Wait. . . It learns Flamethrower? . . . Why?
It's a contrarian. It does whatever you don't think it does.
Because it needs to kill Bugs dead.
>>26875275
this
its not like its an aquatic pokemon anyway, fucking gyarados
What was your favorite Pokemon site as a kid, and why?
Mine was trsrockin, had all sorts of really interesting glitch stories and rumors.
YES
did you post on the forums?
I was such an autist back then. Please tell me you were a fellow trsrockin autist.
>>26874951
Pokemon crater. I spent so much time on that site as a kid. Once I found serebii I stopped going.
Then I spent my young teenage years in a forum based RPG with a bunch of fellow poke-autists. Wasted thousands of hours on that shit.
>>26874951
A RPG forum which I credit and thank for sucking out every ounce of my autism, fun times.
ITT we talk about features for our ideal Pokemon game
>Fighting/Dark/Psychic starting trio instead of Fire/Water/Grass
>complete customization of protag. appearance
>expanded underwater environments (coral reefs, deep trenches, sunken cities, seafloor volcanoes, etc)
>expand environments vertically, explore the tops of skyscrapers, forest canopies, mountaintops (pic related)
>uncatchable legendaries, being able to catch "legendary" pokemon and train them ruins their mystique IMO
>day/night plus four seasons
what features would you put in your personally perfect game
>>26874908
> Fighting/Dark/Psychic starters
I never understood why this was so popular. It's not even a proper rock-paper-scissors set of typings since Dark is flat-out immune to Psychic, not just resistant to it.
>>26874908
>Fighting/Dark/Psychic starting trio instead of Fire/Water/Grass
>immunity
>balance
Pick one.
>complete customization of protag. appearance
Nothing wrong with that.
>expanded underwater environments (coral reefs, deep trenches, sunken cities, seafloor volcanoes, etc)
I hate water.
>expand environments vertically, explore the tops of skyscrapers, forest canopies, mountaintops (pic related)
Fair enough.
>uncatchable legendaries, being able to catch "legendary" pokemon and train them ruins their mystique IMO
>removing a feature is a feature
>day/night plus four seasons
already existed
>>26874945
It's a deviantart meme.
Ignore it.
Fire/Water/Grass is a standard and set tradition that won't change.
Weird and spooky Pokemon videos thread? Images are fine too, they just have to be weird and spooky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlFmXJlBq4Y
>>26874788
>>26875454
what in the fuck is this
If you haven't seen it yet...
>after every fight your pokemon are healed to full
>>26874787
We already know this from the gameplay preview
>>26874787
It's for KIDS, OP. I mean GOD, grow up, if you want something hard go play Dark Souls.
>>26874787
NO! MY PRE-ORDER POTIONS! CURSE YOU GAME FREAK! CURSE YOOOOUUUUU!
>It's a 'New game features previous gen Pokemon, meaning Itll have less than 100 new pokes' episode
>every gen except for gens 1 and 5 had less than 100 new Pokemon
Huh. I never noticed.
it's the same ratio as XY. barely any new pokemon. shit ton of old pokemon. That's why they split it into three pokedexes again.
sun and moon will have a total of 109 new pokemon
>open front door
>see this
What do?
Nothing.
welcome her with death
>>26874606
Take knife
Cut her loose
Yell at her for getting caught in my Rosa traps.
How do you tell if a thread is a stealth pokephilia thread?
Pic unrelated.
lurk more
>>26874584
How do you tell if a thread is a stealth pokephilia thread?
Quite simple really.
1. Is the pokemon that has been presented for topic one of the well known furry-loved pokemon such as Gardevoir, Lopunny, or the Delphox line to name a few? If yes, then you can almost guarantee that regardless of the intent of the thread starter, it will become a stealth pokephilia thread. If no, proceed to #2.
2. Is the thread topic about how much the OP "LOVES" a specific pokemon and asks for a dump of that pokemon? And is the thread image suspiciously drawn with said pokemon in a non-normal stance? If yes, then it is a stealth pokephilia thread. If no, move to #3.
3. Does the thread image display one or more pokemon drawn as such that might suggest that this image caters to a specific fetish? Examples include Flygon swallowing X, super fat pokemon, bara pokemon, etc.... If yes, then it is a stealth pokephilia thread. If no, go to #4.
4. If at any point in the OP or the early posts of the thread, someone says, "X is for _____", then you can assume that it is a stealth pokephilia thread. At the very least, you can assume that that poster is a furry and a degenerate who should fuck off to /trash/.
There you go OP.
sup /vp/, which Pokemon manga do I read?
I've heard some of it is pretty brutal, with Pokemon dying and whatnot. I wanna read that one
>>26874561
Pokémon Adventures (or Special as it's called in Japan). That's probably the one you've heard about. Unless there are other more brutal ones that I haven't heard of.
>>26874588
how brutal is it exactly?
>>26874602
In either the Red or the Yellow arc, there's a moment where a Charmeleon slices an Arbok in half with its claws. And during the Lavender Town part, you can see zombie pokémon (decomposing).
But in all honesty, the brutality is greatly exaggerated. Scenes like that only occurred in the beginning and are very far apart from each other. It's still a good manga, in my opinion.
>We will never go back to the Johto region again.
>>26874483
>>We will never go back to the Johto region again.
>>26874519
>>26874671
hellllllooooo unovabortions!!!
Admit it, this is fucking stupid.
Why? Who cares?
I could see it being useful if they introduce more dual-type moves like Flying Press.
>>26874494
this
>We won't be going back to Johto and Kanto in SUMO's post game
>sumo
Commit sudoku
>sudo
Commit sumoku
>sumo
Despite your choice of abbreviation being different from mine, I will ignore it and accept that people have their differences and that no word is inherently the "correct" word for referring to a thing, when another word is equally understood.
That said, I do not think it is very likely we go back to Kanto or Johto. Surely 24 Gyms and 2 Elite Fours are too much for the average player, no?
A couple weeks ago, I had to take my older brother's phone and lock myself in my room with it. Why? He had my Pokemon Y game and was transferring EVERYTHING to his Pokemon Omega Ruby game. Since he took something from me, I took something from him. The argument got so serious that he started to thrust a knife at me from under the door. Eventually, the whole thing was settled and I got the Pokemon he only claimed to have taken back.
Just yesterday, I was playing my Pokemon Y game to notice MY DIANCIE WAS MISSING. It was fairly obvious that he took it, and he did. He even admitted it, but for the excuse that he was getting the mega stone for Diancie. Fair enough.
I had forgotten to get it back from him, and he was at Wal-Mart, so I got his 3DS to take it back myself. I was gonna transfer it back to Pokemon Y via the Pokemon Bank, and when I did, I saw a LOT of Pokemon in there with the OT "LEO". Just to make sure he didn't take anything else, I checked all of my Gen 5 games.
Pokemon Black and Pokemon White 2 were his, so I didn't check those.
Pokemon Black 2 seemed untouched.
Pokemon White, however, WAS MISSING A ZEKROM. The game was as good as ruined without the signature legendary, does he have no consideration for me? I checked through all of the boxes on his Omega Ruby game. He had taken the Zekrom as well as a Yveltal, a shiny Metang, and like 7 other Pokemon.
I also decided to check Pokemon Diamond (Pokemon Diamond was mine, he had chosen Pearl at the time.). DIALGA WAS MISSING. He literally left everything untouched (except a Magnezone) and took my Dialga. Great, another game ruined.
As of now, he hasn't figured out I took my Pokemon back.
Mind you, my brother is 20, and he steals Pokemon. No. Life.
>>26874262
tl;dr
Just came here to tell you that no one cares.
>>>/tumblr/ is that way.
>>26874262
>he started to thrust a knife at me from under the door
>the excuse that he was getting the mega stone for Diancie
>The game was as good as ruined without the signature legendary
Jesus Kek
If you actually want to have a conversation about this, take it to Reddit; they'll actually talk to you. There's only shitposting here.
How would you feel if pokemon with a single forme change were retconned as megalutions?
>>26874260
>a +0 Mega
Lol
>>26874295
>implying they wouldn't change the stats as well
I'm looking forward to more Primal Reversions
I am going to get Poliwrath's "swirl" tattood behind me bottom right hand ear.
Thoughts?
>>26874238
>bottom ear
You could do it, or you could not do it. I don't particularly care either way, whatever you want to do with your body is fine.
>>26874238
If your goal is to tell everyone that you're a faggot just go all the way and get the tattoo on your forehead instead.