Cool land vehicle thread?
>>46095987
How's this for a firetruck?
>>46096021
While those things work, I can't help but think they were made only because someone thought it would be cool and that they could get away with it.
>>46096064
As far as I remember, "Big Wind" is the only one that was ever built. It was specifically designed to fight oil fires.
What are the best and worst qualities of /tg/?
>>46095920
>The Best
The Autism
>The Worst
The Autism
>>46095920
Mr. Burns and his Junior Jumbles.
>>46096381
this guy gets it
“Look at a typical Magic set today,” McMullen said, “There are black characters in the world inspired by Greek mythology. We spent a year on worlds inspired by Asian cultures. There are women warriors, women wizards, women sages, and women goblins. Whoever you are, you can see yourself in the game.”
http://www.forbes.com/sites/laurenorsini/2016/03/18/for-magic-the-gathering-diversity-is-the-marketing-strategy/#6dd321975393
I believe /tg/ called it first. This is the future you choose.
I don't understand what the problem is.
What's your point.
That's a rhetorical question, no one cares.
>>46095962
Yeah, sounds good to me. I want Magic to be more inclusive, it means more people will play it.
What would be the realistic downsides of having regeneration or fast healing?
unkillable cancer.
It feels good. Way too good.
wouldn't you naturally build up more muscle than a normal human? So at least women wouldn't look 'normal'.
> Saturday, June 13, 2015
SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/ziMsX6th
MECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/49M2eE8Z
“Alright, everything ready?” you ask. Everyone sleepily stands by the tank, holding their camping bags, ready to be mounted in the truck. “… come on guys, show some life.” They all nod, grumbling a little at having been woken up at 4 in the morning to get ready to get out for the day. You have to beat the morning traffic to the field, you have to shower, get changed into your new uniforms, the works. “Stack.” Stack looks at you, one eye open all the way, the other shut entirely. “Wear your uniform properly. You too, Winona.”
“Aw come on!” Winona whines.
“Nothing doing,” you say. “We want to look presentable. This is our first match of the tournament, and our first time being broadcasted live in front of millions of people!” Josephina slowly retreats into her coat, her eyes barely poking above the collar. “How are you going to look if you’re showing off like that!?”
Ingrid looks down at Stack’s chest. “It’s not like she has anything to show off.”
Stack glares at Ingrid. “I don’t like being bullied.”
[1/2]
>>46095698
[2/2]
You sigh. It seems Griselda isn’t here either. 5:30 in the morning. You’ve already got breakfast out of the way, you’ve already changed, you’ve already showered, you’ve already reviewed your notes on Kursk’s lineup and… You squint at Winona’ chest, and find it jiggling a little. You place your hands on your hips. “Winona.”
She looks up at you. “Hm?”
“Why is Cuddles in your shirt?” you ask. Cuddles slowly slithers up Winona’s neck as if nothing is wrong. Josephina yelps a little, surprised by it.
“Oh.” Winona yawns a bit. “He must’ve gotten out of his terrarium again.”
“We can’t go back to the dorm!” You check your watch. “That’ll take another half hour!”
“It’s fine!” says Winona. “Come on, he won’t bite!” Cuddles flicks his tongue against Winona’s skin, and she giggles a little. “Heehee!”
> “No. Find a place for him to stay in ten minutes. He’s not coming.”
> “Fine. But he better not surprise any of us while we’re tanking.”
> Other
>>46095709
> “No. Find a place for him to stay in ten minutes. He’s not coming.”
NO DISTRACTIONS, NO MASCOTS
>>46095709
put him in ur butt
Why do some monsters have to eat humans?
>>46095351
tasty
Ah, but does human flesh have any intrinsic property considering how difficult it is to acquire?
>>46095647
Probably more complex nutrients for more complex/magical creatures or something somesuch
Or it might have to do with the monsters' magical nature on some level requiring sentient life energy to subsist
Hello and welcome back to Mortal Kombat Thief Quest, a continuation of Mortal Kombat Konquest.
When we last left our desperately-hoping-for-a-break hero, he completed his plan to meet with the Black Dragon under the false pretenses of joining their ranks. After fighting and killing Kobra, and discovering his newfound power to absorb the souls of those he has slain, he was taken to the meeting site of the buyer of Shao Kahn's helmet and Wrath Hammer. Upon activating the beacon, the Special Forces attacked and drove off Reiko and his men, capturing Kano and some of his thugs. Cao's deception was successful, and was granted a device that could bring him and his sisters to Earthrealm, but conflict abounds within the young thief as he decides what to do next...
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
Outworld Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78sBDa5yWrs
Past Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mortal+Kombat+Konquest
Official Thread Document: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PLAW-jnJlb_JDSYtuC2xFzXdLJr1VgyRSRoWRZSXN8Q/edit?usp=sharing
Protagonist: http://pastebin.com/e4tKFPzr
Rules of Kombat: http://pastebin.com/xtgE60XZ
Damashi's Twitter: https://twitter.com/DamashiKonquest
Our story continues now!
Having made his pact and peace with Nitara, Cao returns to his home to be with his sisters. He still has the device to send them to Earthrealm given to him by Sonya, but he is conflicted. Asylum was promised for all three of them: him, Sanra and Hua. But he still has unfinished business here, and as he sits with his beloved siblings, he can't help but reflect on the fact that he's been saying that a lot lately. He used to never have unfinished business, but now he's involved with so much going on that it seems as though he can only take it as it comes.
He has agreed to help Nitara cross the sea and free her realm. He has agreed to help Kotal Kahn retrieve the Portal Stone, but he doesn't know when Skarlet will return with it. It was quite a distance away, the place where he left her to chase after 'Emperor' Reiko, given that it was a two-hour helicopter ride to get to the Living Forest. And what's more, Kotal Kahn has himself offered to bring Cao and his sisters into the Imperial fold. But could he stomach such a thing? Working for, or alongside, Kotal Kahn? What would his sisters make of it?
Cao sits with his back against the wall with his arms around his sisters. Sanra is asleep but Hua is awake, reading another one of her books. He smiles a lightly tussles her hair a bit, earning him a bright smile. Sanra, still weak from her ordeal but growing stronger, rests comfortably alongside him. He stares up at the ceiling, wanting only what is best for his sisters. Would Earthrealm life truly be better? Safer? Or would they be more protected here? Somehow he doubts the latter, so long as D'Vorah is around, especially after he did what he did to her when they last met. He thinks he still has some of her black blood on his hands.
Of course, there is another option... he could use the device now. Run away from it all and escape to Earthrealm with his sisters, forsaking Kotal Kahn, Nitara and Skarlet all at once. He's always been good at running away...
>>46095261
What do we do?
>A) You and your sisters will remain in Outworld until your tasks are complete
>B) Use the portal escape device to send your sisters to Earthrealm without you
>C) Hold off on deciding if you will go to Earthrealm until you know more about what Kotal can offer
>D) Go back on your word and use the device now to leave Outworld with your sisters
>>46095279
>>B) Use the portal escape device to send your sisters to Earthrealm without you
Team A: Cuchulainn, Heracles and Siegfried (all from original sagas)
Team B: Gandalf(Book), Dumbledore(book) and Merlin (from the Mists of Avalon Book)
team C: A squad of higly trained navy seal with standart gear but no comm equipament and no support.
Arena: Ruins of a castle in an island. Teams cannot cross the lake around it but can use the water and it's depths. Team start in opposite corners of the island with language in common and already briefed on situation. Center of castle there is a stash of 3 healing potions that heal anyone that drink it to a fully healthy, complete state, but won't cure death. (restore cut limbs, fatigue, hunger, thirst, etc).
If battle isn't over in 24 hours, everyone will automatically die.
Who wins?
And show your work.
>>46095179
Gandalf>Siegfried>Seals>Gandalf
MZBradley Merlin is ass, Dumbledore is worth less than a Seal.
I'm going to say Team A, because while Cuchulainn and Heracles are not as immortal, they are still just as relevant. Did I mention Cuchulainn is a wizard?
>>46095179
How the hell is she holding that bow up?
>>46095179
>one of these is a literal angel of immense power
>the rest are not
Ya.
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>What the fuck is Space Station 13
A top down atmospherics simulator with a "whodunit" on top. Survive in the station and do your department's job, while fixing the problems that the antagonists cause.
>How the fuck do I play this game? I keep hitting myself with things.
Use OOC and ask someone for help on how to play. People will almost always help you get a grip of the game if you're polite about it, just don't reveal too much in-round information in OOC.
other information can be found on the wiki. http://robustvinyl.com/ss13/wiki/
>DEHUMANIaE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED doesnt come through properly
Quick, list your ideas for a new job/type of job!
>>46095146detective
where is she ?
>>46094842
Chilling with Urza and Yawgmoth
>>46094878
>>46094842
Pic related
>You are Princess Zelda, heir to the fallen throne of Hyrule
>Your father, corrupted by Power, died in a coup, your Kingdom shattered in a civil war 10 years ago, the Hero in Green giving his life to ensure you escaped the conflict
>An uneasy peace has returned to the land, but omens of a descent into greater chaos than before loom on the horizon
>You, Zelda Hyrule, have the potential to claim your birthright and restore the Kingdom to what it once was, bring back true peace to the lands. Your path ahead is not set in stone; you must chisel it in yourself. What kind of Legend will you create?
And for reference, pastebin with stats, inventory, and some mechanics:
http://pastebin.com/YZJfZW64
>>46094658
[Temple of Farore]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzfUiE1ncys
You and your new ally step inside the Temple, the loud clank of her steps drowning out your own movement as you look inside. It's... better-maintained than you would expect something in the deeper forest to have. Guess the fairies try to make things as tidy as possible.
"So, how many Darknuts are in here?" Aveli asks the fairy floating behind you, axe in her hands readied.
"Many. I stopped counting and started fleeing after the sixth one." she responds. "At least one of them was wearing more ornate armor than the others..."
"So more than six, total." the Gerudo girl states in anticipation. "Want me to scout up ahead, Termina?" she questions, almost sounding like a puppy that's just found a new ball.
...That should probably worry you a bit.
>A. We should stick together, can't run any risks just yet
>B. I'll scout out ahead, I've got some tricks I can use
>C. Go for it, I'm going to look around here for a bit
>D. Something else?
>C. Go for it, I'm going to look around here for a bit
>>46094677
>>C. Go for it, I'm going to look around here for a bit
Post about X-Wing, Armada, FFG's Star Wars RPGs, d6, d20 (Saga), movies, shows, books, comics, vidya, lego, lore and everything else Star Wars related
Previous Thread: >>46045890
Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing and Star Wars: Armada Miniatures Games
>http://pastebin.com/Wca6HvBB
Fantasy Flight Games’ Star Wars RPG System (EotE/AoR/FaD)
>http://pastebin.com/wCRBdus6
>https://mega.nz/#!DkNTDTyZ!PUupCOep4RmRcsgI3rNhU_Pk_xcyFbYWnhrq8gwrVv0
Other Fantasy Flight Games Star Wars Tabletop (Imperial Assault and the Star Wars LCG)
>http://pastebin.com/ZkpXpbJ1
Fantasy Flight Games Dice App (Works with X-Wing, Armada, the Star Wars RPG system and Imperial Assault)
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/64xy3uy6vepll8v/com.fantasyflightgames.swdice.ver.1.1.4.build.9.apk
Older Star Wars Tabletop (d6, d20/Saga, etc.)
>http://pastebin.com/wXP0LdyJ
Reference Materials & Misc. Resources
>http://pastebin.com/AGFFkSin
All Canon Novels and Comics (via /co/)
>https://mega.co.nz/#F!2R5kDTqQ!WfrDla-jvDIn05U57T9hhQ
Just What IS Canon Anyways?
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Canon#2014_reboot
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Timeline_of_canon_media
The Clone Wars Viewing Guide
>http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1442/36/1442364889994.png
Writefaggotry
>http://pastebin.com/cJY5FK9T
Shipfag's hangar
>https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0ByhAdnTlOKOeQnA4SFByUC1aQWM&usp=sharing
>>46094373
What is that picture from? Children's book?
>>46094408
Star Wars Rebels.
Criminally under rated. We don't deserve a quality Star Wars show like this.
>>46094453
Filoni, is that you?
Hey guys let me know when you are here
>>46094026
Miellewds-guy here.
Sorry, a little late.
>>46094026
Here
>>46094385
>>46094383
Howdy
***
Once we are back home, we have a light meal and a bath before going to bed with a book.
Thankfully, the permanent light candle we enchanted way back is still good to go, so we place it on a shelf over our bed and get comfortable with one of the thick record books Yin handed to us.
Honestly, its just a series of handwritten numbers, dates and names. Since the Heavenly Empire is still used to writing numbers into words rather than using symbols, its really hard on the reader.
Baron Solis, Three thousand three hundred thirty two tons of corn. Tax collected, Three hundred and three tons of corn grains.
It is all written like that. A single line with each region, city, town and noble's harvest, tax and such, one under the other.
Honestly, columns and proper numbers will make things so much faster and easier to read and write.
~O~
Even though it is still mostly summer, this high up the mountains there's not much humidity, and with the high temperature difference between night and day, the temperature is more than cold enough for us to have the windows closed.
Well, dad had the manor's original windows replaced by double glass ones, so its actually quite warm once you close them, to the point it can be slightly hot after just a few minutes in a room.
In the height of summer, its hot enough that you want to keep the windows open, but at any other time of the year, you'd keep them closed.
"Eldric, make room." ~Lyann comes in from her bath. She is glowing with that fresh-off-the-shower look as she crawls into the bed with us.
We part the sheets and she stretches on top of us before we pull them back over the both of us. Her beautiful, soft body feels great as it gets squished between the sheets and our pajamas.
"Shouldn't you wear something to bed?"
"But you like it like this, don't you?" ~ she answers with a little smile as she supports her face on our chest
1/?
We WB warriors nao
If you don't have Eerie Interlude in your deck you're doing it wrong nerd
>>46093972
new and improved list, now with 200% more Legendary Vampiress Waifus!
You wanna go back to posting about Pumas and Craterhoof you big goonch?
The god of alcohol reads a prophecy saying that he will die soon. To ensure people will remember him, he engineers it so that his power will distribute equally into every tavern wench in the land, granting them all superhuman physical powers roughly on par with level 12 warblades. What happens after he dies? How does this affect society?
>>46093867
Baldurs Gate: Tavern wench edition happens. Everywhere int he land, powerful tavern wenches emerge, eager to prove their worthiness to lay claim to the god's throne. They amass armies of drunks and the entire world is soaked in blood and beer.
It's fricking awesome. Basically a heavy metal festival.
>>46093867
Probably they become much higher in social status, and a new generation of ordinary women takes over wenching.
>>46094049
What if the power is not something inherited by people, but inherited by the very profession of tavern wench? Would that mean every tavern is a temple? Does that mean getting hammered and grabbing a tavern wench's tits is a sacred act?