Fellow citizens of the Aventine!

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>this show will never get a Constantine period reboot
>if it does, it will be shit

feels bad mang

CAIVS.

IVLIVS.

CAESAR.

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>cannons to the left of me
>cannons to the right of me

>>82958458
You look like a Gaul!

Go back to Gaul, Gingernut!

>>82958458
I'll not deny, friend, I have a Gallic look about me, but I'm as solid a Roman as anyone!

>>82959396
:(

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>>82958458
Why did romans make those weird gestures? Were they the precursors to the "watch it chrissy" hand gesture?

>>82960887
Yes Latin people speak with their hands

TRVE ROMAN BREAD FOR TRVE ROMANS

AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM

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The roman woman can't stop getting GAULED !

13 ;_;

>>82961221
X I I I
I
I
I

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WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

>rome will never get the 4 seasons it deserved
ITS NOT FAIR

>>82958458
>back when HBO and BBC weren't SJW shills

>>82959396
>Byzantine are Romans meme
no

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>>82961592
>Constantine was Byzantine

Let me guess, you're American

>>82961181
Julius genocided millions of you tall bastards

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>tfw no season 3 covering the Judea revolt and Cleopatras bastard serving Rome to become a minor lord in Egypt

>No seasons covering the campain into Germany

>No Season following two roman soldiers influcing bigger events during Justinians reign

>>82961480
We can, friend, we just need to kick out all the Muslims and Niggers and start striving for glory and wisdom again.

>>82958458
CAHK

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>>82961592
Not like there's any other Rome.

>>82958458
Go back to gaul !

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>>82961630
But what you gonna do now little latin boy

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>Finally, he set aside a room in the palace and there committed his indecencies, always standing nude at the door of the room, as the harlots do, and shaking the curtain which hung from gold rings, while in a soft and melting voice he solicited the passers-by. There were, of course, men who had been specially instructed to play their part. For, as in other matters, so in this business, too, he had numerous agents who sought out those who could best please him by their foulness. He would collect money from his patrons and give himself airs over his gains; he would also dispute with his associates in this shameful occupation, claiming that he had more lovers than they and took in more money.
tfw no season about Emperor Elagabalus

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>>82961744
Uncle Julius will sort you monstrous barbarians out

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>>82961794
>>82961744

>>82961794
>>82961871
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallo-Roman_culture

WE WUZ ROMANZ NOW !

>>82961871
Why did they kill him anyway?

>>82962080
Literally a sacrifice

>>82962080
It made a good show for the people.

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>>82961650
>no prequel series about the Punic Wars

JUNO'S CUNT

>>82962844
IT'S HOTTER THAN VULCAN'S COCK

>>82962844
>>82962864
I FUCK CONCORD IN HER ARSE

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>>82959396
> implying a Punic Wars prequel wouldn't be better

>>82963370
Does she play a cunt in everything she's in? This, Luther, and GOT

>Tfw they turned Timon into a Jew to please Jew producers and gave his subplot more time than Mark Antony's in the middle of the second season.

Bo one cares about your history Jews. Stop forcing it everywhere.

>>82963468
It was the lead in for the Judea rebellion that season three was going to have

>>82963468
I care

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HE REFUSES TO EAT ME!

>>82963400

Yeah, actual women suck, don't they?

>>82963504
Were they going to show the massive genocide the Jews were going to commit first?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitos_War

>The Kitos War (115–117; Hebrew: מרד הגלויות: mered ha'galuyot or mered ha'tfutzot [מרד התפוצות]; translation: rebellion of the diaspora. Latin: Tumultus Iudaicus) occurred during the period of the Jewish–Roman wars, 66–136. While the majority of the Roman armies were fighting Trajan's Parthian War on the eastern border of the Roman Empire, major uprisings by ethnic Judeans in Cyrenaica, Cyprus and Egypt spiraled out of control, resulting in a widespread slaughter of left behind Roman garrisons and Roman citizens by Jewish rebels. Some of the areas with the heaviest massacres were left so utterly annihilated that others were made to settle these areas to prevent the absence of any remaining presence. The rebellions were finally crushed by Roman legionary forces, chiefly by the Roman general Lusius Quietus, whose nomen later gave the conflict its title, as "Kitos" is a later corruption of Quietus.

SONS OF DES!

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All I want is a series about the Late Roman Empire where the soldiers are dressed appropriately

Every time there's any piece of media about the Late Roman Empire they're always dressed like they would've been four centuries earlier and it makes me sad

>>82961871
ROME'D

>>82961592
>implying the western cucks were
Rome ended with the split

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Did they really have brain surgery?

>>82964212

What is that, trepanning? Uh yeah you could call it that.

>>82964212
yes

>>82963632
4th century romans are so heckin aesthetic

>>82964359
>heckin aesthetic
kill yourself

>>82964359
they look like flaming fags, but w/e, we're on 4chan

Did you think you were going to be killed? Ha, its just me the sun god! Enjoy my rays plebs!

>>82959396
>not year of four emperors

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>>82964445

oops forgot my pic of the one real god and ruler

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>>82964441
YOU look like a flaming fag

>>82963549
Obviously not, because they occured sixty years later, you idiot

>>82958458
MY WIFE MY WIFE!!

>>82961510
IF IT HAD 4 SEASONS, WOULD WE LOVE IT AS MUCH?

>>82964604
if it had 4 seasons of that cast, yes

>>82964604
kill yourself capitalising queer

>>82960887
to communicate with those too far away to hear the words

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HE WAS A CONSUL

OF


ROME

SHAME ON THE HOUSE OF PTOLEMY

FOR SUCH BARBARITY

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>>82964741
>that scene where the slave squirts her titty milk on caesar's corpse

Question for Classical experts only: My friend Barnard claims that Romans mostly spoke in Greek and when they spoke in Latin they pronounced Us as Ws. Any truth to this?

>>82961592
>
>
>

>>82967087
Excellent points well-made.

>>82967059
I don't know Latin but the educated Roman elites would definitely have written, read and spoken Greek.

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>there will never be a reboot that covers Rome from the birth of Remus and Romulus to the final sack.

>>82964212
They did make holes in the skull to remove pressure and excess fluids yes.

>>82967748
>romulus and remus
This series was about historical accuracy not absolute fantasy.

They needed 8 more seasons and massive battles with 100,000 men all moving in formation and fighting on a grand scale. Fuck the cost, just do it.

>>82968013
And whos gonna pay for it, fatty?

>>82968058
Carthage

>always thought you were a patrician until watching rome
>realize you were a lowly pleb all along

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>>82968095
*Blocks your pass*

>I could have half the whores in Narbo for that, and their mothers.

>>82968194
he was black

>>82968234
HOL UP

>>82960887
Actor, prostitute, or unclean tradesman detected

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>>82967904
>This series was about historical accuracy

>>82968234
Actually he was brown. Pretty big difference really

>>82968282
PERSON OF COLOR YOU RACIST FUCK

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I PISS ON HER

I SHIT ON HER

>>82968310
HE WUZ A CONSUL OF ROAM N SHIET

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Hello, I'm now an obvious homosexual. Deal w/it

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>rome got cut short while game of shits is spiraling out over 4 extra seasons

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What was the best ancient Roman food? I've heard that if you were rich, you could eat beef, pork, lamb, chicken, and fish, dormice, and snails, but if you were poor, you ate mostly lentils and cucumbers, onions, garlic, and lettuce, fruit like apples and figs, nuts, and sometimes cheese and eggs.

>>82968475
Pig vulvas were considered a delicacy.

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>>82968381
life is cruel

>>82968475
Garum

>>82968544
What, in your opinion, are the differences between garum and Lea&Perrins?

>>82962080
light entertainment

>>82967904
They probably weren't raised by a wolf but there was almost certainly a real king Romulus that founded Rome.

>>82968575
True Roman fish sauce for true Romans

>>82968342
Do you think he enjoys beating his wife because he has confusing emotions regarding getting beaten by Anthony?

>>82968342
worst character in the show due to poor acting

>>82959396
worthless time period

>>82968194
hello ivory merchant

>>82964512
Look at that cheeky bastard with his plumbata. He's totally caving a barbarian skull with that things and he knows it!

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>>82960887
It's a Latin people thing

>>82964669

pretty much this

>>82968475
>lentils and cucumbers, onions, garlic, lettuce, fruit like apples and figs, nuts, and sometimes cheese and eggs

Being a well to do peasant must have been pretty nice desu

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he was a tonsil of Rome!

>>82969190
You can buy all that stuff with EBT.

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>>82968194
*reconquers Hispania*

>>82964212
Well no, but they did do pic related.

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will HBO ever have a better scene than this?

>>82969574
Antony's suicide was pretty decent too. Managed to make me feel sorry for the the hedonistic bastard.

>>82961592
>Dude if you change the capital of an empire, it's totaly not the same empire LMAO
How can people so dumb exist

>>82961592
>>82961626
>>82968770
You are shit.

>>82969247

and its full of fucking pesticides and hormones

>>82964212
he was tweezering a piece of brazier out of his head, not exactly brain surgery

but notice how pullo's character becomes much more freindly and docile after this happens

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>>82969724
>when Vorenus tells Cleo to shut the fuck up

>>82969574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGYI1UHK5jM

they already did. top kino

>>82961120
TRVE AFRICAN BVLLS FOR TRVE ROMAN CVCKHOLDS

SALVE, LUCIUS VORENUS!

>>82971229
Octavian's triumph was such a let down by comparison. Especially since it was Julii Cooper's last scene and the culmination of the entire second season.

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>>82968342
DO NOT SULLY MY LEGACY PLEBIAN SCUM

>>82972120
Octavian was a plebeian though

>>82972149
Just making sure superior Octavian was represented in the thread guy.

>>82958458
FAKKIN GAUL

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These being the words of Marcus Tullius Cicero:

When I was a young man, I defended the State. As an old man, I shall not abandon it. I give sincere thanks to Mark Antony, who has generously presented me with the most promising theme imaginable. I address you directly, Antony. Please listen as if you were sober and intelligent, and not a drink-sodden, sex-addled wreck. You are certainly not without accomplishments: it is a rare man who can boast of becoming a bankrupt before even coming of age. You have brought upon us war, pestilence and destruction. You are Rome's Helen of Troy. But then a woman's role has always suited you best.