Why does Kingsman get so much hate on this board? Is it just

It's popular, so they have to pretend they didn't enjoy it too. They'll call it reddit but then go rave about how much they love twin peaks the next thread over.

>>82920901
it wanst a bad movie, i just thought it was boring and stopped watching about halfway through

>>82920901
It's too smug about itself. Don't really know how to say it.
And the action sequences were lame cartoony cgi.

>>82921280
Huh? Firth did all the stunts himself.

>>82920901
Wasn't that good. First Class is superior.

>>82922080
Are they even comparable?

>>82920901
Solid film. It knows what it is and pokes fun at the genre with a little smugness.

That said it is formulaic as hell.

>>82922792
>That said it is formulaic as hell.
Isn't that the point? You can't poke fun at the genre without, you know, being like the genre.

>>82922057

wtf! I love bad movies now!

>>82923094
This... isn't an argument.

I don't know, I've always enjoyed it. Good action movie.

Name a better action scene than this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25683IE5v9g

Hard mode: There is no hard mode because you can't do it.

>>82923870
kino

>>82920901
>Muh church scene XD XD
Let's be real if you took this overrated piece of shit scene out, then retards would see it for what it really is: Product placment with a shit storyline

>>82920901
MEMES
MAKETH
MOVIE

>>82923870
>>82924060
See what I mean? This retard thinks this is the only redeeming feature of the film.

>>82923870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MqmpL6X_8w

>>82920901
As >>82921280 said it is smug. I feel like they're all trying to act as 'gentlemen' in a James Bond way but fail miserably and just results in a stupid movie that takes itself too seriously.

Also, the ending was garbage and didn't fit with the whole 'gentlemen' / James Bond schtick they were going for.

Will you fuck me in the ass now? Really?

>>82923870
KINGSMAN REDDITOR ETERNALLY BTFO! HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQNBg6I29gI

>>82920901
This movie was widely loved on /tv/ when it came out.

It's kind of hilarious that 90% of the people in this thread are newfags completely oblivious to this, including you, OP.

I don't think the level of violence fit the movie

>>82924060
>Product placement
I didn't think it was possible to sound more retarded than Donald Trump, but you managed it.

>>82923870
https://youtu.be/WDlZ_SXx5gA
Wow that was hard. But I guess you can keep your "le epic gory racists getting pwned XDDD"

>>82924141
I think it was meant to be unexpectedly violent. You go in expecting a nice James Bond clone with based Colin Firth, and you get f-bombs and exploding heads.

>>82924152
Here's one example for you reddit:

What was the meal between Sam Jackson and Colin Firth? Hmmm, reddit? Do you remember?

>>82924194
If I don't remember then I guess that means there must not have been any product placement.

reddit

>>82924212
Don't start acting coy because you got btfo. You now know exactly what Im talking about.

>>82924232
Yeah, I do, but it's silly to argue that was product placement when I didn't even remember it happened until you reminded me.

>>82924245
>the world is created by my own perception of reality
I've got some news for you anon.

>>82924267
Even if you say it isn't, I won't believe you, because you're just a figment of my imagination.

Because it has a scene involving the massacre of a church-full of your typical anons.

>>82924126
>>82924482
Really makes me think that the hate only started when psychotic Trump-loving right-wingers started using this site.

>This is the part where I'd tell you my plan, lock you up, you escape and then save the day
>this isn't that kind of movie though ;^)
>*shoots him in the head unconscious*

kino

>>82921280
>And the action sequences were lame cartoony cgi.
Was it cgi?
Something about the church fight looked really off. Like, it looked really bad, but I couldn't put my finger on it. Maybe the pace, I dunno.
I also remember that at one time someone gets fire on his a head or something, that looked really fucking terrible.

>>82924707
>>*shoots him in the head unconscious*
>unconscious
Uh, I have bad news for you.

>>82924763
It wasn't CGI, but it was sped up, which is the opposite of what most action scenes do, and that probably bothered you.

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>>82924765
Anon you know he's alive in Kingsman 2 don't you?

>>82924765
>>82924786

Anon BTFO

>>82924786
I, uh, actually did not know that. My bad.

I'm glad to hear that though. Kingsman made Colin Firth look like a total fucking badass.

Nyanners
maketh
man.

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>>82925989
>Nyanners

>>82920901
1. It's Reddit
2. It's memes

>>82926091
Ah yes, Reddit and memes. Codeword for "This is actually a good film so I can't find anything to insult about it."

>>82926067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOC6XRv1vHA

>>82922616
Well they were just compared, so what do you think?

>>82924060
>hurrr muh product placement

All movies have product placement dipshit. What a dumb reason to hate a movie.

>>82926229
Just because they were compared doesn't mean they're comparable.

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>>82926169
What in the goddamn?

>>82926290
He's a Trump supporter, what do you expect?

>>82926334

So? What's wrong with being a Trump supporter?

Go cry in your safe space you faggot.

>>82926369
>#triggered

>>82920901
I had a blast watching it. But it's a guilty pleasure, and like other anons have said it is smug.
Very Reddit, but Reddit can be enjoyable sometimes.

>>82926814
>being smug is "very reddit"
Interesting comment.

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>>82924111
It doesn't take itself seriously at all though. It's one big pisstake of the whole James Bond thing and the over the top "posh British" trope clashing with a chav, a type of person far more indicative of London. I don't think there's a single moment in the film where it isn't being incredibly tongue in cheek.

Is this film, ironically given its mockery of it, too British in it's humour for some people. Do some people just not get it?

>I don't like something minute about it but my vocabulary is too stunted from memeing to actually elaborate on it
>I know!
>reddit reddit reddit!

>d-do I fit in now guys?

yfw kingsman 2 has trump die just like the first movie had obama's head explode

>>82927016
>d-do I fit in now guys?
No.

But there is another place where you would fit in.

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>>82927043
There's no way Trump isn't already dead though. He's exactly the kind of person who would have been at the party at the end.

>>82921111
Quads do not lie.
/Tv/ and /mu/ are the most contrarian boards on 4chan since they are filled with underaged faggots.

I watched it with some friends in the cinema. It was alright, enjoyed it but never really intend on watching it again. Might go see the sequel.

>>82927066
Dubs confirm

>>82920901
I don't seem to remember any hate geared to wards the movie, at least not more than the usual /tv/ shitflinging on any given movie.

>>82927066
/mu/ maybe, /tv/ not really. You just refuse to watch good movies

>>82927043
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/feb/16/matthew-vaughn-obama-kingsman-the-secret-service

Obama didn't die in Kingsman.

>>82927212
I'm glad he didn't shoot the doggo.

>>82927199
/tv/ is much more contrarian than /mu/.

>>82927216
>we made it look exactly like him but we're going to say it wasn't him so we don't get in trouble :^)

>>82927408
>exactly like him
Literally just a black guy's back at some table in what looks like a government building. Wow, it's clearly Obama.

>>82927463
black guy with the same physique and hair, blatantly stated to intentionally look like obama

>>82927634
I know it's easy to forget now that Trump's in office and is extremely racist, but a lot of black people worked in American government.

>>82927377
stop watching capeshit, /tv/ is not contrarian ;)

>>82927809
You just contradicted yourself.

This is reddit
>This is memes
This is reddit
>This is memes
This is reddit
>This is memes
This is reddit
>This is memes

>>82927809
I don't even watch capeshit fsggot. Still doesn't mean that this board isn't contrarian as shit because it's filled with 13 year olds. Like yourself.

>>82926169
kino

>>82920901
it's a fun movie about attractive, successful men, enjoyed by lots of normal people

/tv/ doesn't like most things, but you're particularly dumb for expecting /tv/ to like this

>>82920901
No idea. First one was dumb as hell but actually enjoyable. So, better than most capeshit movies that keep being shilled here.

The main character was awful, the humor was lame, normie tier shit like sam jackson talking with a lisp but made fun of brits for talking funny, the story of a delinquent being taken in by a secret organization is the *record scratch* "So this is me. I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation. Well it all started with..." of premises and the killing of racist christians power fantasy was reddit incarnate.

>>82924194
McDonald's, right.

And I guess it was product placement when Pulp Fiction opened with Jules and Vincent talking about Quarter Pounders, right?

It's a perfectly good movie. Anyone who doesn't like it is either :

A) 13-20 year old sperglord contrarian
B) movie snob
C) troll

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At the end the world is blasted with something that makes everyone want to kill each other for a solid 15 minutes. The hero's little brother is barely saved because he's locked in another room and the mom is trying to break down the door to kill him. All I'm thinking about is how 99% of all babies on earth were with their moms when this happened and were probably smashed down on the floor like a touchdown celebration. This thought distracted me through the whole ending.

I turned it off after 30 minutes. Honestly one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The humour sucked and the fight scenes were cartoony garbage. I get that it's supposed to be bad, but it was really just painful. Don't know how anyone over the age of 12 could like this flick.

>>82923128
This... is how redditors speak

>>82929503
But... it WAS liked on /tv/ when it came out.

/tv/ went to complete shit in 2016 with BvS. For some reason that unlocked the floodgates of shitposting and the mods just stopped caring.

>>82929889
This... still isn't an argument.

>>82929844
>I get that it's supposed to be bad
Uh... no it isn't.

>>82929736
The difference between the two is that the McDonald's advertisement in PF is that it tied into the conversation they were having. In Kingsmen they beat you over the head with it by having it in a mcdonalds. It's up there with Arressted Development with Tobia and Carl Weathers in a burger king and making note of it. The difference is that AD is a cynical comedy, not a movie.

>>82929963
Came here to say this. If I had gold I'd give it you, gentlesir

>>82929993
Really? Jesus Christ...

>>82920901
I watched it without ever reading a thread and I fucking hated every minute of it.
It's so lame, and thinks it's such hot shit.

>>82920901
It's reddit libshit in its purest essence.
you don't have to be contrarian to hate it, just being a balanced and moderate individual is enough.

>>82920901
It's an alright film, it's just incredibly overrated.

>>82929944
Good times.

>>82930035
Like, did you not look at a fucking review? The cinematography of the action scenes is consistently the biggest point of praise.

>>82927833
oh boy. capeshit is for 12 year olds, this should not be considered a contrarian opinion, but now /tv/ is full of redditors I guess.

>>82927848
we have good taste and shit on meme flicks like this, nobody is a contrarian. watch more film.

>>82930163
Superhero films are highly praised by everyone. By shitting on them you are indeed being contrarian.

>the biggest criticism /tv/ can come up with is that the movie "thinks it's cool"

Hit a little too close to home there, did it, chumps?

>>82929994
There was never a scene in Kingsman "at a mcdonalds", this is how I know you didn't watch it.

>>82930126
This thread is 90% anti-Kingsman, if this is overrated I'd hate to see underrated.

>>82930247
I'm sure the anon is referring to when colin firth and the villain have mcdonalds as a banquet

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>>82926979

>>82930163
Nigga I've never seen the Kingsman and I don't watch capeshit. I don't go around shitting on it like all you kiddies who want to be sophisticated film critics but you are just underaged faggots.

>>82923870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3THL_7Z29Y

Really any scene from John Wick. Kingsman is good, just not for that reason.

>>82930229
Kek this was worded perfectly I'm gonna co-opt this response and use it on every board I browse thanks brother

>>82930247
You're right. I got the dinner scene catered by McDonalds mixed up with the Arrested Development BK scene because they were both a joke.

>>82930190
these are the people I share a board with. I see now why you would think there are contrarians, don't worry, it'll all make sense when you turn 18

>>82930381
You're welcome. Always nice to see my posts appreciated.

>>82930431
>don't worry, it'll all make sense when you turn 18
From the sounds of it, this hasn't happened to you yet.

>>82930292
>>82930401
Calling it product placement is still fucking retarded, the whole humor of the scene is that you're expecting something sinister and it's fucking McDonald's, the most pleb of foods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP83kn5aYxo

>>82930585
I get the joke. I just didn't care for it. You can like the movie, anon. I'm just saying why I didn't.

>>82931426
That's fine with me, my problem is more with the idiot who came in guns blazing earlier and said some dumbass shit: >>82924060

Which is clearly not you since you aren't screaming about Reddit and such.

/tv/ hates fun while at the same time feeling smart for hating anything that's even remotely popular. That's basically it.

It gets fellated all the time here, despite being a dogshit chav movie.

>>82920901
wtf i love bespoke suits and mcdonalds now!

>>82920901
>Why does Kingsman get so much hate on this board?

It didn't until reddit started talking about it. It used to be pretty popular here.

>>82920901
>all this autism over a movie
I love /tv/ sometimes. It makes me wonder how any of them function in society.

>>82932090
>>82932158
t. fimplefrugs

>>82921111
>>82927066
the truth is in the numbers

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KICK-ASS > FIRST CLASS > KINGSMAN

>>82932158
>when you can't come up with an argument so you just keep pretending you're different people complaining about the exact same thing

>>82932609
Layer Cake > Vaughn's other filmography