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Lynch Learns After Effects Edition

http://www.strawpoll.me/13858324

Previously: >>87299333
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Do you accept that GoT is a better show now?
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>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately ("fuck you, albert", glove, andy and lucy, coordinates, riddles, ...)
>bad acting (Bell, Lynch, Horse, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot in digital in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>roadhouse scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the bands, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown walking up complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>everything above is literally cringe-tier in concept and implementation
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to the original series that doesn't have those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of television forever whereas "the return" neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>somehow the best thing in tv history
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LYNCHED
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>innocent people are raped and murdered and there's literally no supernatural bullshit you can pull to change it
ending made me feel about as empty as I did the first time seeing Irreversible.
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>>87301087
+1
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>>87301046
Fuck you and FUCK your shitty show run by retards for retards

>>87301053
It would be harder to find a show that ISN'T better than this shirt

Fucking Walking Dead is better
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i would be angry too if i spent the last 4 months trying to do some ARG bullshit, figure out the mechanics of the ring, solve "lodge lore", solve the mechanics of the text messages, read a terrible book by a senile hack, solve all the co-ordinates shit, work out complex meanings for random numbers above some power sockets and if i had written an elaborate fanfiction centred around audrey and then convinced myself it was going to happen.

Thankfully though I am not on the autistic spectrum and so I didn't do any of these things...
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Is it safe to admit that I watched the majority of the series at 2x speed now?
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wtf jerry
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>be a Frost fan
>Lynchfags act as if you don't have a right to be here
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>>87301046
>strawpoll
>a plurality of /tpg/ picks the answer most in line with a literal interpretation of ep. 18

we are no better than Reddit
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>>87301118

Is that you, Polish Acountant?
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REMINDER THAT WE ARE ALL LYNCHED
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>>87301060
This didn't end like a Lynch film though.
Why are Twin Peaks fans so cancerous?
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>>87301118
h-he's fast!
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>>87301111

such sadness
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>>87301101
>being this butthurt about wasting 18 hours of your life because you weren't paying attention
L Y N C H E D
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>>87301123
>Frost fan
no such thing
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in for best girls
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Why weren't there any roadhouse scenes in the last 2 episodes? Did Lynch realize how much they sucked?
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>>87301111
I watched the original series at 1.2x
>5 minute scene with the camera focusing on a dinner table
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KILL, MARRY, FUCK.

GO.
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>>87301101
>i wanted Northern Exposure because surrealism doesn't make normal sense
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>>87301146
>18 hours
As if I would put that much time into this piece of shit
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>>87301057
How can anyone be this Lynched?
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>>87301183

Kill Booper, mary Cooper, fuck (lifelessly and tragically) Richard.
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>>87301173
>Why weren't there any roadhouse scenes in the last 2 episodes?
Did you fall asleep before Julee Cruise came on, you fucking retard?
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>>87301123
The whole thing has always been a mostly Mark Frost story seen through a mostly David Lynch lens.
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>>87301087
Where is One Punch Meme
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>>87301183
Kill Rei
Marry Misato
Fuck Asuka
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>>87301183
meant to quote
>>87301164


FUCK
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I got a theory that's just going to fuck with your heads even further

you need some sleep
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>>87301191
>Being ashamed to admit you were L y n c h e d by lying that you never watched the show in the first place
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>>87301173
Julie Cruise sang in the roadhouse in ep 17
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if you are a pleb just ignore everything that happened after diane and cooper kissed and skip to the julee cruise credits and there is your pleb ending :-)
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I wish Don S Davis and Frank Silva were still alive for Season 3.
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>>87301204
fucking Poe's Law
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>>87301164
>you are now aware david probably only made season 3 so he could fuck candi
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I liked PART 17, but 18 was just a kick in the fucking teeth. I have so many questions.

What happened to Audrey?
What happened to Red?
What happened to Becky?
Who's Billy?
Who's the drunk that repeated everyone's lines?
Who's the screaming asian girl from PART 15?
Who's the 119 girl from the beginning of the season?
Who was the scratching drug-addicted girl at the roadhouse in PART 9?
Who was the dead man in Carrie Page's apartment?
Did Richard Horne survive?
Are Dale and Diane truly Richard and Linda?
Why didn't Andy act upon the vision he received from the Fireman?
Who is the Polish accountant?
Who was the fat woman with the sick, puking kid in the car?
What happened to Sarah Palmer/The experiment? Did they file any charges for her murdering that low-life trucker?
Why did we see a glitched reflection of Ed in the window of his gas station?
Why did Cole see a crying Laura Palmer from FWWM when he opened the door for Albert in PART 10?
Who is the girl in which mouth the big insect walked into in PART 8?
What was the weird noise Ben Horne and his secretary kept hearing at the hotel?
Who was the other Linda in the wheelchair?
Who was Duncann Todd working for?

Now I liked the Return overall, but why all those unanswered questions?
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>>87301233
>>87301183
>>87301164
KILL RIGHT
FUCK LEFT
MARRY CANDIE
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We now realize why the only relevant spoilers that's been leaked so far have been about Cooper waking up from a coma. Because that's been the only straight forward storyline to have taken place in this show. Everything else have been unexplainable nonsense.

Can someone bring me up to speed what the Russian leaks actually were because the only ones I happened to be spoiled about was the coma part.
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>>87301183
Kill Janey-E, fuck Candie, marry Tammy/Chrysta Bell
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>>87301118
He's nowhere neaar Mount Rushmore
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>>87301134
It is I.
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>>87301089
I don't yet understand the significance of the coop overlay. Was it him truly waking up? From the dream that is the earthly plane of existence (not dream in the sense that it was in someone's head, but in that any physical existence is a type of constructed reality of the consciousness)? After learning totally the lodge and practically becoming a spirit of sorts, he completed his mission and transcended past the "dream" to save and then later rescue Laura at the risk of his own "self". This is what makes sense to me. Why he tells Cole he'll see him at the curtain call; death is another way to transcend "living" (death is not an end but a change).
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>>87301046
>https://911movies.co/tvshows/twin-peaks/
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And I thought the Muholland Drive "explanations" were unbearable...
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Hastings blog:
>We will have to reconcile with the question that if someone from outside our familiar world gains access to our plane of existence, what ramifications will that entail? There might be forces at work from deep dimensional space, or from the future…or are these one in the same? Think of the events that could have splintered time? The things that could have laid the seed for a starting point for this development?

http://thesearchforthezone.com
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Oh Mr Lynch! The shit has come out of my ass!

AYÚDEME
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>that terrible fake Nance with loose fitting clothing

He must be spinning on his chair in the black lodge
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>>87301191
>Lynched fags pretending they didn't watch the show
Is there anything more pathetic
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>>87301286
FACES OF STONE
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>>87301263
daily reminder Lynch and Frost never even wanted to reveal Laura's killer
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Did you guys order your life sized Cooper standee yet?
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>>87301263

Seriously, let go of this shit. People like you are why TV is so boring.
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>>87301046
GOOLD?
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>>87301139
Because they're normie plebs in 2deep4u clothing
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> MUH NEATLY TIED UP PLOTLINES!!! THIS IS ALL DRUMPFS FAULT!!!
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>>87301046
I hope this shit ain't getting renewed for another season, Lynch destroyed my favorite show of all time.
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>>87301263
Doesn't the fact that the creators themselves not knowing or being able to explain what exactly happened IN THEIR OWN FUCKING SHOW explain how much bullshit this is? How can you defend this?
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>>87301263
TUNE IN TO SEASON 4 TO FIND OUT
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Well, Lynch got his audience lynched, who would've thought.
Nothing too new, really.
As always, as is the case with pretty much most of his movies (feel free to remind me of an exception if you can) - we've got some weird ass surreal shit, we are definitely getting no official explanation, and the best we can do is to rationalize it in a buch of fan-theories and choose whatever sounds the most plausible.
And yeah, don't forget that Lynch is a surrealist. A pop-surrealist, but nevertheless. Surrealist movies tend to feel like a dream: events just happenning, starting and then not getting anywhere - just alternating, almost like being forgotten. You know what I mean if you watched "An Andalusian Dog", for example. Lynch doesn't go full surrealist in "Twin Peaks", but leaving a fuckton of loose ends loose is what you should naturally expect.
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>>87301314
he was stoned alright x)
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>>87301046
worst special effects of the entire season
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Why did Sarah start attacking Laura's portrait?
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>>87301314
>Twin Peaks, WY
>also next to a town named South Park
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>>87301345
unironically this
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>/tpg/ loving almost every second of S3, knowing we won't get anything explained
>Finale ends and thread it full of people complaining about muh unresolved stuff

Stickyfags need to leave
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>>87301314
THE KOSSACKS ARE ON RUSSIA ALBERT

>tfw no more Albert and Gordon hijinks
Living is suffering

>>87301349
lel get rekt
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>>87301263
>I only watch something to have questions answered
Appreciate the journey you pleb
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>It turns it out it was all a dream
>Lynchfags will actually defend the most hack ending
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why is this shit not on showtime demand yet?
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>>87301357
This season also kinda sorta reminds me of that whole Kit Williams' "Masquerade" affair, as in that book contained heavily encrypted clues to where a golden hare was hidden, but also had an assload of red herrings, and so everyone was coming up with different theories, but almost nobody got it right. Except this time we're never getting the confirmation which theory is right.
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What's going on with Coop's face?
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>>87301319
>daily reminder Lynch and Frost never even wanted to reveal Laura's killer

I wonder if we would have gotten this whole Black Lodge thing if they never revealed who killed her in the first place.

Maybe the introduction of the Black Lodge was a mistake.
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NOW THAT THE DUST HAS SETTLED LETS ANSWER THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL:

http://www.strawpoll.me/13858564
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>>87301370

Why was it the exact same portrait that went into the dragon ball? That image didn't even exist yet.
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>>87301357
david lunch lol
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Yeah the dead man in Carrie's house and screaming Laura at the end and the motel being different are things to consider. And whoever was chasing Carrie and Richard, and how Richard is still capable of taking down 3 dudes like that without blinking. With these things to consider the theory of anything before being a dream AND this not being one doesn't hold a candle, I'm sorry.
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>>87301347
Get lynched
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>>87301319
Which is a fucking hurrenous decision.
How long did Lynch want Twin Peaks to go on for? The FBI/detective plot would have gone no where, there would be fuck all lore for the lodges, and the show would have ended up like post-reveal s2 anyway (since there's no worthwhile detective story, and there would still be the poor soap opera stories).
I am certain that Lynch just made that up to save face - because the show would have gone downhill anyway without the reveal.
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>>87301370
Judy knew Coop disrupted the timeline
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>>87301408
>NOW THAT THE DUST HAS SETTLED
lol
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>>87301370

Because Sarah is the evil Mother/Experiment/Jowday/Judy, and Cooper had saved her from being killed. Notice she was attacking the famous Laura picture but the picture remained unscathed
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>>87301394
>>87301394
>Living is suffering
Not for Miguel
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>>87301403
It's being pressed upon by an actress called Laura Dern.
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>>87301090
Except he did change it. Voice of Sarah Palmer at the end was her from the pilot calling on her daughter to wake up for school the day her body was found. Laura is alive and the dreamer. Carrie Page is a dream.
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>>87301408
I wanted to pick both options.
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>>87301164
Is it just me or is Candie really attractive in the show but kinda odd looking in real life? No disrespect intended, candie is best girl
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>>87301408
will the people who answered yes explain WHAT THE FUCK THEY LIKED? Had this been any other show made my who-the-fuck-know director you would have bashed like the crap it was.
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>>87301328
I get that you should leave a few things unanswered, but this is just way too fucking much. Why didn't Lynch film some more scenes with Red instead of the French lady getting out of the room or the sweeping scene for example.
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>>87301408
I liked it a lot, but I also feel LYNCHED as fuck.
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are people really expecting another season / movie? that ending felt final despite the open-ended nature.
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>>87301403
He reminded her of Mr. C.
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Reminder that Judy won
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>>87301458
>>87301441
I mean why is it coming apart like a mask? Look at his nose.
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>>87301440
TOO SOON TOO SOON

>>87301444
Me too
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>>87301397
>he thinks it was dream
You're a brainlet m8
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>>87301408
Well I liked it, but it's not the masterpiece /tpg/ won't shut up about.
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>Cooper: Phillip?
>Phillip: Please, be specific
>Cooper: The date, February 23rd, 1989
>Phillip: I'll find it for ya
>Phillip: It's slippery in here
>Phillip: It's good to see you again, Cooper
>Phillip: Say hello to Gordon if you see him
>Phillip: He'll remember the unofficial version(???)
>Phillip: This is where you find Judy
>Phillip: There may be someone
>Phillip: Did you ask me this?

>Phillip: Cooper remember...
>MIKE: ELECTRICITY
What's your interpretation of this scene, /tpg/?
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>>87301352

>25 years later s4 is announced
>Frost is dead,Lynch is on life support, 95 years old, but says fuck it let's do it.
>Geriatrician Kyle MacLachlan
>Most of the show is actually about Audrey Horne and Laura and Coops wacky adventures in alternate Twin Peaks.
>cliffhanger ending
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>>87301263
>What happened to Audrey?
She woke up
>What happened to Red?
He got some Shelly puse
>What happened to Becky?
she is kill
>Who's Billy?
a creation of Audrey's imagination
>Who's the drunk that repeated everyone's lines?
just some drunk it's not important
>Who's the screaming asian girl from PART 15?
typical asian girl
>Who's the 119 girl from the beginning of the season?
some irrelevant junky
>Who was the scratching drug-addicted girl at the roadhouse in PART 9?
Sky Ferreira on a good day
>Who was the dead man in Carrie Page's apartment?
doesn't matter
>Did Richard Horne survive?
no
>Are Dale and Diane truly Richard and Linda?
in that world they are
>Why didn't Andy act upon the vision he received from the Fireman?
Because he's retarded
>Who is the Polish accountant?
some polak
>Who was the fat woman with the sick, puking kid in the car?
doesn't matter
>What happened to Sarah Palmer/The experiment? Did they file any charges for her murdering that low-life trucker?
no, she "dindu nuffin", she went back to being a drunk and smashed lauras picture
>Why did we see a glitched reflection of Ed in the window of his gas station?
Digital cameras suck
>Why did Cole see a crying Laura Palmer from FWWM when he opened the door for Albert in PART 10?
He's got pusy on his mind and his mind on the pusy
>Who is the girl in which mouth the big insect walked into in PART 8?
Sara Palmer
>What was the weird noise Ben Horne and his secretary kept hearing at the hotel?
yticirtcelE
>Who was the other Linda in the wheelchair?
who?
>Who was Duncann Todd working for?
Bad Coop
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>>87301397
It wasn't a dream at all, how could you fuck this up and still criticize this
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>>87301263
>What happened to Audrey?
she went in a white room
>What happened to Red?
he continued to have sex with shelly until eventually dumping her for someone hotter
>What happened to Becky?
she hopefully got over stevens death eventually
>Who's Billy?
that guy who repeats everything in the jail
>Who's the drunk that repeated everyone's lines?
Billy
>Who's the screaming asian girl from PART 15?
perhaps in some way linked to Audrey, or perhaps just a screaming asian girl
>Who's the 119 girl from the beginning of the season?
a drug addict who says 119
>Who was the scratching drug-addicted girl at the roadhouse in PART 9?
sky ferreira
>Who was the dead man in Carrie Page's apartment?
some guy who got shot in the head in her chair, either part of or the cause of the trouble she was in that she kept alluding to
>Did Richard Horne survive?
no
>Are Dale and Diane truly Richard and Linda?
stupid question
>Why didn't Andy act upon the vision he received from the Fireman?
he did
>Who is the Polish accountant?
zawaski
>Who was the fat woman with the sick, puking kid in the car?
you saw her on the screen you retard thats who she is
>What happened to Sarah Palmer/The experiment? Did they file any charges for her murdering that low-life trucker?
she is linked to some sort of entity, most likely the mother offscreen in episode 3 in the little spaceship area. maybe its to do with the frog moth thingy.
>Why did we see a glitched reflection of Ed in the window of his gas station?
an editing mistake or a small detail to create an uncanny feeling in the scene
>Why did Cole see a crying Laura Palmer from FWWM when he opened the door for Albert in PART 10?
lynch probably found himself reminded of the fwwm scene when he opened the door and put it in
>Who is the girl in which mouth the big insect walked into in PART 8?
probably sarah palmer or her mother
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>>87301357
Well said. Straight story and elephant man are some exceptions by the way.
> Lynch doesn't go full surrealist in "Twin Peaks"
This is what is triggering so many I think. The narrative has actually been pretty simple and really easy to follow, giving the illusion to so many they they're in control hence all those outlandish reddit theories. Entitled babies not realizing how unuqiue and enjoyably diverse this season has been.
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>It (Judy) is in our house now.
>It all cannot be said aloud now.
>Remember 430 (miles).
>Richard and Linda.
>Two birds with one stone.
>You are far away.
reposting this from yesterday
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>>87301046
Daily reminder that some people waited over 25 years just for some British kid to kill bubble Bob. Lynch is a hack.
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>>87301457
Honestly i could see it going either way. It had a sense of finality to it, but at the same time it feels like they could do another season based on how it ended.
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Did I do a good /tpg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOX4Lb9fvsA&feature=youtu.be
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>coop and laura walking up to front door
>say 'don't fuck me lynch' out loud
>mfw I got LYNCHED
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>>87301478
Humans faces are made of a material called flesh
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>>87301499
>>Phillip: He'll remember the unofficial version(???)

Gordon = Lynch

literally talking about Lynch having unseen footage of FWWM
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>>87301263
Here's how I see it. Earth is one plane of existence. A "dream" of the consciousness (the dreamer). Death is one escape from, so is, perhaps, a coma. Normally a coma would just result in a lack of consciousness. But in the show, earth and the multi dimensional realm of Judy, the giant, etc have slowly been colliding since the bomb. So Audrey, dead or in a coma, ends up not unconscious, but stuck in a sort of limbo between to worlds. As the worlds collide, the limbo also gets squished. Everything related to Audrey - billy and everyone talking about him - is real and their drama has seeped into her plane of existence. Weirdness in the twin peaks timeline could be explained by it colliding with the "limbo twin peaks" timeline.

So to answer more questions:
That explains all roadhouse people and weirdness; perhaps it's the point at which the realities as colliding. Richard and Linda exist inside a false reality created by Judy to trap Laura. They go to rescue her at the risk of their own human identity.

So really the only thing I don't know is the dead body in carry Paige's house

And also why coop told Laura not to take the ring
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REMINDER THAT THE "DREAMER" IS GOD AND THE QUESTION IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT

>muh "it was all a dream" fags can go LYNCH themselves
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>>87301263
>>87301518
>What was the weird noise Ben Horne and his secretary kept hearing at the hotel?
josie
>Who was the other Linda in the wheelchair?
not sure what ur on about
>Who was Duncann Todd working for?
evil cooper
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>>87301511
>>Who's Billy?
>a creation of Audrey's imagination

Didn't some guy ran near the end of one episode and asked if anyone seen Bill? Also girls at the bar were discussing some Bill
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>>87301383
I don't need everything explained. Drop half the plot threads I don't give a shit. I just wanted to finally leave Twin Peaks in a nice place and got Lynched to hell and back. Fire Walk With Me left me with a happier fucking ending of Laura finally comforted by a good person, both her and Dale trapped in the Lodge together.
Then we get this new show, 18 hours starting with a cold and hostile world that slowly warms as Cooper works his way back only to have him AND LAURA to get fucking Chet Desmond'd. Why?
Why did you come back and do more story Lynch if you just wanted to leave everyone in a worse place than you left them last time?

And he did the 'pleb ending' so fucking half assed like he was laughing at you for ever even thinking it would end with One Punch Man punching out BOB. Like what the fuck *I* didn't come up with that character and set up that stupid ending you did Lynch. I thought OPM would punch out Sarah or something and Cooper would actually solve the situation doing something Cooperish. Shit fucking sucks.
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Is Jade a real escort? Is she available for hiring
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>>87301499
>He'll remember the unofficial version
The timeline where Laura died by Leland's hands?
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>>87301406
>Maybe the introduction of the Black Lodge was a mistake.
definitely, regardless of how great a lot of the scenes related to it are
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>>87301443
but isn't she still waking into the living hell that is her incestuous home life?
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>>87301448
>Had this been any other show made my who-the-fuck-know director you would have bashed like the crap it was.
That's a totally flawed statement though because there is literally no way this show would exist without Lynch. >>87301448
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>tfw you were hoping you may have found something to surpass pic related's ending after a decade of trying

Close but no cigar, Lynch. IMO it felt a bit too much like a retread of Mulholland's ending, which many of us anticipated
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>>87301357
I think you're the first person I've seen refer to Un Chein Andalou as An Andalusian Dog
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My phone now.
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>plebs don't realise the fact that it was all just a dream is fucking kino
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QUICK
>QUICK
QUICK
>QUICK

Respond to everyone that got LYNCHED in this thread, and remind them that they got LYNCHED.

>>87301448
>>87301347
>>87301369
>>87301347
>>87301336
>>87301191
>>87301303
>>87301263
>>87301057
>>87301173
>>87301111
>>87301104
>>87301053
LYNCHED
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>that finale

oh cmon, a fucking 50 minute roadtrip
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>>87301527
Their loss, it was great.
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>>87301499
>Phillip: He'll remember the unofficial version(???)
He's talking about the Gordon in the bad timeline, where Laura dies and that's his version of events on that date. In the good timeline, she doesn't die.
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>>87301499
>He'll remember the unofficial version
It means Gordon will remember what happened before the time fuckery

It's pretty simple but obviously you being a fan of this shitty show means you're too stupid to grasp simple shot like this
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>>87301139
It ended like a few Lynch films in mind: the main character is trapped in one way or another. see Mulholland Dr. or Inland Empire
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>>87301499
>Phillip: Please, be specific
does this mean he wanted to be sure he was speaking to the right version of Coop?
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>>87301597
>i don't have any arguments i'll just call him lynched so randumb xD
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>>87301421
enough with the meme shit, this was garbage and you know it
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>>87301576

Highlight of 17/18 right here. I lost my fucking shit when I heard the classic ambient tones and the camera quality reverted back to 90s
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>>87301403
Nothing is really going on.
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>>87301599
dumb nigger
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>>87301597
not sure why you've quoted me in there i thought it was great
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>>87301299
What happened to the guest book? it's empty now, it had messages in it before.
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>>87301599
Episode 18 sucked ass. It's clear that Coop lost himself after fucking Diane. He was acting like Mr. C. Episode 17 is the true finale.
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>>87301599
Literally everytime I've seen someone mention how long the roadtrip were, the number increases kek
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remember to VOTE if you haven't already:

http://www.strawpoll.me/13858324
http://www.strawpoll.me/13858324
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13858324
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Julee Cruise is the one who got lynched the most.
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>>87301395
I didn't expect to get everything answered, but at least some resolution would've been nice.
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>>87301263
>Who was Duncann Todd working for?
Are you for real?
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>>87301597
>just clicked on a bunch of random posts
You don't know what LYNCHED means, get the fuck out bitch
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>>87301572
Woah I like this, I'm going with this
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Who would've guessed this kid would kill BOB?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dABo_DCIdpM
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The only dream was the last episode. Bob happened. All of that shit happened, and yeah, all of those crazy situations, the lodges, all real. Coop went into a dream. Audrey went into another.
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>>87301625
>>87301545
Are you both trolling me? His skin rips at the nose when she pushes on it, at 0:03.
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>>87301263
>why all those unanswered questions?
Stuff that Lynch and Frost can run with in Season 4.

I'm convinced they want to do it, because there was no other reason to leave so many things unresolved. Lynch is just being cautious by not announcing anything he isn't sure of yet.
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>>87301628
You don't need to be a butthurt fag to get LYNCHED, we all got LYNCHED last night. Carry on, friend.
>>87301656
This guy, on the other hand, is butthurt AND LYNCHED.
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>>87301650
All your questions are irrelevant though
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>>87301658
WTF? I knew I've seen him somewhere. Some kid from youtube killed bob. FUCK YOU LYNCH
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>>87301263
jesus fucking christ why did you even watch this? have you been bitching since the '90s about:
>who was behind the tree when Leo and Bobby met in the woods
>why did briggs seem disturbed about the the white lodge
>was donna ben horn's daughter
>how did donna's mom end up in a wheel chair
>what did hank do to leave/get kicked out of the bookhouse boys
>how long were the bookhouse boys watching the evil in the woods
>how was harry a bookhouse boy but skeptical about bob
>what was the deal with hank's domino
>what happened to josie
>why'd couldn't earle ask for coop's soul
>why where the woods sending out 'cooper cooper cooper'
>what was the dark mark on the carpet
>what places had harry dean stanton's character "been"
>why did glastonbury grove smell like scorched engine oil
>what's the relationship between the waiting room and the lodges
>et fucking cetera ad fucking nauseum

This ending, the isolated "vignettes", and the tone were all completely unsurprising. Want to feel better? It ain't call "Twin Peaks Season 3". Instead of "The Return" just say to yourself "Fire Walk With Me Parts 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7".
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>>87301617
Take a look sonny, it's gonna happen again
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Coop got rid of the only way to combat Judy by saving Laura, instead of letting her die.

Everything going black is because the world is fucked.
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I thought it was effectively made, but obviously it doesn't make the viewer feel very good. Really depressing ending.
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>>87301669
No, that's a shadow being cast on it. Do you know how that works?
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How's Audrey?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqkCud6RbwQ (skip to 5:27)

Friendly reminder that my meme review done before the season 3 premier was right, I understand Twin Peaks better than any of you niggers AMA
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>>87301597
>t. underage
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>>87301669
What the fuck are you talking about lol
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>>87301695
these are all red herrings in a murder mystery, can't really compare them to the loose ends of season 3
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>>87301695
>>what was the dark mark on the carpet
Leeland's blood from the end of FWWM
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I guess I don't understand why everyone thinks the ending is so bleak. It's a new mystery for Cooper and Laura to solve, the fight isn't over for them. It's not the end, it's just a change.
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> WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MITCHUM BROTHERS?
> WHAT HAPPENED TO AUDREY?
> WHAT HAPPENED TO MIDGET ASSASSIN?
> WHAT HAPPENED TO JAMES?
> WHAT HAPPENED TO ANDY AND LUCY?
> WHAT HAPPENED TO BILLY ZANE?
> WHAT HAPPENED TO JACOBY?
> WHAT HAPPENED TO HAWK?
> WHAT HAPPENED TO JERRY?
> WHAT HAPPENED TO BENJAMIN?
> WHAT HAPPENED TO X?
> WHO WAS BOX?
> DRUMPPFFFFF!!!
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what did he mean by this
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>>87301739
that dismissial. in both cases they are hanging questions.
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>>87301046
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13858324
>mfw there's a poll to try and make some sense of your conclusion
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>>87301739
Bullshit. The fuck you can't.
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>implying BOB can die

he's just be punched back into the Lodge
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>>87301328
>Seriously, let go of this shit. People like you are why TV is so boring.
How much are you willing to take Lynch cock up your fucking ass? There's a difference between leaving it up to the interpretation (e.g. the crux of the finale, which was done well) and just straight up abandoning plotline/putting pretentious imagery for no good reason to pad time for MUH ART.

Lynch could've made a 100% nonsensical show with no meaning, consisting of fart noises and still images and you would literally have the same answer.

You know deep down it was you who got lynched, so you pretend to be the cool kids who laugh at people who are complaining.
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>people wanting elaborate explanations in a LYNCH creation
mein gott
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Cooper first went back in time but he lost Laura in the forest. Then through the Waiting Room he gets back to the future, integrate his doppelganger and create another tulpa-Dougie to keep Janey-E and Sonny Jim happy, gets out, picks Diane and drives 430 miles to get into an alternative reality where his name is Richard and Diane's name is Linda. He then finds this reality version of Laura and tries to bring her back but this reality is all mixed up.

Thus setting up the adventures of Sliders: Twin Peaks Edition
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>>87301747
I don't think Coop or Laura will ever be able to defeat the black lodge spirits.This whole season was showing how powerful they actually are.

I think that Coop and Laura are fucked.
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why does lynch hate his fanbase so much?
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>>87301760
YOU

JUST

KNOW
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>>87301729
If I'm underage, then you're not LYNCHED.

You are.
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>>87301760

Tammy sure knows it
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>>87301599
>>87301643

I was fucking FIGHTING myself to stay awake during those long dark shots of them in the car, my eyes literally would not focus on the same place. Felt like I was being pulled by nefarious forces into another dream world apart from the one on my screen. The drink and smoke beforehand were a bit too much for this kind of psychological undertaking.
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>>87301046
As convoluted as the sci-fi bullshit might have been, it was all worth it because of dgiue knio
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>>87301747
because it suggests a very real possibility that everything and everyone we knew up to that point has been erased and replaced, and who knows if they are in a better or worse position than they were before (certainly doesn't give the impression of being better though). that's pretty bleak
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>>87301740
Of course. Unsupported Twin Peaks fan theory #302-6. Next you'll be saying the white horse means heroin because "horse" was slang for heroin and there's a type called "china white".
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>>87301747
It's the end you retard Lynch is old as fuck and Richard (Dale) was clearly dreaming
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13858660
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Mark Frost liked this. Season 4 confirmed?
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>Wakes up Good coop
>Promptly mixes evil and good Coop together through magic, ensuring Coop will never be himself ever again
> Fucking Douggie 2.0 is the closest to Good Coop we'll ever get
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>>87301695
>>who was behind the tree when Leo and Bobby met in the woods
A Renault Brother
>>why did briggs seem disturbed about the the white lodge
wouldn't you be?
>>was donna ben horn's daughter
Yes
>>how did donna's mom end up in a wheel chair
Irrelevant
>>what did hank do to leave/get kicked out of the bookhouse boys
Irrelevant
>>how long were the bookhouse boys watching the evil in the woods
Decades
>>how was harry a bookhouse boy but skeptical about bob
"spooky shit in the woods" =/= manifestation of mankind's evil, you'd be skeptical too
>>what was the deal with hank's domino
Irrelevant
>>what happened to josie
soul trapped in the lodge/a fucking doorknob
>>why'd couldn't earle ask for coop's soul
because he was virgin human and BOB is a chad lodge spirit
>>why where the woods sending out 'cooper cooper cooper'
ELECTRICTY
>>what was the dark mark on the carpet
an omen of blood
>>what places had harry dean stanton's character "been"
the lodge
>>why did glastonbury grove smell like scorched engine oil
Because that's what lodge shit smells like
>>what's the relationship between the waiting room and the lodges
ONE AND THE SAME
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>>87301403
Something about this scene gave me a lot of weird vibes.

It seems to have callbacks to the night Mr. C raped her, however he's not wearing a smile. He's expressionless like the Mr. C has been throughout the series. She covers his face up in a way that reminds me of how Naido's face is stitched. Also the emphasis of the skinny outlines of Diane's body & the seemingly sexless front of her body reminds me of Judy.

Then, he wakes up to a letter addressed to his son's name (not really his son & he never meets him; puts emphasis on RICHARD rather than Richard *and* Linda).

I feel like there's something just behind the curtain that the viewer should be able to connect here, but maybe its all just empty reuses of symbolism.
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>>87301790

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̴̴̧̥̖͉͍̜͓̟̹͙̣͓͕̪ͭ́ͬ͆̓̈ͨ͗̔ͬͭͩ̚͝ͅ
̷̨̧͕̝̥͕͈͓̯̮͉̻̪͚̥̂̏͆ͧ̊́̾̽ͬ̓ͪ̈́̈́͋̌̔̂͑ͮ͟J̸̡͈̙͕̙̄ͮ͌̏͐̑ͬ͐̀̓͐͡͡͞U̞̞̞̞̖̞̫̺̦͐̈́́͋̇̐̋ͩ̿̽̚͞S̴̖̳̣̪͇̙͙̆̾ͨ͗ͬ͐̇̕͡͡ͅT̷̷̘̳̣͉͇͎͓̬̹̙̣̓͒̈̐̋͛ͭ͒͆͂̾ͦͭͨ̊̉͂̑͜͝ ̶̨͍̰̯̼̪̗̼̱͙̪̩̝̘̪͆̌̍͐̎̍ͦͩͪ̏̄̿̄́̈́̎ͦ̀͘
̵̴̵̙͙͉̬͚̬̱͎͖͇͙̫̫̠̠͈̬̜͆̇̊ͩ̉ͫ̔̀
̸̷̹͔͙͍͔̭͎̼̮̼̣̖ͫͣ͋̊ͪͨͯ͂̈ͨ̔̓̏̋̍Ḵ̢̞͇̗̙̩̯ͤ͗̾̉̿́͜N̵̸͚͕̺͕̺̤͈̩̟͇̣̜ͬ̈̓̚͡͞ͅO͔̤͎͈͕͕̞̟̬͖̝̥̥̮̟̜͔̹̔̔̓ͦ͛́ͬ̈͋ͫ̏̈́̀͞W̘̖̰̘͍̩̻͚̳͍͖͌ͫ̄͛͗͋̀͒̃̎͡͠
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>>87301760
>what did he mean by this
He means, as a figment of Laura's dream world, he's an old man who still gets erections, much like Laura's father in real Life.
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>>87301643
He's not wrong, 67 minute car-ride for the finale? It would've taken less time actually driving from Odessa to Twin Peaks.
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>>87301827
he's just revelling in the speculation
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>>87301777
What fan fic have you been reading to get ahold of The Official Lodge Spirit Rules, Guidelines, and By-Laws?
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>>87301747
because everything before ep 18 has been erased from the series canon
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>>87301790
she's pretty hot for being somewhat ugly
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>>87301783
Diane isn't Linda and Coop might not even be Richard. Coop and Diane went to the spoopy otherwordly motel and woke up somewhere else. They in all likelihood woke up in two different places, that's why Diane was so upset with him during their final moments together despite ostensibly expressing their love. The note was not Diane leaving it for Coop, it was already there.
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>>87301827
No he's happy some dumb fuck is gonna buy his book
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>>87301827
he means: BUY MY BOOK
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>>87301785
He doesn't. I don't know why he wouldn't though, with so many entitled babies wanting what they want and when they don't get it or understand it their ego flares up and think he's laughing at them. They literally think that a man puts all this work into something, a man who is clearly an emotional one and does this all as some joke to personally attack that single viewer. Sounds fucking awful to deal with.
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>>87301842
much like how his own broken shell of a daughter likely dreams about him getting erections
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>>87301863
>Chrysta
>even remotely ugly
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>>87301855

This is the most cancerous kind of viewer.
>>
How delusional are you? Who would to fund a new season? It was a disaster revenue wise, Showtime's funding didn't pay off as no one watched it except a few autists from this general. The actors apparently also hated it as seen by many of the facebook/twitter posts as Lynch apparently is an asshole. Also many of the actors are now dead and more will be if they decide to make a new season.

Get a fucking grip!
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>>87301785
He doesn't. He does whatever he pleases. People decide to like him or not enough to become fans. I understand what he's like.
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>>87301830
You're one of those faggots that spun out three pages of bullshit "analysis" involving "overwriting" and multiple timelines before the credits had finished rolling aren't you?
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>>87301819
>no incomparable option
too different
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>>87301827
>Season 4 is just Mark Frost shilling his book.

Mark Frost needs to be LYNCHED
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>>87301852
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>>87301790
>The way she walked in that uniform
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>>87301886
David Lynch here. This anon is right!
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>>87301855
Only if Episode 18 is literal, which it isn't
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>>87301863
>somewhat ugly
leave.
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>>87301899
That's a faggy opinion to have.
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NOT WHERE IT COUNTS, BUDDY
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>>87301658
IT'S MORE DEN MY JOBSWORF
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why does everyone dislike the secret history of twin peaks so much

i liked some of the real world application of speculation
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I dont know, im fucking glad that this a dream, i dont need my kino to be explained, i want to wonder and laugh at imagination of autors, show is still a show it's not real, the fact that this is now have another layer of unreal is great because i can see show through another lens. Also it makes me happy that every girl i know who is fan of tp and take comfystuff seriously gonna piss themself with hatred that their beloved magic place is not real even in shows cannon, just a dream of some guy, no more coffee and donuts. I often lost myself dreaming a better life and often remember Mullholand Drive and just stop and go live and try to enjoy "real" life, now i hope that this is gonna stop someone's TP escapism, i really think this was Lynches intention for The Return, good ride though.
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>IT WAS ALL LITERALLY A DREAM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED NORMIES
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>>87301879
fuckboys like you who suck the creator's cock regardless of what he does are the true blight on art
>>
>>87301880
>The actors apparently also hated

Really, just list the ones. Seen nothing but praise by most of them. The fucking midget and a hag that can't sing because she's a fucking hag don't count.
>>
Why does people think no one from the OG universe exist when there's a RR cafe in the new timeline
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>>87301819
Equally good because they were both god awful pieces of shit
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>>87301827

He also liked this. We're going to get Frosted in Season 4 guys!
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>>87301586
What was Bushnell's fucking problem here?
>>
WE
LIVE
INSIDE
A
DREAM
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>>87301924
was tammy the most obvious "i'm just casting this slut because i want to fuck her" casting in the series? she was fucking awful
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>>87301959
It's not necessarily that they don't exist, but that they've been shuffled around to the extent that their new existence is irrelevant to their old existence.
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>>87301981
Someone give this man the webm please.
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>>87301941
>i dont need my kino to be explained, i want to wonder and laugh at imagination of autors

Couldn't say it better
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>>87301981
Yeah, but honestly, wouldn't you?
>>
THINGS THAT DONT AMOUNT TO ANYTHING IN AN INTENTIONALLY DREAMLIKE NARRATIVE FROM A DIRECTOR WHO HAS THROUGHOUT HIS WHOLE CAREER USED THE NATURE OF DREAMS AS HIS INSPIRATION?!?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!

THINGS THAT HAPPEN THAT CAN'T BE EXPLAINED WITH PREDICTABLE LOGICAL RULES IN AN INTENTIONALLY DREAMLIKE NARRATIVE FROM A DIRECTOR WHO HAS THROUGHOUT HIS WHOLE CAREER USED THE NATURE OF DREAMS AS HIS INSPIRATION?!?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!

THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE WHEN CLOSELY EXAMINED IN AN INTENTIONALLY DREAMLIKE NARRATIVE FROM A DIRECTOR WHO HAS THROUGHOUT HIS WHOLE CAREER USED THE NATURE OF DREAMS AS HIS INSPIRATION?!?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!

LYNCH YOU FUCKING HACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>87301981
He fucked her way before casting her you shit.
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>>87301948
Sherilyn Fenn despised it.
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>>87301903
It's not in there.
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>>87301873
She does. If you rename the whole series, "The Oedipus Of Oz" it makes much more sense.
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>>87301941
>For me a work of fiction exists only insofar as it affords me what I shall bluntly call aesthetic bliss, that is a sense of being somehow, somewhere, connected with other states of being where art (curiosity, tenderness, kindness, ecstasy) is the norm.
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>>87301878
She is hot, but i never understand people that post photos of their waifus on wich they literally look nothing like themselves
>>
I fucking loved that shot of Cooper's face stuck over all the weird shit happening in the Sheriff's office.
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>>87302010
Source.
>>
You people are so fucking dumb, Cooper was fucking dreaming, him and Laura are probably insane schizos, that's it, there are no actual supernatural elements, it's all in the individual, you are your own god
>>
Honestly even if my feelings on part 18 are mixed, the season in general was a great ride and I won't let anyone retroactively pretend otherwise.
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>>87302026
Yes we are all in agreement that the Coop face superposition was the most kino thing in the entire series
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>>87302011
>actually reading it

lol, haha
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>>87301575
No because One Punch Lad destroyed BOB in all universes.
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>>87301880
Showtime said the series exceeded their expectations revenue and ratings wise. And no, a midget and an ungrateful bitch don't count as 'the cast'
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Does anyone have that leaked set photo of Bobby finding his daughter wrapped up like Laura?

What became of that scene?
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>>87302051
It was from a different show
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I'm just really disappointed we didn't get more Cooper, ambiguous ending or not. Lynch broke his contract with the audience he wrote in the set up. The time it takes to get there implies itll be cathartic.

I'm not even a coffee and pie fag but he could have had one God Damn meal at the RR
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>>87302043
source
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>>87302051
That was from a different show doing a parody episode of Twin Peaks
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>>87301880

The only actors who hated it are the midget (a crazy person) sherilynn fenn (washed up hag), and juilew cruise (washed up hag)
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>>87302027
>>87302043
>Showtime said the series exceeded their expectations revenue and ratings wise.
Stop lying.
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>>87302004
I don't know about you sonny but my dreams always conform to my 2,000 page Lodge Lore guide and each plotline has a satisfying and conclusive ending!!
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>>87302037
everything surrounding maddy's death is still the number 1 moment
but daleface sheriffstation partytime was a top 5 moment easily
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>>87302057
He doesn't seem like a retard here. Who is he?
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>>87301447
thats called makeup my boy
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>>87302004
It's because those distended sphincters don't know that "surreal" means "dreamlike" instead of "quirky shit that i can still relate to".
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>>87301747
this is how i felt
except it goes on forever
the shift can be traumatisinzeing
but good thing happen in betteen;!!!
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>>87302020
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>>87302051
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dual_Spires
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>>87301403
He was turning into Richard while Diane was becoming Linda, succumbing to the dream. It was their last moment together as Coop and Diane, but they lost themselves in the middle of it. Diane did at least.
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>>87302061
>I'm not a nostalgia fag but I STILL want my nostaglia faggotry
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>>87301940
It has gallons of contradictions against the main show itself.
http://twinpeaks.wikia.com/wiki/The_Secret_History_of_Twin_Peaks

Some of the most blatant one
>In the book, Norma's mother is stated to be named Ilsa and that she died in 1984, five years before the show takes place. However, in the show, her mother is shown to be Vivian Smythe Niles, who is clearly alive and well.

>Upon being asked about this error on Twitter, Mark Frost replied, "All will be revealed in time," suggesting not only is Frost aware of this inconsistency but intentionally put it in the book.

But they absolutely didn't. Which means that Mark Frost would pull something out of his ass to cover for himself in the upcoming book. Pretty pathetic
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What a complete disappointment, only like 20% of it was like the original show, the rest is pretentious garbage, fuck you Lynch
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>>87302029

It doesn't matter, both dream theory or repressed unconscious of Richard theory and alternate realities in the universe of TP, Mulholland Drive, Lost Highway and Inland Empire are one and the same.

There is both an in universe explanation and psychological explanation, they are not mutually exclusive, in fact it is how the Lynchverse works.
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>>87302057

this is real coop. he sacrificed it all for a good, wholesome american family life with sonny jim and janey e. the extra copy is who ended the show.
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>>87302038
It was great.
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>>87302071
Why does that sound like a better show?
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>>87302074
Those are old posts tho and Sherilyn never had a problem with Lynch or the story, just the people handling it (producers, execs).
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Friendly reminder if you are upset with this ending you are part of the problem and why movies and tv suck
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>>87302091

I'M GOING TO WATCH YOU PARADE AROUND IN YOUR UNDERWEAR WHILE I ENJOY THIS FINE BORDEAUX
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What if the "number of completion" is the number of different Lauras that need to be found. How many times has Cooper done this? Would he remember those other times at all?
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>>87302107
boohoo
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>>87301948
>>87302043
>a hag that can't sing
>an ungrateful bitch
Who are you fellas talking about?
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>>87302061
16 and 17 has cathartic dale feels, 18 sweeps the rug from under us but thats typical lynch
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>>87301046
>time travel

I'm fine with an open/surreal ending but that was just fucking stupid. Invalidating the entirety of the show for a mindfuck was not worth it.

Also I guess Audrey is just stuck in limbo forever?
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You guys got Lynched, this season was a doppelgänger.
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>>87302114
the makers of twin peaks are lynch and frost you idiot
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>>87301474
How do you figure? The dream collapsed and Laura woke up in bed in 1989.
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>lynch's dreams are all surreal masterpieces
>meanwhile last night I had a dream about a small spider that kept following me and wouldn't die no matter how many times i stamped on it
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So was Audrey possessed by the Arm or what the fuck happened?
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Holy fuck, that entire last episode gave me Jacob's Ladder vibes. What a depressing way to end the show.
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>>87302074
Who gives a fuck if she hated it? She's clearly just mad because she thinks she got too little screen time.
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>>87302101
You don't think too good.
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>>87302108
They're all an interconnected universe in the sense that the universe is Lynch's head, that's the metaphysical gravity that binds them, the individual, it's not that hard to grasp come the fuck on
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so everyone is a tulpa right? all life is a tulpa?
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The sex wasn't out of love but obligation re: psycho-spiritual sorcery
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>>87302143
>time travel

multiple dimensions =/= time travel

it's space travel
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>>87302143
it's not time travel, it's dream travel
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>>87301908
In any case, this is a normal reaction. Some people feel entitled to the same kind of treatment, thinking that they are somehow the focus of someone's actions. You develop something, create something that happens to get in the hands of someone. He then asks for more, but that cannot be offered, then you receive a complaint. But you weren't developing that for that person. It's not about that person, a "fanbase" (god knows that there are many different groups in that fanbase, and some like one particular thing, some a different one). He's not trying to please anybody here.

In a way I think the conclusion from episode 17 where everything seems like a fucking cartoon, bob is having a fight against some guy with a lot of strength and everyone's around, is not exactly as people would say "done as a service to the fans and some closure" but rather "look how pathetic this is, is this what you really wanted?"

Lynch is not perfect. He's not amazing, he's not going to do what you particularly want. He gets more praise than he deserves, but also more hate than he deserves. He wanted to put something out there. People asked for more Twin Peaks, he offered what he wanted, nothing else.
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>>87302061
I'm not even a coffee and pie fag but he could have had one God Damn meal at the RR
I'm not even an Audreyfag but he could have had at least one scene where he kisses Audrey
I'm not even an Anniefag but he could have had at least one scene where he calls up Harry and asks him "How's Annie"?
I'm not even a memefag but he could have had at least one scene where he mentions le chocolate bunnies!
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>tfw Cooper could have everything of a happy life if he stayed with Janey and Sonny Jim

He fucked up by choosing Diane
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>>87301880
Businesses sometimes have unprofitable products to get people's attention, then make the money back when they buy products with better profit margins, which they might not have noticed otherwise. I had never heard of Showtime before the Twin Peaks revival. It's good advertising.
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>>87302157
My bad dreams are always like, my dad trying to kill my mom.

Who relate to gritty harsh reality bleak dreams
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>a character named DIANE plays a pivotal role in the protagonist waking up from their dream world

hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>87302167
yur mum is a tulpa faggot
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>>87301995
Yea boy, you get me
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>>87302157
>trying to kill spiderbro

Serves you right!
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>>87302157
>meanwhile Lynch had a dream about some British kid BOB in an orb into a firey pitt at a police station
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>>87301940
i think the whole idea of "wooo this notable historical figure WORE THE LODGE RING!!" is complete hacky shit
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>>87302157
sounds like kino
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>>87302143

Time traveling has been on the series since FWWM
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>>87302107
>Rothko, Twombly, Pollack, et al suck because they don't look like anything and I can draw better
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Some of you liked the finale, some of you didn't, I'm not sure if I liked it myself, but I'm glad season 3 as a thing exists and I'm glad I got to spend time posting about it with you guys.
Even when the finale wasn't what I was expecting (didn't know what to expect really, every other tv show feels so predictable now), the trip was worth it, and you guys, you only made it better.
I'm gonna miss you /tpg/, all of you, even the Vedderfags.
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>>87301046
Can I get a quick rundown on what's happened on /tv/-/tpg/ May-September?
What was the reaction to Part 8 like?
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>>87301981
He's been fucking her for over a decade
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>>87302151
they're the people making it, but they aren't doing it alone. I doubt they handle the salaries, marketing, contracts etc. She might have been angry at them, not Lynch and Frost.
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>>87302157
>last night I had a dream about a small spider that kept following me and wouldn't die no matter how many times i stamped on it
Sounds like a nightmare if you hate spiders like I do
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>>87302231
You mean S2? Remember Garland Briggs abduction and comeback.
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>>87302139
Michael J. Anderson and Julee Cruise.

First one being all crazy about Lynch raping his own daughter and all

Julee Cruise because she didn't do much. I guess she felt too fucking special
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>>87302061
>Lynch broke his contract with the audience he wrote in the set up.
That's what he's been doing the whole season, and is what makes it great. He set up something that we can predict, and then does the opposite. He's been keeping us on our toes this whole season.
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>>87302163
And not even Macaulay Culkin to take you to "heaven".
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>>87302264

>Tripfagging

Stop
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>>87302157
much better than mine, my dreams are autistic garbage. recently had one involving me meeting garth from waynes world and going to his house with him to use a phone charger.
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>>87302215
this,it was creepypasta shit which is appropriate seeing as we know Mark lurks /x/
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>>87301345
Ironically conservatives are the ones that gravitate towards neatly resolved plot lines and everything "making sense" based drumpfposter.
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>>87302233
Kindergartners can paint like Rothko and Pollack. absolutely ZERO technique
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>>87302246
>What was the reaction to Part 8 like?
A fucking meltdown.
>>
PUFFY TULPA
>>
IT NEVER ENDS

>>87302291
>>87302291
>>87302291
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>>87302243

Right back at you
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>mfw Season 3 would have been far better if it was 8 episodes like initially planned and everybody knows it
>>
you simply cannot enjoy twin peaks s3e18 until you have had an intense ketamine experience
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>>87302072
>The only actors who hated it are ... sherilynn fenn (washed up hag)

None of this is true
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>>87302243
this. i think i will appreciate the ending more as time passes but right now i just feel hollow

pic related is the reaction to episode 17 (top) and episode 18 (bottom)
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>>87301532
pretty funny
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>>87302321
nah
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>>87302277
she had like what, 3 appearances in the original twin peaks? she is lucky she even was included at all.
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>>87302324
gib ketamine nao
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>>87302321
Simply not true.
>>
>audrey fags btfo
>windom fags btfo
>original show fags btfo
>>
>hey but what about all those unanswered questions and these useless characters and scenes
>hahahaja lyncheddxxd!!!!!

This is all lynchfags can come up with
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>>87302321
disagree. people think we would have "less filler" but it's more likely we'd have less "filler" (aka stuff you didnt like) and also less "meat" (aka stuff you did like). the ride was full of tension and cutting random stuff wouldnt have made it better
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>>87302324
ONE ONE NINEEE
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>>87302074
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>>87302321

This is such a stupid idea. There were two bad episodes. I'll keep the godly stretches just how they are.
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>>87302303
>art has to be made with difficult to perfect technique because art has to be hard to make or it's not art
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>>87302321
we would never have got zawaski, and probably not SHE'S SICK either
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Are kinolets really hating on the ending? Do you want young Audrey to hop out of the screen and give you a blowjob or what?

> It's too bleak
> It's too deppressing
> Where are my donuts
> A policeman's dream
> No more autism Dougie

Did you guys see the fucking kino motel-shots these two episodes? Top tier Americana porn
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>episodes 16 and 17 build you up with hope
>episode 18 drains every last drop of hope from your soul
bravo desu
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>>87302420
Stupid fuck: it's surrealism. You'd have known that if you weren't a stupid fuck. Frost got a lot more standard exposition in, but if you expected anything else you're a stupid fuck.

Since you're a stupid fuck, I'm going to help you a bit. Surrealism isn't just weird shit to be weird, it's not campy/quirky/stylized shit, it's fucking "dreamlike". The same way dreams make sense for a few minutes after waking up.

Hopefully, you're now slightly less of a stupid fuck.
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>>87301567
I know you're going to get Lynch dicksuckers attacking you, but I agree with this.

Honestly, I'm more depressed than angry at this point. I feel like I wasted all my this time browsing /tpg/, getting excited, even bothering to get attached to Coop thinking things would be in at least a somewhat okay state. They seem worse than they did before and this time the only hope we have will be with Frost's terrible book.
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>>87301499
>>Phillip: He'll remember the unofficial version

David Bowie. Gordon will remember him as David Bowie. The official version of Philip is the tea kettle machine now.
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>>87302661
>>87302665
Everyone that's upset only watches Twin Peaks, not any other Lynch work so they don't know that his signature move is manipulating your expectations and then kicking you in the dick.
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>The prophet Ezekiel was commanded by God to first lay on left side for 390 days then on his right side for 40 days (Ezekiel 4:1 - 6) for a total of 430.
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>>87302766
People should even know that if they only watched Twin Peaks, he did it with FWWM
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>>87301747
>Laura has been brought back to life and put in one that clearly seems just as bad as her old one seeing as how she's on the run for killing someone
>Coop lost Diane, arguably the last real person who loved him in the world
>everyone else Coop ever cared about and all the good he did has been erased and is now meaningless
>Coop himself may be losing his identity and will cease to be Cooper
>gaining her memories back was clearly an unpleasant experience for Laura
>Judy is still a threat
>no way to return to the true reality if it even exists
>Cooper is clearly breaking down knowing that he's failed and doesn't know what to do next
Yeah that sounds like a happy ending to me.
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>>87302730
>>87301567

> It's sad so it's bad

I bet you're the kinda guy that goes to a funeral and complains about the lack of upbeat music.
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>>87301846
DAVILD DYNCHFD!!!!
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>>87302932
I thought the implication was that the dead man in the chair had committed suicide?
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>>87302840
Exactly. They kept saying "This is NOT Twin Peaks Season 3, it's an 18 part movie called The Return." But still, jerkoffs bitch. These porpoise fuckers would even be bitching if they'd called it:

Fire Walk With Me: director's extended special edition not-going-to-be-much-different-but-longer-with-more-lodge-shit final cut parts 1-18.
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>>87301677
Anon who posted all these question here. I sure hope they will make another season. The town of Twin Peaks is too fascinating.
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>>87302932
and if any of that bullshit is what happened, you might have had a point
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>>87301558
>>Who was the other Linda in the wheelchair?
>not sure what ur on about

I meant the wife of the Mickey character in Part 6. They talked about her in the car ride.

http://twinpeaks.wikia.com/wiki/Mickey
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>>87303277
well you've just answered your question there
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>>87301797
When the shot lingers on the forest after Laura's scream at the end of Part 17, I literally had to watch through my fingers it was so uncomfortable.
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>>87301290
I move car.
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