>great so I'll be spending one pound a minute to hear

Is he /ourguy/?

>>79912077
>vodka, great its going to be an orgy, except this time I'll disappoint 3 people instead of one

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>>79912077
No. Even he's far too successful with women to be /tv/'s guy. Pic related is more like it.

>JEREMY, IS THIS MUMMY????!!!!!!

DICK IN THE DOBS

>>79912397
That's the problem with these kinds of shows, somehow the most pathetic characters traincrash into one embarrassing relationship after another when in real life they'd start with nothing and end that way too

>>79912077
>white bellend
Nah, Johnson's /ourlad/

>>79912397
At least Gerard managed to score sympathy points because he had an excuse for being pathetic

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>implying he's not /ourguy/

>>79913020
still made her laugh

>>79911784
Unfilled?!
Unfufilled

>>79913731
>we both are crying at our wedding, of happiness of course

>>79912765
It made me sad that they ultimately had Dobby be a complete cunt who lead Mark on about moving in (costing him thousands of pounds in the process), dumped him via text and then left the country without even saying goodbye.

>>79914029
The wedding ep is one of my favorites.
>Hans vomiting in Mark's shoes and hat
>Jeremy pissing himself
>the end, Mark tells Jeremy he smells like piss and Jeremy says Mark smells like vomit, so neither of them is exactly the King

>Jesus christ Jeremy! A fucking cock cage!

>Is that like a cage... for your knob?

[condescending look]
>Yes Jeremy, it is like a cage for your knob in that it is a cage for your knob

>Right. But why?

[whispers]
>She made me get it. Because the bull said so.

>The bull?

>The bull, you know, fucking my girlfriend.

[confused look]

>She found something online and said it would really help. His name's Ahmed and she assure me he's funny and charming. But let me tell you this, Jeremy, his parking? Atrocious. It's just totally unworkable

>So are you going to tell her?

>How can I? I can't go complaining about his parking while she's thinking about him... parking in her

[jingle]

>>79914546
>implying Jeremy isn't the OG cuck watching Nancy get fucked

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>tfw got 'you're like a modern day eunuch'd by a girl I've been obsessing over for months

Warm copies make everything better

>>79912807
>somehow the most pathetic characters traincrash into one embarrassing relationship after another when in real life they'd start with nothing and end that way too
Nah
You don't fucking see it
They still try, when you try, you get to somewhere eventually
They just fuck up every time
Don't project your own shitty life and never trying anything in to this, the characters ask people out and try to impress girls all the time, they are pathetic but not on the level you think they are

>>79911784
A pound of what?

UNFILLED????

>Where's Mark gone off too? UKIP meeting?

What did Jeremy mean by this?

>>79914408
>you know clymidea makes women infertile

I love my ex but god damn

>>79916003
a pound of your mother's sexual desire

oh yes

>>79915592
>when you try, you get to somewhere eventually
i can personally confirm that this is not true

>>79917792
How do you even quantify that desu

>>79918426
cynicism

>>79917917
same desu

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>>79915527
>tfw spent my teens laughing at Peep Show
>tfw spending my 20s living Peep Show without the jokes

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>>79919254
are you me?

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>>79920710
>started working an office job just over a month ago
>seen at least three 'the ones' in my time here already

>qt by the printer will never grind on me in the stationery cupboard

jdimsa

>>79913020
Literally me

>That awkward UKIP jibe Super Hans makes in the last season for no reason

Just felt so out of place. Also would David Mitchell have made a good Varys in GOT? I get the impression he would but I don't buy him as being the mysterious type with ulterior motives.

>>79921139
>would David Mitchell have made a good Varys in GOT

He'd be a better littlefinger I think

>>79920924
>seen

Uhhh okay now maybe talk to her?

>>79917917
nah, it really is m8

even a blind chicken can find corn

>>79912397
TUBE UP HIS NOSE TUBE UP HIS NOSE HES A MAN WITH A TUBE UP HIS NOSE

>all these spergs going on about how much they relate to mark

you all realise that that's literally the shows humour, right? Mark and Jez's awkward inner monologue are funny because they think weird things and end up in awkward situations just like everybody else. it's just that for the sake of entertainment it's turned up to 11.

HEY JEREMY, GERARD'S DIED OF FLU!

>>79913731

this Line still makes me laugh

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>>79921139
>Just felt so out of place

I don't know, Super Hans seems like the kind of person that would believe UKIP is a nascent fascist movement

>I need a norm, and you, well, you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef wellington, "Don't trust the Argies!", dick in the vagina, cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man

Might pull a Gerard and die of flu

>>79921682
I didn't know people still died of flu

>>79921682
That is so Gerard

>>79921455
wow thanks I had no idea this was all humorous

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>when you realise your own funeral is going to be more pathetic than Gerard's

>>79923271
Whose won't? Gerard's funeral had Alan fucking Johnson

>>79922958
he had a weak immune system or something but yes, the flu kills thousands every year and there's NO CURE!

>>79912397
Mark was actually insecure about this man

Anyone ever noticed how much more confident and cocky Mark becomes after the wedding? It's really noticeable in a binge-watch.

>>79923336
The scythe is remorseless

https://youtu.be/PiLVAz-Jczg
>Heil Hitler
>...heil

>>79912397

May the scythe's remorseless swing bring some comfort to you all

>>79913020
sophie is CUTE!

>>79924460
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

>>79913020
There's something about how slightly ugly and boring Sophie looks in the earlier episodes that makes her so fuckable

Mark and Super Hans have the best interactions desu

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LITTLE WHITE PENIS

That kid who robbed them in the S5 premier was one of the ones who called Mark a paedo back in the first season. He recognized him by his "clean shirt", when Mark had him pinned on the floor.

>>79926690

Wrong series, anon. This is a Peep Show thread. Not a Big Bang Theory thread.

People like Coldplay and voting for the nazis. People can't be trusted

>>79925746
Umm what about for us with micropenii? Surely the lack of sex and ability to spend all my time focusing on knowledge makes me the smartest of all haha.

Do they say things are heavy instead of expensive? They should

>>79925746
Great image anon, you must get a lot of (You)s

>>79927124
I'm in the ardennes. No one expects you in the ardennes.

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>>79921139
>tfw actually saw Super Hans (Matt King) on the street IRL but I was slow to realise and no one I knew had seen Peep Show anyway

>>79921139
Varys is one of the best cast characters on that show

David Mitchell is obviously Samwell Tarly

>lie down to sleep yesterday
>think about how mark says "poo"
>laugh like an idiot in the dark

>>79924460

Look at that arse. Is that the best arse you could ever get? You're going to stick on that arse? Come on, admit it.

She's got a fat arse.

SAY IT.

>>79914872
Jeremy wanted to get paid for getting cucked, and then got cucked for free.