>Flim takes place in England >"BLOODY HELL!"

Nobody has ever actually talked like that, just in movies.

>film takes place in Australia
>"Oi! Throws sum shrimp on da barbie!"

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>Film takes place in England
>People have white teeth

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>scene in London
>shot of Big Ben
>London Calling by The Clash starts playing

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>Insert British movie into the DVD player
>"Oi bruv, that's feckin' bollocks"
>Take the DVD out and watch something good

>>79469263
It's so obvious you're a posh, pansy, product-of-incest fucking Southerner. Yeah, in London or The Cotswold I'm sure you stuck-up big wigs don't say shit like that.

>>79469263

I say bloody hell, occasionally.
Also, every time some internet 'controversy' is deemed a news story I say 'Bloody twitter'.

>>79469263
BLIMEY, GUVNAH! THAT POST IS PROPA GOOD ENGLISH! I'M RIGHT CHUFFED THEY REPRESENT IT IN MOVIES. IT'S RIGHT GOOD FOR DIVERSITY INNET?

>>79469307
>Film takes place anywhere else
>People think their country is relevant

Do bongs use that in modern times, or is it like thinking every person from new york or chicago still goes "NYEAAAH SEE?"

LONDON CALLING

>>79469263
You mean to sit here and tell me that no one has said "buhladee heow" in bewildered confusion like Ron Weasley?

>film takes place in Australia
>obligatory 'in memoriam' before film starts to acknowledge those who gave their life to make the film possible

You'd think over the years there'd be less wildlife related casualties but the numbers seem to be going up

>scene opens to shot of buckingham palace
>god save the queen starts playing
Seriously?

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>Film takes place in England or Australia
>*Turn on English subtitles*

>>79469227
"You took the jam outta me fuckin doughnut. U fuckin did."

>>79469263
The fuck are you blathering about? I'm a relatively posh cunt from Elmbridge and even I say bloody hell all the time.

>>79469822
Yeah, we use it.

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>>79470172
>>79470172
This is why Ameridumbs shouldn't watch anything they don't make themselves

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What is the It Ain't Me of British war movies?

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>Opening shot is over London
>Daily muslim prayer starts playing

I wish I was from england just so I could say bloody hell and have a bit of cheeky banter with the lads

>>79470447

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

>>79469307
>>79469420
>>79470172
>film takes place in America
>everyone gets shot

>>79469307
>Film takes place in medieval/post-apoc setting
>People have white teeth
>People above 40 have all teeth
>People have perfect hair

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>Film takes place in Scotland
>*Turn on English dubbing*

>>79470447

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNDpHQ77t0E

>film takes place in America
>someone isnt fat

?

>>79470447
If you mean songs, erm, dunno. Great Escape/Damnbusters theme are pretty iconic but aren't really used in every movie

We'll Meet Again/The White Cliffs of Dover?

>>79470447
Ice Cold in Alex.

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>>79469227
>film takes place in America
>ayyy nigga what up
>that's hot
>totally
>shitttttt son
>I love you man

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>>79469227
>movie takes place in britbongistan

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>>79469227
>Film takes place in United States
>cops don't kill blacks
>everyone is fit
>people aren't shitting their pants at walmart
>they don't deny the globe and space

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>flick takes place in cUKland

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>>79469420
>DVD

>>79470570
not shot on location

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>>79470524
>Film takes place in Scotland
>Turn on french dubbing

>>79469563
>Northies buttmad they're irrelevant

>>79469227
down with this sorta thing

>>79469563
>>79470409
bloody hell is a posh persons swear word though

I'm working class and we say fucking hell or cunting hell

>film takes place in london
>they aren't speaking in arabic

by allah i will not abide this islamophobia!

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>film takes place in space
>spaceships make sound
>every planet have the same gravity

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>Black or southern character appears
>*Turn on English subtitles*

>>79470431
You cucks sound like you're drunk the entire time you're talking. It's an incomprehensible mess of slurred words.

>>79470814
>not "twatting shite"

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>movie takes place in /pol/
>"cuck"

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>>79469307

>>79470874
>shite

wish you died in hillsbruh

>>79469227
>flim takes place in the US
>black people all go to church

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>>79470929
>film takes place in a church
>priests aren't raping children

So saying "bloody" is just an alternative to saying "fucking"?

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>film takes place in biblical times
>everyone is white

>>79470977
It's a swear word here, just a mild one. So yeah, I guess so.

>>79470898
>NHS is free
>except for your teeth

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>>79470887

>movie takes place in 2017
>people still say "cuck"

>>79471030
Dentistry is very expensive generally. There are other things that are paid as well.

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>film set in england
>characters are using plastic knives to cut their crackers

>>79471021
So if i was around kids and didn't want to say "fucking hell" i'd say bloody and they'd still understand what I really meant to say?

>>79471153
Bloody does not mean fucking, but they just can be used in the same context. Bloody would still technically be a swear word but it wouldn't be as harsh, and would be to some extent kid-friendly.

>>79471030

yeh but for £18 you could get your teeth cleaned polished and coated for shits and giggles

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>Film takes place in England
>The king is white

Which film has the most british cliche's and why is it Kingsman Secret Service?

>>79471224
>Shakespeare?
>black

>>79471234
A film designed entirely for the britboo international audience

>>79469263
top kek yes they do

>>79469263
Yes you do anon, the first thing you heard today was 'Oi m8 do you have the queens permission to be postin' tha?'

>>79469263
Bloomin' 'eck what a plonker.

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>film takes place in south London ghetto
>That's Not Me starts playing

>>79471507
KEK

>>79471507
Is it really like Kidulthood over there?

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>film takes place in England
>bridge over the river kwai starts playing

>>79471538
Down in Saaf Landan? Depends whereabouts.

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>Movie takes place in San Francisco
>Filmed in Vancouver

>flick takes place in Paris
>accordion music starts playing
>the eiffel tower is visible in every shot

>>79470902
Hi I'm Paul Nuttalls of the ukips and me and me dad died in Hillsbruh

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>>79471507
>Girls in the front row, girls in the back
>Spit one lyric, everybody's like BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Is Skepta /ourguy/?

>film takes place in Nottingham
>It's about robin hood

>>79471645
The tower always being visible is what irked me the most.

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>>79471507
>scene of youths causing mayhem
>Bonkers starts playing

>>79471678
>film takes place in Nazi Germany
>film details the struggle of holocaust survivor Paul Nutall

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>Film takes place in england
>Ode to joy starts playing

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>britbong character visits any other part of the world
>doesnt drive into oncoming traffic

>>79470854
You're fucking retarded.

>>79471714
Best part of Kingsman desu

>>79471714
Bonkers is a really good song though

>>79471645

>man with a baguette sticking out of his grocery bag walks around a corner

>>79470447
The Bridge On the River Kawaii Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV472RktExA

>>79471645
>main character gets an apartment in Paris
>gets a window view of the Eiffel Tower
>not a view of a shitty back alley with hundred year old pipes pumping fumes into your face and muzzie orgies every night

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>Put on Australian movie
>Opening shot is wide pan of the desert
>Digeridoo music starts playing
>Remove the film reels and watch something else

>film takes place
>in English, doc

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>film is set in brussels
>somebody calls it a non-country

>>79469822
Yeah they do bloody hell is just a really mild swearword kind of like saying "damn".

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>Film is set in Las Vegas
>Rat Pack music starts playing
>Ambient slot machine noises
>Establishing shot of the Strip

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>>79471921
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me. Isn't it funny..

>>79471153
Depends on the family bloody hell is still sort of considered a swearword so I wouldn't say it round little kids

>>79469307
>England, a country with free dental care for at least the first eighteen years of life and for students in higher education, has a stereotype for bad dental hygiene
>amazing

>>79472086
>Movie is about revenge
>Main character monologues to the villain in the ending
>"17 years ago you laughed at me, well I have to say, you aren't laughing now are you?"

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ben?

>>79472147
The difference between the U.S and Britain is that historically kids weren't forced to have braces for cosmetic reasons in the UK like pretty much all U.S adolescents are.

>a polish character is on the screen
>kurwa!

>>79472208
You're a Big Ben

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>Characters must go to the Netherlands
>They call it Holland

>>79469662
>>79469880
>>79469227
I say it, especially when its inappropriate to swear

>>79470814
not "cunty shiteing buggering knob ends" you toff

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>bring friends
>get told you don't get to bring any
>try and play it off as if they weren't your friends to being with

This thread is ironically comfy as fuck. Have the brits truly achieved swear-kino?

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>>79471821

>it's called Colonel Boogie's March
>bridge over the river kwai starts playing

>>79471110
>...under supervision

>>79472451
It's comfy because everybody isn't insulting each other mostly. We're having a laugh but there's no real malice this time.

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>protagonist makes level-headed suggestion
>gets called a hot-head

>>79472501
This. I'm a huge sucker for learning how people from other places speak. You Brits...you guys are all right.

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>
>

>film takes place in London
>opening shot of the Thames
>spooky little girl voice singing London Bridge is Falling Down

>>79472501
This. It's banter, Americans have no concept of it and think it's the same thing as just insulting people.

>British character lands in US
>attempts banter
>gets shot

>>79471234
Literally oi bruv the movie
Literally u wot m8 the movie
Literally Chad: The movie

The british are on a whole nother lever of cursing than we are.

>>79472647

but it is the same thing as insulting people, you guys have just accepted that you're all twats

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>>79469332

>Ellen degengeres gives little asian faggot kid tickets to England
>to watch Manchester City play a match
>Shows a picture of Big Ben

>British character goes to USA
>speaks clearly and is polite
>everyone thinks he is gay

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>Movie called Manchester by the Sea
>Manchester is not by the sea
>Movie doesn't even take place in England

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>watch Superman 2
>Zod and gang have British accents
>little Texas girl has British accent
>Madonna has British accent
>British have British accents
>wtf?!?!?!

>>79469227
I am bongolian and I choose not to use swear words like bloody and shitty arsed buggers. Instead I say things like gizzzza go on mee sweet mars crumpets mee old fudge Tucker. Or cricky its a bit apples and pears up mee sisters fanny gov.

>>79469722
is this the english banter i've been hearing about

>>79470727

>Scotland hasn't won the 6 nations since 1999

Why are they so shit at sport lads?

>>79471261
Live in Korea, can confirm that Korean teenagers fucking love Kingsmen and think all English people are like that

>>79471731
>film depicts 9/11
>doesn't depict Paul Nuttalls of the ukips parachuting from the South Tower with his underpants
Baka

>>79471805
>>79471793
Yeah it's a choon tbf

>>79472451
Yep
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=al7XJxlDoyQ
>Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock!

>film takes place in socal
>"ayo bruuuh, lets grab some grub then bounce to my pad for some tokes"
>"aight, late"