>character wakes up
>groggily sits up. stretches, yawns, and smacks their lips
>stands up with their eyes half closed and pops their back
>shuffles away and scratches their ass
>character wakes up
>gets out of bed
>is completely clothed
>female wakes up
>perfect hair and makeup
>character doesn't wake up sad because they didn't die in their sleep
>>82261097
>character tries to kill themself with Tylenol pm
>doesn't know how much is fatal
>just takes a fistful and wakes up with intense pain in their abdomen
>>82261177
You don't happen to know this character... do you, anon?
>>82260627
>character is in bed
>isn't in the fetal position sobbing
>character wakes up
>doesn't go back to bed and sleep for 14 hours in total
>>82260627
>>82260927
Thanks for the pepes lads
I don't get this thread, but here's a Pepe I just made
>>82261954
this is now a fresh pepe thread
>character wakes up
>kisses his wife/gf/lover
>>82261177
One of the worst ways to die, I wouldn't recommend it.
>>82261177
fucking christ this sorta happened to me
>got some horrible news one day
>headache is too much
>fuck this
>drink 1/2 a bottle of Nyquil
>wanted to just sleep like 16 hours
>hopefully i feel better
>wake up like 2 hours later throwing up purple
>mfw
>>82262162
Wow cya liver. Maybe you should try reading the instructions next time. That's how you accidentally kill yourself dude.
>>82262162
>character wakes up next to girlfriend/boyfriend
>they start kissing
>they didn't brush their teeth
>>82262612
>>82261177
>>82262162
Just get some valium and booze, you fucking morons.
t. Slim Shady