ITT: Movies that Americans think actually happened Pic related

I was there that day, nothing happened

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>>79021994

>>79021994
>when that dude opens that crashed helicopter door and freezes in like 3 seconds
shit was scary senpai

>>79022047
any science fags know if that would be possible if cold enough? wouldnt he just insta die?

>>79022089
I failed HS biology twice and my educated guess is that possibly

>>79021994
>It's an "America and Europe get fucking destroyed but Based Australia just gets snow in winter" episode
How is this a disaster movie again?

>>79022192
The Australians live.

>>79022222
woah those repeating digits
they dont fucking deserve it

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>>79022222
kek'd and check'd

>>79022162
this

>>79022089
It's certainly possible, but it would have to be EXTREMELY cold and at extremely cold. Such extreme environments don't occur naturally.

>>79022278
>Such extreme environments don't occur naturally.
What if its the day after tomorrow

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>>79022300
Then you'll never really experience them, will you? After all, do you ever experience the day after tomorrow?

>>79022335
i think I'm to dumb to understand what youre asking me

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>>79022364
I am simple fart poster, tending to my BRAPs.

>>79021994
It may be dumb but it's a surprisingly watchable movie compared to real disaster trash like san andreas

>>79021994
dude i was there, it was super cold for days, Americans suffered most

>>79022409
My alcoholic mom watches San Andreas every Sunday

>>79022162
kek

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>>79022222
poopeelia on pooicide watch

>>79022462
is she hoping for it all to be over? why watch such a shit movie every week?

>>79022483
Good fucking question. She says it's a dumb brainless movie to watch. It used to be Twister before San Andreas

>>79022521
you need to get her some better disaster movies to watch though Twister wasn't bad at all, Day after Tomorrow is good though, she might like 2012

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>>79022364
>today is yesterday's tomorrow

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>>79021994

>>79022408
Why, fucking why did I bother looking that up. I won't be able to sleep now what the fuck is wrong with this world.

>>79021994
WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!

>>79022222
holy shit

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>>79021994
>mfw no face when the real Saigo Takamori wore western-style army uniform, fought with western tactics and equipment, and probably would have spit in the white barbarian Cruise's face.