CAST SANDLER

>>86267789
Bane

I'd love to see him say "He didn't fly so good" in his Billy Madison character

>>86267789
But... wait, my favorite? Why would I think it needed that kind of improvement if it was one of my favorites?
>Hey, I love this movie, wouldn't it be fun if I pointlessly destroyed it by adding Adam Sandler!

OP, I think "the last movie you watched now stars..." is a better format for this joke.

hitler in inglorious bastards

Hawkins in Predator.

>>86267941
Play the game nigger

>>86267789
star wars: a new hope

he's luke and han solo.

>>86267789
Amy nu-russian "Comedy" exept first fir-tree. His presense will automaticly improve movie.

>>86268981
Oh fuck, i'm blind.

>>86267789
Death in Meet Joe Black.

american psycho as Paul Allen

he Drives

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>>86267789
I would like to see him as the guy getting raped in Deliverance

>>86267789
That first person shooter one that came out that was good. Then I wouldn't have to see him but he'd still be the main guy. Might hear his squeaky laugh but you can't have everything I guess.

>>86270149
me too

I'd cast him in Punch-Drunk Love

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>>86267789
The first one into the gas chamber in my shoah flick.

>>86267789
>He can play any character but he has to be a main character
are you retarded?

>>86271303
There's a difference between a main character and the main character

>>86267789
The bear jew

>>86267789

The Bill Wilson character in TDKR.

RJ MacReady from The Thing. I think it might be even better.

>>86267789
Idris Elba in The Dark Tower

I think he could have done as good or better than Paul Rudd as Ant man

>>86267789
Let's see Sandler play a drunk in Leaving Las Vegas
Bet he can't top Nic Cage's performance.

The Room

He might be able to pull off The Elephant Man if he doesn't ham it up as a joke

Tom Hanks in Philadelphia

>>86271355
Name one movie with more than one main character

>>86272925
He couldn't play Tommy

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>>86269538

>>86272925
Denny in The Room

>>86273037
he would not sound or act the same, but just Sandler reading the lines? It would at least take the movie from 0% to 2% out of 100

BvS
He plays Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Lex and Zod/Domesday

>>86271598
Only if Steve Buscemi plays the man in black and Rob Schneider plays the kid