DAT UNNECESSARY INTERRACIAL SEX SCENE HAHAHAHAHA

Prometheus had one too, though only implied

dat unnecessary implication of a gay couple

>>82921351
>interracial

The Alien's mouth had sex with the black dude's skull, and the alien is also black.

But they didn't have sex.
There was also a gay couple and a gay robot rapist.

it always been interracial sex in these movies

>>82921351
>half the crew is dead
>other half is stranded
>ship is floating just above giant hurricane
>"hurr this is a good time to fuck in the shower"

And I thought the Prometheus crew was stupid.

>>82921351
Scott has had an interracial sex scene in mind for all of his Alien films. Ripley was supposed to have sex with Parker, Prometheus, and now this.

He's truly an auteur.

>>82921351
It's just fanservice, chill out

>>82924243
does auteur mean cuck?

>>82922264
>current year
>not having a gay couple in your colonization team

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>>82922264
>>82922775
The gay couple were clearly soldiers tagging along with the colonists.

Not to mention they had frozen facehugger embryos in the ship, so clearly they have the facilities for IVF/artificial gestation

>>82922264
>implication
>not watching the prologue that confirms it.

>>82921351
>kissing in the shower
>sex scene
are all americans this retarded?

>>82926403
Just triggered /pol/ niggers

>>82926403
nobody gets naked together in the shower just to kiss, you virgin

Alien kills coal burners and faggots YET is seen as the bad guy

I didn't go see covenant because of theron geting blacked by elba in prometheus
are you saying that there's another bmwf sex scene in covenant?

>>82927044
>gets naked together in the shower

Hmmmmm, interesting, Anon. And at what level of undress do you normally get into the shower?

>>82921448
it wasnt implied

viccus and thor ragacock bonked


My main problem with ayylmao cuckervant was that its script was even worse than prometheus and raised more questions than it answersed

https://youtu.be/-x1YuvUQFJ0

>>82922877

Wrong

>>82922264
it was so fucking hilarious jeez. the focus on the ring... who's idea was that all the members of the expedition should be married to each other? this is so fucking unpractical and stupid. the pilot almost got the ship with all the precious cargo destroyed because "muh waifu in danger i must save her"
gosh the more i think about this flick the more obnoxious it becomes for me

most sex scenes are unnecessary unless they somehow drive the plot.

>>82927630
you're saying the shower scene was okay?

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>>82921351
W H E A T
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>>82927044
"sex scene" mean SEX scene, you retard. or do you just casually like to imagine black boys fucking blondes? kissing means kissing and nothing else.

>colonisation mission
>surprised that they bring a Nubian king to populate the planet
What else would they do? Bring a tiny white cock that flops after premature ejaculating?

the bitch was Mexican boys

you can all go back to /pol/ now

>>82930167
but /pol/ is full of mexicans larping as whites.

>>82929429
I feel as though you have argued about this before in another thread from months ago

You are the same guy that said Vickers fucking the negro space captain off screen didn't count as propaganda because there was no physical contact shown

Of all the SJW shit, including the obligatory nigging of white wimminz, what annoys me most is the absolute WEALTH OF DIVERSITY in accents.

>MUH DICK BIX NOOD
>'ELLO GUVNA
>HERRO PREASED TO MEETO JOO
>*unintelligible scottish ranting*
>OOGA BOOGA *chucks spear*
>DURKA DURKA JIHAD MOHAMMED
>WER IS DE CONTINUUM TRANSFUNCTIONEUR?!
>STREUTH CUNT
>MUH VODKA CYKA NOOD

Ruins all immersion, i can't ignore the fact that they are a bunch of real dudes running around in cosplay trying to convince me diversity is strength, and that you can't be a superhero if you're not down with sucking dick.

Imagine being triggered by something this menial lol
This board is 18+ kiddos

>>82928210
It was unfortunate that the script did not shed more light on the agricultural policies of the xenomorphs.

The movie is shit but this thing you mention is just one more detail that lets you understand this movie is just a product and lacks any artistry whatsoever

>>82921351
I wonder if ayys with human level intelligence and dicks would want to rape our women due to some human fetish they have.

The only rape that happened was off screen. David used Shaw in his frankenstein experiments with the black goo.

>>82930692
Hi CNN viewer

>>82921351
>INTERRACIAL SEX SCENE
>UNNECESSARY

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>airlock scene

>>82930784
did they at least detail their tax policy?

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>that flute scene

>>82932856

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUhVe4DHN98

>>82929429
use your brain you fucking moron

they were OBVIOUSLY going to have sex. Do you need everything shown for you?

>>82927044
fucking in a shower isn't practical honestly

>>82927371
>its script was even worse than prometheus and raised more questions than it answersed
That's complete bullshit. Nothing is worse than that shitty Prometheus script by Lindlolf.

>>82922820
Yeah, Charles Dance is a real African-looking nigger.

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>>82921351
Aliens has always been about interracial rape. Think Geiger made the alien look like a nig cock just by coincidence?

>>82927630

I think the sex scene in Shoot 'Em Up was pretty necessary.

>>82925102
Fags are very vain and catty people, they wouldn't allow unstable people aboard.

Goddamn this movie was trash. Ridley has no idea what he's doing with films anymore, even ones set in his own made up fantasy where he can make the rules.

Fortunately I saw it at an AMC cinema rather than my usual place so it was only like £6 rather than the £12 that I usually pay, but still a waste of money. Didn't enjoy it one bit.


That chestburster scene where it's not even a chest burster, but a tiny version of a fully grown xenomorph, like what the fuck. And mimicking David's pose and shit? SO fucked man

Ridley Scott has lost his way even with his own vision.

>>82933614
SO what are your thoughts on things like the Covenant captain looking into the alien egg, that is clearly alive because it opened when he got near it, and then he doesn't back away when he sees an alien moving around inside it, just because a stranded robot was like "it's ok lol". Shit like that is fucking disgustingly stupid. There's suspension of disbelief, like "ok I can believe that that chick was caught up in the moment and panicking and slipped on t hat blood" but getting facehugged like BIlly Crudup got is insulting to the viewer.

>>82922877
That was after they saved all the survivors

>>82934180
That scene was pure kino you mouthbreather.

>>82934347
It's was embarrassing. Watching this movie felt like watching a man's descent into dementia. Ridley needs to stop. The Martian was an average movie, and it was ok, but it copied the book basically page for page, so you can't exactly go wrong there. But this is not even movie junk food. It's just garbage.

>>82934180
>but a tiny version of a fully grown xenomorp

It was just an unfolded chestburster

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Just came home from watching covenant and I loved it, amazing horror-comedy.
All those crew members acting and dying like 8 year old scouts on their first field trip.

Only gripe I have is the mushroom infection and how the alien grew so fast, where did it get the nourishment from?

Where is david on the villain tier list? Is he just joker tier evil because he can or is there more to it?

>>82934506
>Where is david on the villain tier list? Is he just joker tier evil because he can or is there more to it?

I think he's just obsessed with creation, for some reason and to create you often have to destroy, like how conservation usually starts with something elses destruction. As for why though, like, who knows? I guess because he knows he is synthetic and he was created, and he has this fascination with it. He was told that he was created just because he could be created. So probably lacking a moral compass he's just going around doing his crazy version of creating with the black goo because he can

>>82921351
shes hispanic tho

What do you think the third movie in the trilogy will be about? It should be the tie-in to the original alien movie, yes?

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>david going full hiroshima on the engineer city
>hilarious pilot panicking and back-burster
>birth of the first black alien
>motherfucking synthetic kung-fu
>that reveal at the end

>>82934776
Maybe, but was there an explanation for why there were so many aliens in ALIENS? Maybe David having 2,000 human hosts can tie into that, considering the first alien movie just had one.

>>82927044
Because water is such a good lubricant am i right?

>>82921351
won't be seeing this in the theaters then

What did happen to shaw? All we got was a drawing supposedly of her.

>>82935294
Walter found her body.
We saw her body.

>>82935314
Was that right before the bombing scene? Was out taking a piss there.

Also, how did david know how to control all the parts of the covenant ship, including the cryo area, when he had never seen it before?

>>82935465
>Was that right before the bombing scene? Was out taking a piss there.

It was right around there. IIRC it might have been right after. Just before Walter confronts David for the first time and gets stabbed in the throat.

>>82935465
>>82935294
holy fuck just kill yourself

>>82934258
That was the only part I sat there and thought "yeah that is fucking Prometheus tier retarded". Yet somehow it still wasn't is batshit dumb as the geologist and other dude acting like tweedle dee and tweedle dumb in Prometheus.

At the very least you could attribute the captains retardation to the fact that he just lost his wife or some bullshit, the two chucklefucks in Prometheus have no excuse for acting even more retarded, on top of having terribly written dialogue.

>baizuo trash think the incessant representation of their women in the hands of foreigners is completely normal and healthy for their society
Creepy

>>82922877
daniels and tenn hadn't even changed from their sweat and blood soaked garments before those two idiots decided to celebrate literalyl everyone they know being killed by scrubbing each other's assholes in a shower

>>82934916
It was a good movie, better then any capeshit at least I give it a solid B+, the fight scene with the xeno was a little much

Reminder that only redditors bitch about:
>flute scene
>pilot panicking during backburster scene
>captain getting facehugged and xenomorph raising its hands
Movie has huge problems but those scenes are prefectly ok, with flute scene being one of the best things in the entire flick.

>>82921351
>/poltv/ hates interracial and same sex couples
>ridley scott literally puts them in the movie just to kill them
>still find something to cry about

>>82935651
>>flute scene
LOVE
>>pilot panicking during backburster scene
This is fine.
>>captain getting facehugged and xenomorph raising its hands
absolute trash

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It was a good movie. Glad I didn't watch it with a date, was laughing at the wrong moments.

>>82930784
do you have idea they tried make wheat field scene with xenos since Alien^3?

>why doesen't the captain know that alien organism will jump out of the egg, latch onto his face and plant alien seed in him so that another alien organism will grow inside him and rip his stomach appart? LE PLOWTWHOLE XD!

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Saw it last night. I honestly thought it was pretty great. Answered a lot of the questions of Prometheus, and put together way fucking better. I wasn't really prepared for some of the gore though, it was a bit unsettling. Which is perfect. Prometheus was tame as shit compared to Covenant. The back burster scene was fucking brutal.

Great final act too. The ending was sinister as fuck, and I like the direction they're taking it.

>>82935987
2 cents have been deposited to your account.

>>82934258
The captain wasn't used to lying androids.

>>82936116

Whatever take it or leave it. I'm sitting at work switching between Baneposting and a few other threads. I unironically enjoyed the movie.

>>82935987
I agree with you. Easily better than Prometheus, but still not better than Alien and Aliens. It's number 3 in the franchise IMO, but I'll need to rewatch it a few times
>>82936116
Fuck off shill

>>82921351
Can you even get a movie greenlit without jews putting their propaganda in it?

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All these forced queers and racemixing in my movies made turn 360 degrees and walk away from anything hollywood produces, Fury Road was last movie they released i enjoyed.

It's like a movie to them is just something to put their weird political / sexual fetish ideas about society into.

>>82936215
Look at this motherfucker finally growing up.

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>>82921351
>tfw they get slaughtered and I say 'THAT'S WHAT THEY GET FOR RACEMIXING' out loud and my friend nervously chuckles

>>82935768
Literally the other way around is true, xenomorph raising it's hands was the best scene in the entire movie

>got to an alien planet
>don't wear a helmet or even a respirator
>"hur dur its like ours that means its safe"
>forgetting all the deadly shit on earth alone
fucking retards

>>82936215
Sexual fetishization has always been a overarching theme of the Alien movies. The face hugger is designed to look like it has a scrotum, the head of the big chap alien was designed to look like a phallus, the original egg was original a single slit to resemble a vagina, but they changed it in fear of censorship in catholic countries.

I agree with you on the gay part, but race mixing is already present in our society and it's not like it's going to disappear in 100 years.

>opening scene
>kino
>everything up on the spaceship up till they get the signal
>decent
>everything after
>trash
What the fuck were they thinking?

>>82935987
kill yourself shill

>>82936390
AGAIN LITERALLY THE FUCKING OTHER WAY AROUND, except everything was good

So how come David failed to kill Walter at first?

more like "burn the coal or take anothers man dick in your hole, pay the alum toll"
ever race traitor and fag got aliened
only the white straight "couple" lived

>>82936542
He says something along the lines of
"There have been a few upgrades in the latest models" or something like that. In other words, they made them harder to kill.

>>82936340
Basically. Ridley's intent with Alien was to make the viewer feel raped. Giger designed everything from the alien to the ship environments after dicks and vaginas.

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Anyone else noticed the flashing thing near the water in the wide shot when they were talking about the lack of noise from animals?

>>82936605
Yeah, Walter is self healing. That wound in his neck where David stabbed him closed itself, and when David left Walter was sitting there for a moment repairing himself. It's one of the giveaways that David takes his place, after the fight "Walter" has those scratches on his face, that he fixes manually on the Covenant ship.

>>82936639
Didn't notice anything. What's the implication?

>>82936652
Oh, that's what it was. The wound closing just didn't register with me at all.
Whatever though, that fight scene was still fucking stupid and completely unnecessary.

>>82921351
I hope Walter is still alive the conflict between him and David was interesting as fuck for what little we got.

>>82936684
predators

>>82936714
yeah the fighting was really out of place. They just needed a way to pull the switcheroo with the droids and I guess a fight scene was the easiest way to show it.

>>82936727
Well Walter can repair himself. Unless David broke him into pieces and buried all the pieces separately, he's probably going to come back.

>>82922264
That's their population control method

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>that bad CGI of the solar flare
And how were they trying to harvest energy with a solar sail? You need solar cells for that, a sail is used for kinetic energy and moving the ship.

>>82936936
the neutrinos tho

>>82927617
>who's idea was that all the members of the expedition should be married to each other?
It was a one way trip and the crew would be settling on the new planet with the colonists, so from that angle it made sense that it was couples

>>82936936
its 2104, solar sails can be solar cells too... just like its planned now

Was the "twist" ending was the most obvious twist in movie history?

>>82937025
>It was a one way trip
>mother ship cant land?

they just going to leave it in orbit? send it back to earth to pick up a new colony crew

>>82921351
>Alien had no sex scene in the original
That probably is what made it so good.

>>82925045
How would our colonial ventures have survived without faggotry? With a ehile lot less style, that's for sure!

>>82925102
>more rations to the guys who create drama even though they are MEN

Yup, sounds like the perfect recipe for success.

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>>82921351
>implying a sex scene is ever unnescessary

>>82936639
pretty sure that was just the ship the came in on and the shot was showing how far they had moved from the landing site, thought that was obvious, unless you've picked up on something I haven't?

Why does every big budget Hollywood movie try to hard to push the "WHITE WOMEN SHOULD FUCK NIGGERS" meme so hard?

>>82938677

she's Mexican, you can kill yourself now.