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>Gosh your skin is so warm. Do you mind if I come a little bit closer? There, that's better. No, it's okay, you can put your arm around me. It's nice actually. Jeez Anon we've known each other for weeks now and it's like you're still scared that any little mistake you make is going to make me lost interest. You're so silly! But that's why I like you. Really, it's fine. You can hold me as tightly as you want as often as you want. Lying here with you is the best feeling in the world..
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women would never say that or talk like that so these roleplaying threads only help further isolation of autists since theyll be disappointed when cute girls act completely unexpected
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Holy shit lmao, you men are really delusional. That's not how women talk, but keep writing these fictional fantasy texts I guess.
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>>34769818
Don't listen to the normies op, these threads are comfy.
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>thin as a stick
DROPPED
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>>34769818
>"your skin is so warm"
>tfw your hands are always ice-cold
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>>34769849
>>34769852
Of course you cunts, we know women don't have a shred of sympathy for men. At least leave us the fantasy.
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>>34769818
you know at one point i had my arm around her and everything one night but she still went for someone else i fucking hate myself
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>Wakey wakey, sleepy head! Hey, look out the window. Look! Look how foggy it is today, you can barely see five meters ahead. I know it's pretty chilly outside but would you come for a walk with me? We don't have to go far.. I just love taking walks at this time of year!
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>>34769849
I've had women say this to me though.
One girl I know invites me to put my head in her lap or cuddle up next to her whenever I go over to visit. She always says I'm warm and smell nice.
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>>34769849
This is why anime is so bad desu. No one is actually sweet.
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DlE, INSECT
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Its all a lie guys. Trust me, if a girl lets you hold her like that, its out of fear not affection. You'll never be anything more than monsters to them anon's, embrace it.
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>>34770060
If no one is sweet in real life then what's the point of accepting it? I'd rather live in a nice fantasy than a shitty reality.
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>omgg anonnnn. wake up sleepy. you promised me we'll go to the park today. hurry up and get dressed
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>>34770114
That's the way to do it, bro. Shun reality, embrace fantasy.
All you need from reality is enough money to buy food and whatever escapist media you prefer. Fuck the rest.
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>>34770088
what does that even mean? you intimidate women so badly they're too afraid to stop you from holding them?
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>>34769818
>>34770049
>>34770146
>if only real life was like this
we can dream, can't we boys?
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> Oh vey! Goyim your sheckles fill me with such warmth. Mind if I have a few more? There that's better. Feel free to give as much as you like, it makes you seem more ethical. Jesus goy, we've known each other for a whole 30 seconds but you're worried about if you're a racist. That's what I like about you though. Really it's fine, give me all of your sheckles and you definitely won't be considered a bigot. Being ethical and promoting only views we find acceptable, is the best feeling in the world.
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>>34770049
Sounds like something a grandmother would say to her grandson.
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>>34770146
Sounds like something a younger sister would say to her older brother
You degenerates don't actually associate any of this behavior with something you'd expect your gf to do/say, do you?
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>>34769818
>implying I would ever sully myself with a succubi's touch
>>34769849
>>34769852
Honesty
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>>34770351
It's literally rape if she's afraid to say no.
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>>34770146
I remember when I was 19 or 20, my girlfriend would come over to my house and jump into bed with me to wake me up.
It's her 30th birthday today. She sent me a message this morning asking if I am in town. I want to see her so much. Haven't seen her in 6 or 7 years. But I'm a fucking neet now and too ashamed to meet her.
God fucking damn it.
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Just imagining the fat fuck neckbeard writing this shit is hilarious.
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>>34770924
Meet her, revel in nostalgia and bang her. Then return home and weep.
Don't get together in any meaningful way.
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>>34770924
You can try, I don't think it will be bad. But don't forget to wash and shave!
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my day started to nice...
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>>34770954
>>34770963
Haha I don't think it's gonna happen. I haven't been out of the house for so long. It is nice that she still thinks about me though.
Thank you guys for the (you).
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>>34769818
I-It's geek squad, I'm here to install your new flatscreen.
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