What do you eat at the cinema?

Crab legs of course

>>82918900
Me? Crab legs

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Me? It's always water.

>>82918900
For me personally, it's the McChicken

Chilean sea bass

>>82918982
kek

I wish movie theaters just had a food court with mcdonalds, KFC, etc.

movie food / drinks are so overpriced and shitty

tried nachos and hot dogs once and it was disgusting

>>82918900
Your mom.

I usually order some dominos and have them deliver in the theater

I haven't been to a movie theater in over a decade. Fucking no singles policy.

Tuna and fish salad with extra vaginal smell

Raw onions with melted cheese

>>82919032
I wish they would just allow outside food, but you have to pay to bring it in

>>82918963
YOU CAN'T EAT WATER YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER

>>82919032
I would get some delicious general tso chicken

>>82919131
Fine. I would like half a celery stick with nothing on it.

>>82918900
>eat
Fat fuck

>>82918900
What Robert tells me to eat

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I used to think the theater was just retarded for asking me to pay for butter when they have dispensers for it near the napkins but then I researched and I guess (the theater I go to anyway) the stuff you pay for is real butter and the stuff in dispensers is basically just liquid margarine.

>>82919215
eat my dark meat stick white boi

they used to use delicious palm oil but vegetarian terrorists made them switch to soybean oil

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>>82919228
>butter
Here's your butter, fatso

>>82918900

I hunt cinema deer and have it processed at the theater butcher into venison sausages

>>82919228
you're lucky. Real butter is the crem de la crem of of theater corn topping

>>82919361
Dear lord

>>82919399
Actually it's butter not cream.

>>82919228
I worked at Cinemark and during orientation they told us that they pride themselves on only serving real butter throughout the concession stand. It's a pain in the ass to clean, though. People get butter splattered 20 feet in all directions of the dispensers.

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>>82919361
>work at capeshitplex
>have to replace the "Butter" fluid every 2 hours
>carburetor on the butter spritzer goes bad cause someone keeps thinking the air intake is a crab leg repository

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>>82919361
>non-trans
So sick of transphobia in America. They even have it at the concession stand.

Brazil may be shit but at least cinemas can't ban outside food. What now gringos?

>>82920240
hard to regulate edibles when you have to let animals into the theater

>>82918900
>What do you eat at the cinema?


sex with my girlfriend in the stalls because im alpha as fucvk

>>82918900
I cant afford it. Cant afford regular cinemas, actually, so i dont go at all.

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>>82920325
you eat sex?

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>>82919361

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>>82919131
Freeze it then eat it.

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>>82920354
yes her ass

>>82920240
They'll still piss in your coffee

hair i can get from people sitting in front of me i call it my hair game it keeps me entertained while i watch the film

>>82920449
ooh sounds yummy yummy

>>82918900
Pussy

I usually bring a sixer of tall boys and some hot wings.

>>82920443
holy fug this frog is smart

>>82920489
I have the driest scalp you'll ever see. Are you up for it?

>>82920443
That's ice you asshole

>>82920449
It's all fun and games until that bitch farts in your mouth

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>>82920491
for youths

>>82918900
your moms moist pusy

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I usually get a frozen treat

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>>82918900

>>82920240
>not bringing your Sopa de Macaco to the theater

>>82920858
>consuming your entire days recomended calories in one 32 oz drink


i hate this world

>>82920858
>americans
what the fuck.

>>82919032
You might actually be onto something there.

>>82920858
one fucking liter of milk and fat

either $1 cheeseburgers, sushi or a bag of doritos.

Popcorn costs like $6 and drinks $4 at the cinema i got to. anyone who buys cinema food is a chump

>>82920858
did they make it calorically dense on purpose? how is this even possible?

The Kino is for movies you lardass

>>82921159
how do you get it into the theater

my problem with theaters is that I get a tasty drink but then I end up having to piss really bad before the movie's over

>>82921364
Put them inside your belly

>>82921386
I'll put something inside your belly

>>82918900
>at
Why not before, you lards?

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>>82919131
>YOU CAN'T EAT WATER YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER

>>82921500
because I eat before and during and after

>>82920179
forced 2/10

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>>82920584

I have seen the Crab Legs Meme since I came here around 2010 and still don't get it

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>>82920858
>281g of sugar
HOLY FUCK

that's like 100 teaspoons

>>82922379
nothing to get
many kinothedrals serve crab legs

>>82921661
Impressive gif skills

>>82920858
>31g protein

Who /massgainz/ here

>>82923078
started out as a webm, don't know why people started posting the gif

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>>82918900
deep fried warts fresh from the cinema showers

>>82918900
I usually stuff a couple of packets of ketchup in my ass and take it our during the shower after the penis inspection.

They always run out of butter so I have to do this.

>>82920240
>What now gringos?
You're living in Brazil.

>>82918900
nachos and 40 oz beer

>burgers can't watch a movie without stuffing their fat faces with greasy garbage

>>82923236
Nachos would be fuckin noisy

>>82923337
if your autistic and chew with you fucking mouth open you are

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>>82920858

where can i get one of these?

>>82918900
hard boiled eggs. if i didnt make any the night before i just call in delivery

>>82920858
this has to be fake going to check

>>82923637
fake

>>82923759
its so old i wonder if it even still exists

>>82919361
that's not nearly enough faggot

>>82923773
its not on the menu online but a half pound of sugar theirs no way

>>82918900
Why the fuck do we eat popcorn during movies? Like what specifically has caused our society to be unable to separate "Going to the theater" and "Eating popcorn".

The only thing I like are the pretzels, but they never have em, and maybe some ice cream.

>>82924021
>and maybe some ice cream
t. landwhale

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>>82918900
Usually grilled shrimp on a bed of white cheddar grits with diced jalapeños.

>mfw the Kino Waitress opens up the silver lid and im greeted with cold grits

>>82924040
hey man, do you know how hard it is heading into the walk-in freezer searching endless through the frozen corpses just for a hagen dazs bar?

I sneak cake in.

>>82918900
Nothing usually. I just drink my booze that I sneak in. Sometimes I will get a popcorn or a box of raisinettes

>>82920858
What sorcery puts this much shit into a fucking drink?

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>dickhead across the isle sneaked in several food items
>each was wrapped in tin foil

>>82918900
I bring produce to throw at the screen.

>>82920858
>more than half a pound of sugar

I order a large tub of popcorn without butter and a large Dr. Pepper.

Sneak in a bottle of Tapatio for the popcorn and maybe a flask of JD to mix into my soda.

Last time I went I snuck in Quiznos, almond MnMs, and a couple of beers in a messenger bag.

>>82920858
imagine making this with erythritol or any other sugar substitute that doubles as a laxative

>>82924021
Popcorn was really popular around the same time more theater owners warmed up to the idea of selling snacks to customers. That's it.

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who the fuck chose the loudest foods possible for movies loud ass corn chips loud ass pop corns im just gona sit in the front row and open a coconut on the ground in front of the screen just to fit in

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>>82924021
>During the Great Depression, popcorn was fairly inexpensive at 5–10 cents a bag and became popular. Thus, while other businesses failed, the popcorn business thrived and became a source of income for many struggling farmers, including the Redenbacher family, namesake of the famous popcorn brand. During World War II, sugar rations diminished candy production, and Americans compensated by eating three times as much popcorn as they had before.[7] The snack was popular at theaters, much to the initial displeasure of many of the theater owners, who thought it distracted from the films. Their minds eventually changed, however, and in 1938 a Midwestern theater owner named Glen W. Dickson installed popcorn machines in the lobbies of his theaters. The venture was a financial success, and the trend soon spread.

>>82919069
I get around that by buying two tickets

>>82922379
Some theatres have them and you can get them real cheap at the day end quction

>>82925273
What that article doesn't tell you about is the thousands of deaths popcorn has caused. My grandpa worked in a popcorn mine, he saw death at every corner. The ones lucky enough to escape the job died of popcorn lung decades later.

For me, its ice creme, 2 scoops of course.

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Soft buttered rolls.

Anything else is too noisy and would be a violation of the code.

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popcorn and pepsi
a godly combination

>>82919032
>Franchises pay some dividends to seat their businesses down in a popular city theater
>Attracts lots of hungry movie-goers
>Attracts lots of diners
>Everyone wins

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

No, is bad idea.

>>82921661
that snake looks so happy

Sushi is the only correct answer.
>Cold
>Quiet
>Tidy

>>82920858
You bulkin', brah? You bulkin'?

I request a water cup to spit my dip into

>>82920443
>the ice, is it frozen?
>y-yes chef
>fuck me

>>82925863
You forgot
>disgusting

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>>82918900
This is so fucking disgusting, i'd never enter an american theater.

So they put butter on fucking popcorn which is already disgusting by itself, but then they also use their bare hands to put it in their mouths and probably wipe all the shit on their hands on the theater seats.

Fucking nasty. Why is america so degenerate?

>>82918900
>popcorn topping
fuck sake america

>>82925977

>>82918900

usually order a coffee and put some bourbon in it, maybe a box of raisenets if I'm feeling adventerous

Don't forget to throw your leftovers on the floor once your movie ends. It's a tradition if you haven't yet worked in a theater.

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>>82918900
for me, it's crab legs

>>82926064
See above, it's not butter at all, it's some chemical concoction

>>82920179

Did this chick ever finally get with Edd?

>>82926289
faggot.

>>82926289
I get a huge fucking coffee, absolutely fantastic

I just have to piss all the time and look like a weirdo when I go to the pisser 3 times during a movie

squid ravioli in a lemon grass broth...

with goat cheese profiteroles, and I also have an arugula Caesar salad.

>>82926333
Doesn't matter what the fuck it ACTUALLY is, it's greasy as shit and people wipe it all over the seats in the theater, that's my fucking point

gum

A frozen coke from burger king (r)

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>put your dick in the theater glory hole
>it's a guy on the other side

>>82924958

>tapatio on popcorn

My nigger

>>82926350

Naw man he can do better.

>be american
>get popcorn
>it's not enough so cover it with artery-clogging "butter"
>eat popcorn
>now got greasy butter all over my fingers

what the fuck

I get a pint and a burger at my local arts cinema. It shows shit a week later than the big cinemas, but I'm cool with waiting for comfier seats, the ability to buy pints and burgers with my ticket, the ticket being half price, etc.

>>82926635
You literally asked for it.

Meme historian here, I'm trying to educate myself on "/tv/ goes to the cinema" memes.

What is the origin of crab legs and falcons?

>>82926635
Just wipe it on the seats like every other american

Fucking disgusting

>>82926658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vECHOv0NL88

Just turn your brain off and have fun at the movies, Anon!

>>82919113
>paying TWICE for 1 snack

don't forget the double tip retard

>>82926658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE

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>>82926658

Some idiot saying he'd want to eat crab legs in a cinema, because of how messy and inconvenient they are

Falcons from some weird community college film class where a falcon flew into the cinema, flew over the heads of the screaming audience and flew into a window killing itself

>>82919069
I've literally never heard of that policy
then again, I almost never go to movies alone

>>82926649
Kino - the cinemas I've been to have always been very lax. Especially if you bring a girl and have her snug everything in her bag. Once managed to bring about a litre of hard liquid in. Watched some will Smith flick and couldn't concentrate.

Was enjoyable, didn't throw up in the chair.

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>>82918900

>>82921119
the cinema would be out of business within a week, they only make fucking money from selling $20 popcorn and shit.

Who /popcorn lung/ here?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronchiolitis_obliterans

>>82918900
That looks fucking disgusting

swedish fish, mother fuckers. they don't make noise and they're tasty as fuck

>POPCORN TOPPING

jesus christ america holy fuck.
just stop

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>>82920858

>>82925450
Not too mention the butter mines in Africa? These millionaires prey on poor African children to extract and purify butter from the earth in order to export it as a natural resource to the U.S.

This is in opposition to using our own butter reserves.

>>82918900
For me, it's the McChicken.

>>82926663
Do you realize they have napkin dispensers

>>82919066
No movie theater would allow this

>find myself on the line to enter the cinema
>have no recollection of how i got there
>my head hurts slightly, feel a constant low pitched buzz ringing in my ears
>a gentle bump from the guy behind me reminds me the queue is moving forward towards the ticket checking guy, do i even have tickets? what is the movie?
>feel around in my pockets for some clue on whats going on.. for some reason i am compelled to just stay in the queue instead of leaving and finding out whats going on
>feel a piece of a paper on my left coat pocket.. is this the movie ticket?
>take it out of the pocket and read the front of it, its for an old movie i watched with my parents when i was a kid.. why would they show it at cinemas again?
>check the date on the ticket.. its dated... 20 years ago. what is going on?
>check the back of the ticket, there is something hand written here "WAKE UP", wake up? suddenly feel the sharpest pain ive ever felt on my forehead, some kind of old time bombing alert alarm starts loudly playing
>the wallpaper starts peeling off, revealing some kind of rusted metal wire mesh, we are now walking on a narrow metal bridge towards the ticket guy, all around us a chasm with no bottom in sight
>panic, just pure panic, that combination of adrenaline that sharpens your senses, notice nobody in the line is a person, they are just old mannequins walking trembling towards the front
>the siren is all i can hear now, that and a loud metal on metal THUMP; THUMP; THUMP coming from the front of the line

>>82918900
I usually bring my sweet grilled chicken, nuts and water. I carry it in a little plastic bag and just eat it room temp. I wipe my hands off on the seats since the sweet sauce makes a mess.

Boiled cum

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>>82919113
>tfw movie people don't care if you bring in outside food

>>82925842
>recently a hungry jacks at my local mall went out of business because too expensive to rent
>the theatre has a big open area in front of it which they own
If they rented that spot to HJs it would be a win win for the both of them

Nothing,because i'm not a fatty amerilards who needs to eat every 3 seconds

>>82928613

This or Jaffas are the best option as you can peg them at rude cunts who talk through the movie

If the movie is truely shit tier you can also amuse yourself by rolling them down the aisle

>>82918900
>popcorn topping
Is this normal in America?

>>82923109
dumb iphone posters

>>82931832
>rainbow
>sign of covenant between God and man that he wouldn't flood the earth
>cross
>sign of God's ultimate sacrifice for man
>assfuckers take both symbols and twist them into legitimizing said assfucking
I'm unironically done with faggots.

These are honestly my favorite threads, but can we slow them down a little?

>>82932593
>he wants to slow shit down
How'd that work out for ya on the kinoxpress?

>>82932526
Autism

>>82922379
theaters in coastal towns usually have fresh seafood at the concessions stand. fishermen bring them in right of the docks. I got the snapper last time I went to a movie. it was so good.

>>82918900
one lil eggroll

>>82918900
whatever snack i bring in my jacket or pockets, rather pay $2-3 for a few boxes of candy [gobstoppers, mike and ike berry mix] than pay $5-6 for a box of candy at the movies and get half the amount.

>>82918900
>eating popcorn

That's retarded. Just sneak in an empty water bottle and fill it with the liquid butter machine. Easy

>>82926658
some theaters will allow you to bypass the no-singles policy if you bring a falcon or anvil with you. you would have to buy a separate ticket for the "falcon/anvil" though

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Going to see some kino at Alamo in a few hours anons

gonna have tasty popcorn with real butter and fried pickles

I used to eat candy, but then they implemented the double falcon policy so the treats all got stolen last time

>>82932929
Spineless

is it true Americucks aren't allowed to bring their own snacks into the Cinema?

>>82919385
>hunting
you pleb, only real men go for cinema fish.

Popcorn and a drink

classic movie combination.

>>82926431
Why'd you go to the men's room?

>>82933458
And they think they're free. Top kek amerislaves.

I EAT PUSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>82933493
This. I rent out a boat on the theater lake a few days before my scheduled kino.

>>82933603
I didn't

Why are a majority of the foods served in cinemas fucking noisy? Popcorn, Nachos, soft drinks filled with ice, bags of candy and chips, Why isn't the main cinema food marshmallows?

>>82933995
Crab Legs with Sloth Fur Sauce aren't noisy.

Pussy

>>82934059
>>82933623
pusy

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>>82918921
>>82918956
>>82919785
>>82922379
>>82926311
>>82927555
I know the whole crab legs thing is a meme, but they really are the best theater food. The local cinemark is right next to pic related and they do all you can eat crabbers on wednesdays. Here's the thing tho, once they thaw the crabs they can't refreeze them so if its not particularly busy that night they end up throwing out a good amount of perfectly fine legs. Also, most of the idiots around here have no idea how to properly clean a crab so they end up throwing away half the meat too.

So what we do is hit up the dumpster around 4 am and see what kind of goodies we get. Then we usually come back to the theater and set up shop on the side. We resteam with a coleman portable stove and then use an old popcorn tub to sneak them in through the side door that we prop open. And no, we don't leave the scraps on the floor.

>>82934407
wait, crab legs are REAL?

Je ne mange pas au cinéma parce que je ne suis pas un putain de porc américain dégueulasse qui se gave en regardant des gros Marvel à la chiasse.

>>82934460
Yes, crabs do have them.

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>tfw I actually went to a sea food place and got crab legs and shrimp egg rolls to go and ate them while watching Guardians 2

>>82933995
It's the focus test. Don't you get quizzes after every movie, anon?

>>82918982
hi /ck/

>>82918900
My boys and I walk into the cinemas with a large Domino's pizza box. None of the goobers who work there tell us we can't bring it in.

>>82933260
This. I live on an island off the coast of Massachusetts and the local theatre is actually attached to the docks. On busy days you might get shanghaied into service if you dally for too long near the concession stand/intake docks.

>>82919032

In Canada they often do.

Most major movie theatres will have:

>At least one concession stand selling popcorn, candies, and drinks
>Several vending machines
>A coffee joint (usually Tim Horton's)
>A kiosk that sells less common movie foods (specialty hot dogs, loaded nachos, poutine, etc)
>A misc food place (which varies... I've seen one with a chicken wing restaurant in it, one that had a french fry restaurant, and another one with a hamburger place)
>A dessert stand, like with frozen yogurt or ice cream despite this being the WORST FUCKING THING to eat during a movie


Do Americans not have restaurants in their movie theatres? I would think that this would be even more common down there.

I don't go to the cinema because
>eating sounds
>rustling sounds
>people talking and moving about
>random dudes coming in and shooting everyone
no thanks, its inferior to watching at home in every single way

>>82918900
Me? Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

>>82935050
In America we have full fledged restaurants in the actual theater. It can be pretty pricey but luckily you can get various discounts, like if you volunteer to wash dishes or volunteer to clean the showers.

nothing, i'm not a fat ass

>>82935857
I bet you order water at restaurants

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>>82936044
>wanting the beetus at 35

>>82931214
Hate when this happens

>>82935020
I have some relatives up in Maine, and we will normally go see a movie when I'm visiting there. It's a fun little tradition we have to go check the lobster traps in the cinema bay before a movie. Nothing like fresh steamed lobster dipped in popcorn butter.

>>82936044
i order water at resturants. aint nothing wrong with that fatty

>>82920858
Still half the calories & sugar of the average Starbucks drink though

>>82935367
Theater near me put a full fledge bar inside the theater movie is now full of drunk underage kids talking loudly, puking & fighting the entire movie while they throw money at the of age single saps that agreed to buy them drinks as a way around the no singles policy

>>82936044
order? they just bring it to you

>>82920240
Brazil is honestly one of the few places that should ban outside food
>trying to enjoy your kino when some hue next to is having a coke induced seizure

falcons

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>>82936820
>cinema bay

my kinoplex has sushi stalls so that is well enough

>>82923337
autism

>>82931214
/tv/ meme horror is more entertaining than any horror put in theatres

guarantee the executives are watching and will make their rendition soon enough however

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I sneak in a 24p wings from Sonic

bussy

>>82920301
Underrated.

>>82939560
it's you. you're the executive

>>82940758
What privileges do executives get at the Kinoplex?

I work at an old time movie theater. I mostly run the movie but sometimes sell popcorn and candy. It's disgusting how many people ask for extra butter even though it's already dowsed in "butter" from cooking. I wanna barf every time a fat person asks for more butter.

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>>82918963
watah

>>82920991
thanks

>>82940844
private shower stalls and keycard to the handjob lounge

>>82940844
a personal manlet slave to go get them food/drinks, outlet for sexual urges, etc.

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>>82925916

>>82923057
43.6 actually.

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>>82933995
It's done to drown out the barking on dog nights

>>82934407
Bringo!

https://youtu.be/xWXjkvc--EM

>>82921119
>>82919032
This actually exists in my area, look up Alamo Drafthouse, food is a fair price and good.

every movie should have an intermission for us frequent pissers

>>82918900
Sardines

>>82942508
I get a bit annoyed by the security droids looking to see if you breath too loudly there still

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straight butter

>>82942508
last time I went to an alamo drafthouse i was violently raped for reading a text during the previews

>>82942778
It's an authentic cowboy squealer rape, really just part of the experience in the Alamo

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>mfw my kinoplex installed a Ben and Jerry's ice cream booth in the food section

>>82942871
>not a hoggin dos

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>tfw dad dies
>few weeks later go to movie theatre with my mom
>standing in line im trying to lighten her up
>we get our snacks and i buy some junior mints
>ask her if she wants one
>no
>say who's gonna turn down a junior mint? it's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious
>she bursts into tears

good golly

>>82943069
junior mints are not allowed

>>82942778
lol

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>>82918900
When I go to Studio Movie Grill, I get whatever shit they have on their menu. A burger, fried chicken, pizza. Whatever I feel like. It's a pretty big menu.

Nothing
I don't eat or drink all day before the movie either
I don't want to have to get up in the middle of a movie, which I wanted to see enough to pay for, just to go to the bathroom

nothing. when i rarely go to cinema i'll just watch the video.

>>82921364
I read that as "how do you get into the theater"

>>82918900
Clam chowder

>>82924502
a friend of mine got banned from the local McDonald's for throwing burgers at the menu screen

>>82920858
These were good, got at least 3 a day when they still made them.

>>82933345
This is what I do. Also usually sneak a microwave into my kino issued sleeping bag. Good for making some popcorn during the movie when i don't feel like firing up the cinema grill.

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I always use this coupon or sometimes I spring for the collectible cups with movie poster shit on them. Gives some $ to the cinema but does not rape my ass

>>82923875
most large shakes are like 1200 calories anyway

>>82925509
Hello to Jason Isaacs.

>>82918900
I sneak in taco bell in my coat pockets, it made me realize how easy it would be to sneak in a gun

>>82940952
pure wa'ah

>>82918900
That looks messy af