So... this is legit kino y'all

>>82917517
>y'all

Never talk to me ever again

I remember fapping a lot to the sex scenes as a kid

>>82917517
>it's a maria bello continue to show her pusy episode

>>82917541
(you)

>>82917541
(y'all)

Fellow Texan?

I actually prefer Eastern Promises but they're both great

>>82918351
I agree with this anon

>>82917517
meh. 6/10.
Cronenberg thinks he's hot shit but he's pretty mediocre.

>>82918438
name some 10/10 movies then

>>82917517
pretty much anything viggo touches becomes kino

>>82917543
that was extremely violent anon, wtf

it's actually an awful film

lifetime-tier

>>82917517
That scene in the cafe where he goes to town on the interstate murderer pair is kino in itself. The entire movie just works, I enjoyed the end because I like to think they go back to being a happy, practically cliche family except everybody in town knows not to fuck with them.

>>82918501
Godfather Part II

>>82918502
Wording this

>>82918677
meh. 6/10.
Coppola thinks he's hot shit but he's pretty mediocre.

Where have i heard this music before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb-n48xI9HY

>>82918741
you motherfucker

Friendly reminder that Cronenberg did this movie primarily for the paycheck after having to defer his salary on the now-forgotten Spider

>>82919007
spiderman?

>>82918549

not that guy but this is maria bello at her hottest

>>82917517
Man, Arwen aged pretty badly

the only true graphic novel/comic book kino

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>>82919065
forgot pic

>>82918549
You take what you can get when you don't have porn access

>>82918827
>Composer: Howard Shore
More like Poser: Howard Shore amirite?

Looking at his IMDb, Mortensen isn't a very active actor.

i liked it a lot

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>>82920602
He picks his roles very carefully, but fully devotes himself to them.

Originally he didn't want to be in Lord of the Rings. After his son convinced him to do it, he probably spent hundreds of hours reading all the source+supplementary material, and ended up being one of the de facto 'Tolkien scholars' on set

pretty cool guy, Jupiter for scale

>>82917517
It's actually pretty shitty. Like everything cinematic but comic-book related it's tainted with retardation, dry dialogue, edginess, shallow characterization and all the rest. Cronenberg manages to lift what should have been a 4/10 to a 6/10 but that isn't saying too much. The opening with the killers is kind of creepy but that's also the high-point of the entire movie.

>>82921784
meh, it was bretty gud when it came out but it aged pretty bad

Can't remember a single thing about it except for the pants on head retarded bullied son sub plot

oh and the dad and mom having stair sex

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>>82921720
this image irritates me

>>82921855
No, you aged pretty good. Because now your taste in movies is better and you can see that the movie is shit. You were just dumber then.

>>82921934
Not enough quips, eh?

>>82921981
I mean yeah that's the sun post the one comparing the sun to even bigger stuff.

>>82918677
I was starting to agree with you that Cronenberg lost his swag, but Godfather II was the worst in the trilogy. 4/10

>>82917517
Cronenberg+Viggo=Kino

Don't they teach this shit in school?

>>82922096
>swag
reported for underage

>>82918827
>roadgoeseveron.mp3

>>82917517
>So...
>y'all

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82922132
Not in American schools.

>>82922531

They only teach how they're the good guys for taking care of poor Europe, defending the Jews and battling the Asians they are. Basically afraid of being cucked by communism and a ploy to control nontaxable drugs.

>>82917517
This was when I stopped trusting crticis. What a piece of shit.

>>82922633
And they teach basic arithmetic all the way to High School.

>>82917556
>it's a Maria Bello plays the distressed wife who cries and shouts a lot episode

Fuck this shit.

>>82917517
This movie is technically capeshit. It's based off a DC comic.

>>82917517
This was when I started trusting crticis. What a hidden gem.

>>82922693
i don't think you know what capeshit is

>>82917517
a history of finance?

>>82919076
The comic is woefully bad, there is very little similarity

>>82917517
yeah it was excellent

>>82924092
you're excellent you fucking faggot

Bad acting.

I like small town America

>>82918351
>>82918424
Wrong, Eastern promises is ok. lacks pace and atmosphere, OP was in the right here.

ive had a torrent of it for like a year that never got seeded
guess ill never see this movie

>>82917517
More like legit dogshit that feels like a TV movie.