HITB

>uploaded 2 minutes ago

go away jay

haha they only do big blockbuster films.... fags

>>84224058
they both have shit taste, and seem generally unlikeable. and those two canadian guys are even worse.

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I can't put my finger on it but something looks very off with Mike and Jay

Transformers 5 confirm for being greatest film of 2017

what a GYP

>>84224008
WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE CANADIAN FRAUDS HERE?

THEY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

is it kino?

that was shit

I hope the Leafs replace Kike Cocklasa and Gay Bum-men

>>84224083
The canadian guy playing Jay does a really good Jay impression, he got the voice and mannerisms right

>>84224247
canadian mike has the alcoholism and depression down to a T

>>84224008
hi Jack

>>84224008
Why does Mike look fatter in this video

>>84224008
Hi Josh or Jack

You fucking suck shit

was this kino?

>>84224058
Fuck you it's forever.

We gonna get a BotW with the Canadians again soon then?

>>84224472
No they flew them down just for this two minute joke video and that's it.

20 comments and nobody has spot that its an a joke episode with 20 minutes of black screen

>>84224504
This

>>84224523
They're too busy spouting off the same old tired RLM memes

Am I being memed?

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>>84224008
What uh... what am I lookin at here?

>>84224008
These white males are the isis of movies

holy fuck do these guys ever review anything besides pop-garbage

>>84224008
YOU FUCKING HACK FRAUDS
I PAUSED OTHER THING I WAS WATCHING FOR THIS

WTF is wrong with Mike's hair?

>>84224736
This I just thumb down it idgaf

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>>84224008
>months without new content
>shitty non-BotW and gag HitB

See you in another half a year, Patreon suckers!

Well we have now confirmed two things

Rich has rebuilt the Wheel (confirmed on his stream), and the Canadians were there.

Wheel of the Worst episode soon.

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Mike Stoklasa has become the very thing he once ridiculed. Look at the Avatar review for instance; he spends 90 minutes going on about Cameron's blatant pandering to the lowest common denominator, marveling (no pun intended) at Cameron's proficiency for manipulating the audience to make them feel how he wants them to feel, how he wants them to think.

Fast forward a couple of years later. Jurassic World is released -- its heavily established to be a soft reboot operating on the hype of faux-nostalgia and Pratt's recent Guardians of the Galaxy success.

Mike loves it. Hits all the right buttons. Really gets his inner manchild going. He basically reveres the film to Jay Bauman's utter disgust.

This is the first sign of Stoklasa's downfall, his immediate descent into the anti-thesis of Mr. Plinkett. He's become lazy, brainwashed, unwittingly indoctrinated into the modern Hollywood machine sculpted by the likes of Disney executives.

It's October 2015. Disney gets in touch with Red Letter Media. They offer him a deal he simply can't refuse; he's instructed to praise Disney's numbered Star Wars episodes while taking critical albeit nonsensical liberties with the standalone films, all the while consistently spewing a casual commitment to every Marvel film that is released. Mike and his goons are heavily compensated for this, successfully turning the likes of the internet's pseuds into DDs (Disney Dudes).

The real enemy isn't Collider, or Loot Crate boxes.

It's Mike Stoklasa.

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GOD DAMMIT I JUST STARTED MY FORTY NINTH SUICIDE ATTEMPT!!!

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>literally nothing in the review
>comments too busy spouting RLM memes to notice

>>84224083
they got uglier

>>84224008
>20 minutes of darkness to draw out the video for ad money
fucking disgusting hypocrites. this has crossed the line, i just withdrew my patreon payment. and this is after i've only just started paying them again (i stopped for a long time after their TFA review)

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My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' will expose him as a fraud and be a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

>>84225406
>got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money
Source?

>>84224008
>paying for the privilege of a black screen
i shiggy diggy

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>>84225490

Anon saw Mike and Jesse leave a jewelry store in a mall in Milwaukee. Seeing as Jesse is basically unemployed (a directors credit is not actual work) then it stands to reason Mike bought it, most likely with Patreon cash.

I'm not watching this trash. What did they think of the movie? Or is this even a review? I'm reading the video is mostly just black screen

>>84225706
It's a shitty 1 minute sketch that isn't funny. and the other 19 minutes is just black screen to make the video longer and get more money.

thanks for watching our clickbait! make sure to donate to our patreon

these guys are like the DSP of film

Wow! This is pure, comedic art. Few content creators are willing to try something THIS innovative. Is there a Patreon™ I can donate to?

>>84225661
Oh so just something some autist made up

>Fuck movies
This is, without a doubt, my favourite intro line.

>>84224266
I guess that's the signal to watch the Star Wars christmas special episode again.
Loved all those 9/11 bombs by Mike.

Quit watching these idiots after I learned the fat one was a Trump supporter.

Shooting the shit and talking about movies ceases to be an apolitical act when you tell people to vote for Trump. By tellling people to vote for Trump they contributed to the downfall of our civilization.

They also contributed the downfall of /tv/ and are probably responsible for all the /pol/babies shilling on this board as of late

>>84225406
>no Wizard
At least you could update the pasta and just remove Jessi.

>>84225953
>Quit watching these idiots after I learned the fat one was a Trump supporter.
They both always seemed to be very "European", when it comes to USA's politics.
Meaning, "it's all shit".

>>84225953
>everything is /pol/

>>84225846
I saw Mike and Jesse at a jewelry store in Milwaukee yesterday. I told them how cool it was to meet them in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother them and ask them for photos or anything.
Mike said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Oh My Gawwwd!” but he kept cutting me off and going “Oh My Gawwwd! Oh My Gawwwd! Oh My Gawwwd!” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Mike trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen polished diamond rings in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the rings and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each ring and put them half in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>84224008
I unironically loved this video

>>84225953
/pol/-falseflagging /10

This was weak... it was like the 3rd time they've done this joke

>>84225199
Get ready for number 50

>>84225953
>after I learned the fat one was a Trump supporter.
Never happened you lying cuck.

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Well they teased this for a while with the early credit rolls but Bravo Stolklasa, you really out did yourself this time.

>>84226102
more you repeat a joke, more it's amusing ;)))

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>>84226052

>After she scanned each ring and put them half in a bag

3/10 for effort

>>84226117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQRmacNGFkM

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>>84226137
Wait a minute...that coat.

>>84225953
>>84226117
>>84226201
So Rich is for sure /our guy/ then right?

No but for real
>>84225953
is clearly retarded

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I WASTED 19MB TO WATCH THIS!

>>84226289
>So Rich is for sure /our guy/ then right?
If you're a reddit shitter from the_donald, then sure, he's your guy.

>>84226332
>If you're a reddit shitter from the_donald, then sure, he's your guy.
SLAAAAAAY #imstillwithher

can someone post the story about Mike, Jay, and the goofballs?

>>84226419
Yes, how dare these silly goys insult our puppet. #i'mwith(((THEM)))

>>84225406
Please take this post down right now.

>>84225846
>>84225661
>>84225490
>>84225406
So was this legit or...?

>>84226553

Jack why haven't you killed yourself already?

I giggled at Colin blowing his load until I realized this was Mike reusing a gag from how long ago now? Wasn't it on BoTW AND HiTB?

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>>84226567

>>84225977
He had one really bad episode, and several average ones.
Whats there to say about him beyond that?

>>84224058
It would be harder to generate views and make that Youtube money if they covered indie and foreign films.

>>84226567
Anon did probably see them at a jewelry. But who knows what they bought and how much they paid for it. And fuck if anyone knows how they paid for it.

protip: even if it was from patreon money, that shit is technically a salary. as long as they don't stop making content with it, who cares what they buy for themselves

>>84224008
cant wait for the video to be taken down for scam

>>84224058
>>84226677
What's what best of the worst is for

>>84226604
Mike did the gargling beer thing at the start of the Revenant HitB. I don't recall it from BotW

>>84226692
that's fucked up . money invested in the business should be spent on new equipment and shit

>>84226747
You could argue that patreon money allows them to focus on content without the need to go out and work an actual job to earn a living.

It's a relative. You might as well be hating on them for spending patreon money on food and heat.

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>>84225406
>mfw not a single solitary rlm fanboy cuck nu-male has successfully refuted this "review", especially the last paragraph

>>84226956
archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/>mfw not a single RLM fanboy/

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>that shitty slenderman video
>that lame """botw"""
>this meme hitb
its over RLM are finished

>>84227006
geta life loser

>>84225661
MIKE BOUGHT STUFF WITH HIS SALARY!!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!???

>>84225953
Wasnt there a hitb where they showed a vote trump banner at the very end of the episode? Am i crazy?

>>84226201
>anon doesn't understand satire
>anon doesn't even understand sarcasm

You may actually be retarded enough to qualify as a cripple.

>>84224918
>months without new content
You're retarded.

>>84227030

To be fair, the canadians are probably in Milwaukee to record a real BotW

>>84228138
>>84224918
The last 3 videos have been filler, it has literally been a week since the mummy review.

>>84229494

>a week

Not an abnormal wait for RLM

What happened to Mike? Did he get dental work in England or something?

>>84225953
Except none of them are Trump supporters you dolt.

>>84224918
Wait they rely on Patreon? I thought they were way too classy for that

>>84224008
that was great, but why do that for one garbage movie like t5, and not for other garbage movies like wonder woman?

>>84224058
>doesn't even watch to see that it's not a real review
go back to jerkin it to blade runner faggot

>>84225406

Doesn't matter what they spend their money on. Patreon is income, that's there business you fucking commie

>getting asshurt about getting banned when shit posting
I don't even watch reddit letter streams, but it's not good for business to allow shit posters to run rampant. These guys are smart and have turned their hack gig into a decent amount of income. Get a job faggot.

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>>84226201
>I'm too autistic to understand that they're joking

"Commit to the bit" you idiot

I kind of wanted an actual review desu.

>>84234390
if you liked 4 you'll like 5.

>>84234489
I don't watch transformer movies ever since I saw the second one. I just like to hear what their thoughts on the new movies are to know if I a would be getting more of the same or if the producers actually put out a good movie.

>>84234390
I was actually hoping for a full review from the Canucks. Still was kino. The 30 sheckels I gave them for a "very cool" shirt was well spent.

>>84224083
Those two were legit funnier than Mike and Jay

>>84234516
honestly i actually hated the series since the first one but started to really enjoy it after seeing part 4. the tone of the series is a lot less goofy now.

its still not based in real world logic or anything but its as fun as any other summer blockbuster. its like fast and the furious in that sense.

check out my quick review and summary if you want. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odq3EM8vNLU

>>84234663
Glad to be the first dislike

>>84234663
>It's better, now that the movies about space robots punching each other is less goofy.

>>84224008
People who act like they're too smart for Transformers need to be fucking gassed.

Is that picture supposed to represent Red letter media?

They probably work 3 days a week at most

>>84234663
>media rebel films

you're like the 12 year olds uploading stick figure animations to new grounds who call themselves "DarkSyde Productions" or something

>>84227030
That best of the worst was ok. Made me want to watch Hollywood Cop. Also Tums festival

>>84236275
I was actually ShadowMaster97 you fucking newfag learn some respect.

>>84224083
Mike lost some weight, and Jay got a hair cut.

>>84236099
Wouldn't it be better for the world if the people who liked transformers got gassed?

>>84225490
even if this was true, who the fuck cares? is mike not allowed to use his income however the fuck he wants? if he wants to give his income to his gf to buy shit, how is that wrong?

>>84236827
Literally everyone likes Transformers you fucking retard stop pretending you hate giant robots doing hella epic shit.

lazy frauds

>>84224008
>who was in the wrong here?

>>84225128
Is Mike a blood? suwoo

>>84231570
I'd believe it for mike just because he called Tina Fey a liberal cunt after 9/11 on some forum back in the day.

>>84225661
>Seeing as Jesse is basically unemployed (a directors credit is not actual work)
The worst thing is that there's a lot of people here autistic enough to actually believe this.

>>84226747
It's not an investment. They pay in order to get something back. As long as the "patrons" get that back, they have no bussiness telling them what to do with that money.

>>84229494
>months
>a week

>>84224008
Lynchian intro

>>84224008
You just know this was Jay's idea.

>>84225128

I don't really know these guys much. Watch their Prometheus thing and thought it was funny enough but yeah, anyone who like Jurassic World needn't be taken seriously about anything.

>>84224008
Why not make something instead of a non-episode

>>84236847
18+ :^)

>>84242450
because they wanted to make a joke video

Can't RLM just make an honest, earnest, genuine review about a regular movie?

What's with the ironically bad editing or awful movie choice? This is what, the 10th capeshit movie in a row they've reviewed?

>>84243767
>Can't RLM just make an honest, earnest, genuine review about a regular movie?
You mean like very other Half in the Bag episode that they've ever done?

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>>84224008
this is what 19k$ a month gets you.

>>84244703
Yep because this is the only video they put out this month.

They only review capeshit and bad blockbusters because that's all reddit and nu /tv/ cares about.

>>84245059
How can anyone even complain that that's "only" the types of movies they review when it's literally the entire point of the show?

oh look they are doing the same joke again instead of providing actual material. Smash that dislike button.

>>84224504
>flew them down
Milwaukee is a 5 minute walk from Canada

lost when the transformer noises started and cam zoomed on canadian mike

>>84245282
>instead of providing actual material
They've put out five other videos this month, and having the Canadians there definitely confirms there will be at least one Best of the Worst coming with them soon. Why would you get so butthurt that they also put out a stupid joke video in between their other stuff?

so did they like it or not

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FU.CK
I had gotten comfy and even took a shower just to watch this review and it was a ruse.

>>84246401
>FU.CK
>I had gotten comfy and even took a shower just to watch this review and it was a ruse.
That's what you get for watching the YouTube jew

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>>84224008
SHOW ME THE MUMMY

So, are they going to release a real review or do I throw the pizza in the trash?

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mfw i opened a 100cl bottle for watching the new botw & hitb and it turned out to be 1/3rd botw and 0% hitb.

What the fuck do I do with all this beer

T U M S

THEY BROKE NEW GROUNDS

haha ! will you at least upvo- I mean like my comment?

>>84224008
Fourteen-thousand "people" liked this video.

>>84248475
Drink it and maybe forget about how lonely you are.

>/tv/: WHY DON'T THEY REVIEW KINO!
Because Mike and Jay know they're only really talented in mocking blockbuster movies. No one wants to watch them review a decent film. The closest you'll get to them reviewing actual films is during Oscar season.

>>84249295
And why is that? Why does no one value or care for their opinion on regular adult movies?

>>84249295
But they don't even mock it, I'd be ok with that. They seem to watch it unironically.

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> More Canadian BOTW

Fuck yeah.

>>84249295
>The closest you'll get to them reviewing actual films is during Oscar season.

>implying oscar bait are actual films

>>84225953

are referring to mike or rich?

>people are mad about this
The autism on display. Embarrassing.