how in the unholy fuck did Angelos survive his encounter with Kyras?
he got his shit slapped by a khornate demon, crushed to hell, then was unable to do shit while an orbital bombardment was called down basically on top of him.
Because he's Gabriel Fucking Angelos, that's why
Empra protects
because he was pure hearted. He saw his chapter in ruins and instead of despairing, he led the charge to right their wrongs.
And because the emperor protects the faithful, and Gabriel had proven himself true.
Reminder that in this state he is still strong enough to hold Chaos at bay lmao why would anyone even turn heretic if Emperor is clearly the stronger option?
Why don't we just get a bunch of psykers together and have them perform group suicide to create another Emperor?
Chaos gives you more personal signs of their power.
>that feel when you have an amazing dm that is great at world building and story and characters and rules and has been dming for for the group for over a decade and doesn't mind dming
Is this what heaven is like?
>that feel when you have a HORRIBLE GM who insists on starting new games all the time but they are shitty, uninspired reskins of popular video games and likes to take things away he "thinks is over powered" like sneak attack damage
>Also a very close friend so you cant open up too hard when he says "So what do you think?!" with a smile
I dont know what heavens like, but you can ask me all about hell
>>46156819
... why is he still your friend?
>>46156819
I'm sorry buddy that sounds really rough. Having a good long term game is a lot of fun. I hope you find heaven some day.
The imperium needs more men and women fightig in guard! So let's make a regiment!
First roll:
>Regiment Classification d10
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>46156750
>>46156760
Imperial Guard: A true regiment, drilled and competent in their service
Recruitment Criteria d100
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>46156792
Alright so... let me see if I got this straight: As far as I know, we were about to begin an attack at the Genestealer Cult when...
>Reads report.
A revolt occurred in the Hangar, something about Sister of Battle Amelia being kidnapped by Pariah Laroque and uh... a Necron aircraft.
The revolt ended with tear gas being shot by Inquisitor Jackson's men, the ship captain, the first officer, the pariah and the sister of battle got caught in it, the sister was successfully kidnapped by the necron and the pariah was shot by her on the neck. Then everyone left got carried unconscious to medbay, the traitor pariah's live is endangered, probably won't survive.
Huh... where is a commissar when you need one?
>>46156631Life* Fuck grammar why are we starting badly already?
>in the throne room on Othellan
>Amelia has just teleported in
>Era is nowhere to be seen
Where is the blank?
>the Eldar looks up from his book
who got shot?
Stat him, /tg/.
>>46156278
fluff!=crush/10
>>46156278
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —
>>46156278
10
When you cast Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger, exile two target permanents.
Indestructible
Whenever Ulamog attacks, defending player exiles the top twenty cards of his or her library.
10/10
Do you actually play in a basement?
Don't you have a cooler spot for tabletop stuff?
No, me and my friends all live in apartments.
>basement
>not the coolest part of the house
What the hell is wrong with your house, OP? On many a hot summer day I've noticed that the basement is noticeably lower in temperature than the rest of the house.
I'm genuinely glad that dumb board-tan thing finally died.
Hey /tg/ I've got a problem
Some of the people that I've met say D&D is a good game. We all know that D&D was based on anime which really fucking sucks, so I highly doubt that D&D could ever be good.
My real problem is that I was enjoying a perfect game of Vampire the Másqúérádé the other night and some fucking ignorant white male tried to talk to me out of character at the quad. Needless to say I ignored him, but he became indignant and threatened my safety with his objectionable behavior.
The campus police apprehended him, as they are paid to do with my tuition, but I don't believe he was charged.
What is the best way to ensure that this brute will no longer trouble our Kíndréd? I have considered elaborating upon the situation to ensure that the "police" (as they call themselves) think much of the altercation.
Thank you, /tg/. If it weren't for your quests to give me solace in the evenings I do not know what hell I would be trapped within.
-The Last True Man
I recognize your satire, but have no strong feelings about it.
Well, at least you're right about D&D being a shit game.
Nice b8 m80
You are doing a great job edition.
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Almost done with it. have started basing since taking the image.
>>46085788
Frequently requested
>>46085865
This guide is stupid when you could just prime white, wash, then paint white.
Stupid question, but how does one become a "games designer?" Someone like Alessio Corvatore? How did he get there to become a games designer and get paid for it? Not even joking, I've been curious about this for a while but I never really asked.
I somewhat designed a sentinel racing game when I was around a hobby store when I was younger, but it never really went anywhere but people had fun playing it.
Seriously curious about this and how to go about it.
>>46084595
I spelled his name wrong. It's Cavatore.
Please respond.
>>46084595
How does one become a writer or designer of anything? Go write. Produce content. If you want to be a game designer, go design games. Write about them. Show them to people. Put them out there. If people like them, polish them up and sell PDFs. Establish a name and try to get freelance gigs or a position with some company or make a business of your own work.
>been out for nine years
>sold less than 200 copies
>easily the least popular RPG of all time
Why do we allow these "people" to stain our hobby any longer? Exile them to board games where they belong.
>>46155117
It was better with the screamer
>easily the least popular RPG of all time
>>46155143
>"That character image is stupid, his/her outfit is way too flashy and impractical!"
>There are people who unironically apply this argument to games set in the late middle ages and early renaissance
>>46154851
No. There aren't.
>>46154851
>boobplate looks stupid and impractical!
>>46156032
Your current player character ends up exposed to a wild magic surge/weird anomaly and wakes up as pic related. Only your character has changed, the setting is still the same and they have all their previous memories and skills. Physically based powers have been lost, of course.
How does your character react, and what do they do next?
Bonus question: How do the rest of the PCs react?
>>46154760
Important question: Do I also get the gun?
>>46154760
What?
>>46155198
It's another take on the old
>your character wakes up as a girl, wat do XD
Let's see how things play out this time
They're not the same thing. Post pics.
System: Cypher
Setting: Deadlands
Warhammer fantasy 2e
The old world.
>>46154677
System: Unknown Armies
Setting: Unknown Armies
>>46154677
System: Exalted 2e
Setting: Freeport
What is the difference between an infernal contract, a faerie contract, and anangelic covenant?
>>46154374
Here goes:
Infernal contracts are generally soul binding agreements and if failed you suffer....horribly.
Faerie contracts would be to spread the flavor(Belief/Bewilderment) so the entity can feed
Angelic Convent: See Infernal contract but less ass-rapey. Essentially its not soul-binding and freewill comes into play.
>>46154374
Just the number of of attempts you need to get your way.
>>46154374