What's that ">one" thing you're currently worried about /r9k/?
Guess I'll start.
>Buy onaholes
>Worried mummy might find boxes
>Break them up into a million pieces
>Flush it
>Worried about sewage blockage
>never having any interest in a real life human
The only people I care about are fictional characters. I've genuinely fallen in love with fictional characters/fictional worlds. Real life humans/the real world is extremely uninteresting and miserable. I don't want to be alone forever, but I'm almost completely uninterested in actual people, and I can't form any strong emotional attachments to them. It sucks. I'm tired of this realm, I want to hang out with all my favorite fictional characters in a fictional world.
>>34769485
> buy fox tail buttplug
> it's in my closet which is being renovated today
> hidden in make up bag
> hope no one opens it
>>34769485
You really could've disposed of those much more efficiently, silly OP. At least it's only prosthetic muff to slip your wick into, and not some behemoth leviathan kawk to ride on shootings star with until your insides fall out toobeeonnest.
>>34769608
>At least it's only prosthetic muff to slip your wick into, and not some behemoth leviathan kawk to ride on shootings star with until your insides fall out toobeeonnest.
It sounded better in your head
>>34769628
Whatever that's supposed to imply, maine.