Why does Hollywood make comedies with such unrealistic premises?

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Y-yeah, s-s-so unrealistic ..

It's not possible, is it?

I'd like to see a 20 year old virgin movie. I think that'd be hilarious tbqh. Still really unrealistic but not as far out as 40 years old.

>it's an OP pretends he's a chad episode again

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>>83016912
what do you mean unrealistic?

I'm a 26yo kissless hugless virgin, never had a gf or female friends. I think this will continue til I'm 40 (if I didn't choose the exit bag until then).

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>3 years and 6 months to wizardhood

>>83018628
lol sure thing, nice meme

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I know, like who could imagine such a thing?

>>83018715
>4 years and 2 months for me

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>>83018966
what meme?
I'm telling the truth.

I never saw a tit or a vagoo IRL, never even got a kiss on the cheek or something.
have not even been hugged by a girl before.
I'm a complete social cripple and things don't change when you continue to do nothing against it.

if only I managed to kill myself already, that would be nice but dying is scary and I kinda want to know what /tv/ is up to in the future..

>>83019236
get a whore, wear a condom
It won't quell the crushing despair and loneliness but you'll forget about wizarding

Actually my best friend is 31 and a virgin, so i dont se the unreallistic in the premise

>>83016912
The only unrealistic thing about it was that he actually had a chance to get laid on the first night he went out. Someone was litteraly throwing herself at him.

This never happens irl. At least not to socially awkward people.

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>>83019289
>get a whore
why don't I just strap down my condom and squeeze into the whore cannon and fire myself off into whoreland where whores grow on whorries?

no seriously, I have no idea how that even works ( sex and getting a whore).

>>83016912
So they don't accidentally hurt anyone's feelings.
No one could possible manage to retain their virginity beyond 20 years old, hence the premise of the movie pictured in your post.

>>83019289
Not him but here's another story. I only had one girlfriend when I was in high school, which was a fluke. I never had any friends and girls all thought I was annoying or creepy. Fast forward 10 years later; I'm 26 years old and haven't had a girl pay attention to me since. I grew up to look like a kid so nobody respects me. Women ignore me and men push me around because I'm a soft target. Last year I snapped and had sex with about six different prostitutes. Now I get mad yeast infections on my benis. Whores, not even once.

>>83019498
>No one could possible manage to retain their virginity beyond 20 years old
Dude I'm a 26yo touchless virgin, it is absolutely possible.

>>83019236
I was the same until I was 25. Then I fucked someone off of craigslist. Didn't really fix anything though. Still missed out on ever having normal social development and a relationship. I don't know if there's even a point for 20+ year old virgins to have sex. I think I would've been better off not knowing what it's like.

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>>83019554
Just be yourself, bro.

>>83019434
I'm being serious, look in your phone book or on the internet for escort, find one that you think is attractive. When you meet her tell her you're a virgin, she will take care of you.

>>83019605
>I think I would've been better off not knowing what it's like.
Finally someone else who feels this way. I thought I was the only one.

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>>83019651
>>83019605
>Spending your life in willful ignorance
>wanting to die, never having realized that sex is immensely overrated and only worthwhile because of the opportunity for intimacy and emotional bonding which it affords you if you share the experience with the right person
Why though? Knowing that, you can take the concept off that pedestal you keep it on and feel entirely secure in disregarding the people who seem to have nothing else to live for except fucking random people and endlessly bragging about it as if it means something.

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>>83019640
I am myself but I am nothing and I'm a nobody and I can't function in the outside world. I live my life behind a screen.

>>83019647
I looked it up on the internet before but I live in a small town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and there is no whores here in the region.

I also have only like 30€ in the bank and I need that to survive til the end of the month.

>>83019877
>I live my life behind a screen.
Much like everyone else.

>>83018715
when does wizard mode start?

>>83019780
>>wanting to die, never having realized that sex is immensely overrated and only worthwhile because of the opportunity for intimacy and emotional bonding which it affords you if you share the experience with the right person
I know it's not about the sex itself. Fucking the 6+ prostitutes didn't solve anything for me, it only made me more sad because I realized that I'll never have another shot at intimacy like I had when I was 17 years old. I really would rather never have had any girl like me than get to experience one and then live a life of isolation and die alone.

>>83019999
>I realized that I'll never have another shot at intimacy like I had when I was 17 years old.
How old are you now? Unless the answer is "80 and on my deathbed" then you still have a shot.
Telling yourself repeatedly that you don't is not going to do you any favors.
It will become like a mantra of depression for you.

>>83020119
I'm 26. I'm sorry but I just don't see how a person builds a normal social life from nothing at this age. Lacking proper socialization actually damages you permanently in ways that I don't expect you to understand. Just know that it's not all simple.

my first one was not even that special. It was kinda weird

although that warm feeling is pretty great desu

>>83019999
>>83020247

Where are you from?

If you're from the U.S. or Canada, and at least 5/10, there should be no problem getting a FWB situation through Okcupid or other dating apps.

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>>83020247
>Lacking proper socialization actually damages you permanently in ways that I don't expect you to understand.
Breh... I've been a tripfag on /tv/ for almost as long as this board has existed.

>>83020316
>and at least 5/10,
I'm decidedly below average in the looks department. I still look like a teenager. I have narrow shoulders and tiny wrists. I still get carded at liquor stores and usually the first comment people make is how young I look. Most of the escorts I saw didn't believe me when I told them my age.

>>83020247
This. People expect you to act a certain way or say certain things and when you don't they think you're fucking wierd.
Also most people are very shallow and only talk about other people behind their backs.

>>83020459
The main problem there seems to be that you are pretending every single person on the planet is exactly the same and none of them are in a similar position as you or can relate.
There is no shortage of people who can, if nothing else, sympathize with your plight if you gave them a chance.
>very shallow and only talk about other people behind their backs
As you are doing right now.
>>83020407
So fuck teenagers. Who gives a shit?

>>83020407
I'd say try it out anyways.

The worst possible scenario is women not messaging you back. It's ridiculously low risk.

You're obviously able to converse a great deal, so don't worry about that. And if you're going to mention your situation to them, do it after talking to them a bit and making it clear that you're not needy.

>>83020589
The first thing people judge you on is how you look. I'm guilty of this as well but i've opted out of the gene pool, it just baffles me why other people think that's not ok.

>>83020723
The worst possible scenario is you having another memory of rejection and wonder why no matter how much you improve it's never enough.

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>MFW I'm a 47 year old virgin, and my adopted son lost his has had more girlfriends in 5 years then I have in my life.

>>83020840
I judge people more on how they dress, rather than their facial features. Unless of course they're lardasses

Lol, it literally only takes a few hours a week of working out for a year or so, buying clothes that fit, and getting a haircut. Voila, you are now more attractive than 90% of the population.

You people are just too lazy or enjoy living in mystery, admit it.

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>>83016912

>>83020840
Yeah, but when you're actually interacting with another person face to face there's a lot more which quickly come into play. As cliche as it sounds, looks aren't everything. Especially when you're already at the stage where you're talking to someone.
Sure, physically attractive people garner a lot of positive attention and get a shitload of preferential treatment, but you'd have to be living in a real elitist shithole for every person you meet to be immediately dismissive of you or thinking less of you just because you don't look like a supermodel.

>>83020982
>my adopted son lost his has had more girlfriends
>lost his has had more
Hoisted by your own petard.

>>83016912

How did live in such a nice apartment working as a grunt at smart tech? And maintain his toy hobby? And its in LA. Like WTF?

>>83020982
>a 47 year old womanless man virgin is allowed to adopt a son

Why? Why is this allowed? In what sick, perverted country did this happen?

>>83021204
It's made up

>>83019966
30

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>>83020982

>>83021186
He was single

>>83019236
I know a guy with extreme anxiety. He NEVER speaks. I've heard him say maybe ten words the last two years. He never dances, just stands there.

You can imagine the awkwardness when he had to give a speech during his wedding

>>83019780
My fiancé gave me a handjob in the car earlier. When we got home we ran to the bed and fucked like crazy. She told me she loved me more than anything and fell asleep on my chest. I cried tears of joy before I too fell asleep. This is 100% true, happened four hours ago.

>>83018715
3 years 1 month here. Can't wait to use my wizard powers to go back in time and get a high school gf

>>83021454
Yeah right. I pay $500/month extra in rent for the luxury of living alone. It hurts.

>>83021672
You should sleep more.

>>83021672
Enjoy it while it lasts, bub

>>83021753
Your powers are supposed to rid you of all lust and desire - not the opposite.

t. 6 months to wizard

>>83019013
Unthinkable

>>83021246
>It's made up

kekistan?

>>83018715
>>83016912
>>83019042
>>83019318
>>83020247
>>83021328
I'm 12 years away from wraith status.

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>>83020982
im 36 please god let me be dead or the world ends by the time im 47. i think i will kill myself on my 40th birthday.

My life is an experiment to prove how bullshit it is when people say men and women are equal. I know girls who do nothing but sit on their butts and they get lots and lots of sex.

>>83021833
>$500 a month

where? That is cheap as fuck!

>>83022088
when does wraith mode start?

>>83022677
50

>>83022677
Steve Carell

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Dont you ever make this thread again

>>83022089
>To live longer than forty years is bad manners, is vulgar, immoral. Who does live beyond forty? Answer that, sincerely and honestly I will tell you who do: fools and worthless fellows. I tell all old men that to their face, all these venerable old men, all these silver-haired and reverend seniors! I tell the whole world that to its face! I have a right to say so, for I shall go on living to sixty myself. To seventy! To eighty! ... Stay, let me take breath ...

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How much time do you have left /tv/

>>83019925
wow... we got a philosopher here... you really got my brain functioning brah...

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>>83019640

>>83019236
>>83020247
>tfw 25 and a half year old kissless virgin
>never been on a date, never even asked out anyone in my life
>no girl has ever even shown the slightest hint of interest in me
>only child, was already weird and hyperactive to start with
>didn't have any friends in high school so i didnt learn how to socialize with people my age, which then carried over into college, which then carried over into post-college life
>avoid talking to even co-workers because they will ask me about my life and they will see i'm a friendless autistic shut-in and i'll be a pariah at work
>literally cannot even imagine how to hit on a girl, the thought of doing so in public or even meeting a girl from tinder literally terrifies me

i can't wait to die senpai

>>83022893
good pic

>lost virginity at 20
>slept with 10+ girls since
>made no effort in last three years to get laid
>not a manlet
>fit

slap in the face to you guys i guess, but after you get over the hump you'll find fapping is better anyway

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>>83022893
Lel.
>>83022837
I'm glad I could help.

>>83022954
>avoid talking to even co-workers
>i'll be a pariah at work
Isn't that already what you are, by your own hand?

>Just turned 23 and still a kisless virgin
Tell me the truth. Did I pass the point of no return?

Jokes on you
Only 3 months till I lose my virginity to fresh virgin Asian hairy pussy

>>83022954
find a hobby, preferably something that makes you more attractive to other people (e.g. lifting)

getting good at something like that breeds self-confidence

>watch porn
>see how the guys have sex with the girl
>literally cannot understand how the sexual positions work
>feel like if i tried it, i would have no rhythm or be unable to hold myself or whatever

i dont get it

>>83017319
it is
how many guys do you know who have that one wierd uncle?

>>83023179
you gotta realize most of those positions are for the camera's benefit and not the enjoyment of the guy or the girl. also a lot of them require a monster dong to pull off

Male virgins are probably the best possible choice for a girl who wants someone very dedicated, loving, he never thinks about cheating, loves her with his entire being, tries his hardest to please her.
Instead Male virgins are regarded as creepos
Females don't even realise how many loving cuddles they are missing out on.

>>83023125
well i should rephrase, its not that i completely don't talk to people, its that basically all the stuff i say is just "observational" stuff.

like when it comes to eating lunch with people or whatever, i eat separately and alone because i dont want people to start asking me about myself and have it revealed im a friendless autist even though people probably already know that about me

>>83023233
girls don't fantasize of sleeping with someone no one else wants who is seen as pathetic by the rest of society

>>83023233
as a 25 year old virgin, this may make sense on paper but in reality its completely different.

male virgins are likely the types that are probably going to be clingy and a girl especially wont like to be with a guy who everyone else thinks is undesirable and pathetic

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>tfw 26
>have fucked three girls, wasn't really attracted to any of them


I'm intimidated by the girls I am attracted to but I could easily get girls I'm not attracted to. I'm not willing to lower my standards though

dont lose hope brehs

once you break the seal it gets a lot easier

>>83023380
This is wrong


Coming from this guy
>>83023349

>>83023135
23 was the year at which I ended up exploring sexually
Didn't really do much since then though but I gained some confidence that I at least can if I feel like it.

>>83023429
get drunk around drunk sluts in college and hope for the best because after that good fucking luck

>>83023349
I'm attracted to I would say probably like 75% of girls around my age (late teens through 20s)yet still don't even bother talking to them ;_;

But I would never be able to get any of them, let alone even know what to do on a date with htem

>>83023467
>>83023467
one of the truest lines in cinema:

>Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.

>>83023253
Do you want to be friendless though?
Because if the answer is no then you should really reconsider your decision to keep your coworkers at arms length. At least if they seem like decent people.
It's a great place to start building and expanding your circle of friends/acquaintances.

>>83023011
This. I have a gf of five years or so and I just fapped in the shower because sex can be a chore

>>83017651
>really unrealistic
>20 yrs virgin

i must be special

>>83023467
I would recommend getting on dating apps but I've had very little success on them. Maybe it's because my standards are too high but I just get maybe one date every few months. And I use five different dating apps


I don't think I'm bad looking and I have a good job (software developer) and I'm very athletic but I'm short (5'5") and am very insecure about it

>>83023598
Meh, I've heard all the horror stories about tinder, how it's like 85% guys so girls can be picky as hell, and for a guy like me (short, skinny, ugly as fuck, no friends) i would have basically zero chance at even getting a match on there.

>>83023556
unfortunately i've literally been friendless for like over a decade (25 now, friendless since around 14) and i honestly don't even know what it's like to have friends, and this fact alone makes me hesitant to even try to make them because of how socially retarded i am.

>>83023598
>>83023693
you guys are probably better off with regular dating sites vs the hookup apps, where at least you can try to meet people with similar interests rather than totally vain girls thumbing through a rolodex of dick options

>>83023179
Practice pushups, planks, and sphinx planks.

>>83023749
I roll with OkCupid, POF, Tinder, Clover and Bumble


I refuse to pay for dating apps, at least while I'm in my 20s

>>83023233
https://youtu.be/RPfx_jFZQuI

>>83016912
Why did he waste the money from his collectibles on his wedding to a grandmother?

>>83023869
put the pussy on a pedestal despite explicit instructions not to

>>83023693
You'll never know if you don't try.
And no one is saying you have to get it right the first time.
Besides, there's no reason to make friends just for the sake of making "friends".
They're supposed to be people you actually enjoy spending time with.
Unfortunately you won't know if you enjoy spending time with them until you actually do it.

>>83019289
dont listen to this Jew. you will become a powerful Wizard my Man

When I was in college for 4 years, lived in a dorm, lived on campus the remaining 3 years, and still basically ended with no friends and a virgin I gave up hope of ever being normal. I left college 3 years ago

>>83023869
I want to see the sequel where she divorces him takes 3/4 of his shit and he kills himself.

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>tfw you look back on the past and realize you had opportunities with qts in high school and college but were too dumb/cowardly to take them

>>83024056
i look back i never had a single opportunity. ever.

>>83024056
I had an opportunity with an ugly chick who wanted my dick, I still wouldn't do her now or ever again.

>>83017651
>I'd like to see a 20 year old virgin movie. I think that'd be hilarious tbqh. Still really unrealistic but not as far out as 40 years old.

They already did that in the 80's, it was called the "Last American Virgin" but it was about seniors in high school trying to finally score....like everyone else was at their age.

>>83024210
i hooked up with the same 5/10 a few times while drunk and hated myself the next day every time

>>83024056
Right when I graudated college I went on a date with a legitimate 9/10 Cambodian American girl


The date went well and we kissed at the end but the second date never happened. I was moving and she had finals and it just went away


Depressing

>>83016912
I have an uncle who's over 70, still a virgin

>have always been able to make people laugh
>have been told by people that i'm really quick-witted and should be a comedian
>listen to stand-up comedians and realize that my personality especially growing up was really similar to theirs (specifically bill burr)
>bill has literally told stories about things he did and they happened to me verbatim
>talks about what a social retard he was and how he was and still is a loner
>he lost his virginity at 19 to a 30 year old band whore
>even he was able to make it and i haven't and never will

>>83024430

What a guy

>>83018628
>>83019236
>>83019434
>>83019877
>I also have only like 30€ in the bank
Was about to ask if you're poor as fuck and can't even afford an escort once a month or so.

>>83021038
I do indeed enjoy living in mystery.

>>83021672
i, too, remember this feel

tossed it aside to see greener pastures and quickly learned the green comes by constantly tending the fields

>>83024430
Tesla and Newton died virgins @ 86 and 84, Tesla is rumoured but Newton confessed to be a virgin.

>>83021038
>few hours a week of working out for a year or so, buying clothes that fit, and getting a haircut

you forgot "showering"

>>83024546
But Newton got a fucking physical constant named after him.

>>83024546
>Newton confessed to be a virgin.
Not 100% true, but very likely.

Newton at least also had some social issues, maybe even some disorder.

>>83024546
>imagine going your whole life without ever putting benis in bagina

>>83021038
>and getting a haircut
Where's this thought coming from that single guys all have bad haircuts?

>>83016912
Not really.

Do you guys think being an only child makes you more predisposed to being an aspie

>make this same thread every day
>still gets over 100 replies

>>83017651
haha...

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I never really completely understood where you guys are coming from, I'm a 23 year old KHV no friends etc. and I can see myself being this way forever, it doesn't sadden me or anything because I don't mind the solitary life, I can do whatever I want with my money and free time, I'm only responsible for myself, and if I do want to talk to people there's the internet, I have no desire to lose my virginity either, I just masturbate when I get horny.

Then again I'm coming from a place where I've only ever had a couple of friends back in school and have never really been normal anyway. I don't even know what I'd do with a girl, most likely thing would be me ignoring her calls until she stops talking to me, maybe I just don't know what I'm missing. I'm content anyway.

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>>83024733
there's a pretty high correlation

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>>83018715
Don't worry anon, your not alone. Many of us have already put on the hat and robe, such as myself. But we will all be okay.

>>83024852
>KHV
A... what?

>>83024942
kissless hugless virgin if i had to gugess

>>83024942
Kissless-Hugless-Virgin

>>83024957
Wow, you are actually correct...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=khv

I love my v to this is qt, the day after i turned 21 in 2011 and it was one of the most beautiful experiences of my life. after we sort of dated for a little but it ran its course. it was the happiest time in my life.

We banged like in February this year though, I love her. I think i would have killed myself by now if that didn't happen, i'm genuinely sorry for anyone at an older age going through this, its truly torture and you don't deserve it ,and its probably not as much your fault as you think but its your responsibility to save yourself.

>>83024942
It's an [r9k] term for kissless hugless virgin, I learned it on another board though, their shit gets around.

>>83024983
>my v
Fuck off.

>>83023233
Male virgins are the worst bfs generally, there's a reason why there is a stigma behind it. Too clingy and have no idea what theyre doing, which ultimately bores the girl and makes them run away.

Also girls are generally grossed out by a man thats fucked less girls than she has fucked men.

my only regret is not getting nudes from more of my exes

i would honestly rather have those than still be banging them

>tfw super hot
>tfw v. charismatic and charming
>tfw still a virigin

I think the problem is most girls think im gay ;-;

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>>83024983
forgot pic

>>83024855
>what haircut you want?
>the holocaust is a lie
>say nomore, familia.

>>83022954
>>83019236
>>83019605

>Been having sex since 15
>be 24
>had over 20 partners
>thoroughly disgusted at current dating scene
>the older you get the crazier the women
>access to sex becomes a hazard
>avoiding women because no good examples of relationships going well
>women shame me for not chasing wethole fishy smelling hole which was only good when they were young and didn't have 30 cocks in college yet,
>also expecting I pay for said overused wet hole and hear it bitch and yell over nothing

>>83025054
I want to stick my thumbs in her ear gauge holes and hail hydra.

>>83024855
It's not the haircut, he could have just fucking combed his hair

>>83025044
Why not use one of those hookup apps? If I wasn't ashamed of my body (working on it, slow progress), that's what I'd do. Technology like that seems like a godsend for attractive people who just wanna fuck with no strings attached.

>>83021864
this.

>>83025192
yeah i've had a decent run and been lucky to avoid STDs... would rather jerk it to 10/10s doing filthy shit online now than stay in the current date scene

>>83019373
T.I've never hung with a bachelorette party

I've seen a guy we all know with mild downs go home with a chick, it's not hard at all you just have to put yourself in the situation

>tfw virgin until 23
>got my hands on some under-the-counter meds that helped with anxiety
>went to an anime con, met a girl, dated and eventually did benus and bagina
>broke up with her, never had a gf since
it's been almost 3 years and I can honestly say I really dont want to touch a woman again. It's not worth it. Waste of time and money. Wish I still had my virginity, at least I could have been a wizard.

>>83019605
That craigslist pussy is where its at.

>>83025234
i just like putting things in her in general :)

>>83025192
>disappointed with overused wet hole
>has overused crusty dick

>>83025106
the hair on the right is a fag haircut, every bearfag in my area has that with the short beard...it's weird how trendy it is now with regular guys.

>>83025323
fag haircut is still 10x better than the shit on the left, even if he combed that one

>>83025290
>Wish I still had my virginity, at least I could have been a wizard.
Go and ask /x/ about the ritual. That's all I'm saying.

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>>83020247
Alot of people are just babbys in grown up clothes.Dont worry anon ur probably way cooler and trembling virgins send off certain signals that girls detect.When u get to creeper mode they can sense u just want to damage their pussies.

>>83025054
>this qt


Gross

>>83018628
take the helium way out.

Im thinking about it too. Maybe a half gram of fentanyl should do the trick

>>83025585
Not him but learn how to form a coherent sentence for fuck's sake, what are you, like one of those retarded Indians who make crazy rants in the YT comment section?

>>83024983
oh and btw when we banged the first time i banged her for like 4 hours straight, while i may have had autistic levels of social skills, my virgin penis did not embarrass me that night.

I hope you at least get to see what not being alone and having someone who cares a little bit about you feels like while you're still alive, cuz its bretty good.

>>83025777
this is "bags of sand" tier plausability

>>83018715
about 3 years myself

except Im pretty much disgusted by the idea of sex. I mean vaginas in general kind of gross me out so yeah

it's weird that even though I've been laid before I still feel like I am basically turning into Carell from 40yo virgin

>>83024983
I'd rather stay a virgin then having to fuck that ugly pig you've posted, and no, it's not a torture at all, I wouldn't mind being a virgin at all if it wasn't for society hating virgin males.

>>83019373
oh that can happen at a bar or a club but its very very rare occurance.

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>tfw got "molested" by my hot 20 something nanny from the time I was pretty young all the way through to my early teens before we moved

lol just be yourselves you guys it's not that hard

>>83025794
my trips dont lie bitch.

It actually true though.
I've had some terrible sexual experiences since then though.

>>83025911
I am fucking jelly.

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>>83019236
>I never saw a tit or a vagoo IRL

How do people get out of highschool without accidentally a vagina?

>>83025870
lol youre lieing to yurself breh.

and its not that normies hate you exactly they just think youre kind of a freak, and extremely low on the social hierarchy

>>83021038
this is true. I was 225 I dropped down to 160 in like 7 or 8 months. At that weight girls started looking at me. The girl at the gym the receptionist or w/e would flirt with me. But w/e

>>83016912
OP confirmed for newfriend

>>83026024
>tfw saw a girl's tits at a high school party with jello wrestling

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When are post 18 year old virgins going to be made to wear virgin identifier badges and be put in ghettos and then taken on cattle cars to the Exterm- er, labor and education camps to help them just be themselves?

>>83016912
Lost my virginity in 8th grade. Think that made me 13 or 14.

You guys are either putting the pussy on the pedestal or one of those "I could lose my virginity if I wanted to, I-I j-just don't want to, Men Go Their Own Way ya know!" neckbeards.

>>83020247
Moving and avoiding social media are good ways to start over from scratch. You'll fell much more comfortable in a place where no one knows you and you can say "I don't have a lot of friends I just moved here".

This is a way to avoid weirding out possible new friends or women

>>83026084

Exactly. It just happens even if you're not even trying.

the dating landscape is only going to get weirder in the next 10-20 years as all these millennials who never got married wonder what the fuck they're doing with their lives at 40

I think from the age 14-18 you need to be doing social things while your brain is developing or you are fucked forever. Thanks wow... Also being the youngest in your school class fucks your pretty hard, hitting puberty after everyone else fucks you pretty much for the rest of your school life.

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>>83026192

Soon.

>>83024056
Only had a girl like me in 4th grade. Went once to a skating ring and she realized what a bore I was.

Never had a girl show interest of any sort since.

>>83026052
>lol youre lieing to yurself breh.

Yeah, because you know me better than I know myself, right?

>they just think youre kind of a freak, and extremely low on the social hierarchy

Yeah, I know, doesn't make much of a difference, though don't think that you're high on the social hierarchy for fucking an ugly weird pig.

You're just an outcast who will maybe give birth to other ugly outcasts bottom of the barrel genetic trash.

>>83026238
This is a really good point. I'm a 21 year old virgin, but posts like this give me hope. My Dad didn't get married till he was 36, so if I'm not married at that point I'm probably going to hang myself.

>>83021186
no car

>>83026268
it's a skill that needs to be trained. you're behind the 8 ball if you didnt do it in high school or college but it's still possible to make it work

cliche as fuck but you gotta find some hobby that gets you out meeting people. or make friends at work but that's not always an option if you aren't around people your age

>>83024546
Heard newton was gay so that doesnt count?

>>83026238
>tfw millenials will have easy as fuck time finding milfs to fuck

God damn.

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>>83026288
U mad?

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>>83026431
>>83025054
bait
No one in their right mind would be proud to fuck this thing

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>>83026431

>>83026431
could be cute but clearly a degenerate

tats are a massive turnoff. one of my exes got one right after high school to commemorate her friend dying and i lost all respect for her

>>83026431
>I'm totally like u guize!
>show off roastie and how great sex is

Get out you normie fuck. I'm sure there is some forums for Chads.

>>83026463
>>83026485

meh whatev

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>tfw big titty blonde just texted me and asked if I wanted her to come over and "break in my new sheets" because I posted a pic of my new bedset on insta
>tfw not even gonna text her back because I want to stay here unbothered to watch Twin Peaks alone

kek thirsty ass bitches

>>83024033
>The 41 year old divorcee
He should've used all that money to retire

>>83026431
Good lord, I mean as long as you're happy, I would rather being shot in the head than having to wake up next to that monstrosity, it (can't really call it a she) looks like the typical SJW warlus.

To each his own I guess, I am not so arrogant as to say "you're just convincing yourself you like her because you're desperate for having someone in your life", but that's what I would say if I had the presumption you have as you think everyone has your same exact tastes/needs, humans are extreme complex creatures, I can conceive some people being into ugly lardasses.

>>83026533
I'm proud of you, anon. Nice digits too.

>>83026533
pics or you lie

>>83026620
I think i know why u virgin

>>83023528
Eternal Sunshine

Jim Carrey at his best. Also it arguably the best manic pixie dream girl of any movie.

>>83026533

Smart choice. You can fuck some slut anytime, Twin Peaks revival is a once in a lifetime deal.

>>83026674
And?

I've already said I'm quite fine with it.

I'm not willing to date the blob out of desperation.

>>83026620
humans aren't that complex, you have the thought process of a pretentious child.

>>83026754
Humans are complex, just because you aren't that doesn't mean everyone is the same as you, human being come in many shapes and forms, just because you're an autist who can't understand not everyone is the same as you that doesn't make it true.

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>>83026754
>the human mind isn't complex
Damn....

>>83023818
this is pretty funny. Im pretty liberal but even I laughed at his Mike Brown jokes

>>83025106
if this is supposed to be a nazi haircut germany did in fact awaken

>>83019373
sometimes girls are literally just looking for ANY DICK

back when i was in decent shape it happened to me but i was too autismle and she gave up on me and went to another ;_;

>>83026830
Its alright brutha, id be angry and rationalize all my flaws if i was you too.

you clearly don't go out much if you think people are all complex snowflakes. on average people are fairly predictable, and off average people are just as predictable, just in a different way.

>>83023135
No. I lost mine a month before I turned 24 and now have a serious GF. There's still hope for you.

>>83023195
shut up, I'm not weird!!!

>>83026936
>you clearly don't go out much if you think people are all complex snowflakes

I just knew you would throw the "snowflake" buzzword, as you don't have a mind of your own and just regurgitate whatever you read on 4chan.

Yes, people have different tastes, intelligence, aptitudes and different individuals will react in a complete different way when put in a similar situation, just saying a meme buzzword is not an argument.

>>83026942
Literally me. The girl has to come onto me first though because I'm a retard who doesn't know how to flirt, just glad I'm pretty good looking or I'd be fucked.

>>83026533
post screencap of your text convo?

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>>83026659
Terrible pic of her but it was the only one I could find showcasing dem tiddies and that's the most important part.

>>83024430
I hate to say it but there are two options
he's gay or he is a pedophile

>>83027095
Or he doesn't care about sex.

>>83016912
>DUDE GIVE UP YOUR HOBBIES AND SELL YOUR THINGS SO YOU CAN WASTE AWAY WITH A USED UP WHORE THAT HAS THREE KIDS

>>83027127
>stay a manchild forever and never experience intimacy with anyone

>>83027127
One of those kids is an 18 year old titcow that is down to fuck when mom isn't home though.

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>>83026841
too bad everything you do and think can be predicted by a microwave

https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/193295-your-brains-response-to-disgust-can-predict-your-political-worldview-says-new-study

http://exploringthemind.com/the-mind/brain-scans-can-reveal-your-decisions-7-seconds-before-you-decide

https://www.wired.com/2008/04/mind-decision/

>>83027159
>woman couldn't accept him for what he was
>he has to accept that she was a slut with three kids that aren't his

>>83017651
Fuck

>>83027019
lol whatever u say

>>83027075
i fucked this latina once with monster tits but what sucked is she was super insecure about them and kept trying to hide them

like bitch i know stretchmarks come with the territory on those planets. i'm not gonna turn my nose up while balls deep

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>>83027159
actually thats what i'm gonna do.
I mean I'm approaching my 30s and I never had a gf and I'm a virgin so why the fuck should I bother?
I can't build relationships anyway and I will never met a cunt that I want, only single moms and fat whales.

I rather stick to videogames, porn and weed, at least that is easy and not such a hassle.

>>83027286
well if it's any consolation i've fucked my fair share and am still opting for the porn and weed future

>>83027190
You're the same guy who used the word responsibility yet you don't believe in free will and think humans are all hardwired to react the same way.

If so you are mind boggling retarded.

Also a few buzzfeed sensationalistic articles aren't proof of anything

Also determinism still doesn't disprove individuals being different from each other, so again yours is a strawman.

>>83027253
(you)
>>83027159
>Lol if I throw in my magic buzzword I'll convince him to fuck an ugly cow out of desperation!

>>83027368
>reflexively defend your """choice""" to avoid human contact because you can't admit you're a failure

>>83027286
You could always visit /vg/ and try to find a gf (male) in similar circumstances.

>>83027327
deliberation is not free will, everything you do is facilitated by 1000 layers of neurological infrastructure.

How are you moving your hands right now?

>>83027368

lol stay a virgin if you want to.

>>83027431
Again, insulting because you've clearly lost the argument isn't a convincing argument

>a failure

A failure at what?

You're clearly a nihilistic teen so how can there be winners or losers in life according to your world view?

>>83026431
ear guages are huge red flags anon

you should know that

>>83016912
My dad unironically remained a virgin until his marriage at the age of 40. He was a month from turning 41. He did it out of religiousness.

>>83027530
im not even the person you were originally arguing with retard

too bad you don't have a GF, you could brag about all the strangers you are absolutely wrecking on a mongolian macrame forum

>>83027527
>deliberation is not free will, everything you do is facilitated by 1000 layers of neurological infrastructure.

That still doesn't disprove individualism, as different individuals will react in different ways, whether that can be predicted or not

>>83027170
jeopardizing a marriage to fuck Kat Dennings

interesting.

>>83027542
yeah she freaky, but I still love her.

>>83023869
he was a dumbass to spend it on that

>>83027616
lol no, literally everything you do, right down to moving part of your finger can be measured in the brain beforehand, your brain decides for you before you do.

were gonna be living in minority report eventually if no nuke war or whatever.

>>83027263
I hate that shit, my one ex was super weird about her tits because one was a little smaller than the other one. That shit didn't bother me at all but she was super self conscious about it. When our relationship first started out she would sleep over completely nude except for one of my t shirts, and the only way I was seeing her tits is if we showered together and even then she crossed her arms against them when we faced eachother. She got over it eventually but fucking hell did it piss me off. She'd let me dump loads in her four times a day and swallow my nut but seeing her tits was off limits. Bitches are weird.

>>83027793
Again, that's a strawman argument but whatever.

>>83027824
its a neurological fact, im sorry breh your agency is an illusion created by the brain

>>83027793
not the guy you were arguing with

explain why free will cannot exist if we can prove with neurological analysis your decision before you "make" it, I legit dont understand this

>>83018628
I was like you until I lost it a week before my 27th birthday, I wasn't really trying to get a woman either and it sort of just happened.

>>83027824
and the spectrum of characteristics of human behavior and possible choices you can make in any given environment is fairly small. It can all be derived into an algorithm and everything can be predicted to horrifyingly close detail.

/r9k/ please fucking leave holy shit

You guys are pathetic

>>83027999
Ok that was mean but still leave

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>>83027999

This. I want /reddit9k/ abnormies to fuck off my planet.

>>83021672
What're you, gay?

>>83027999
Reddit spacing normalfag leave now

>>83028075
This thread was a fucking /r9k/ bait, OP himself is probably a robot LARPing as a normie.

>>83027963
if you got some time i would listen to this, they talk about compatibility of agency vs no such thing as real free will.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFa7vFkVy4g

I don't know if I'm doing it wrong but sex is not all its chalked up to be

Just lots of sweaty rubbing

how do you get laid in a small town? i'm 21 still in community college in a small town of like 5-10k people and like next year i will transfer to a local uni in a town of 20k living in a dorm


Should I just try to go to a state Uni with like 100k people? Is that what people mean when they speak on uni partying? Like how easy is it to get laid at a big state Uni? How easy is it to make friends and party?

>>83018628
Pussy on the pedestal. Just get a prostitute and get it over and done with

>>83028317
Yes, it's not much about sex, it's more about our reproductive instinct kicking him and having a partner who will ensure our genes to survive.

This is why we choose attractive and intelligent/wealthy partners, since they are more likely to produce successful offspring

>>83028215
before you even responded I knew you were going to post something with Sam Harris.

>>83028147
/reddit9k/ genetic failure go back to your containment board before we salt you like the slimy snail you are. This board and all of 4chan is NORMIES ONLY now and forever, you may have /mlp/ and /r9k/ until we decide to genocide you.

>>83016912
37 year old virgin here, my autism will blot out the sun

>>83028430
well he didnt make fmri's, i mean if you don't like him just listen to daniel dennett hes a smart guy , youre gonna have to come to your own conclusion.

you can find plenty of other people who have scrutinized this.

but either way its an interesting discussion.

>>83028371
to add to this:

I'm not really ugly or anything but I was homeschooled, have no friends or social life, and I have like a 4-5 inch circumcised dick at best and I'm insecure as fuck and depressed.

I also don't have a job or much direction and I'm just doing a shitty business degree in a small town. And i'm 5'7" 140 lbs. I look young still like a teenager, and I have long brown hair, and my parents/everyone still treats me like a kid

>>83028458
>genetic failure

Oh, a redpilled soulless eugenic wanna be poltard, you're not better than him, at least he doesn't try to hide his autism

>>83023135
Bro you've got all of your life. There's no point of no return except in whatever attitude you choose to have. It's not like women can sense you're a virgin and will refuse to sleep with you. All you need to work on is people skills and possibly working out/fashion. Doesn't matter if you're 23 or 40.

>>83028609
>LE REDPILL

Shut up you fucking retard, and fuck /pol/. What the fuck does that fat piece of shit being a genetic failure have to do with politics? You have failed to spread your genes and are a genetic failure at the most basic level. Do the world a favor and stop wasting precious resources and fucking kill yourself because you are too stupid and worthless to live.

>>83028585
>>83028371
Oh and also I have a shitload of acne on my back/upper arms, and my ass. It's disgusting. But I think I actually look pretty normal while clothed. It's just I'm short with a smallish dick and acne I guess. And then I have all these mental blocks and it's hard for me to form social relationships. I'm a pretty solitary guy, I mostly play runescape and browse 4chan in my room or get drunk. I don't know where to meet girls and I feel like even if i got one, they'd be creeped out/disappointed by my acne and small dick, and I'm having a hard time finding out what to do with my life on top of that.

>>83028620
well actually if youre a virgin in your 20's on average youve most likely miseed 1/4 to 1/3 of your entire sex life, its a huge deal and it cripples your ability to function in society.

women can definitely tell lol, most people with a brain in their head will think somethings up.

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>>83028609

This board is NORMIES ONLY. You can leave now.

>>83028704
lol hitler did nothing wrong, jus sayin

>>83028727
>>83028727
>well actually if youre a virgin in your 20's on average youve most likely miseed 1/4 to 1/3 of your entire sex life, its a huge deal and it cripples your ability to function in society.

When should you start having sex? Like assuming your sex like spans from... 14 - 49 years old, is that really 1/3 or 1/4 of it? A lot of people lose their virginity at like 15-19, most people do i think really, average age is 17, so 13-14 is young to lose it.

>>83028794
He did lots wrong, like being a degenerate that didn't spread his seed and a pedophile that shit on his own niece for sexual gratification. Also he lost the war and went out like a fucking beta. Hitler was a bitch.

>>83028802
14 to death now that viagra exists.

>>83021328
Can someone fill me in on the wizard talk

>>83028959

It's a stupid /reddit9k/ meme. They think because they couldn't even manage to get pussy, the easiest thing to do in the world, they're gonna be rewarded with wizard powers. It's fucking gay. These fags want to be Merlin when they're just Shutin.

>>83028802
well you could end up being warren buffet for all i know but as far as averages you wont be warren buffet. I would say a good age would be 15 16ish.

Well most likely you wont live to your 80's so if you die in your 60's that would have been 1/3 if you lost it at 20 and don't immediately banging girls everyday.

but im talking out of my ass a little i haven't looked at any stats about this recently.

>>83028899
nah hitler did nothing wrong brah

>>83028564
No no I enjoy Sam Harris alot. I am afriad to indulge in my liking of his philosophy for fear of seeming like a *fedora tipper

>>83029188
nice 88 you got there friend.....

>>83029105
>Not /fit/
>Gay mustache
>Beta literal /r9k/ level autist
>Killed himself instead of going out like a man

Even if you remove the philosophical and political beliefs then look at what's left that Hitler guy was a real jerk.

>>83029188
yeah i mean I dont like the idea that were flesh suits for our brains just to manipulate us buutt with the way technology is going mind reading tech is an inevitability and when that happens and trans humanism and all this sci fi shit hits the fan its going to really call into question what it means to be human. but it gunna happen unless everyone wanna teddyk shit

>>83029252

hey man i see how you feel and i get ya but all im gonna say is death to all jews, thats all im sayin mayn. Dont be so judgmental

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>>83026533
>this stuff happens irl

>>83026084
>>83026231
yeah because going to parties in highschool is completely within the realm of possibility for the sad fucks you're replying to, you're stuck in a social hole and you can't claw yourself out because you don't think you can

so yeah, it's completely possible

>>83028585
>4-5 inch circumcised dick
Anon...I...

>>83030362

Anything is possible if you just be yourself.

>>83029036
mate

you're literally assuming that one-year-olds have sex though


assuming you start being able to fuck at 13-14.. and you life until you're 60, and start fucking at 21, you missed like 7 years out of a 46 year span of fucking (assuming you life to 60) which is only 15% of your sex life's span


Assuming you start fucking at 21 and realistically we'll set the sex life span at 14-49, that's missing about 20% of your sex life given that 7 years you missed

>>83030143
godspeed Iron Felix

>>83030508
What? am i totally fucked? or is it gonna be okay? FUCK

>>83030666
idk, I've fucked plenty of girls with my 6.5 inch cock and they all considered it just average. Feel like killing myself daily because of it.

I think I would just off myself if I had a 4 inch penis.

>>83030730
Damn m8, 6.5 is like an inch above average. Honestly I don't know how big my dick is, like I've measured it and it was 5.5 bone pressed or whatever, but I say 4-5 because that's what it feels like.

I honestly don't give enough of a shit about sex to kill myself over that though, there's still things I enjoy living. I'll kill myself if my health goes bad though

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You know, I've never had a gf and have been friendless for so long and, despite recognizing a lot of my own flaws, have done pretty much absolutely nothing with the intent of improving my odds. It's been this way now for so many years that I'm starting to think I just fundamentally don't care about human interaction and the only thing that makes me desire at all for any contact is social norms pressuring biological urges that would otherwise be easily circumvented. I start to think about what I'd do with friends if I had them and I have no answer. In fact, it seems like a burden, both having to entertain and be entertained by someone else, same thing with a girl. There are a few activities I miss out on that I would otherwise like to participate in but can't because of being friendless, but really even if things were different I I'd be acting with the intent of satisfying myself during that time, not enjoying it as part of a friendship. I don't have much interest in sex but what I do have can be satisfied with masturbation, which is a lot less work than seducing a woman and dealing with her afterwards. I think a lot of people are this way and might not realize it.

>>83031035
iktf. i think sex would be nice but honestly fapping satisfies me pretty well. being a normie is like a rat race.

>single moms or trash women are attracted to you
>they think you're a fag when you don't reply to their advances

utterly disgusting, da phuc.

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>>83019999
At least no one can ever take your quads away.

>>83021038
What if you're bald?

My friend is about to turn 40 and I always thought he was a virgin but he now has a 21 year old gf. We're all gonna make it, /sp/.

>>83032408
Then there's no hope.

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>>83032408
>tfw balding
>anons tell me to shave my head
>"haha yeah that'll trick people into thinking I'm not balding haha"

>>83032408
Change your race to Black, then you're fine.

>>83027075
Fat

>>83026238
>>83026305
I know of a guy who didn't get married until he was like 45. He married a women like 15 years older than him.
He's retired now (in his 70s) but they're probably the best couple I know of and they have 2 successful kid's in their early 20s.
Quiet mellow guy, so definitively not a Chad either.

>>83030730
5 is like average in all the reputable studies.
Plus I'm sure there are some girls that don't care that much about sex. Libido varies.

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>>83032629
S-shut up.

>>83033892
Yea, even half-black will do, no need to go all the way.
>but statham!
there are exceptions but if you're white and completely bald, prepare to get mistaken for a neo-nazi all the time.

>>83025192

>26
>47 sexual partners

I'm three away from 50, why did my brain choose now of all times to get sick of it all. I've barely spoken to a woman in months. I reset my tinder and got like 150 matches in a few weeks and even have a bunch talking to me first and I'm just not interested.

I'm not even attractive. I'm short and overweight and I have an assymetrical face. I have a big nose, my face is naturally wrinkly and forms really bad wrinkles when I do any kind of muscle articulation like smiling or even talking. I've been called everything from below average to very ugly and was bullied in school for being ugly and weird. I can definitely relate to people who feel they missed out on the chance to become socialised in the normal way, I think I just about scraped through and managed it in my late teens/early 20s but before that my social life was a complete shitshow.