Dave doesn't know that the rules of comedy has changed.

Trans people don't age well either.

Post the jokes

>>83435370
There are no rules in comedy.
Nothing is off limits.
When you become a no go for comedians, it only makes it funnier once someone does make a joke about whatever was off limits.

>Tiq

This isn't a name

Imagine being such an insufferable liberal that it overrides your blackness and you deride one of the GOAT black comedians.

>>83435370
UMMM ITS 2017

TIME TO UPDATE YOUR DEFINITIONS OF ALLOWED SPEECH

DONT LET FASCISTS LIKE DRUMPF WIN

Jokes dont age well since once you've heard it your brain has changed and the same joke isnt as funny anymore.
Thats why the best comedians come up with something new each year.

http://archive.is/2caj6
>Salon - Ten Famous Standup Comedians On How SJWs Are Killing Comedy

Pretty sad.

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Tracy Morgan said he would prolapse Kaitlin Jenner's asshole in the latest stand up special.

Kaitlin Jenner is so overexposed that even jokes about him are stale on arrival.

Funny because everyone else I know loved that joke

Wait till they see Eddie Murphy's Delirious

>I Fucking hate faggots

>>83435551
>he didn't go for the "I want to take it behind the bleachers and get it pregnant" joke
I guess even he wouldn't fuck it

>>83435411
underrated tbqh

>>83435547
That article is 2 years old, I'm sure at least half of that list has changed their tune

Why do trannies get Special treatment?

Do liberals prioritise blacks over trannies?

I can't imagine them criticising the blacks.

>>83435638
Because they are a very vocal minority online, and because their interests coincide with the big pharma's lobbiest might. It's a perfect storm of insanity.

>>83435411
fpbp

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>>83435442
>There are no rules in comedy.
>Nothing is off limits.

You still need to be funny tho.

>>83435638

Because they're an easy target and jokes about them are usually just easy jabs at a group of people who don't really have a voice to defend themselves.

Er, I mean, because of SJWs! Fuck 'em. Fuck libruls.

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>>83435370
>Tiq Milan

He sounds really Tiqed off

>>83435370
>buzzfeed

Yea, kys OP.

Fucking faggot....

Go shitpost on /reddit/tumblr

>>83435727
Yeah, there are far more black voters than tranny ones. Offending 0.5% of the population isn't a big deal compared to 12%.

>>83435907
>a group of people who don't really have a voice to defend themselves.

Yeah I can't go a day without the MSM launching into yet another attack on the trans community and denying their very existence

Like shit, I think trannies finally managed to outdo the Jews for political/media influence compared to percentage of the population (for ~0.01% of the population, they sure take up a lot of fucking media attention)

>>83435582
Raw was better desu famalam

>>83435370
>(((Buzzfeed)))
A lot of comedians have come out and said that this SJW censorship culture is strangling comedy. Same thing that's happening to the scholarly world.

Sad state of affairs.

>>83435727
A black man is still a man though, so it's probably his toxic masculinity at play. (Still far less toxic than white male toxic masculinity though obviously)

>>83435907
Poor trannies. They've only convinced western nations that it's acceptable to physically and mentally mutilate children beyond repair, and anyone that says otherwise is flogged into bankruptcy by media and politic. So powerless.

>>83435947

In mainstream media, no way. Maybe on tumblr or whatever other microcosm of the zeitgeist that you're looking at. And it's not that they don't get to talk, it's that no one takes them seriously. Like, there are still loads of people who refuse to call Jenner anything but Bruce as if it affects them in some way.

>>83435411
fpbp

>>83436016

>flogged into bankruptcy

Name one example.

>>83436040
>In mainstream media, no way.
https://youtu.be/CSmvy9oGfz8

>>83436059
http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/espn-fires-curt-schilling-for-posting-anti-transgender-meme/

>>83435411
Oh
I thought thats what was in the headline
lol

>>83436040
>And it's not that they don't get to talk, it's that no one takes them seriously

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/in-sight/wp/2017/03/14/the-harsh-reality-of-a-trans-womans-struggles-through-life-until-death/?utm_term=.9d3919d4e84e

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/courts_law/supreme-court-sends-transgender-case-back-to-lower-court/2017/03/06/0fc98c62-027a-11e7-b9fa-ed727b644a0b_story.html?utm_term=.95d6b9cac422

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/education/trump-administration-rolls-back-protections-for-transgender-students/2017/02/22/550a83b4-f913-11e6-bf01-d47f8cf9b643_story.html?utm_term=.74d6d40c5cf0

That's just one newspaper, and not even starting on the hundreds of special-interest stories tailored to make the reader support trannyism

You really have to be in complete denial to think that any major news organisation in the US (outside Fox) is opposed to trannies

>>83436328
Also: websites like facebook, twitter, etc. banning accounts that voice anti-trans views and schools suspending students for voicing anti-trans opinions.

>>83436016
Trannies are the victims. Gender theory has convinced western world it's okay to castrate the mentally ill. It's eugenics by the back door.

Did some faggot actually try and have chappelle lynched?

Here's the thing about PC and why comedians are so touchy about it. The endgame already kind of happens in Canada, where comedians can be fined for wrong jokes and hecklers can sue if a comedian responds to them too harshly to the wrong kind of heckler.

>>83435411
Most won't live to see retirement, really.

>>83436522
>>83436522
I agree to an extent. But my sympathy goes out the window when they start acting as free PR campaign agents in attempt to convince others (specifically misguided youths) that the procedures work and is an acceptable option.
https://nytimes.com/2016/07/01/health/transgender-population.html
>Trans population doubles to 1.4 million

>>83435878
That tranny has protected rights. Stop making fun of xim.

>>83435878
That was funny though. I would have wore a orange jump suit and had a dead frog in his mouth to really trigger them

She ruined it by apologizing

>>83435411
Haha I hate trannies god is great

>>83435370
liberals shouldn't make fun of trans people for obvious reasons
right wingers think trans people are mentally ill and making fun of the mentally ill is more of an asshole thing to do so I guess it fits them

>>83436680
>Anonymous Poster claims edgy "performance art" is funny and he would've done worse even though he's claiming as such in a consequence-free anonymous Mongolian Spearfishing Forum

U-huh.

>>83436910
S n o w f l a k e

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>>83435411

Fpbp, but all jokes aside this >>83436649

The post-transition transgender suicide rate is one of the least talked about phenomenon in science despite all the data backing it up. It's pretty obvious why people don't talk about it though, they're afraid to take this data to its logical conclusion -- that trans people are mentally ill and often just going through a phase.

And then they say the reason so many trans people an hero is cause of discrimination. Fucking kek

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>>83437238
>GLORMPH

>>83436522
wtf I love transgenderism now

>>83435911
You tried. Here's a (you)

>>83436680
k. griffin

Trannies aren't that funny in and of themselves because the scenarios are more sad than funny.

>>83435370
Dave is so disgusted by trannies that he thinks being asked to cross dress like every other comedian in the last century is some vast white man conspiracy.

>>83435370
>buzzfeed
lol

Question, what happened to mental facilities?
Most of the time, the trans people I've met and seen are crazy. Probably from the pills they have to take because of the side effects.

Can anyone explain to me why we don't treat trans people the same way we do depressed, or suicidal, etc people? There is obviously something wrong with their brain.

>>83437470
Bro, clownfish switches gender. It means that it's perfectly natural. Just watch Bill nye saves the world and LEARN, bigot

>>83437466
the squeeky tranny gets the oil

Dave is black, he can get away with it, and he knows it.

>>83435907
Thay are fucking adults not mute retards

>>83437470
but they do, that's doctor that prescribe them medication and transitioning as a cure for their sickness

>>83435411
btfo

>>83437470
Because to a certain extent I should be able to go to a doctor and have them chop off my dick, or put Angel wings on me, or make horns.

People get stupid elective plastic surgery all the time.

>>83437387
It might as well be. By and large the only people who give a shit about trannies are white

>>83437544
This.

You have to remember the SJW oppression totem pole. Blacks are more oppressed than all other races according to progressives, so they can get away with any form of bigotry. Why do you think the only people who can be openly homophobic and get away with it are blacks? Hell, they even outrank Muslims.

>>83437561
Not a cure to their sickness, but a fulfillment to their sickness induced wishes.

>>83437588
Black and asian people have a much higher incident of transsexualism, though.

>>83437544

More than that, he's Dave Chappelle, which he goes over in the pullover story.

>>83435878
What did she mean by this?

liberals are all fucking nuts

>>83437664
We would know if there was a punchline

>>83437584
>>83437561
Then people should be able to go to the doctor and get suicide pills

>>83437625
Ladyboys still identify as male.

Blacks can get away with a lot of jokes. There's no way in hell SJWs want to get in the way of blacks. Look at rappers, do you think SJWs want to go for them? Hell no.

>>83435411

lol

>>83435425

this please

>>83437735
No, they identify as intersex.

>>83435411
Dave

I'm not gonna read the article

But I was thinking pretty much exactly this while watching his routine. It's a shame because chappelle's show is pretty much the funniest thing ever made

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>>83435370
>that the rules of comedy has

>>83437470
While we're at it, can someone explain why we don't treat the common cold the way we treat appendicitis

just cut your nose off bro lmao

>>83435582
Masterclass standup kino. RIP, Eddie's sense of humor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stsnlTZG84Y

>>83437951
>just cut your dick off bro
Makes sense

>i am joan of arc trapped in a man's body
>i am god trapped in a mortal's body
>i am a zebra trapped in a human's body
>i am a girl trapped in a boy's body

they are all victims of discrimination. there is nothing wrong with their brains.

>>83436649
most don't have jobs.

>>83437596
Natives are higher on the totem pole than blacks, except they're literally all dead which is probably why they're higher on the totem pole in the first place.

>>83438016
What was the point of this post? That if something doesn't make sense to a lay person, people who spend their entire lives practicing and studying in a given field should defer to that?

>>83438042
What if I'm an IKEA dining room table trapped in an organic creature's body? Is there anything wrong with me?

>>83435370
>buzzfeed
meanwhile according to buzzfeed it's perfectly ok to shit on BETA MALES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc

Who gives a fuck? Fuck trannies.

chappelle's tranny jokes have changed about as much as bruce jenner's chromosomes

>>83438015
Damn, mr T is homosexua? Wtf.

>>83438251
THANK YOU. Christ the amount of fucking faggots and SJWs complaining. Fuckers can't enjoy anything.

>>83438251
exactly. Fuck fag, and fuck trannies and fuck feminist. Everyone has a gripe. I say, fuck em all.

>but please don't make fun of Trump!!

>>83438161

according to the logic of trannies, there's nothing wrong with you.

Has the media become a game of who can get offended in place of X minority group the most?

>>83438309
By all means, make fun of him, just stop crying when you aren't getting the validation you so desperately seek and instead people tell you to fuck off.

>>83435952
This

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>>83436680
>a person holding a person's severed head is funny

CRAWWWWLLLING IN MY SKIIIINNNN

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>>83435411
The 40 year old tranny

>>83436680
Ow the edge!

>>83438433
What's going on here

>>83438463
40 year old tranny beaten and shot in Brazil recently.

>>83435878
As an antiDrumpf guy, this was over the top & not funny even though she is somewhat funny normally. But hey, I can admit that because I am objective and intelligent in my decision making process.

>>83438015
gilbert stern episode that always makes me laugh. 7:26

https://youtu.be/Y1GZ5lrtC_Y?t=7m26s

>>83438481
Women aren't funny

>>83438546

Saw the new Sarah Silverman special yesterday. She was funny.

>>83435638
there's the new favorite minority that people can support and feel that they are doing good.

>>83438588
Kike

>>83438015
Classic

>>83438171
What exactly is the point of that video?

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>>83438425
>>83438446
What I love about the nu male Pol posters is, if it was Hilary they would be calling the left snowflakes

They have proved how cucked their ideology is this week with farcry and this

>>83438897
the point is buzzfeed having a petulant swipe at anyone who disagrees with their content as just being beta males taking out their frustration of being kissless losers with no lives out on the innocent women of the internet.

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>>83438969
>/pol/
>pro-Trump
m8 it's not January anymore

>>83436040
>it's that no one takes them seriously

no one should, they are mentally ill

>>83436680
>laughing at people who are shockedby gore

You most be truly enlightened

>>83439341
>Gore

There's more gore in bambi flick you little snow flake

>>83435582
>>83435952

Delirious was more raw.
Raw was more delirious.

Why don't any of these writers pick on Pyror or Murphy? I'm sure their acts haven't aged well either.

>>83439454

Youre assuming these people know who Pryor is or know Murphy did stand up. They wouldnt know Chapelle if not for his new Netflix specials.

>>83439400
No, there isn't.

Kill yourself already.

>>83436628
That's absolute madness

>>83439543
Wow death threats

How very tolerant of you
REMEBER AND ASK MOMMY TO TURN ON NET NANNY

I hope I live long enough to see the current SJW value system be viewed as objectively wrong for being so hedonistic and not giving a shit about the future.

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>>83439774
Based Pede

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>>83435878

As with all trolls it's only funny if it get's a good reaction, which this one did.

>>83440055

saw a pic of him smiling. he's even more handsome when he smiles.

>>83435411
God Damn Dave you never let me down

>>83435907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFyy7yxN7Q

>>83435878
That's not funny though. Not in an "Oh I'm so offended" way but because this is the same shit we see and hear 24/7 365 out of the mouths of every single celebrity and talking head. The difference is that now it's visualized graphically and the people who get disgusted by such things are getting disgusted again.

>>83438309
>making fun
>funny
two very different things. The fact is most of the shit liberals use to make fun of Trump isn't that funny. I've seen it first hand: a Trump joke at a college party or in a classroom, maybe one person chuckles and everyone else just yells "HA" as if they understand but don't really find it at all amusing. The fact is they're still so goddamn bitter and assravaged they can't even laugh at him anymore.

>>83438588
of course a Sarah Silverman standup is funny.

I make the fridge in my kitchen "talk" all the time, the kids love it. It's hilarious.

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>>83435506
People like you need to learn what the word Fascist means. I don't think Trump wants to control his people (i'm from Britain). Notice how he already has won the election by popular demand. Also the most 'fascist' person is the one who controls the use of language and expression. The true Fascist is the one who uses Newspeak, Doublethink and blackwhite to control people and tell us what we can and can't do. Comedy should be out of the reach of people saying: I find this untasteful therefore it should be destroyed. I find you displeasing because of how little you know, yet i do not want you to be removed from existence i want you to learn to see other peoples opinions. So go out and see what you learn. Not from feminist websites or other 'propaganda' but from studies and books. Things of scientific standard and knowledge. Please. If not for yourself then the knowledge of the human race.

>>83435411
Fucking kek. Brillant as always, Dave.

>>83440843
This. All this picture really did was contextualize the left in a single picture.

>>83436040
>in mainstream media, no way

Ahem

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P8lLGBeboEI

>>83441320
>taking such obvious bait

People like you need to learn what the word Trolling means. People like you need to learn what the word Trolling means. People like you need to learn what the word Trolling means. People like you need to learn what the word Trolling means. People like you need to learn what the word Trolling means.

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>>83441909
People like you need to know what trolling is.

>>83437238
Why is it the left always try to repurpose right wing insults without understanding them? Snowflake is the big one now. They think Snowflake means someone who's triggered, not realizing a snowflake is someone who thinks themselves obnoxiously unique and special - like a fucking tranny.

On the internet at least, the left always come off as really dumb. I don't get it. Jon Stewart is a million times smarter than Alex Jones, yet the fanbases seem switched.

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I was friends with this negress trans girl on Facebook and you literally can't just be friends with them, they're always constantly trying to flirt with you and it's incredibly uncomfortable; they're borderline predators. She's doing porn now and honestly I regret even befriending her because if it leaks that I even knew her I'll be scrutinized for it because everyone will think we hooked up when in reality I've never even touched a real girl let alone a fucking tranny. The only reason I even kept the friendship up is because we were online friends before he transitioned and I'd feel like shit if I cut ties but I just finally had too.

>>83440055
So he really does have it doesn't he?

>>83442153
post porn name

>>83442194
Why else do you think his father is an anti-vaxxer?

>>83435411
Killin' em softly, Dave

>>83438309
Honestly people don't need to make fun of him. Just play clips and post tweets. The Who can define covfefe was crazy funny

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>jokes about trannys
haha stop being so triggered
>Dear White People
white genocide

>>83436680
>women think this is funny

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>>83442377
wait a second...

>>83442153
lmaoing at your life.

>>83436696
#triggered

>>83437561
This.

Doctors also prescribe liposuction for anorexics. It just helps their situation.

>>83435411
fuck my ass i came to post this xd

>>83442085
Because their tactic is to use our own tactics against us because they have unoriginal ideas and suck dick at insults

It works to an extent desu it does annoy me, not because I'm being called a name but because they misuse the rhetoric

>>83442410
That's just a fat guy. Are you aware of the implications of what the guy you're responding to posted? It's not just him being a fat neckbeard, he's yanking the hairs out of his neckbeard because he thinks he's a woman but "too executively dysfunctional to shave" whatever that means, and that you have to call him she/hers.

Jokes on them, Chappelle got already paid for those specials.

Imagine a world where the only "comedy" that is allowed is tumblr/liberal approved comedy:
http://www.pajiba.com/liveblogging_the_90s/liveblogging-the-90s-realtime-review-of-the-craft.php

>>83442350
>dear white people
>any of the questions being a joke

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>>83435411

>>83442415
What do you mean?

>>83435582
>Norton, how would YOU like to fuck ME in the ass? Hominahominahominahomnia...
I don't know what you're talking about. Still funny. I'm all for LGBT rights but fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. My grandmother taught me that.

>>83442706
>What do you mean?
What did he mean by this?

Didn't Sam Hyde fuck a trans girl?

>>83436040
Shit, I refuse to acknowledge the existence of anyone in that retarded family.

>>83435411
>>83442442
I clicked the thread to make that joke too....

>>83435411
I always knew Dave browsed 4chan, just not /tv/