thank god, I do have people that are supportive and kind to me.
Anyway, my issue is this. I've had some help with my pain in a few mild /x/ related ways, and that's helped - it actually goes a long way in allowing me to function at all. But overall, I'm not well enough to be able to concentrate or let go to meditate, or speak to... you know, anyone like a guide or... I guess you could say spiritual friend? It feels -incredibly- weird to admit that anything like that is part of my reality, but I suppose it's normal here.
Being able to listen, let alone hear at all is almost impossible. It's like I have a constant deafening klaxon in my ears and I'm really at a loss as to how to overcome it. I only get lucky every once in a great while. Does anyone have any suggestions what I should do? I don't have someone who can help me in a strong guided meditation right now, if I'd be capable at all, nor do I have someone who could help me out with hypnosis (which I've been pretty compatible with in the past, as long as I was totally willing)... Unfortunately, illegal drugs aren't my thing, and, well, drinking can help with the pain (even though I'm not supposed to combine that with my pills), but it leaves me too stupid to speak with anyone on a higher plane.
Just, does anyone have any ideas, advice, experience with this? I just don't know what to do. I feel so lost and disconnected - it's a part of my lie that's really important, and I can't access it. I'm basically deaf, dumb, and blind.
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Just gonna post some /x/ related humor in the meantime.
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Can we get a thread of of paranormal or just very strange/unnerving childhood experiences? Please no copypasta or role playing. I want to hear the dark, weird occurrences people usually keep to themselves
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Bumping because there was a thread like this a couple days ago and it was fucking awesome
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>be me
>11 years old
>my mom and dad are divorced
>with my mom, driving me to the train station to go see my dad
>I get to go on alone
>sit down, nervous, but I'd done this before
>feel sudden urge to shit
>go to the train bathroom
>diarreah
>use the whole roll of shit paper to wipe my tight, bald twinky bum
>flush
>shitters clogged
>ono
>no plunger
>flush again
>toilet overflows
>diarrhea shit water covers the floor, soaking my pants which are at my ankles
>burst out crying, bepis swinging about and anus caked in shit
>the passengers see me
>starts a hullabaloo
>everyone's grossed out but also trying to console me from a distance
>"I need to get off the train!" I keep shouting
>the conductor comes out
>hey hey kid it's gonna be ok
>there's no conductor to drive the train now so it crashes
>everyone's dead
>including me
>typing this right now
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>>18443769
Congrats, you get an lmao from me
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Universal consciousness 2016-12-21 12:55:38 Post No.18443686
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0NrLIQFtN8
The distribution of matter in the universe matches the nerve synapse of the brain.
Explain this freakish shit, /x/.
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>they sort of have vaguely the same basic shape
>that means they're the same thing
Sort of like how mountains are ancient giant trees.
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>>18443721
actually recently saw a thread where someone was claiming this
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Was it faked by the Turkish government? 2016-12-20 09:18:13 Post No.18443116
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Was it faked by the Turkish government?
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What if it was the Moroccans faking it to make it look the like Turks were faking, so people wouldn't pay attention when a joint force of Moroccans and Reptiles invaded Turkey.
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Brilliant.