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>>9048541
> I passed all of 4 of my classes
really not trying to be a dick, but if you didnt pass them i'd probably tell you college isnt for you, at least right now. Anyone who actually fails a class their freshman year, that's not a good indicator of future success

>>9048548
Why did you assume that I didn't past my classes?

>>9048541
YOure to be confined to the stupid questions threads until you complete the calculus sequence
YOu crossed a big line making this thread and you ought to be permanently banned from the chans

>>9048505
>Uses newspapers are proof.
Are you this mad about us being right?

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>>9048505
>anthropologists
>scientists

>>>/his/ or >>>/pol/

Please stay on the religion containment boards thanks

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What is "things that never happened"?

Potent Potables for 500

>>9048398
jesus christ I hope this is true

>>9048398
I know this isn't true but I really want it to be.

*unzips principia mathematica*
heh.... that's where you're wrong, m'lady

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>>9048251
>*Blocks your path*
What did you say to her?!

Why the jew star?

is she(he) some sort of mathemajewcian?

>>9048189
Ask her to teach you Real Anal.

>>9048189
Only if you record it and put it online so we can make fun of her.

>>9048199
probably couldn't get away with that. at most a picture and summary

Skip all the steps and take the energy source you'd use to rub the pieces together instead.

>>9048004

So you're saying I could just have the copper and steelwool on top of say a block of lithium with a power outlet and the heat would transfer to the lithium?

ur mum rubbed her steel wool against my copper wire last nite

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>>9047946
String Theory

>>9047946
Because Relativity has holy status among the establishment at the moment and any scientist who challenges it is labeled a crackpot and shunned.

Used to be that you waited for the previous generation of establishment to die off (how Relativity became popular in the first place; old establishment hated it but they died off) but for some reason things don't really change as much between generations.

Einstein was fucking dumb.

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>>9047562
Germans clearly won physics (unusual monopoly in quantum). Brits won biology and maybe chemistry. Americans, or at least American institutions, kind of wiped the floor with both though.

>>9047562
Jewish scientists.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_Nobel_laureates

>>9047571
Ok lol yeah clearly when I was talking about Germans, Brits, and Americans, I was referring to Jewish Germans, Brits, and Americans lol

>kill all the mosquitos
>niggers consume the planet even faster

great idea, champ

>>9047395
mosquitoes have their role in the environment
think of the food chains that could collapse with their eradication

Google biolabs is releasing 200,000 genetically engineered mosquitos that renders one gender sterile. Mosquitos make up a very small part of their predators diet and are easily replaced when eradicated

>>9047209
>chemist
>not just making meth
Have you even seen breaking bad my dude

>>9047209
nah, thats real. cost of living bro.

>>9047209
>chem phd
>not going into industry
Chem PhD only looks cool through our late 20's and early 30s, after that you look like a complete brainlet compared to physics grads who publish papers on a weekly basis. Go into industry, or go to med school if you care about money so much.

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I married an ASHKENAZI girl, so my son's might!

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Blocks your path.

Pretty sure it's a lot more complex, since he's dead.

>know
>quantum

>>9046884
Not much of anything if you don't look at untested QG theories.

>>9046884
>Gravity
>In quantum mechanics
Literally nothing, that's like the biggest issue people are having right now, nobody had been able to integrate quantum physics and gravity together

all of the ASHKENAZI girls in that audience are soaking their panties for sure

>>9046726
F-Theory is one of the more complicated theories in String Theory. So probably no one here.

I saw Ed Witten in a grocery store in NJ today. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Ed trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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Quite simple, desu. It's cause it's a popular degree and chan culture by virtue is very contrarian.

>>9045799
>contrarian
WRONG

CS is gay because such degrees are almost predominantly comprised of retards. Unfortunately, you can say the same of many engineering programs as well, hence the stigma.

>>9045805
Exactly the reason I'm taking CS this fall. After interviewing 20+ autistic retards who thought they were going to be thought how to program in school; I will have no problem aceing their interviews. Also I'm taking it to get into research later on, and CS skills are very needed in other fields. Make sure your degree is heavy in math and physics though, otherwise your getting memed on

>claims to have high iq
>asks basic questions about evolution and clearly shows a lack of understanding of evolution
brainlet
>6'1
lmao and a manlet too

Learn a bit more about evolution and you will understand

>>9045471
>MUH IQ BRUH
>while writing with reddit spacing asking stupid questions
wew lad