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Disintegration gun- Gun that fires nothing, just disintegrates into a pile of dust every time you pull the trigger. Reforms every 12 hours.

I have to say, this snake oil is a lot more potent than I was expecting.

>>46943722
>Bagpipes of hiding: Invisible while playing, must be loud enough to be heard to work
>Must be loud enough to be heard to work
You ever played bagpipes? There's not really any other possibility.

Skill checks in situations that don't have a time limit to them.

>Your master thief rolled poorly, so even though it's an easy lock and you could conceivably just keep working at it you will never be able to open its door.

>>46942163
>if you want to play a non-human character, you must roll on this table to see if you get one.
>after 3 failed rolls, you HAVE to be a human.

Doubly weird since the strong consensus in our group is that Humans are easily the most powerful race.

In practice, we've just ignored it, but I often wonder why the designers thought it was a good idea in the first place.

>>46942252
What system is this?

Magic is shit now.

Movie at 11.

>>46937807
they are too autistic to leave the house and play the game, so instead the shut ins just watch others play online

Fortunately for Wizards, Magic doesn't make money off of Twitch streams. Every block since Return to Ravnica has seen record-breaking sales that were better than the set before it. A lot of people are getting into Magic these days

Iron Warriors 128th company
Lead by Captain Demens. Riding along with 512th expeditionary fleet. After perturabo threw in his lot with Horus, Demens stayed loyal to Perturabo and decimated dissenting voices. The company was reinforced by remnants of WE 256th assault company.

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>>46935374
Additional fluff:

>All members are Soul-Bound to the High Priest and to the Lord of their Order; a Soul-Bound individual cannot directly disobey a direct command of the High Priest or their respective Lord. In addition, Soul-Binding means that members feel an instinctive connection with one another, and fight in much better cohesion and get along remarkably well for Chaos Marines (though rivalries and hatreds still certainly exist, and defection/disobedience isn't impossible and has been done before).

>Soul-Binding is a very dangerous and difficult process that most Initiates don't survive intact - those who don't are sacrificed to the Dark Gods as offerings. A Soul-Binding that doesn't take fully often results in the rapid devolution of its recipient into a Chaos Spawn.

>Slaves and ritual sacrifice are HUGE in their divinations and rituals - probably half of their operations are purely to get more slaves. More important rituals require more important slaves - consecrating Terminator Armor before battle can only be done with Astartes blood, for example.

>Believe in self-sacrifice and automutilation; nothing is free. You have to give something up in order to get something, often in the form of a pond of your own flesh.

>Cannibalism of non-Serpent Lord Astartes is often practiced, even encouraged. Human cannibalism is a daily occurrence and essentially required.

>Blood is the most important component of any ritual, but other holy materials include emeralds, turquoise shell (which they embed in weapons and armor frequently), bone, and gold.

>Regional Power that's allied with the Black Legion; in exchange for spreading Chaos and destruction in their region and fighting for Abaddon when needed, they often receive intel and support from the Black Legion. As long as they serve the Warmaster, they have complete control and authority in their sector of fringe space without worrying about Black Legion infringement.

>pic is their icon


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>>46935374
Whats the program you used to make that duder

seriously that mechanicus weapons thing last thread, wtf

>>46887339

Not to start shit, but he posted it on Reddit too. They seemed to like it.

>>46887410
>They seemed to like it

It was a fucking nightmare of poor choices and overpowered bullshit. How did they like it?

>>46965755
Remove chickin pls.
It not 40K.

csm will never get a new codex

How do you redo Marks of Chaos so that they make CSM feel mechically distinct from regular Space Marines?

>>46960260
Depends on the writer

>>46960260
>-Are they caseless, do shells come out when shot?
No. They're a two-stage charge; conventional propellant to get the bolt moving, and a rocket charge to keep its momentum up once it leaves the barrel. Otherwise they'd have weak momentum at close range and wouldn't do much damage.

-How fast is a bolt? is it faster than a bullet?
Probably yes.

-What kind of damage do bolts do?
S4 or 1d10+5X Tearing

-What kind of recoil do bolters have?
Yes

-what kind of penetration to bolts have?
AP5 or Pen 4

-how many shots per magazine?
24/30/60 depending on the magazine (Straight, sickle, drum)

-how much does a bolter/bolt cost to be made by the AdMec?
If you have to ask, you can't afford it. Dark Heresy prices it at 16 thrones a pop (by comparison, that's enough to buy a lasgun charge pack which is good for 60 shots and is reusable)

-What is a bolters rate of fire?
Rapid Fire, or S/2/4

-What is a bolters range?
24" or 90m

>>46960260

Boltgun
Range 90m; S/2/-; 1d10+5 X; Pen 4; Clip 24; Reload 1 Full; Two handed; Tearing

>>46960191
Okay.

>>46960191
>Most /fa/ army
>not dark eldar or IG
anon plz.

Guards have some really /fa/ regiments.

>>46957754
YOU FUCKING WALKED STRAIT INTO HIS MAGICAL REALM
FUCKING R U N

>>46957754
Please elaborate. There is a fine line that must be walked to determine if this is some depraved shit, or if it's still enjoyable by a mature audience.

>>46957754
It depends how it's done and the group.
Ignore /tg/'s memes none of them have actually played an RPG.

The best advice is just follow your own feelings on it.
I've played a few games with the GM magical realming anyway and they were fun.

>>46956334
Any setting where they bother explaining Magic as Science.

>>46956334
Beastfolk are just furry people. Werewolves lose their minds and eat their families once a month.

>>46956334
Are you telling me you don't like Dorf Fort, OP?

>>46954822
GURPS

The one that faces only upwards.

>>46954867
No upsides either.

There's a crackle of static in the air, coming from the P.A system speakers you see embedded in the walls. But before long, an oddly high-pitched voice rings out through the speakers. "Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? Testing testing testing testing! Man, this a pretty terrible P.A system! Anyway, please gather in the courtyard as soon as possible! C'mon, hop to it!"

The voice sounds so completely and totally carefree, that it seems so out of place in this weird situation. Edward, Becky and Rose all have puzzled looks on their faces.

What do you do?

>>46951182
Head to he courtyard, if they got access to the P.A. they either found something or know more than we do

>>46951182
To the courtyard then.

>>46950340

Immortal Lord Trump of 'Great Terraforming Comglamaration of Unites States of Earth'.

France

A genius bard, an artist of legendary skill and taste whose search for beauty lead him down a dark path, heartlessly destroying anything before him that he deemed ugly or foul.

His legions march with a smile, their colours bright, their armour gleaming, purging imperfection from his world. Cities in his domain are bright and clean, full of smiling people in clean clothes, because not smiling or being grubby is punishable by death.

People labour long hours upon artworks and poems as tithe to him, while fields go unworked and people starve, deemed irrelevant to his grand vision of a pure, beautiful world.

Yeah, then he broke the fifth, sixth and seventh walls to escape a labyrinth.

>>46944922
No, and if someone in my group did I'd probably break their spine
>>46944948
>Sensible kek

I once had a character that believed he was being watched by beings from another plane whenever he fought so he always fought with flair: adding flips, twirls and other flashy shit. Sometimes adding quips on kills to look even more awesome.

Does that count?

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Kender or any similarly written chaotic stupid kleptomaniac races.

>>46940434
This.

That and [animal name]-folk.

But Kender are top of the hate heap.

>>46940407
Anything that's just a Japanese animu insert race just for the sake of letting everyone else in the group know that you're really into naruto or whatever the fuck.

I'm fine with Japanese themed races but I'm sick to death of hearing about foxgirls and cat eared daemon-nymphs.