NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH BUT DON'T SWALLOW

>>83656231
>Chewing gum
>Silverware
>Toothpaste
>Toothbrush
>Mouthwash

Penis

>>83656306
>not swallowing your gum

>>83656324
>>not swallowing your cum
ftfy

>>83656231
>retainer
>braces
>cigarette
>weed

>>83656324
Enjoy Constipation.

Chloraseptic
https://youtu.be/bU5ms9ZJzj4

a cyanide capsule.

>>83656306
>not swallowing gum
contrary to popular belief, your stomach acids can safely and easily dissolve that shit

>>83656231
Jackie Chan

CUM, STEVE!

>>83656231
She just had to go there, nasty fucking skank

>>83656231
>her teeth
>pastor's wife
>name spelled "Magen"

She's clearly retarded

>>83656231
Thermometer
Dentures
Fillings

>create a question with clear sexual undertones to embarrass the contestants
>contestant says the obvious sexual answer
>steve harvey tells them how much they need jesus

How long did it take for them to discover the golden formula?

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A gun, Steve

>>83656231
>pastors wife

protestants.

>>83656231
>her mind automatically jumps to "sperm".

Why are women so fucking disgusting, and degenerate?

>>83656588
>sex is for procreation exclusively
>onan was executed for ejaculating outside of a fertile womb but nobody else has ever been, it certainly wasn't actually because he disobeyed a direct order from god who told you that
>yes I know millions of sperm are wasted and die even in an ejaculation that results in conception, but it's only a sin if it's millions+1

catholics.

>>83656577
u mean a bullet

>>83656231
HOW DID HE KNOW SO CERTAINLY WHAT SHE WAS GOING TO SAY

I love harveyposting

>>83656532
>name a person you wouldn't want to find naked in bed with your spouse

>>83656830
Your twin brother

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>NAME SOMETHING THAT IS SPELLED S, E, X!
um, u-uh, "sex", st-steve...
>Audience hoots and hollers raucously
>Steve makes this face and shakes his head sadly

>>83656908
Topkek. Steve posting truly is superior.

>>83656231

The joke is that it's inappropriate. I can't say it's not funny sometimes.

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>NAME SOMETHING THAT'S BIG, BLACK, AND WOMEN LOVE IT!

>>83656998
the void they leave in men after divorcing them

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>>83656515
>Thermometer
>not up the butt

>>83656231

Too bad he acted like an asshole about non-christians, otherwise I would like him more.

>>83656231
sperm is swallowed

was cock up there?

>>83656688
What I think you meant to ask is why do so many women think it's normal not to swallow?

>>83656998
A tub of Chocolate icecream steve

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>>83656231
>name something that's long and veiny and dangles in-between a man's legs
>contestant giggles
>"a penis?"
>Harvey looks at contestant in utter contempt and disgust
>"i don' even wanna be part o' dis no moh"

Euthanize anyone that unironically watches Family Feud

>>83656231
uhhhhh a finger?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwAyvoGLu0

>>83657929
pure fucking kino

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>>83657871
Check out this hot head

>>83656410
are you 12? also, its very satisfying to spit out gum in public.

>>83656231
a big fat titty

>>83656410
TIL

>>83656231
this is like, the coolest black person I have ever seen