wtf went wrong

I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer. He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding. I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.

it's mainly because he has the music taste of a 12 year old boy

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>>83656951
What's wrong with his babby?

Metal is literally a genre for autists and 12 year olds.

>>83656734
I accepted that James is mildly retarded a long time ago. I appreciate him for what he is.

>>83656734
I find the dead silence other than his voice on these videos called "Playlist junkie" about MUSIC really off-putting.

Put some editing pizazz into it, some music videos, some band pictures, some actual music, enough to avoid copyright claims.

>>83657122
Are you sure you don't like metal, cuz this insult is BUHRUTALLLLLLL. Get in the pit my metal brother! HORNS UP COCKS OUT.

But seriously. Heavy metal is the law.

Have you thought about Mike "Every spic must be beaten with a stick" Matei's 10 inch dick today?

>>83657074
What the fuck is this lazy content? Does he seriously think people care about some shitty meal playlists he came up with in 2 minutes? Why is this a thing?

Tbf young black Sabbath is pretty good

>>83656734
This is the worst series cinemassacre has ever come up with. He's not only lost his mind, he's lost like 40 lbs too. With this and Mike Matei's self destruction, I think the channel is officially dead

>>83657074
>rounds
Wait, is this a playlist themed around comparing metallica and megadeth like a boxing match?

>>83659336
In the new video, he just rearranges the tracks on the new Metallica album. Who the fuck has bought a Metallica album in 20 years? No sound clips, no spotify playlist. The video is so pointless. They're gonna have to depend entirely on sponsored content from now on, and I don't know how they can do that since it's been revealed that Mike Matei is not only a racist, he's exposed his dick to everyone on a few different occasions. Loot Crate better not find out

god that arm tattoo he has looks terrible on him.

>>83656734
guy should've stuck with avg. going into the new consoles (ps1, ps2, dreamcast, xbox, etc).
the board games was okay. and i loved his monster madness. esp godzilla.

The idea is nice and the first two episodes were fine but he will fuck it up from now on by talking only about the same mainstream "classic" rock shit, expect Gun n' Roses and Led Zeppelin any day
I'll watch it once he starts talking about power metal or some good stuff like that but he won't

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>>83656734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVBq8MY-zw0&t=80s&ab_channel=TrytakingthisVideoDownMike

heavy metal is misogynist anyway. he should be banned.

>>83659890
Is James /ourguy/?

>spend a whole video talking about the song order

where is james on the spectrum

ᵇʳᵒʷᶰ

>>83657024
or a 36 year old male.
>>83656951
I think you're on to something here. I dont think he's ever had a career outside of youtubing. He is clearly looking to branch away from the AVGN persona but cant keep up with how youtube has evolved as a medium.

Like an aging hollywood starlet that nobody wants to fuck anymore.

>>83659910
A socially retarded slowly mentally deteriorating failure with few prospects left?

Sure.

>>83659966
spics

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Anyone remember that horrid OverAnalyzers show?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JIvSXFj-fA

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>>83659995

>but cant keep up with how youtube has evolved as a medium.

obviously he needs a fidget spinner.

>>83659757
Ryan is truly insufferable. "even your voice sounds fat"

he might know a lot about vidya, but he is horrible and awkward on camera.

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>>83660062

>>83660046
What year is that? I feel old.

>>83656951
>He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed.

confirmed how my g?

>>83657718
Good post desu

>>83659088
Yes.

>>83659292
Balls yeah it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gozCnbfY-xM

>>83657074
Guys who listen *exclusively* to 80s/90s heavy metal are overcompensating for how wimpy they are by listening to "tough" music.

I can acknowlege that some of that's good, but what the fuck to you listen to when you feel happy, or you feel down, or you want a big morale boost. Metal is hardly a good flavor for every mood.

I was a sperglord that listened almost exclusively to metal too back in high school and then I discovered there's a musical spectrum. I like funk, blues, disco, and southern rock the most. Usually I listen to music to give me a happy positive vibe (which funk or disco can do perfectly) to increase morale, metal is no good for this.

Metal is what you listen to when your step dad drinks all your mountain dew and is loudly fucking your mom.

>>83660046
No one on earth is more obsessed with dicks than mike matei

Hmmmmm....

>>83659435
I have no words.

>>83660135
lmao

Literally no one likes that guy. I still like him better than Pat the NES Cuck.

>>83660340
>Metal is what you listen to when your step dad drinks all your mountain dew and is loudly fucking your mom.
perfectly punctuated post.

I'm going to spend far more time complaining about this dumb series than actually watching the videos desu desu

I bet it was Mike's idea for James to make these dumbass playlist videos. Because nobody asked for this shit.

>>83660480
Mike has never had an original thought in his life. He's anti comedy and anti creativity

>>83660673
I'm reminded of many moons ago when I fell into a pit of autism and found a video of some weird finnish guy explaining why Irate Gamer was better.

>>83659435
wait what....mike matei is a pervert
tell me more
and a racist
and he fucked over bootsy
someone i need a quick run down
bby is ungry, someone spoonfeed bby

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>>83660837

>unironically liking Metallica beyond the first four albums

>>83660868
Agreed.
>>83660854
Thanks.

Bootsy's last name is Spankins? Are you serious? LOL

>>83660340
>Music is a spectrum
>Metal isn't

I guess while we're on the topic...I think every Def Leppard song sounds the same.

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>>83656734
>>83656951
>>83657024
>>83657122
>>83657566
>>83659088
>>83659292

So everyone who left /tv/ because you realized it's a bunch of cancerous morons who literally will never be pleased by anything, why did you come back? Was /tg/and /v/ not cancerous enough?

>>83660916
I will fight you m8

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>>83656734
Not sure why people still talk about James. He's not a complete death spiral like Spoony but in a way he's in an even sadder state. He's just boring and unremarkable now that he's had to grow out of his AVGN persona. He was supposed to be the one who "made it" whereas people like Doug got stuck in their own kind of cyclical hell. James is just kind of petering out instead. Most people I know only ever mention him because they just found he was still doing internet shit instead of moving on with his life. Meanwhile the world already moved on without him.

Even just seeing his face anymore feels like a waste of time.

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>>83660340
>Musical spectrum

You sound like such an overwhelming faggot.

>>83660340
Metal is great for getting pumped up. I dunno wtf you're talking about but if you get some good shit going while you're doing squats or deadlifts you're gonna destroy that set. You can find some good rap that does the same but generally not to the same extent.

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>>83660974
>You can find some good rap

No you can't. Ever.

>>83660941
I'm not saying that's a bad thing. I like Def Leppard lol but...

another potentially unpopular thought is that childhood is liking Iron Maiden and adulthood is liking Venom

>>83660974
The only music for getting pumped up is Eurobeat

>>83660340
All those words to convince metallica and megadeth are bad? You sound pretty well versed in the spectrum, tell us more.

>>83661001
>No you can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6gPSSYxex0

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>>83661027

>Adulthood is liking Venom

If you haven't moved on from Venom onto, at least, pic related then you might want to start listening to more music desu senpai. I was giving venom a listen to back when I was 10 and really into thrash and nu metal.

>>83661035
can you give me some examples. I'm always looking for new shit that gets me that electric feel that helps me get off my ass and get shit done. So far that's mainly metal or heavy rock and some rap but I'm open to other stuff.

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>>83661130
>Doesn't know about Initial D memes and Hitler's favorite song

https://youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8

>>83661122
I was trying to keep it in the paradigm of British Metal particularly the invasion bands.

That being said, Satyricon is my choice out of the various metal bands from Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Faroe Islands, etc.

>>83657074

Downs syndrome

>>83661001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhAS6MKQrH0
anything produced by el-p is pretty great. The thing is that to get into rap you generally have to have a combination of a good beat and dope lyrics with good flow to get the full effect. It ain't like with metal where you can hear a heavy riff and be ready to go full saiyan.

>>83660246

I am an African american and I have fucked Mrs rolfe

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>>83657074
The fuck is this?

/mu/ please gas yourselves

>>83660868
>unironically liking And Justice for All

>>83660340
>Metal is what you listen to when your step dad drinks all your mountain dew and is loudly BEATS* your mom.

How big is Mike's dick?

>>83656734
literally who
why would you even know about garbage like this
fucking retarded faggots

watching the AVGN videos back in the day was funny, but watching his content now i realised how incredibly dumb james actually is. that's not even an insult, he's just genuinely way less smart than i thought he was.

>comments are still filled to the brim with people tired of Ryan
I could've sworn the dipshits liked him and that's why he's still around.

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>>83661278

>>83661258
it was their last decent album, but...yeah it's a lesser entry than the first three...black album, load, and reload are alright I guess...S&M eh....the rest is shit though

Megadeth is a better band I think

>>83661270
holy shit

>>83661278
Why are you here then.
Go play outside faggot

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>>83661290

>>83661170
embarrassing

>>83661183
Rap = Cancer. I'll never be able to get into it until the day I die if I'm listening to the lyrics it has to be apocalypse tier, if I'm listening to something for riffs and beats exclusively it's eurobeat and synthwave.

https://youtu.be/5Kv-V1AZ_DQ

>>83661297
To be fair, I actually enjoyed Death Magnetic.

>>83661172
>Satyricon

M8...

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>>83659862
>power metal
>good

>>83661344
I stopped listening after the MI2 music video and St. Anger. I think I about died.
>>83661354
what lol currently listening to reverend bizarre and before that was listening to electric wizard and sleep

How big is Mike?

>>83661336
eurobeat and synth is autism condensed into musical form

>>83661395
9.5 - 10 inches

>>83661423
I always thought that was metal, considering its fans never seem to age beyond 13 mentally.

>>83661240
this

lotta plebs itt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEq_pty_tbk

>>83661270
that second one is actually pretty funny

>>83661285
Watching James and Mike Mondays when Mike is talking, there is always a dull expression on James' face as he's to think of what he's going to say next instead of listening.

>>83661423
People who counter signal either need to get their heads checked, I'm pretty sure that stick has been shoved so far up their ass its already reached the top most part of their skulls


https://youtu.be/psvkEwBr-fU

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>>83661461
Sheeeeeit

>>83661522
>tfw white and just love overly ghetto rap songs

>>83656734
When will people realize James IS on the spectrum?
I'm starting to wonder if Mike is as well judging by his poor sense of self-awareness and awful decision making choices.

>>83661546
That's called being a wigger

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>>83661522
>he thinks black people make BLACKED posts

>>83661563
but i dont act black anon :\

>>83661590
>>83661585
So do you think blacks have bigger penis's than whites?

>>83661585
>He's never hung around black people

They make BLACKED references irl I don't why they wouldn't do it online

>>83661611
no

>>83661637
how big is your dick

>>83661611
5 to 7 inches is all you need , and 7 is pushing it with most non thots.

>>83661669
8

>>83661669

18 inches

>>83661635
come on anon, we all know you're lying. no one, not even nogs talks about porn IRL in casual convo, let alone makes BLACKED references.

>>83656951
men go through two stages of prominence in their life

the first is early-mid 20s. Motivated by a desire to rule their own castle, acquire their own wives and feed their newborn children, they use their strong physical and mental self along with real-world experience to they create something that was being developed in their mind since they were a child.

After this peak delivery of their early-mid 20s, there is a waning period where they realize that everything they worked for- their castle, their wives, their children, and most of all their original dream- were all meaningless nothings. In this growing despair and strings of failure they come to reject all of these things they have acquired. There, at the very bottom, they become unburdened by the meaningless nothings and return to the only thing they ever found themselves good at- the process that made them successful at their peak.

This second "magnum opus" is always greater than the first. These unrestricted attacks of the post midlife crisis males are what the great pillars of science and art are made of.

James Rolfe will have his day.

(btw after the second peak the male usually just dies or lives as a walking ghost who's depleted all purpose in their life, especially in our society where we do not value the elderly.)

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>>83661725
... You really havent hanged around black guys who brag about muh dick and banging white chicks?

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>>83661758

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Was he the savior? The true AVGN?

>>83661842
scary

>>83661765
>"all black people talk about is white women, i saw it on the internet"
found the BLACKED poster

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What did Douge mean by this?

>>83661869
>I saw it on the internet

Lmao you've never hung out with actual thugs before have you? All the stereotypes are true, they talk about porn, drugs, fights, and fucking random girls 24/7. Especially if they fuck a white girl whose daddy didn't take kindly to his daughter daring out of her race.

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>>83662079

>"Lmao you've never hung out with actual thugs before have you?"

>"they talk about porn, drugs, fights, and fucking random girls 24/7. Especially if they fuck a white girl whose daddy didn't take kindly to his daughter daring out of her race."

>"Believe me, I hang out with actual thugs yo. they be saying bix nood where da white women at and do routine cock measuring contests"

>"I'm totally not a cuck poster guys"

>>83656951
>the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed
this is literally a /v/ meme that started because she has a resting bitch face in pictures, people started repeating it out of nowhere as if it was fact. i hate you all fucking niggers sometimes.

>>83661909
Don't worry, Douge, I didn't. I don't want to retroactively ruin AVGN for myself.

>>83661122
So this isn't a pic of young Varge?

Who's making these retarded threads?

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>>83662156
>Believe me, I hang out with actual thugs yo. they be saying bix nood where da white women at and do routine cock measuring contests"

They do thought, the life of a thug is constant sick measuring contest with other thugs and talking about who they've fucked , beaten up, who they have beef with, etc.

I used to hang out with some wigger types back when I was a degenerates stoner. Black people are literally memes. All of the ones I've ever known have been either dumb as shit, whores, or hyper violent. Usually a mix of both. Constant trips to the liquor store, bong hits, people fucking each other nearly in front of you etc. Moved away from that life after realizing how much of a waste of time constantly being drunk and high was.

>>83662435
>he thinks a single anecdote about his degenerate low-life druggie friends means they are the ones posting BLACKED threads on an anime imageboard
anon, i know you're b8ing, but you might actually have autism.

>>83656734
Once again 4chan proves to be more far more prejudiced than the normies they claim to hate.

>>83662473
>It's a stretch to say that black people post BLACKED threads when they all do it irl 24/7

BLACKED threads when they are unironic are blacks or people with a legitimate cuckhold fetish. Seriously just go to ratchet Twitter and start saying how you're alt right and how stupid niggers are and boom you'll the get the generic "oh yeah whiteboi where ya women at XD"

They exist on 4chan as well so its not a stretch to say they post BLACKED threads

>>83662485
It's probably one autist making doing this. Same with the recent threads about Mike Matei claiming that there's been some major meltdown or something while they repeat the same old stories.

I think it's only because James started posting more content so people remembered that they exist.

If he hates his life, has a wife who really does routinely cheat on him and his baby is a legit retard, then really the best solution for all would be for him to murder suicide the both of them.

>>83657122
weird because that is the opinion of an autistic 12 year old

>>83662572
>he thinks there are no trolls posting "unironic" BLACKED threads
>he thinks that the kind of black person that would browse an anime imageboard would be the one posting BLACKED threads
>he doesn't know about the stormfront posters that frequently raid and post BLACKED threads
>he thinks the cuck community is small on 4chan, despite having the ability to go to /soc/, /r9k/, or any of the 4 faggot boards(cm/hm/lgbt/y) and see just how many degenerate and depraved people occupy this site
but yeah, please tell me about how all the BLACKED posters are black thugs

>>83656734
>his fanbase is so fucking immensely retarded that he has to spend five minutes explaining what a playlist is

>>83656734
He'd be great to listen to most of the time if he didn't have the sense of humor of a 10 year old. It's mostly fine in the videos where he's by himself and not playing the Nerd character because he has no one to play off of and can just focus on talking about the movie or game. When he does videos with Mike his sense of humor comes out and the videos are sometimes cringeworthy to watch.

>>83662864
>There are no trolls posting unironic blacked threads

Yes... Because if they're not trolls then they aren't doing it ironically lmao. The legit blacked stuff is blacks and people with the legit fetish

>Everyone who posts blacked threads is a thug

No, but black people when they get offended by racist comments start replying "muh dick" or "muh dick muhfuggah" in confusion. Then they post about how much women love BBC.

I see you have never trolled the "darkside" of twitter before. People who post the ironic blacked threads are literally parodying this behavior m8, that's where the meme first caught on.

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>>83663105

Your posts are so inane it's baffling.
It seems that you're living in some kind of alternate reality.

>>83663309
Maybe you're just stupid and can't into insight?

>>83661130
It's a universal fact that Initial D has the hypest music known by mankind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p75zJ1SL1ig

>>83663333
Christ why is this guy such a faggot. I mean do really believe the shit that is coming out fingers.

>>83661814
>This was the last time they spoke as friends.

>>83657074
Not him but does anybody know how the baby is "broken"? Is he/she handicapped? physically? mentally?

This is some ullillilia tier shit

>>83661285
>>83661472
>that j&m episode where he asks how can apes exist today if we evolved from them

>>83663825
Link please

>>83657074
this is so sad

What would have happened if he hadn't made the AVGN movie?

>>83656734
He is old school.he doesn't fit in modern youtube. The only reason why he became famous was because back then normies wouldn't make youtube channels like they do today

>>83660340
>when you feel happy
what's that?

>or you feel down
metal is great for this. channels the anger.

>>83656951
nice pasta

>>83661183
That's pure shit, mate.

>>83661336
>if I'm listening to the lyrics it has to be apocalypse tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0ORTPFslu0

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>>83662079
I'm black and I hang around deadbeats who claim to be thugs. They're lying to boost their status. Just lol if you believed them

>>83660340
>Guys who listen *exclusively* to 80s/90s heavy metal are overcompensating for how wimpy they are by listening to "tough" music.
>I can acknowlege that some of that's good, but what the fuck to you listen to when you feel happy, or you feel down, or you want a big morale boost. Metal is hardly a good flavor for every mood.

Grow up. Sounds like me when I was on /mu/ when I was 16.

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OI HAVE A CYBERNETIC IMPLANT IN MOI BRAIN THAT ALLOWS ME TO PERFORM 12 QUADRILLION SAMEFAGS PAH SECOND!

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>>83661842
Is he dead from AIDS yet?

oh boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m48GqaOz90

>>83660340
so guys that listen to touhou denpa are actually the toughest fuckers out there?

mapofmetal.com