>open front door >see this What do?

Nothing.

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welcome her with death

>>26874606
Take knife
Cut her loose
Yell at her for getting caught in my Rosa traps.

>>26874606
Untie and befriend. She might be homeless after she lost her job to that bitch Lyra.

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>>26874606
Bring her inside and force feed her a bowl of boiling eggs with a side of hot sauce and jalapeño slices.

Close front door

>>26874606
>She shouts: "PER AT USI L!"

>I try to figure out if I opened my door while leaving or coming home
>Decide I am coming home
>Again, she shouts: "PER AT USI L!"
>I realize I am way to tired to be dealing with this shit right now.
>I enter my house, walk around her, and go about my buisness. She will still be there in the morning, and I think better in the morning.

"Shit, my vision has gone monochrome, AGAIN."

Medicate liberally.

>people that don't know the context of her binding
stay quiet and keep my distance while she catches a pokemon.

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>>26874638

>>26874606
*unzip dicks*

>>26874606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PiHHi94bWk

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>>26875526
Zipper dicks? The fuck anon.

>See bitch
>See Pokeball
>Take Pokeball
>Catch Donald Trump in Pokeball
>Tie c4 to pokeball
>Kill Hillary Clinton with Pokeball c4 grenade
>Become the greatest American hero
>Dispose of the girls corpse, since she died of hydration while I was busy

>>26875549
>being new

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>>26874606
Lick her feet.

>>26875580
fuck this, you have to 12

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>>26875610
*you have to be 12

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>>26875599
>not beign a grammar nazi.

>>26874606
Get her out of there!

>>26875580
>Catch Donald Trump in Pokeball
Well, okay, I suppose we can imagine you can catch humans.

>Tie c4 to pokeball
You have C4 laying around?

>Kill Hillary Clinton with Pokeball c4 grenade
I think you are missing a few important procedure steps here, but I'll humor it.

>Become the greatest American hero
Using technology stolen from a True Korean military simulator

>Dispose of the girls corpse, since she died of hydration while I was busy
Edgy

>>26874606
Untie her and offer her a drink.

>>26875630
this is sad

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>>26875630
* Being
Dont worry I will just kill myself

>>26875630
>beign
>still being this fucking new

>>26874606
Turn 360 degrees and get the fuck out

>>26875637
Based anon most likely to not die alone is his basement.

Wake up

>>26874606
Tie her up more properly, turn on some jazz, and bring her inside so I can pontificate on subjects I love talking about for hours before an audience.

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>>26875709
If only it were that simple.

>>26875607
die

>>26874606
>wtf are you doing on my lawn, go home

Cut her loose, make sure she's okay, and ask if she needs to use my phone to call anyone.

>>26874606

Help her.

>>26874606
Emergency rations

>>26874606
take a knife
remove the bandageing
ask her who did this
call the authorities

its not that hard to do

>>26874606
Walk in, feel her for a bit, then sit down with a cup of coffee and try to figure out how to force Stockholm syndrome.

>rape

>>26876533
>Call the authorities

You got a dog infestation?

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>>26877172

>>26876505
It has been a while since I last ate out...

>>26874638
>>26875519

Friendly reminder that Lyra raped my quilava was 6 years ago

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>>26877160
I am absolutely shocked it took this long to get this response. I guess there is enough Reddit here that the rape jokes comprise a smaller percentage of this board.

I do like the way this anon >>26877106
thinks though.

>>26877199
I was watching TV later after the enema and I found Quilava hiding behind the couch crying. I hadn’t even spanked Quilava or anything, I fed him a good meal and gave him an enema to help him use the toilet later and he was curled up in a little ball crying for no reason at all. I told Quilava how ungrateful he was being, and that if he was going to cry like a baby I’d make him dress like a baby.

So I put him in a daiper again and made him look into the mirror in my bedroom. I made him stand there and watch him wet himself so he could see how pathetic he was being. He was crying like a little bitch after he piddled himself, so I spanked him and said if he was going to act like a bitch I’d show him what it felt like to be a bitch.

I got undressed and put on my strapon dilldo and lubed it up good, then I took Quilava in bed with me and pegged him in his tuckus. Quilava was moaning and screaming like he was a female in heat the whole time, he was a real spoilsport about it, but still it was really kind of nice to listen to and got me really wet.

Theres something wrong with Quilava, I pounded his rear good but he didn’t even get an erection, and he was so inconsiderate he wouldn’t even eat me out afterwards, so I sat on his face and showed him how to finish a girl off with his tongue.

I thought we had a pretty good time together, but Quilava started crying again and trying to squirm away from me, so I gave him a spanking and locked him in the crawl space under the stairs to let him think about how naughty he had been today.

>>26874606

Force feed her chilly and then place her on top of my face so she can fart on me and shit/piss through her pass

>>26874606
Question how she got into my house and why she's tied up, then cut her out of the binds and set her free.

>>26874606
untie her and accept sex if she asks

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>>26877372
>I will never be that Quilava

>>26877186
Never seen a more appropriate use for that image.

I think...it means....'Do you have a dog infestation? Because you're a pussy."....I mean....That's my best guess here.....

>>26875607
Only right answer

>>26877372
She sounds like a softy at heart. My gf doesn't use lube.

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>>26877563
Cops shoot dogs.

>>26874606
[x] smell spats

Any other answer is objectively and thoroughly wrong.

>>26879056
You, uh, might want to tie her up properly first. Just sayin'.

>>26879135
Why would there be a need for something so silly?

Give her my balls to use for training.

>>26875651
Inb4 "LOL WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW ANGLES WORK XDDDD"