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>Movie begins on present day with Diana living in Paris. Apparently she split after the events of BvS. She gets a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join his team and writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.
>Basically, Zeus creates humanity, Ares gets butthurt and corrupts them with the concept of war, which makes him the strongest god. Zeus creates the Amazons to spread peace, Ares gets double butthurt and enslaves them. Zeus frees them and creates Themyscira, but is then murdered by Ares. Amazons swear off on humanity.
>It's World War I, and Steve Trevor steals a notebook that the Germans have been using to create chemical weapons and flees on a stolen airplane. The Germans catch up to him and both crash-land in Themyscira. The Amazons kill the Germans and arrest Trevor. He says he's trying to stop the war and shows them the book. It has a bunch of spells and Diana deduces Ares is behind the war. The amazons don't want to get involved so Diana volunteers to escort Trevor back to Men's World and stop Ares. Diana steals the Godkiller sword to do so.
>In America Diana befriends Steve's secretary Etta Candy and Steve convinces his superiors that the Germans are creating chemical weapons and is sent to stop them. He assembles a team that includes Diana and Etta as well as a comic relief actor con man played by Ewem Bremner; a sniper played by Saiid Taghmaoui and a Indian smuggler played by Eugene Brave Rock. They are completely useless. They meet up with a wimpy science officer played by David Thewlis.
>Danny Huston is a German officer who wants to take over the world and is really generic. He huffs on a blue gas that gives him superstrength. Elena Anaya is Doctor Poison and is horribly scarred and creating the chemical weapons. She's also kinda useless but at least looks cool.
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>Diana and Steve fall in love and Diana fights Danny Huston's men a bunch of times. In one such attack Etta is killed and Diana wants to ragequit humanity. The tone is fairly bleak and dark and Diana kills A LOT of people. Mostly in slow-mo.
>Long story short the mystic chemical weapon that Doctor Poison created for Ares causes people to go berserk on each other. It will make everyone kill each other and make Ares super-mega-powerful.
>Diana and her crew attack the German outpost and Diana quickly disposes of Danny Huston. It turns out Thewlis was Ares all along. He gets super-buff and destroys the Godkiller and sends out a plane to spread the gas all over the world.
>Ares beats Diana and reveals that she's the actual daughter of Zeus rather than being a clay statue brought to life by him as her mother had told her. He says humans are only capable of war and that's why he'll win.
>Steve saves Diana and tells her he loves her then jumps into the plane and flies it way above the camp. Steve then shoots the fuel tank thus blowing himself up to destroy the gas. Diana gets pissed and tells Ares that he's wrong because humans are also capable of love.
>It turns out Diana is the Godkiller and not her sword. She bangs her bracelets together and creates an energy blast that incinerates Ares's body and traps him back in the Tartarus. The world is saved and Diana chooses to stay and help as it is her duty.
>Over time other wars happen and she decides humans are dicks regardless of Ares and just sorta' quits.
>Diana finishes her e-mail by saying Superman's death has shown her people are capable of being good and accepts to join Batman's team. She then hears about a flaming building nearby and springs to help.
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>>79595665
>She gets a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join his team and writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.
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>>79595691
Jesus this is what a 10 year olds first creative essay starts.
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A FUCKING E-MAIL
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>No cameos other than Barry Allen and Arthur Curry being namedropped on the e-mail exchange.
>Connie Nielsen and Robin Wright are also pretty wasted as Diana's mother and aunt. Especially Wright who only gets like three scenes.
>Action is mostly good though it overuses slow-motion.
>Ares is mostly CGI in his final form. He has an armor; a horned helmet; a long cape; a big-ass sword and a shield that gets bigger to protect his full body if necessary.
>Humor is sparse and hit and miss. There's some genuinely funny scenes and some not so much.
>There's a scene where Steve and Diana are sharing a boat on the way back to Men's World and end up lying next to each other. Diana tells Steve her background and how's she was brought to life by Zeus from a clay statue and whatnot. Steve asks her if she even knows what sex is. She doesn't.
>In another scene Diana inquires Steve about what his wristwatch is. He tells her it's a device to keep time and know when to wake up or eat. She's puzzled someone would let a machine tell them when to do these things.
>Chris Pine as Steve Trevor is the best character in the movie and overshadows Wonder Woman hard at times.
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holy fuck this is bad
are there shots of wonder woman typing on a keyboard? maybe proofreading a sentence and deciding to erase it?
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>>79595794
>Chris Pine as Steve Trevor is the best character in the movie and overshadows Wonder Woman hard at times.
that's sexist
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tl;dr: ANOTHER ROTTEN TOMATO
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Should've opened with Batman fucking Wonderwoman and as they lie in their sex induced ecstasy she tells him her life story.
At the end of the movie, Wonderwman is finishing her story and the camera pans out to reveal Batman has been asleep the whole time which is followed by a laughtrack.
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>Movie ends with Batman replying back "TL;DR"
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>>79595882
>Batman has been asleep the whole time
just like the audiences
pretty meta
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>The movie is flashbacks
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>>79595851
he even saves her life and then the world despite being mortal while ww is a literal demi-god
women BTFO
how will they ever recover?
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>>79595685
Etta can't die in the middle of the movie because set pictures of a scene where troops were celebrating the end of the war had Etta in it
FAKE NEWS
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>>79595691
This...
This is bad okay?
But everything else is nice fantasy and it's seems to be fun movie to watch. Nothing too serious.
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>>79595957
That was BTS footage.
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>>79595953
I except feminist critics will be pretty butthurt about that and not even feminism will save it from rotten score
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>>79595882
Can the last scene be wonder woman sighing as she gets up to take a slash and the camera stays on bruce's face as he quickly winks at the camera and smirks while wonder woman continues muttering to herself in the background?
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>>79595991
*expect
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>Steve Trevor dies
oh thank holy fuck, Pine ain't strapped to this dead horse.
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The whole dceu is a simulation in miss Martians head and they don't realize it yet, therefore erasing anything we've seen.
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I'm not sure I believe this, but the e-mail bit had me laughing pretty hard, so good job.
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>>79595816
Yeah believe it or not I have an exclusive leak from a DVD screener of Wonder Woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1WnfMFUqWQ
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>>79596032
There were reports that Warner was thinking of finding a way to bring he back but one of the reasons he signed up in the first place was that his character would die and he would be done with the franchise
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>>79595665
>>79595685
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>>79595691
>writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.
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>>79595794
>In another scene Diana inquires Steve about what his wristwatch is. He tells her it's a device to keep time and know when to wake up or eat. She's puzzled someone would let a machine tell them when to do these things.
no wristwatch aint gon tell this strong independent woman what to do
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>Diana finishes her e-mail by saying Superman's death has shown her people are capable of being good and accepts to join Batman's team.
Diana, you're like hundreds of years old and you cant discern that people are capable of both good and evil? And how would Superman's sacrifice convince her? He's an alien.
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>>79595950
>it worked for deadpool so why not?
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>>79596118
And no one else has sacrificied themselves for the good in 100 years
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>>79596118
>Implying Aliens aren't all the same species
Human is just a planetality. Steve and Kal-El are the same species, and Kal-El was raised on Earth so he is Human.
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>the entire movie takes place inside a fucking email
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>>79596118
It's simple. Superman died for our sins.
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>>79596220
>watch old sci-fi movie
>aliens are called humans
seriously, why?
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>>79595665
doesn´t sound like anything I would want to watch
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>>79596222
they must use a lot of emojis
also lots of instant messaging and social media cutaways too
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>>79595665
>Ares murdered Zeuz
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>>79595685
>airplane carrying a bunch of weapons of mass destruction, set to be released all over the world
>Steve confesses to his love interest and hijacks the plane after the confrontation with the villain
>Steve flies the plane on a suicide mission to make sure the weapons can't be used
>Steve destroys the plane and presumably himself to save the world from the Germans.
Quick, what movie am I talking about?
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why didnt they give her blue contacts?
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>>79596353
Cronos sends his regards!
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Sounds bullshit but I'll take the bait
Are the action scenes better than this, fakenewsbro?
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>>79596358
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So. It's literally America Saves The Day: Again?
Okay.
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Looks good
i will be watching in my local kinema
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>>79596387
>4 cuts in 2 sec
BRAVA MARVALA
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>>79596358
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Sounds... good actually, but I'm not sure Gadot can pull this off
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>>79596358
The Dark Knight Rises
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>>79596387
>they released this on theaters
>they paid reviews until they got to believe it wasn't a piece of shit
Say what you will about DC, at least they are honest about their movies being trash
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>America Saves The World
>British Guy Is Actually The Bad Guy
>Ares is fucking Khorne
What is it with soulless boring execs?
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>>79595685
>The tone is fairly bleak and dark and Diana kills A LOT of people. Mostly in slow-mo.
Kino.
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>>79596449
>Sounds... good
I didn't even read it and I agree
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>>79596487
stop lying
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Oh good, for a minute I was afraid it wouldn't be generic crap
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>>79595665
>swn be your mommy
I want to die.
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>>79596544
>wanting a skeleton for a mommy
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>>79596358
You forgot:
>assembled a diverse cast to fight a world war
>a german science man created a bio-weapon
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that sounds fucking horrible, even for dc
will probably still manage a 62 on retard tomatoes cuz DUDE WOMEN LMAO
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>Steve Trevor steals a notebook that the Germans have been using to create chemical weapons and flees on a stolen airplane.
>The Germans catch up to him and both crash-land in Themyscira.
>It has a bunch of spells and Diana deduces Ares is behind the war
So it's just a complete coincidence that he steals a piece of proof that Ares created WWI and then crashes on literally the only patch of otherwise entirely secluded rock on the planet earth where people know who Ares is and have the power to defeat him?
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>>79596579
Coincidence is a word that stupid people use when they mean "destiny"
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Marvel Reddit Quipiverse winss'a again!!
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>>79595691
WE HAVE GOOD FRIEND MEME POTENTIAL BOYS
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>>79595665
>>Basically, Zeus creates humanity, Ares gets butthurt and corrupts them with the concept of war, which makes him the strongest god. Zeus creates the Amazons to spread peace, Ares gets double butthurt and enslaves them. Zeus frees them and creates Themyscira, but is then murdered by Ares. Amazons swear off on humanity.
Fuck this looks too good for capeshit, are they going to show it LotR style or just tell it?
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>>79596579
Eh, if the rest of the movie was fine, I could give this a pass since it gets the plot moving, and once in a lifetime coincidences like that aren't all too uncommon in movies, and most other media for that matter.
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>>79595794
>>Humor is sparse
When did it become a rule that superhero movies have to be funny?
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>>79595685
>reveals that she's the actual daughter of Zeus rather than being a clay statue brought to life by him as her mother had told her.
Of all the things to stay true to the comics on.
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>>79596659
I dunno, when was Blade 2 made
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>>79596659
When action became this>>79596387
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>>79596637
I'm sure it will all be crunched into the first 5 minutes of the movie and never referenced to again.
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>German officer wants to take over the world
>ares tells Diana humans are all evil
>Diana says he's wrong and that humans are capable of love
Good fucking God, why do superhero movies try to be as cliche as possible. You're telling me these Warner bros hacks couldn't think of anything better. Why can't superhero movies have an interesting story with complex characters. This garbage looks even worse than suicide squad
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>>79595882
Ben could actually make that work.
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Sounds like a percy jackson flick tbqh
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>>79596414
>WWI American superhero movie
>The main characters are all french
Make your own superhero movies with your own countries superheros. Oh wait
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>>79596659
Considering it's fucking Wonder Woman and previous DC grim fests have been executed horribly, some levity might be the only thing they wouldn't fuck up, if they at least attempted it.
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DCEU strikes again
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>>79595685
>The tone is fairly bleak and dark and Diana kills A LOT of people
I can already hear the critics losing their shit because of this.
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>>79596828
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>>79595685
>Etta is killed
kek
get fucked DCEU
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>>79596848
rightfully so
NEW 52 JOHNS' WONDER WOMAN WAS SHIT
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>A FUCKING EMAIL
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>>79596878
Wonder Woman has killed way before New 52.
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>>79596616
>>79596642
Pathetic DC Defense Force, absolutely pathetic
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>Last scene
>WW finishes writing her email and sends it to batman
>takes 30 seconds to reply
>''k''
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>The entire assembly process for the Justice League is done through e-mails
BRAVO DC
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>>79596918
They know people will watch Wonder Woman and Cyborg regardless, so they can virtue signal
They're saving the good stuff for Aquaman, because everyone has the "lol he talks to fish what a fag" mindset and that's their uphill battle.
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>Steve saves Diana and tells her he loves her then jumps into the plane and flies it way above the camp. Steve then shoots the fuel tank thus blowing himself up to destroy the gas. Diana gets pissed and tells Ares that he's wrong because humans are also capable of love.
>>Diana finishes her e-mail by saying Superman's death has shown her people are capable of being good and accepts to join Batman's team. She then hears about a flaming building nearby and springs to help.
imagine this with Gal Gadot's acting.
this shit will be fucking disastrous. WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CAST GAL GADOT
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>>79596878
She killed people WAY before that.
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This sounds horrendous. Like absolutely no lessons learned from BvS or SS.
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>>79596969
>WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CAST GAL GADOT
She was in the Israeli army, ergo she is powerful and intimidating
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>some humour
>decent plot
>awful acting but Pine and the nazi bad guy are fine
>slomo > 9000 cuts per second
>womyn lead positive bias
>DC movie negative bias
Genuinely curious about the reviews
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>>79596918
>A FUCKING EMAIL
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>>79596969
>>>Diana finishes her e-mail by saying Superman's death has shown her people are capable of being good
Dear Diana,
That's literally what I told you at the funeral, stop copying me.
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>writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie
>assembles a team
>huffs on a blue gas that gives him superstrength
>Mostly in slow-mo.
>sends out a plane to spread the gas all over the world.
>tells Ares that he's wrong because humans are also capable of love.
Holy fuck just nuke capeshit forever please
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Sounds slightly better than I expected
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>>79596919
>>79596978
She killed ONE person: Max Lord
Otherwise she only killed supernatural beings or mythological mosnters
You just don't know shit about Wonder Woman and will continue thinking you're right, though
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>>79596935
Here shillbro, just for you
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>>79596828
Holy shit, How was that animated film?
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>>79596998
>israeli army
>poweful and intimidating
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>>79597086
This is Ross and Waid's fault for having her shed first blood in Kingdom Come.
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>>79597092
The DC animated films are fucking amazing
They even made Green Lantern enjoyable
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>>79597092
7/10
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Chris Pine will literally have to carry this film on his own
I mean I like the guy and he's a good actor, but even he can't save this movie from becoming yet another catastrophe
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>>79596358
>you think of a plane
>but there's always a bane
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>>79597114
>Flashpoint Paradox
>Amazing
kill yourself
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Doesn't sound that bad tbqh, not sure if they can do so much good CGI with 100M though
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>>79597086
>Otherwise she only killed supernatural beings or mythological mosnters
So she was a racist, cool.
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>>79597151
Flash gets a pass because of the tv cartoons
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So Logan will be the only good capeshit this year?
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>>79597112
Yeah, and some idiots will probably think that counts but it's just an alternate universe, just as retards think Injustice is any indicative about how Wonder Woman acts
Also, regretting that she killed Maxwell Lord was a major plot point
Wonder Woman will kill if necessary, but she isn't all "I deal with my enemies" and wouldn't kill tons of random helpless soldiers that don't even pose a threat to her
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>>79595665
Two questions:
1. Fucking knee pads? What is this bitch, Wonder Blowjob?
2. Why wear the sword without a scabbard on her back? She gets pushed back, she's going to get a sword up her ass. And I don't mean Bruce Wayne's Batdick.
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>>79597123
It's strange but in interviews he acts really weird but otherwise he's a good actor
https://youtu.be/iqoWqCuBmWw?t=1m7s
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not blue eyes
D R O P P E D
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How the fuck do they manage to make her costume look worse than a straight up cosplay from a decade ago
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>>79597228
he's braindead
can memorize his lines well though
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>>79597000
>>decent plot
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>>79597256
They didnt, you just want to bitch about something
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>Batman says "Come join my team"
>Diana replies with her whole life story in an email
Women, am I right fellas?
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>>79597286
This. It already starts like a shitty amateur plot with the fucking email.
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>>79597304
i know rite
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>>79597000
>DC movie negative bias
Didn't they screen it to fans?
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>>79597286
For capeshit it is
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What the fuck is it with Wonder Woman and emails?
Nigga this ain't 2001, get this shit outta here, WB.
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>>79597304
>when you ask a girl how she is and she tells u her whole life story n sheeit
Batman one desperate mofo!!
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>>79597337
Facebook won't allow their name to be associated with any movie involving killing
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>>79596681
>DCucks are still trying to pretend Marvel isn't successful
It might be shit, but it's profitable shit. DC isn't profitable. It's just shit.
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>>79597337
>WB: So people are telling us this email shit is retarded and outdated
>Snyder: how about snapchat?
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>>79597373
>telling your entire life story via Snapchat
Now that's a movie I'd watch
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>>79595685
>movie ends with a US soldier called Steve fighting in a world war having to sacrifice himself by crashing the germans doomsday weapon plane thats going to fly around the world dropping WMDs everywhere
original stuff there DC!
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>She gets a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join his team and writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.
hahahahaha
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>>79597333
>WHO ARE YOU?
>hang on, give me your email address and i'll send you the story
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>>79597337
Should she be using snapchat instead? Kill yourself.
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>a rat faced kike as Wonder Woman
>people don't instantly know the movie will be complete shit
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>>79597114
>the killing joke
>amazing
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>>79597096
Why does the one in the black look like she's had her face badly photoshopped on?
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>>79597359
>it makes money so it isn't just as bad
>if you don't like marlel you're a dcuck
>suicide squad didn't crush dr strange
Both are shit and both are profitable, literally no difference with transformers
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>>79597383
if only Marvel hadn't gotten the rights back to Spidey and we could have gotten exactly that
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>>79597385
FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW MOUSE
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why always the germans lel
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>>79597450
>sony writes spiderman.png
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>>79597450
But that kind of stuff fits a teen character like Spider-Man.
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>>79597450
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>>79597385
But they made it World War I to totally distance themselves from TFA!
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>>79597486
gadot wanted the badguys to be Palestinian.
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>>79597486
You got a problem with a strong independent jewish woman beating up Germans??? are u an alt right nazi boi??
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>>79597450
>every idea in that email
fucking goldmine, i'm so glad such intelligent people are in charge of the franchise
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>>79597508
>WW1
>germans obsessed with occult super-science
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
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So Christianity and all other religions are confirmed fake in the DC Universe?
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>>79597508
What does star wars have to do with DC?
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>>79597494
source?
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>>79597385
ah, but DC made the entire movie a flashback with a framing story in the prese-oh.
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>>79597574
Of course. How can Jesus be real when Superman is real
>>79597585
>source?
mydrunkenstar.com apparently
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>>79597450
reminder the electronic dance music idea was used for electro's theme, which spidey responds to as if electro's powers actually produce dubstep music out loud in the movie's universe
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>>79597486
>start TWO world wars
>complain that they're always the bad guys in movies
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>>79597623
VIRGINITY ELECTRICITY
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>>79597504
And would instantly date the movie making it an embarrassing joke in less than 10 years
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>>79595665
>Batman: So would you join my team ?
>Wonder Woman: OMG, Bruce! You don't just ask a woman to join your team out of blue like that ! The only man who ever asked me to join him is a soldier in WW2 called Steve. Oh, yeah. Speaking about Steve did you know that.... Bla bla bla bla
And to the Bat-computer spam mail it goes....
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>>79596118
Fucking Steve's death should have showed her that. And even it didn't stopped her from fucking off to her island.
This movie isn't even out yet and I'm already mad.
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>>79597646
The best part is that she will start the email with the intent of telling him off and at the end of the email she will decide to join him after she realizes she should
HAHAHAHA
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>>79597671
She won't go back to the Island
She will stick around doing nothing but buying ancient relics
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>>79597633
>will cause the third world war with their ridiculous mass immigration policies
glad I'll be shooting germans in video games until I'm on my death bed
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>A capeshit film directed by a woman
what else did you expect guys?
only men make good movies
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>>79597736
>implying the director also writes the script
male logic
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>>79597736
Implying she had any control
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>>79596412
Probably the best chris reaction pic I've ever seen.
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>>79596105
>not risking your friends lives to maintain your nap schedule
watta pleb
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>>79597598
>Of course. How can Jesus be real when Superman is real
Then why are there still churches and religions praying to false gods while it is proven that the Greeks were the only ones that got it right?
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>>79597754
she actually did co-write, though
this has been revealed a few weeks ago
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>>79595665
>She gets a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join his team and writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.
This was basically the premise for a campaign ad from Labour's last leadership election
Didn't work for her either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlADe9yrrWA
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>>79595991
Ghostbusters was god fucking awful and feminism saved it. This sounds rather good, so I doubt critics would be willing to ravage it too much.
>>79596089
Yeah, I thought I remember that Pine was supposed to be Steve in WWI, then his (great?)grandson in the modern day.
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>>79595794
>Chris Pine as Steve Trevor is the best character in the movie and overshadows Wonder Woman hard at times.
*glares*
could you literally just, like...........NOT?!?!? right now??!?! ugh I cant even
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>>79595665
>>79595685
OH NO NO NO NO NO
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>>79597486
>>79597516
>>79597633
>>79597731
BUT THE BAD GUY IS A BRITISH GUY.
FUCK SAKE READ THE FUCKING POSTS.
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>>79597783
>Ghostbusters was god fucking awful and feminism saved it. This sounds rather good
It unironically sounds worse than Ghostbusters
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>>79596132
Because in Deadpool case the flashbacks weren't ALL the movie.
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>>79597816
Not really, no
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>>79597776
Also why didn't anyone of those hundreds of demi-gods not stop the holocaust?
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>>79597633
>start TWO world wars
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>>79596828
Calling it now : Diana will witness the rise of Hitler in the most hamfisted and stupidest way imaginable.
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>>79597783
>Male character steals the show and in fact saves the world instead of the female superhero
I'm sure feminists will have a blast
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>>79597848
>Stop... Hitler...
>WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME???
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>>79597776
presumably it's not public knowledge the greeks got it right since it's all hush hush that Diana was in WW1 and is trying to steal photos showing she was
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>>79597846
Yes. They started both the wars, yes. They declared war twice first.
>guy is really strong
>so you get really strong in preparation to fight him
>eventually you think you're strong enough
>you then go and pick on his friend who is also pretty strong as payback for some event in history
>OMG I DIDN'T START IT???? IF ONLY THEY WEREN'T SO STRONG I WOULDN'T NEED TO START FIGHTS!
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TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP
TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP
TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP
HITLER IS A TAMPON
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>>79597815
the eternal anglo strikes again
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>>79597848
>Adolf is the only surviving member of his squad to survive Diana slaughtering them
>since she is visibly obviously jewish this starts his hatred of the jews
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>>79596089
Chris Pine must really hate acting, no more star trek movies, all his other movies are shit. doesn't want to be in superhero ones
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>>79598028
>Wonder Woman caused the Holocaust
Goddamn, DC confirmed for edgy as fuck
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>>79597943
>world cup
you mean jules rimet trophy. england has 0 world cups.
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>>79597848
>the crazy gas hits Hitler
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>>79598048
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>>79598028
This would take the movie to the highest kino level. Imagine seeing the pain and hatred in Adolf's eyes, while the scrawny twisted jewess kills his brethren.
10/10
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>>79595665
>The whole movie is an email
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>>79598037
No more? There is literally a sequel to Star Trek coming out. It's unannounced name, but it's coming.
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>>79595685
>tells Ares that he's wrong because humans are also capable of love.
How original
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>>79595685
>>Steve saves Diana and tells her he loves her then jumps into the plane and flies it way above the camp. Steve then shoots the fuel tank thus blowing himself up to destroy the gas. Diana gets pissed and tells Ares that he's wrong because humans are also capable of love.
lol, Captain America plot in DCEU
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WHERE THE FUCK IS VIGGO MORTENSEN, THERE WERE LEAKS SAYING THERE WAS VIGGO MORTENSEN AS ARES
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>>79598237
the twist is that only female humans can love.
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>>79597848
No matter how it happens, if Hitler makes a cameo we will meme this shit into infinity
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>>79598366
He isn't. David Thewlis is Ares. It's a *yawn* British bad guy *yawn*
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>>79595665
>the whole movie is tell through e-mail
>it's about Wonder Woman fell in love with a naive young soldier in WW2
This is no capeshit movie! It is a remake of You've got a mail and Titanic disguised as superhero movie!
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>>79598432
It's captain America, except this time the girl is the one with superpowers
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>Wanting based Viggo to be involved in this turd
Don't you fucking dare.
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>>79595665
I can't wait for the reviews
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>>79596918
>hey batguy, there was dis war with men right u member? so like, they all fought because they were men n shit like that. terns owt that ares was behind it (lol). i fund this guy name steve he like, showed me the world of men but he died because he was dumb : ( i did beats up ares because he was gay >:( so its ok now
so is dat blue guy youre friend or somethin'?/ you luuked really sad dat he dead. u starting a team righto?
>Yes, Diana, I am. Want to join?
>lol, ok :) met yu at dat big house, rght?
Wonder Woman 2017
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>>79595665
i wonder if dc is going to go full 'fembusters' advertising and just like fembusters start accusing people who don't see it as misogynist cry baby man children.
i mean it worked wonders for fembusters.
can't wait to see people taking pics of empty theaters at opening day.
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>>79595691
Bloody hell that's awful.
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>>79596857
Batman isn't psychopathic, the world around him is. He's one of the few sane people in Gotham.
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it would make sense if she was writing a memoir but a lengthy e-mail to say yes to the justice league is dumb
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>>79598779
It's a metaphor for conversations they've had on and off since Supe's death
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Here's Thewlis' Ares
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>>79598871
LOOK AT HIS TINY FEET
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>>79595691
Will she delete all of them?
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>>79595665
>Ewem Bremner
Fucking Spud is in this shite?
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>>79597641
So they'll just remake another one ad-infinitum like they're doing right now.
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So basically the climax of the movie is The First Avenger. A hero called Steve sacrifices himself by destroying the plane he's flying, a World War era German superplane meant to kill fuck out of everyone.
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>>79595794
>Steve asks her if she even knows what sex is
I'm picturing Bruce Batman fapping to that part of the email.
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>>79597092
Just great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9-o9DApwo8
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>>79599098
But this is WW1, not WW2
Its a totally different objectively-evil German military cult dedicated to magical super science
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>>79595685
>it turns out Diana is a Godkiller.
Apparently God of war is much weaker than instant alien cave troll.
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>>79597228
>good actor
You really work for Warner, right?
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>>79599164
I like his kirk and he was good in Hell or Highwater even if it was Ben Foster and Jeff Bridges that stole the show.
Fuck your brandwars I'll like whatever the fuck I want and you can't stop me.
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>>79599138
Well at least they didn't cop the Howling Comma... oh.
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>>79598871
What game is this from?
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>>79595665
And this is why DC movies fail, the fact that the producers try to jam 5 decades of lore into a 2 hour movie is a recipe for disaster. Marvel films work because they keep origin stories simple and build on the characters over time and though interactions with other characters. DC trying to "tell" us about the characters rather than "showing" them is literally Star Wars prequel tier stupidity
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>>79599218
his kirk is basic, and when you are just ok in the oscar nominated movie it should say something about your ability
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>>79599164
Well, he's a far superior actor to Gal Gadot at least, but then I suppose that's not saying much.
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>>79599283
>same Spiderman story over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
>shitting on other companies for their origins stories
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>>79595685
>She then hears about a flaming building nearby and springs to help.
>...OMG bruce I think I smell a fire! Should I go check it out or leave you mortals to deal with it ;) lol jk. Anyway TTYL :P
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>>79597086
>She killed ONE person: Max Lord
Retconned, bitch. Max is back.
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>>79599361
I know, I was talking before New 52
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>>79597114
Oh, look, animated Man of Murder.
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>>79599309
Marvel aren't doing the Spider-Man origin story though.
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>>79599297
You're still a cunt, cunt.
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>>79599445
>same Hulk story over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
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>>79599465
The MCU didn't do the Hulk origin story either.
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>>79599530
Incredible Hulk is part of the MCU
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>>79595665
> Zeus creates humanity
Kek, this will go over well.
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>>79595685
>She bangs her bracelets together and creates an energy blast that incinerates Ares's body and traps him back in the Tartarus. The world is saved and Diana chooses to stay and help as it is her duty.
I mean it's better than quipping someone to death but still
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>>79599637
The Incredible Hulk didn't re-told the origin story, the movie rolled with Banner already being the Hulk.
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>>79595685
>Over time other wars happen and she decides humans are dicks regardless of Ares and just sorta' quits.
>Diana finishes her e-mail by saying Superman's death has shown her people are capable of being good
But Superman isn't even human.
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>>79599705
>moot
Too soon
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>>79595685
>Mostly in slow-mo.
God. Fucking. Damnit.
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>>79599637
The Incredible Hulk didn't do the origin story. It starts with Banner in hiding in Brazil or something.
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>>79599705
>>79599732
somebody get this hothead out of here
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>>79599731
He was raised with human values.
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>>79599694
>>79599856
I know, but if I remember correctly it does touch on the origin and the first movie is related.
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>>79598871
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>>79599896
Yeah, but not really. Pa Kent beat him over the head with shit about how special Clark is and how he'll change the world, and how maybe he should have let those kids drown.
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>>79599922
It's settled then.
Briefly reminding the origin isn't the same as remaking it as the post that started this argument implied.
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>>79599922
There's a montage in the opening credit sequence and that's it.
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>>79599988
Exactly, those are human ways to raise someone. Pa Kent wasn't perfect, but the end result, Superman's sacrifice, was ultimately good.
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>>79597691
God damn you are right.
I liked BvsS, thought SS was ok, couldn't even watch Man of Steel all the way through. Wonder where this movie will fall for me?
I liked about 1/2 the Marvel shit.
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>>79599667
>I mean it's better than quipping someone to death
Not really.
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>>79595685
>>Over time other wars happen and she decides humans are dicks regardless of Ares and just sorta' quits.
>and just sorta' quits.
Fuck me. I can picture it just montaged like Gwen's death in ASM2 but with Gadot's emotionless "acting" trying to look pensive and defeated.
The DCEU is utter trash.
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>>79595665
>back to Men's World
They couldn't just say Man's world?
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>>79595853
wtf is that
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>>79596358
I thought the same thing when I first saw the trailer.
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>>79596518
Britbong detected!
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>>79595665
Serious question, boys.
Will this be graded on a curve just like Ghostbusters? Will this tank like Ghostbusters?
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>>79597087
That scene was so choppy... and it was my favorite. I wish it could have been more fluid the winter solder is my favorite.
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>>79595665
I don't know if you noticed but I have been knitting this whole time, THE MOVIE.
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>>79595691
>email writing was far and away the worst part of BvS
>hey let's carry that into the next movie
DC HOLY FUCK I'M TRYING REALLY HARD TO LIKE YOU
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>the Hitler cameo is literally the only thing that can save this movie,
Truly kino
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>>79598871
>Literally just the villain from Suicide Squad
T-thanks DC!
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>>79596867
Well even if she didn't die she'd never be seen again anyway since any future WW movies would take place in the modern day.
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>>79599098
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Never seen so many butthurt marvelcucks and shills in one thread
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>germans
>bad guys
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>>79599966
halloween costume kino coming
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>>79600508
Yes. No.
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>>79597450
Why are the emails blacked out? Pretty obvious it's "@[insert dept]sony.com"
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will it stick to history or be gay
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>>79598871
Why does he have a lightsaber hilt?
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>>79601269
>wonder woman
>historical figure
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>>79597450
jesus fucking christ
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>>79597092
Pretty good for maybe 2/3rds of it. Incredibly rushed towards the end though.
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>>79601313
this comments triggers me
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>>79595665
>lenghty e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.
Wew
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>>79598689
batman
sane
t.wayne
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>>79597337
Fuck this social media generation. I don't want to broadcast myself to 50 other people when I'm talking with someone .
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>>79600905
>any future WW movies
kek
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>>79595950
i feel it to0 desu
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lel
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>>79600508
Maybe? It doesn't have the novelty of an "all female cast" but sjws would still probably still shill the shit out of this to be politically correct.
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>>79595665
>Ares is behind the war
>multi-ethnic team up
>It turns out Diana is the Godkiller and not her sword
kill me
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>>79597828
The best parts were.
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>>79601596
hardcore SJWs hate Gadot for supporting the IDF
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>>79601609
You left out the best part
>Danny Huston is a German officer who wants to take over the world and is really generic. He huffs on a blue gas that gives him superstrength.
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>>79597087
>dude a lot of cuts means its badly edited lmao
I presume you are getting this from a youtube video about how to edit martial arts movies, that are about showcasing the actors real world skills taking place on-set, it doesn't apply to every action scene in any movie, especially not ones where the characters are CGI and don't even exist in real life
the point of these scenes in civil war is they are meant to be disorientating and frantic, you're meant to feel it's intense from how furious, unrelenting, brutal and determined the winter soldier and black panther characters are, not the meta entertainment of being impressed by the actors abilities that long-takes go for
meanwhile DC movies constant slow-mo and speed ramping try to do the opposite by giving you time to admire a certain move and fail horribly and just highlight how lame and non-sensicle their choreography is
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>>79601695
>they are meant to be disorientating and frantic
No, it's called being lazy. Mad Max was frantic but did it feel the need to quick cut every movement of every shot to get the point across? No.
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>>79601695
>you just don't understand!
Everyone understands perfectly. But a shitload of cuts doesn't produce the intended effect of making things intense and frantic. It's just nauseating and annoying.
And pretty often these quick cuts are used solely to mask bad fight choreography.
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sounds like a better plot than most capeshit these days desu famalamadingdong
oh wait sorry...LOL A GURL AMIRITE
>>
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>>79599218
So
you work for Warner for free?
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>>79602024
>And pretty often these quick cuts are used solely to mask bad fight choreography.
This. It's also used to mask the stunt double when the actor (e.g. RDJ) can't be bothered to show up on set to perform his fight scenes.
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>>79601045
Wouldn't mind as much if they were Nazis but dehumanizing innocent conscripts is just weird.
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>>79602086
>a better plot
>literally captain america 2: vagina boogaloo
okay famalam
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>>79598429
He isn't. Ares is some cgi character in the movie.
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>>79598871
Charge your phone you retard.
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>>79599694
Yeah it does. It goes over the origin at the beginning.
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>>79595665
=== Are Men and Women Equal? ===
In general, men have approximately 6.5 times the amount of gray matter related to general intelligence than women, and women have nearly 10 times the amount of white matter related to intelligence than men. Gray matter represents information processing centers in the brain, and white matter represents the networking of – or connections between – these processing centers.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15734366
Men’s brains are 8-13% bigger in absolute volume, they overall contain 9% more grey matter and 13% more white matter on average.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3969295/
...
Men are physically stronger than women, who have, on average, less total muscle mass, both in absolute terms and relative to total body mass. The greater muscle mass of men is the result of testosterone-induced muscular hypertrophy. Men also have denser, stronger bones, tendons, and ligaments.
...
So how are we equal?
=== Are Men and Women Equal? ===
In general, men have approximately 6.5 times the amount of gray matter related to general intelligence than women, and women have nearly 10 times the amount of white matter related to intelligence than men. Gray matter represents information processing centers in the brain, and white matter represents the networking of – or connections between – these processing centers.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15734366
Men’s brains are 8-13% bigger in absolute volume, they overall contain 9% more grey matter and 13% more white matter on average.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3969295/
...
Men are physically stronger than women, who have, on average, less total muscle mass, both in absolute terms and relative to total body mass. The greater muscle mass of men is the result of testosterone-induced muscular hypertrophy. Men also have denser, stronger bones, tendons, and ligaments.
...
So how are we equal?
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>>79602530
So men have better CPU while women have more RAM?
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>>79595665
Weird, I thought this movie had already come out and gone long ago.
Oh well.
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screenshoted convo Q&A with someone at the test screening today
http://imgur.com/a/XFQP4
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>>79601434
Well even better. The point is they can't use Steve or Etta again after this movie so you might as well kill them off.
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>>79602024
>But a shitload of cuts doesn't produce the intended effect of making things intense and frantic. It's just nauseating and annoying.
For the majority of people that isn't true though.
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>>79596659
Since the dawn of action movies newfag
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Schwarzeneger is playing zeus apprently.
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>>79602719
That person sounds like an idiot so I won't believe their opinion on it
>badass theme hurr
at least it confirms the blue gas bullshit
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>>79596412
Fucken saved
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>>79602801
Nope.
People always assume X actor joined the DCEU whenever someone already affiliated with the DCEU follows them on twitter or instagram.
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>>79602898
This.
They said Taron Egerton would be in the movie when the director followed him on twitter as well.
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>>79602663
Well no men have better ram and cpu. Women tend to favor cpu over ram it seems.
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>>79596358
Some garbage marvel movie?
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>>79603049
Yes, Wonder Woman
>>
You guys are never fucking satisfied with any comic movie. Don't get me wrong most are shit for good reason but half the time it's just bitching and nitpicking
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>>79603103
Said marvel autist
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>>79603108
X-Men: Days of Future Past
This was the perfect comic movie
Everything else has to compete with that from now on
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>>79603184
Logan is the new capekino.
t. saw it at Cannes.
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>>79602719
Fucking Christ, that was almost as cringe-inducing as the plot synopsis itself.
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>>79603108
civil war, deadpool and doctor strange were pretty good desu
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>>79603210
DofP >>>>>>>> Logan
kino or not
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>>79603210
If you're gonna lie than at least make it plausible. The last Cannes Film Festival happened in May of last year.
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>>79603277
DORMAMU
I HAVE ARRIVED WITH THE PURPOSE OF MAKING A MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL BARGAIN
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>>79603277
>civil war
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
the other ones I agree though
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>>79603287
Can't wait to see the WHITE POWER ranger.
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>>79596358
KINO
I
N
O
I can't wait for the memes.
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>>79603363
Hans?
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