What movie line would be cool to say before sex?

>>83435639
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself."

>YOU ARE A TOY

I need to return some videotapes

>>83435639
I'm your father

You're a big guy

and your other hole

>>83435639
"It is time for a dicking"

"hasta la vista... baby"

*run out of door*

Despite the constant negative press covfefe.

"Let's keep this legal and consensual."

Cum with me if you want to live.

>>83435639
I'm a big guy for you.

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>>83435833

>>83435639
I had a friend who alleged he simply sais "I am de captain now" but I find that hard to believe.

>>83435639
I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

>LET. US. FUCK.

>>83435639
Garbage day

"Kids know dick"

They're eating her... Then they're gonna eat me, OH MY GOD!

>>83435639
Not thick enough t b h

>>83435639
You're a big guy

>>83435639
When Helen died, I lost everything. Until that dog arrived on my doorstep. A final gift from my wife. In that moment I received some semblance of hope. An opportunity to grieve unalone. And your son took that from me…stole that from me…KILLED THAT FROM ME! People keep asking if I'm back. And I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back! So you can either hand over your son, or you can die screaming alongside him!

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>>83435639
"I'll have what she's having"

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>>83435741
>>83436028
When you think you're going to be so clever but two people are already way ahead of you

>>83435639
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

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[Partner's name], may I share something with you? A vision I had in my sleep last night—as distinguished from a dream, which is a mere sorting and cataloguing of the day’s events by the subconscious. This was a vision: fresh and clear as a mountain stream, the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision I was on the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light, from within this gleaming, radiant marble. I had known this place. I had, in fact, been born and raised there, and this was my first return—a reunion with the deepest wellsprings of my being. Wandering about, I noticed happily that the house had been immaculately maintained. There had been added a number of additional rooms, but in a way that blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the house’s grand foyer, there came a knock at the door. My lover was standing there. She was happy and carefree, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced—a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were, in this moment, one. My vision ended. I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision. It was you.

>>83435639
There is a hooker that looks just like her I could fuck for 300.

>>83435639
Consider that a divorce

>>83436459
Yeah but that's actually a woman in the pic

>>83435639
>I bet your mother has your panties all laid out for you.

You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube.

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>>83435639
This will not be over quickly
You will not enjoy this

>>83435639
Your suffering will be legendary even in hell.

>>83436459
I think you might be surprised to find out that not all of those pictures are genuine anon.

I have a very particular set of skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

>>83435639
Yup, thats me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.

Chinks want to be white so badly

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IMPRESSIVE

>>83435639
THIS IS SPARTA!

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>>83435639
Had dreams… Two of ’em. Both had my father in ’em. It’s peculiar. I’m older now then he ever was by twenty years. So, in a sense, he’s the younger man. Anyway, the first one I don’t remember too well but, it was about meetin’ him in town somewheres and he give me some money. I think I lost it. The second one, it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin’ through the mountains of a night. Goin’ through this pass in the mountains. It was cold and there was snow on the ground and he rode past me and kept on goin’. Never said nothin’ goin’ by – just rode on past. And he had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down. When he rode past, I seen he was carryin’ fire in a horn the way people used to do, and I-I could see the horn from the light inside of it – about the color of the moon. And in the dream I knew that he was goin’ on ahead and he was fixin’ to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold. And I knew that whenever I got there, he’d be there. And then I woke up.

GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH

Do you feel in charge?

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Impressive, very nice. Hmmmm

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>sex
IMPLYING

Tell me. Do you bleed?

>>83437102

That's what she said

"BUT NOTHING CAN BREACH IT!"

"what?'"

"Grond will breach it. Bring out the Wolfshead"

"The fuck are you talking abou-"

*slowly unzip pants*

"Grond..Grond....GROND!! GROND!! GROND!! GROND!!!!"

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Remember, Sully, when I said I'd kill you last? I lied.

>>83438040

not

>No, fuck YOU, asshole!

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>>83438097

There's just too many to choose from.

He wasn't just the governor of California, but the guiding force behind my dreams an aspirations.

me to my peepee:
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

>>83438650
So your gun is not loaded?