Donald.. >crowd starts giggling Trump! >crowd bursts

Donald Trump... is stupid!
>Crowd screams like ravenous pack of howler monkeys in ecstatic approval

>>79911933
>next day article on salon.com
>Watch Colbert destroy Trump

>Okay what am I going to post now
>All right I got it I will Colbert saying:
>DONALD
>TRUMP!
>poster bursts into laughter and then his mum comes upstairs and takes his internet privilege away once again

Donald...
>Crowd literally dies from the laughter, they can't even it's just too funny
DUCK!
>Crowd nervously stops giggling and the crowd goes silent, they weren't expecting this
Just kidding, DRUMPF
>Crowd begins to scream as the laughter never ceases and they begin to die of asphyxiation due to the inability to breathe while they are laughing so hard

>>79912908
EPIC TAKEDOWN OF TRUMP

TRUMP DESTROYED IN ONE SENTENCE

Steven...
>/pol/ starts giggling
Cuckbert
>/pol/ explodes in laughter
He's a cuck amirite?
>/pol/ continues laughing histerically, then goes on /tv/ to complian about how liberal's jokes are memey and unfunny

meme

>american comedy is just people saying donald trump or people laughing at people saying donald trump
hmm

>>79913795
And then the trigglypuff shows up to ruin the thread

>>79913900
Nice meme defense

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>>79911794
https://youtu.be/XqEddipbpkw

>>79913795
Go away John Oliver

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Imagine being an American and having to be all like "damn, Donald, you fuckin' presidential, all diplomatic with your isolationist policies and costly, ineffective border wall. I would totally re-elect you, both my edgy /pol/ persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is have a liveable working wage for him and his future children.. Like seriously imagine having to be American and not only sit on your couch while Trump flaunts his tiny hands on Fox news, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, day after day, week after week, while he abused the english language and gave borderline-autistic handshakes to foreign ambassadors. Not only having to tolerate his self-serving "muslim ban" and his childish attitude as everyone in the white house tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DONALD SIGNS THINGS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his orange fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been living under nothing but a healthy diet of right-leaning centrists and conservatives and later alleged socialists for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the suburbs in California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the taco-bowl that's sitting on his writing desk as he gives you a thumbs-up, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get sit there and revel in his "huge (for that is what he calls it)" wall, the ineffective eyesore he worked so hard planning with his establishment puppetmasters in the previous months. And then he calls for another rally, and you know you could knock over every garbage can on your campus before the riot cops could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking gen Y. You're not going to lose your future liberal arts career over this. Just bear it. Hide your coexist sticker and bear it.

so...Donald Trump..

>>79915056
LOL

So Trump!
Am i Right?

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>Welcome to Late Show I'm your host Stephen Colbert
>This week, Donald Trump...
*audience booes*
>... has announced [last news]
*audience chuckles*
>that's funny because [joke on Trump's body]
*audience erupts in jeers and applauses*
*Jon Batiste plays random notes*

You people are fucking triggered.

So D-
>Audience collectively inhales deeply in preparation for the cacophony of hysterical howling they must soon endure

>>79915158
every time

>>79915185
the only person angry here is you redditor

>>79915133
WOOP THERE IT IS
WOOP THERE IT IS

ITT: Triggered Drumpfykins with a bad case of the grump grumps from hearing opinions outside of their echo chamber.

Only rural and suburban retards voted for Drumpfy, city people voted for Clinton.

Hrumpfy Drumpfy clumpfy brumpfed prumpfed dumpf bumpf zrooompfy wumpf

Refute this Drumpfkins

>>79913795

Where is there a mainstream latenight show that panders to /pol/?

>>79915985
The same place where the police are wearing SS patches hailing Trump mass-murdering transniggers by the millions.

>>79913795
>cuck posting triggers the redditor

How poetic

>>79915495
>City """people"""

Trumpsters can have for the bantz, it's actually a necessity in this world of fags and cucks squealing at you 24/7. Stop projecting your own pathetic mentality.

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>>79911794
>calls opponents "triggered snowflakes"
>gets triggered when someone makes fun of their cheeto saviour

>>79916781
>pretending to not be a poltard
>posts white supremacist symbol

>>79916781
>>79916803
this, reported to the ADL

you're going down kiddo

>>79911794
Aww, where did the liberal touch you?

>>79916781

>any response is "being triggered"

>>79916781

I hope you rot in jail, Nazi scum.

>>79912961
Cringe.

This thread again? It's a circle-jerk at this point.

>>79915158
>Jon Batiste plays random notes

Perfect

Cowadrumpfa dude!

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>>79913795

>>79915185
>have a fun thread memeing and joking
>ARGGGG OMG YOU GUYS TRIGGERED DRUMPF BTFO

Why are leftists so sensitive?

>>79915536
I can't, you win

Have Redditors really attempted to call people who make fun of these talentless hacks "triggered?" I don't give two shits about Trump but late night comedy has gotten infinitely more derivative and awful thanks to these libcucks

>>79912908

>Colbert SLAMS Trump

Need a safe space, Trumpfags?

>>79918239
>Jon Stewart SKULLFUCKS Republicans.

*click here to find out more*

>>>/pol/
You have your own board. Use it.

/tv/ survey: Do you actually like Donald Trump and believe he's going to make a good President? Or do you just hate the liberal establishment so much that you're glad to see someone getting under their skin?

>>79919850
And you have your very own site, redditor. Use it.

>>79919906
That's not the point idiot.
This is for TV/Film, not politics, which this thread is.
Stop being a baby and go back to your own board.
We're tired of your shit.
>>>/pol/

>>79919850

>hating on poor /pol/ refugees

Anti-migrant sentiment on the rise!

>>79919886

He's an imperfect vessel but he's his positions are the best any candidate has had in decades.

>make fun of people laughing at the same joke over and over
>makes same thread over and over

>>79919886
Second part. I think Trump is gonna be a typical republican. I would have liked to see Bernie win. But now that Trump is in office, watching the tears of the toxic sjw left is deliciously fun.

Reminder to all /tv/ users to report /pol/ threads so they 404 faster.

>>79919850
I'm banned for 3 days for an off-topic post, so I have to shitpost on cuckboards like this in the meantime.

>>79915495
>Thinking voting for Shillary would have been any better

Bernie would have won

>>79919938
This thread is about a late night "comedy" talk show. Nice try, plebbitor, but you have to go back.

>>79915006
underrated

>People ITT unironically trying to convince themselves Trump is doing a good job

P U R E I D E O L O G Y

>>79920013
Stop using this excuse. It's clearly meant to be political, so fuck right off.
>>>/pol/

>>79919850
>refusing refugees from another board

Ugh, don't you get that's racist, Anon?

>>79911794
Well he is a joke.

>>79916853
lmao triggered poltard spotted

>>79919997
>Bernie would have won
Yeah, and then what? Bernie was the biggest lie of them all. I think he really believed his own hype, but his long career of zero notable accomplishments, and his lack of real plans to implement his big ideas didn't inspire much confidence. I honestly just think he was a well-intentioned idiot. It was all empty rhetoric. I wanted to believe, but the only thing he knew how to do was work a crowd.

>>79911794
He's probably had more miles of nigger cock up his ass than that faggot Milo.

>>79920057
I just want to know what qualifies you to know more than the people who've made the US stock market hit record highs...

>>79915495
Suburbs are part of the city you dumb fuck

>>79919938
>we
you have to go back faggot

KEK
>autism posters giggling uncontrollably
WILLS IT! XD
>full blown aspergers eruption that leads to shitposting on a better board

>>79920057

Name three things he's done wrong.

>>79919886
I will reserve judgement for when he isn't president anymore but anything is better than another neoliberal globalist

So Trump
Did you guys hear about this?
Trump
Thank you everyone

>>79915495
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sHEawhiwhsI/maxresdefault.jpg
Rural states=high iq
City states=low iq

High iq people support Trump.
Non-white city people support Clinton.

>>79920180
yes yes Trump has enhanced the economy like never before, with all those domestic policies hes changed in the first month.

oh wait... thanks obama

>>79920224
Can you /pol/ puppets say anything original?
You all spout the same things every single time.
>>>/pol/

>>79920126
I'll give you that he would have struggled to get anything done with a majority Republican Congress, but at least he had a comprehensible platform that, even if you disagree with it you could understand its main points. And at the very least, if he had won it would have forced the Dems to the left rather than continuing to be Rebublican Lite with dabbing.

I'd argue that Trump is more empty rhetoric than Bernie ever was, and I think as he continues to enact business as usual Republican policies over the next four years and never actually effectively follow through on any of the major changes he offered will prove that.

>>79919886
I like him quite a bit but would've supported any candidate that is pro-freedom and anti-immigrant.
>inb4 b-but drumpppfff is anti-freedom he killed CNN reporters!!
Just exercising his own 1st amendment.

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>>79920302
SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME

WHOS STREETS? OUR STREETS

BLACKS LIVES MATTER

HEY HEY HO HO DONALD TRUMP HAS GOT TO GO

NO TRUMP NO KKK NO FASCIST USA!

>>79920302
>initial reply is >>>/pol/
>gets meme response
>cries about it
true libcuck

>>79920274
Economy is running well, I don't see what you're worried about.

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>>79920334
>hey, say what you will about Bernie, but at least I understood what he was talking about

>>79920241
Defunding E.P.A.
Appointing Bannon to National Security Council
Running a situation room off a fucking country club terrace

For what it's worth, I think him pulling out of TPP was a good move

>>79920302
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cb_CBJsKZ0

>>79920180

> Republicans cause the biggest financialcCrisis since the great depression through continuous deregulation of the stockmarket.
> Obama inherits a complete and total mess and spends the next 8 years fixing it against all odds. Positive effects are starting the show, the economy is doing better and unemployment is at an all time low.
> Memelord becomes president.

"GUYS TRUMP FIXED THE ECONOMY"

:') it hurts

>>79920241
His cabinet picks are worrisome. Everyone was terrified of the idea that Hillary was selling influence to big corporations. Then Donald fills out his whole bench with Fortune 500 CEOs and you guys don't say shit. Reeeeeeeally makes you think.

>>79920571
>economy is doing better and unemployment is at an all time low
Go tell that to anyone outside a large city. I'm sure they're all thankful that hipster faggot #22386 can afford 3 more macbooks

>>79920600
What are you going to say if it turns out to be a massive success?

>>79920661
why don't you get off the internet and onto your tractor you fucking hick

>>79920662
"Thank God."

>>79920600
Uh, they elected a businessman because they were tired of politicians. Who do you expect him to hire? Random hobos off the street? More 'intellectuals' who have never held a job in the private sector?

If he hires outsiders, you will just say Trump doesnt know what he's doing.

>>79920571
>Republicans cause recession
False

>>79920695
>berating the people that feed you

Go sip on some starbucks you massive fucking faggot.

>>79920695
How's that $100k debt for your useless liberal arts major you cuck? Get at least you'll get to be a barista you're whole life right? I know how much you hipster cucks love that coffee.

>>79920722
>tired of politicians
Trump is a politician now. His cabinet members are politicians now. Not all "politicians" are created equal. Not everyone with the proper education & experience to do the job is a corrupt establishment shill. We needed new blood, to be sure, but I'm just worried these guys are still looking out for their business interests above all else. This could be a Halliburton situation all over again.

Look, I hope it turns out well, I'm not trying to overthrow the guy or anything, just don't get all naive and trusting just because you like the way he talks. He has some ideas and policies that I really like, too, but I definitely don't think he's incorruptible.

>>79920873
True, but most politicians have zero experience in the private sector.

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>Trump Trump Trump, Donald Trump, /pol/, Trump TrumpTruuuummpp
>...why do you guys talk about Trump so much?
>LOL ANOTHER TRIGGERED /POL/TARD LOLOLOL LOOK HOW MAD HE IS LOOOOLL

Why does every thread turn into this?

>>79920727
Who did?

>>79920873
Take Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, I think a guy who ran as big an international company as Exxon is a great pick. Elon Musk agrees. He's also worth much more than former Secretary of State John Kerry, making him less thirsty for money.

By all means watch him, but not through this corrupt media.

>>79920921
They're so desperate to turn this triggered thing around on the right, it's hilarious.

>>79920921
Reddit and /pol/ are natural enemies, like Englishmen and Scots. Or Welshmen and Scots. Or Japanese and Scots. Or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland

>>79921020
His massive interests in Russia don't worry you at all?

>>79921093
Nope.

>>79921020
Why don't we just abolish the government and let corrupt billionaires govern directly? It would save a lot of bullshit.

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

What the fuck, why is this thread up but my John Oliver thread was deleted

Mods, what the heck

>>79921093
Did Reagan's interest in Russia worry anyone? Or Bush's? Or Clinton's?

>>79921020
>DUDE MARKET EFFICIENCY LMAO
>DUDE EVERYTHING IS A BUSINESS LMAO

>>79921324
Yeah that was some bullshit I just witnessed.>>79921324

>>79921324
libshits haven't gotten triggered by this one yet.

>>79920302
Says the guy who doesn't make a single post on 4chan with having "/pol/" somewhere in it.

>>79920695
>lol you provide our nation with food you dumb hick!

Are all liberals this retarded?

So Trump
No wait
Did you guys hear about this
So Trump
Am I right
We'll be right back

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>...but our main story tonight is—you guessed it—Donald Trump
>*audience moans*
>I know, I know! We're all tired of hearing about him. It's like that friend who won't stop telling you that you should see Hamilton
>*audience laughs*
>'Bro! It's like... so amazing! You have to see it! I can't believe you haven't seen it!'
>*audience is cackling*
>*John cracks a quick smile*
>It really is a great play though, great play
>But seriously, we do have a good reason to focus on Trump tonight.
>You see, two days ago Trump met with Raimonds Vējonis, the president of Latvia
>A country you care so little about, you didn't even realize that this isn't a picture of Latvia, it's a picture of the cast of La La Land being collectively curb stomped by the cast of Moonlight
>*audience is howling, shrieking, moaning with laughter, complete hysterics*
>Alright take the picture down! Take it down! It's horrendous! That's enough!
>*audience is rushing the stage as an unstoppable mob consciousness, tearing the set apart and screaming with laughter*
>THAT'S OUR SHOW TONIGHT, THANK YOU SO MUCH, WE'RE OFF NEXT WEEK BUT WE'LL BE BACK THE SUNDAY AFTER THAT! BYE, EVERYONE!

>>79912968
Kek

>>79912961
Faggot

>>79921493
Why does this sound so believable?

>>79919886
It's a bit of both for me. I certainly don't think he's Hitler reincarnate and will genocide everyone who isn't white or whatever bullshit some people like to believe but i also don't think he is the God Emperor of Mankind. I'm more favourable towards him for trashing TPP but i think people make way too big of a deal out of this. It almost feels like people are just bored and need some kind of conflict in their lives to make them interesting.

>>79921571
Most people dont believe this, you need to get out more.

>>79921648
I said some, not most. Nice try though friend.

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>>79921493

>the episode when Oliver called out Democrats for being cucks and literally blew up the current year
The election broke him

>>79919886
Both

>lower taxes
>enforce border
>stop importing illiterate thick accented retards to take tech jobs
>BTFOs the corporate media every week
>BTFOs European pseudo-democracies every week
>neocons like Romney, McCain, Bush, and Paul Ryan crying every day
>Democrats literally on suicide watch
>idolizes Andrew Jackson's hatred of central banks

Off the top of my head I love this.

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Honestly, I'm triggered.

>>79919995
if you cant even properly evade a ban than maybe you should've lurked moar before you started to post

>>79921726
>evading a ban

That's against the rules.

>>79919995

Same fvm. I got a 3 day /pol/ ban from some cuck janny for posting a random porn gif with one of my posts. It wasn't even starting a thread or anything extreme, just a blowjob.

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>>79921784
>rules
not on my 4chan

>>79921493
how come this guy looks so old now?
he didn't look this bad just 4 years ago

>>79913795
You're a cuck too, so obvious

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>>79921972
Fucking degenerate.

So Trump just spoke in front of congress for the first time

>>79911794
Donald Trump did this
>Jimmy shows the clip
Stephan makes a joke

Burgers come here to cry, instead of jerking eachother off on /pol/

>>79915495
>faggot talking about echo chambers
>is angry that there are differing opinions here that dont result in people losing their jobs and being doxxed
You're so triggered that you should kys or get a job

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>>79915006
TFW not American

>>79919886
>hate the liberal establishment
Lel hate liberals, the (((establishment))) and office of the president never changes, the last free president was JFK and they dealt with him

>>79920302
>we're the 4chan now
>was highlighting yourself, as a minimum wage numale, part of your plan?

>>79918166

"Triggered" is just the new "u mad?"

>>79921070
At least they're cucked into oblivion
>lived to see the welsh power leap scotland

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>>79921070
>Reddit and /pol/ are natural enemies
>when /pol/ has the highest amount of redditors of any board
Stormcuck logic everyone
inb4 liberal because I went against the echo chamber

>>79916781
>A thread of soft funposting is "being triggered"
Was getting caught part of your plan ?

>>79919850
This is a thread about a television show
This isnt your echo chamber, just dont click on the fucking thread if you cant handle it

>>79921054
But these threads are literally started by right wingers as a retort to comedians mocking Trump. And basically everywhere you turn on the internet you see Trump supporters getting major league assblasted over shit so I think it's fair to say that the triggering is now happening on both sides of the political divide.

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Why can't we all just get along?

>>79922567
>Replying to a 3 hour old post calling trumpets triggered.
Someone is triggered

>>79922720
Post could be two days old, wouldnt change a thing
>Someone is triggered
Sure look like it

>>79919886
I'm not American and I don't really care about him being president because he has no actual power, but at least he makes leftists mad so that's a plus, I guess.

>>79922750
>No u!
Nice argument kiddo.

>>79922712
Because>>79917467

No fun allowed, politics is serious buisness

>>79922712
Looks like someone wants...A SAFE SPACE

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>>79922792
>u triggered kiddo
(you)

>>79922712
Because we never have gotten alone and we never will all get along. Life would be boring if we all got along.

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>>79922870
Not an argument.

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>>79915495

>>79922712
Because the media thrives on division, if we all got along we'd probably go outside instead of clicking on their outrage porn.

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>>79923260

>>79923650
This is why leftards suck at memes - they can't keep it short and have to mention every little strawman they can think of
Noone would stop scrolling to read that shit

>>79923764
...
:)

>>79923764
Are you dare I say... Literally shaking?

>>79915495
People joking doesn't equal being triggered, Reddit.

>>79923830
Just giving you some advice, reddit

>>79919886
I hate them both and will rag on either politician. I like doing it to Clinton more because she's a challenge. Trump is a moron but she's a lying slag.

>>79923870
You would be the reddit expert seeing as how you frequent /pol/ the largest reddit user base on a single board

>>79920695
Why don't you go get off the internet and back onto your bull, you fucking Redditor?

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>>79923904
>implying I browse that shithole

>>79922469
/pol/ is ex-/b/, you idiot.

>>79913795
>all this assblasted replies
LMAO

>>79923956
>/pol/ literally cannot get the BBC and reddit outta their head
Really makes one ponder

>>79923904
Of course /pol/ and /b/ have the most redditors- because they're the biggest fucking boards. They almost certainly have the most amount of white people and probably the most Jews, too.

>>79923650
nice meme, faggot.

>>79924048
>/qa/ literally cannot get the bull out of their wives
Really activates your almonds.

>>79924083
>/pol/
>white

I spotted the newfag, /pol/ is where shitskins go to LARP being nazis. ffs they have fucking flags so you can spot the leaf.

>>79924145
No shit, but if you don't think that there are white people too, you're crazy. Of course there are other races. Just watch the Shia Labeouf Super Show for proof.

>>79924207
>[LEAF TRIGGERING INTENSIFIES]

>>79924207
To be fair America is like 56% white and probably even less in NYC

>>79924254
>Implying I'm not a member of Steven Spielberg's Hollywood Control Center

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>>79911794
Here's a ridiculous example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N98_WKKQg0Y

>>79924112
>/qa/
Who even browses that board
Last time I went there was a few years ago when moot had q&a

>>79924101
Umm struck a nerve did it sweetie

>>79925157
>butthurt redditors bitching about /pol/
>butthurt bronies
That's it, from what I've seen.

>>79925214
So self hating /pol/tards?
>>79924985
Jesus why would anyone watch these garbage "comedians"

>>79920926
The federal reserve, ratings agencies, greedy/stupid bankers. Many factors played part

>>79911794
low energy post

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stephen:
>so trump [this and that]
>...what is he, a marmelade man?
baptiste:
>COOOOLD BLOOODED

>>79925183
What the heck did you just say about me, you little honey bun? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cutie Patooties, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret tweets on Daddy Trump, and I have over 300 confirmed snookims. I am trained in butter biscuits and I’m the top sweetie in the entire US sugar doodles. You are nothing to me but just another Daddy. I will cuddle you the heck out with warmth the likes of which has never been felt before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that dookie doo to me over the Internet? Think again, cutie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mommies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the huggie wuggies, deary. The huggies that wipes out the silly little thing you call your meanie doodles. You’re in trouble, Daddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can tweet you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in butter boops, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cutie Wooties Fruity Tooties and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your widdle face, you little cutie pie. If only you could have known what huggie wuggies your little “tweetie weetie” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your mouthy wouthy. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, honey buns. I will wiggle woop all over you and you will drown in it. You’re really sweet, honey.

>>79911794
hmm

>>79919886
The latter. Fuck Trump but it was so goddamn satisfying seeing all the liberal tears on election night. 8 years of self-righteous coasting went up in flames and they're all still triggered over it.

>>79925514
Love this version of the pasta xoxo.

>>79915006
Well done.

With Ketchup.