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Thanks for reminding me I have a shit load of chocolate chips to make real cookies with

video games

>>386927332
>cookie clicker
>not videogames
neck yourself

>>386927332

That's funny, I just posted this exact comment in a 200+ replies thread in which people where arguing between cowtits and flat chest and, but apparantly this thread is the problem

Who the actual fuck still plays fucking cookie clicker?

>>386927204
Looks like Itagaki.

>>386927204

Give me a link you sperg

>>386927204

What's stopping me from making a Cookie Clicker style game but not with cookies

>>386927624
Learn to be self sufficient you dumb fucking nigger

>>386927678
Your lack of dedication and/or talent.

>>386927678
Nothing. Only dumb shit becomes successful, if you're willing to stoop that low then you'll be rolling high

>>386927624
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
Have fun.

>>386927624
just google cookie clicker it's the first result

>>386927624

I'm not giving you shit for calling me a sperg for something you can easily google

>>386927784

Shut up sperg bitch you're going to do what i say and then give me chocolate milk and tummy rubs.

>>386927776
Faggot

>>386927204
What's the deal with this game? Is it a just a carpel tunnel simulator?

>>386927204
>tfw just got to 1 nonillion cookies and have 1.3 million heavenly chips
>it's been one day, and I already have 10 nonillion after enabling the golden switch and just turning the game off

I'm getting just over 100 septillion per second with the golden switch on.

amazing

>>386927776

pozzed

>>386927832
Yes, but people have found ways to cheat anyways.

>>386927851
oh shit, actually, it's 200 sepitllion per second

I have 10 wrinklers

>>386927851
>>386927905
Actually that's 600 septillion. 10 Wrinklers give you 6 times the CpS because of their combined synergy and some math formula.

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>>386927825
Here's your chocolate milk, Anon. Now let me rub your tummy ^___^

>>386927204
TIME TO LOSE THE REST OF MY EVENING

http://orteil.dashnet.org/legacy/

this game is better, sperg cookies is dead

>>386928004
That's complete fucking bullshit.

Last run I didn't pop any wrinklers at all, and after I popped them I only got about the same amoutn of cookies as those that I had spent that run. That is to say, that spat out just over half of my total cookies, which is what they were sucking up to begin with.

It it was actually 6 times the amount, then I would have been able to pop them after I got 150 octillion cookies and been able to buy that 900 octillion cookie kitten, but I had to wait until I got like 500 fucking octillion before popping them.

No idea what that 6x shit comes from.

>>386928058
Fuck you and fuck OP, I was gonna sleep but now I have this shit to play instead.

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>mfw blocked my own access to that page
>will never play it again or get addicted to it

also you just lost the game

>>386927204
>moved onto a browser with automatically clearing cookies and history
>uninstall old browser because it was chrome
>copy code of savegame onto new browser from a text document and set cookie clicker to allow acces to cookies
>delete text document and clear recycle bin because autism
>fine for first few days
>come back one day and all cookies and therefor progress is gone

I know I only have myself to blame for not anticipating this, but I'll never have those virtual biscuits back.
>juat save edit to where you were
Its just not the same, man, or at least my autism tells me so when it's not literally the result of the same variables I spent months of my life adjusting to get the exact data that proved I'd done it.

>>386927678
The hundreds of other games out there that do the same exact thing.

>>386928251

You mean there 100s of games out there that do the same thing but not as good.

find me a better game that works.

>>386928135
Wrinklers store the total withering rate, giving more bonuses with more wrinklers.

If you have 10 wrinklers, you'll lose 50% of CpS, but each wrinkler spews out 55% of the CpS you could've gotten.

0.5 + (0.55 * 10) = 6 multiplier

Whereas if you have 5 wrinklers, you lose 25% CpS, but each wrinkler spits out 27.5% (25% * 1.1) of the CpS.

0.75 + (0.275 * 5) = 2.125 multiplier

Or maybe you just popped them too soon.

Literally Google "cookie clicker wrinkler" and look for the wiki page and you'll know what I'm talking about.

>recently upgrade my computer
>all data is lost from cookie clicker
I know it's WAY easier than when it started but I really don't want to deal with starting it all over.

>>386927825
>>386928021

>Being so mad that you samefag yourself chocolate milk

You couldve learned how to google in the same time

>>386928410
>>386928410
I read up the math but it doesn't seem to do what it says it does in practice.

My last run was active for several months without me touching the fucking wrinkers and there is no way that they had 6 times the amount that they took.

>>386928498
ruin the fun with this easy to do step just go to the cookie clicker forum and copy a save comment of some user with infinite cookies and paste it into the cookie clicker load box then boom you beat the game. Go waste ur time on something more fulfilling.

>>386927204
>Literally countless of better clicker afk games over the past 2 years
>People still play this bullshit

Why

>>386928894
Like what?

>>386928849
That's because they don't take in cookies in offline production.

>>386928873
Yeah but what's the point of doing that? The whole reason clickers exists is to get a feeling you are doing the work even if you are just letting the game play itself

>>386929067
What? Does that mean they don't wrinkle cookies while offline as well? If they do, and I'm a non active player, I may as well pop em all and never have em on in that case.

white milk master race

>>386928164
fuck

>>386928021
I want some chocolate milk too!

Did the dungeons with the girl scouts ever get finished?

>>386928873
>ruin the fun
>beat the game
>wate ur time on something more fulfilling

I don't think you're capable of comprihending why people play idle games, or video games in general. There's a bit between starting up a game and the "you win" bit at the end called gameplay and this is where most of the fun is had.

>>386927505
The dick outweighs the mind here, especially with weebs.

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Is this the cookies thread?

>>386930402
I don't think you're capable of comprehending why idling is not gameplay.

the only cheat I use is an Auto clicker that clicks every 0.5 Millisecond

>>386927590
itagaki is an oatmeal cookie

>>386927204
And it's still unplayably slow

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>>386929628
I saved some just for you, Anon. Do you want some tummy rubs too?

>>386932229

y-yes

>>386928164
CUNT FACE! YOU ABSOLUTE CUNT FACE!

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>>386932754

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So anon, why don't you have 1 tredecillion cookies baked yet?

>>386933469
Huh, I have a game started 630 days ago, with only like 2 decillion all time.

I guess I should reset, but the early game is such a bother.

What are the best incremental games I can play? No, a smartass responce like "heh, they are not games are you stupid?" is not an asnwer, what are you, 12?

What did they add?

>>386933707
That one with lollipops, Candy rpg or something.

>>386933707
https://pastebin.com/dzFtvDR2

>>386933769
>>386933751
I will check it out, thanks

>>386933751
New building tier, new Dragon Aura, few new upgrades, new milk, changes to the spells and pantheon, bug-fix or two.
>>386933707
Realm Grinder.
>>386933769
May wanna update that list with Realm Grinder.

>>386933990
It's from the late idle games general on /vg/ so it's pretty old. I would add Tap Titans 2 for mobile as well.

>>386934103
>late idle games general
I know. I figured you were the guy who owned the bin. I kinda miss it, but at least the topic pops up in /indie/ sometimes.

>>386928164
NIGGER

>>386934194
I mean, we could just copypaste the info into a new bin and update it, but we both know that's not going to happen.

>>386928164
thanks anon
it's been a full year since the last lost

When should I ascend for the first time?

>>386928164
Turn on cheats, buy everything, never feel the need to play it again.

is orteil gay?

i have like 20 million prestige levels but i haven't played in ages, what's the best way to upgrade now?

>>386933707
Realm grinder is probably the best one right now even if the new UI made me quit

>>386936960
He's a faggot for sure, never ever gonna finish a game

fuck me i just started a new game from scratch
i did this like 10 months ago
are we doomed to repeat our mistakes

>>386927204
Oh shit Itagaki making a new game?

>>386937097
I mean does he litterely suck the dick? I think he is some kind of sissy.
I wonder who is dominating Orteil or Opti?

>/v/ doesn't understand the fun is in picking and analyzing strategy not clicking or watching numbers go up

>>386937219
I think he's french

>>386929045
Not him but I always shill for sandcastle builder in these idle threads

>>386937771
well that explains it all

>>386931284
Get a pc that isn't dogshit.

>>386931284
time to upgrade your commodore don't you think

>>386927204
Are we ever going to get girl scouts?

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>waiting for enough cookies to get your first building of the next tier

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How are you doing?

>>386933707
like others said, realm grinder
also some fun quick ones like swarmsim, and there is another just like swarmsim about building/racing cars on kongregate

>>386927204
Megami quest 2 is better.

>>386928345
Clicker Heroes has more depth than CC but eventually just becomes completely retarded once you get to the elders or whatever those things were called.

Magikarp Jump isn't really a clicker game but it's a nice idle game.

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welp, time to start clicking again

>>386927505
Which videogames contained the cowtits and/or flatchest?

>>386928004
But wrinklers stay hungry if you go offline

>>386939357
Jesus Christ.
I didn't know the rabbit hole goes this deep.

>>386933990
Does Realm Grinder actually go anywhere? I'm sick of these incremental games that don't change. You're just buying the next big building to make money faster so you can get a bigger building.

I want games like Dark Room or that candy one. Where you're actually introduced to new mechanics as the game progresses.

>>386941519
Try Crank

https://faedine.com/games/crank/b39/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKFTZT13LNE
Obligatory

>>386941519
I'll soon have a year of play time in the game. How far are you in?

>>386937771
even worse

>>386939357

Does it even help to get more than 300 of one building?

>>386940575

None, it was a hypothetical situation of a game with breasts in it

>>386941939
350 gives an achievement for every building, which gives milk and raises your cps. And of course the buildings themselves give cookies and the longer you play the cheaper the buildings are.
Decillions are chump change.

>>386941903
A couple minutes. That's why I'm asking. So far it just looks like a cookie clicker clone

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Chancemaker is a new one I haven't seen.

>>386942057
>350 gives an achievement for every building

Isn't that 250?

>>386942123
250, 300 and 350.

>>386942089
>cheating
Why even bother?

>>386941738
Cool, this looks exactly like what I'm looking for. Thank man

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>>386942218
>projecting instead of having an auto clicking macro.
Stop wasting time.

>>386942065
Well the interesting thing about the game is that it has these different factions that have different upgrades, later on you get Researches which is like a giant talent tree of which you can pick just a few talents every reset. The new thing that was added were Lineages which give different bonuses based on an underlying race you choose and leveling them up takes a long fucking time. It's all bigger numbers really but it's thrown all over the place, making it interesting.

>>386942229
have fun, it gets comfy once the music starts

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He doesn't embrace the power of macro.

I want chocolate milk and tummy rubbies you dumb smelly spergs

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puny imbecile manual clicker.

so you guys like ruining your mouse for a "game" huh?

Dragon's fortune, is it worth it?

>>386942089
>>386942294
>>386942519
>>386942992
>being so bad at video games that you have to cheat at a game that plays itself
fucking christ
get off this board and never post here again

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>>386943361
Why so mad?

>>386942158

Do you know what Dragon auro is best to use?

I have breath of milk and radiant appetite now

PUT THIS GAME ON FUCKING STEAM ALREADY

>>386943482
I think those two are the best ones. Dragonflight is apparently also good if you play actively.

Christmas is the most profitable season right? After getting all the upgrades, that is. Christmas keeps spawning reindeers, while no other season does something similar, right?

>>386943559
So that everyone can see how much time you spent with it?

>>386943638

There's a new one called Dragon's Fortune with increases cps with +111% for every golden cookie on screen, is it worth anything?

>>386943743
I don't think it's worth it. Too situational and and not strong enough.

Is the Grandmapocalypse worth it? Sitting at 42 trillion CpS and 376 heavenly chips if I reset. Only prestige level 1 right now

>>386944286
Reset first. I usually trigger the first stage to get wrinklers since they give more than they eat.

>>386944432
Thanks, I was getting bored having my main income be Frenzied Lucky golden clicks. Any advice for what to spend the chips on? I got one of the permanent slots for the Quintillion fingers but I'm gonna swap it for Septillion fingers.

is the creator of this gaym homosexual?

What are the optimal upgrades to put in the permanent upgrade slots? Just the most expensive kittens? Maybe century egg?

>>386944732
Your most powerful -illion finger upgrade

>>386944792
What is the highest right now? Currently sitting at sixtillion.

>>386944910
Check your upgrades list and see which tier of -illion fingers is your highest.

>>386945039
No, I just mean, how high up can the -illion fingers go as of the latest update?

>>386944720
Can't really remember what I spent my first chips on. Just buy anything you can get, no point in hoarding them and none of them are completely useless. When you unlock more permanent slots I think it's best to put your most expensive upgrades on them like late game kittens and your best building upgrades. Cursor upgrades are good too to get a boost right after ascensions.

I think the wiki is off since I have septillion fingers bought but I don't have the 350 cursors prerequisite.

>>386945153
Thanks again. There's just so much to take into account but planning it all is pretty fun.

>>386928164
Damn, been a while since I lost. Also, fuck you.

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>>386927505
>200+ shit thread thread
ahh reminds me of yesterday, that was such a good shitposting thread https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/386862739/

>>386943361
Only a fool plays a click game without macros. They are a legitimate part of the active strategy.

>>386945667
>no guys it's the meta don't you know
Sure, and cheat engine is an essential tool for Dark Souls.

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>>386927528
Why hello there, are you talking about me?

>>386945810
Go be an insufferable newfag somewhere else, for fuck sake.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13688703

>>386936440
how many heavenly chips do you have? wait for at least 1500 so you can get the season switch and some random stuff.

>>386945667
Originally played vanilla, then 2nd time played with frozencookies, now I'm playing vanilla again and preferring it. If I don't have to actually look at the page then there really is no point.

>>386939357
Is it worth it to go full grandmapocalypse or is it better to just stop after the first appearance of wrinklers?

>>386946867
Full if you're just letting it run in the background. Stop after the first stage if you're actively playing and clicking golden cookies.

>>386946867
The Wrinklers are your friends, anon.

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Why aren't there any chancemaker upgrades? Whats the point in trying to hurdle past the soft caps if you don't get any satisfying reward? They appeared right when I was just able to get my 100th prism, making all the waiting pointless save for the upgrade but chancemakers don't have anything for them.

>>386947021
They have 9 regular upgrades and at least two synergy upgrades, what are you talking about?

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>>386947113
No upgrades have appeared, I have 86 so far. is my game fugged? Do I need to reincarnate first?

>>386947425
You might need to do that. At 86 you should already have 4 upgrades unlocked.

>>386947635
but muh chips are growing so nicely.

>>386947893
Cash them in, get more cps, get more chips, repeat.

>>386928345
Shark game has a lot of depth and is considered good.

Kittens game is pretty awesome, but really tedious without scripts. The clicker game I spent the msot time with by far.

A Dark Room is the best when it comes to progression, but you finish in less than half a day and there are no reasons to go on.

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>>386927204
All this space for chocolate chips that they'll be adding as dlc

>>386937819
I know sandcastle builder is supposed to be the ebst one, but I found it even more unplayable than Kittens without using a guide

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Can't say anything against Orteil's backward-save compatibility, that's for sure.

>>386927425
>neck yourself
>not 15
neck yourself

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>>386948859
Every time.

>>386927204
did it get harder since I last played ?
I have 10 wizard towers and the game just doesnt seem to move on it takes forever to buy new shit

>>386943743
>>386943852
>save up loads of sugar lumps
>get a frenzy
>get a building boost on top of that (preferably 3000%+)
>spawn lots of golden cookies with magic by regenerating mana with sugar lumps
>sell lots of low tier buildings with Godzamok active
>click for good measure
>get insane amounts

what are good pantheons for semi active play?

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>"lucky cookie"

>tfw at a pack of chocolate chip cookies a day when addicted to this

>>386951331
Honestly this is the only reason to get one of the scripts. So that you have an easy way to see how much cookies you need to bank to get the maximum bonus from the Frenzy Lucky Cookie.

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>have macro settings for mouse
>just remembered when i macro an autoclick it eventually bsod's my computer

maybe i'll just play this like a facebook game and just check it every couple hours

There is no better idle game than Anti-Idle

>>386952254
It took me way longer than it should have to realize you weren't just bad mouthing Python

I HATE THIS GAME I CANT STOP FUCKING PLAYING ND ITS THE MOST RETARDED SHIT EVER