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>>34782818
Thirst for gay homosex

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>>34782840
I agree with this

but im not a gay

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First for wanting to procreate with Hannah

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And there's no better bread than tiger bread from Tesco. Food of the gods.

>>34782908
I was never interested before but now I do nothing but lust after her now. That is my deadly sin.

Wow all the forced memes are coming out early ITT

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First for self harming oneitis who once cut a swastika into her hand.

Any one else feeling like shit at the moment? Having a bit of the old depression and trying to find some vidya to play while I let it pass. Stoic master race

>there are people who actually live inside the bubble in this thread RIGHT NOW

lmao desu

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>>34782908
>those knee highs
>that skirt

HNNNNNNGGGGGGG

10th for wanting to be an ape man
https://youtu.be/aRHqs8SffDo

>>34782997
what the hell is the bubble?

Lads I'm serious about weight loss now, looking at calories and what-not.

I feel like my progress is slow, is this normal? Went from 70kg -> 68kg from beginning of the month to now.

Been following 1500 calories to a T and it's pretty abysmal progress.

>>34782908
Shes perfect. I love the plain jane look so much.
The mid-riff is red flag though, into the trash she goes.

>>34783028
Normie life, being """happy""" with what they're doing.

>the first thing a yank experiences is having his dick sliced up

No wonder they behave the way they do.

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i think a quick bedtime waifu call is needed eh lads
>post
>ignore that sound outside that sounds like a car being stolen
>bed
nighty night lads

>>34782948
19 bi INFJ ambivert atheist feminist cat-lover & killjoy
This makes me lust after her less.

Completely lost control of my life.

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>>34782908
OH SHIT

Did a little more digging on this QT and found out she has a secret account in which she posts shit about her depression and how much she hates her normie sister.

She is a robot, we should invite her to r9k.

>>34783061
Are you exercising little piggy?

>>34783064
I am going to burst those bubbles.

>>34782986
Actually feel good atm desu. Well not good, but back to my regular baseline if depression, its like an old friend. I'm always at around a 3/10 for depression, 10 being suicide. Past few months though I've been at a constant 8. Felt out of touch with reality completely. Every thought was negative and resulted in my suggesting suicide as the solution.

I'm probably just having a manic phase, I'll be back to intense feelings of dread with my weetabix tomorrow. You should play a comfy RPG like the first fable.

>>34783159
No. It's cold and miserable out there and gyms are full of obnoxious chads.

>>34783226
>obnoxious chads
Most of the ripped people in the gym are actually pretty cool if you speak to them. No one really judges anyone in the gym unless they're a total cunt. Although in mine I do have groups of 15 year olds who basically do nothing and sit on machines.

Why do you keep going?

What is pushing you forward in this mortal coil?

Tell me lads.

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>>34783102
Posted.

Night night mate.

>>34783272
To see what happens next.
Aliens? Nuclear war? Return of Christ?

Who knows.

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HE ACTUALLY DID IT!

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!


originalio

>>34783226
Just buy a pair of cheap dumbells and work out at home.

>>34783226
You need to exercise you naughty little oinker.

>>34782986
>applied for 30 entry level jobs
>wait a few days
>not a single reply
>found one of the websites is a scam gathering personal info and cv's to sell on
>was getting PPI and life insurance calls all week

Feeling quite down old chap.

When a call comes (thinking its an employer) I get elated and feel my heart rush, I compose myself, answer... its a spam call, tell them to fuck off and remove me from the calling list before I call the Feds.
Salt in the wound....

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FRESH FUCKING TWEETS FROM HANNAH HOT OFF OF THE PRESSES

>>34783272

remote chance of a gf
even if the probability is 0.01% i will persevere

they said brexit could never happen, trump could never happen, gf could never happen

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>>34783382
>my body is just the bane of my entire life desu

>>34783382
Bitch needs a dick thrust in her aorta

>>34782924

>crappy generic white bread
>not having the traditional irish wheatened loaf

whatapleb. Shame tesco is full of white chavs and pakis who can't appreciate pumpernickel bread or proper sourdough (sourdough BLOOMER I'm laughing m8).

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>>34783061

If you took a gram of steroids, preferably tren, you'd lose fat a ton easier.

>>34783272
I don't know to be honest. Hope I guess. Its kind of scary though when I get moments of clarity, because in clarity I realise there is no hope. Delusion is the only state I can happily exist in. Sometimes I think everything is going to be okay, I'll learn to be normal, learn how to speak my mind naturally and develop relationships. But then I get flashes of my past. Memories of my social behaviour when I was younger, and my behaviour is consistent with who I am now. Its kind of disheartening to know I've always been like this, and unless they find a way to give me a new brain, always will be.

Feels like I'm just an observer while everyone is living around me. Like I'm communicating with people through a long tunnel, if I shout hard enough, maybe they'll understand be. But you can't have a relationship through a tunnel and they'll probably just say to their mates "that autistic kid keeps yelling down the tunnel, wish he'd fuck off".

I guess I just keep living because I'm a romantic. To experience a life, even if its full of constant pain, is better than not feeling anything. I'll be dead in 60 years of so anyway. The end result is the same, may as well wait it out. Thanks for reading my blog.

>>34783464
If you keep posting about steroids, I demand to see your body. I have the exactly the same clen btw.

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>>34783422
Tell me about Hannah. Why does she moan on twitter?

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Awwwww what a QT 3.14

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>>34783464

What is this...
>tfw no facial or body hair and won't qualify for testosterone because i have a benis

The other day I was at the pharmacy and a work experience kid engaged me in jolly conversation, he asked "How old are you anyway?", I replied "27", his eyes widened, my guess would be he thought I was a similar age fellow, in shock he exclaimed verbatim "Oh my days are you serious you look 17! Naa I don't believe you!".

LIFE. IS. SUFFERINGGGG

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>>34783522
shes a cute girl

banenenene

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>>34783608
For you.

Original baneposting.... for you

Time to dream
I hope I die in my sleep
Praise kek

>>34783592

I have a baby/feminine face even when on steroids so it's just genetics.

A 3 gram vial of testosterone costs 20 quid from taylormade, that's like, 5 weeks worth of a beginners cycle.

>>34784089
Wouldn't wanna take it without doctor's advice though.

Objectively speaking a test supplement won't all of a sudden make me a pussy slayer.

The opportunity to learn how to socialise and talk to girls without sperging out is long gone.

>playing stardew valley
>they made the negro a scientist and he has a half cast daughter with a white woman
Wew. Dropped this faster than a ton of bricks

>>34784266
>stardew valley

Be under the assumption all modern games are cancer and co-opted by der Juden to influence borderline-depressed male gamers into the SJW doctrine.

Go to GOG and find some nice old games there.

>>34784310
I think I might take you up on that. I've had planescape torment sitting in my GOG library for far too long.

>>34783464
>>34783521
Yeah do it faggot. Let's see the masterpiece extreme juicing has produced.

>>34784266
I really tried to get into Stardew Valley but I just couldn't. I don't really get whats good about it

>>34784310
Ahhh the magical black scientist with obligatory white woman.

>>34784410
it's just comfy and calm

you grow some crops, mine some ore, chop some wood, fish some fish - nice change of pace

>>34784581
Yes, but negroes and half casts

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>on the water temple
Help

lads the racists are winning, lets raid this poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/12313007

>>34783097
it was out of our control

>>34784334
Planescape is a masterpiece. Just be prepared for a bum load of reading.

>>34784604 Whats wrong with niggers in a game about farming?

>>34784745
A niggers never successfully farmed shit (i.e. afrika) unless there's a slave-master to encourage them.

>>34784678
You still using the shit site that requires a dodgy script?

>>34784771
What about the pyramids mate?

>>34784841
Not made by negroes

>>34784726
I love games with some good reading. Might play the witcher as well actually.

>>34784841
WE WAZ ORIGINAL POST N SHEEEEIT

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>>34782924
Sourdough or kill yourself

>>34785065
>sourdough
>not soda bread
End it now, mate

>>34785104
Soda bread is quite literally just sourdough-lite

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>>34785065
>Not Tesco's finest

CAN'T SLEEP
LECTURE AT 11AM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34785323
>lecture
What are you studying?

>>34785336
Maths at a very well known uni full of hyper-chads

>>34785390
That's a shame. I can't make fun of you.

>>34785514
I have lectures on Saturday anon, I've already fucked it

>>34785561
Well, at least you're not doing a film degree like me

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>>34782818

>tfw body temperature gets dangerously low, and you spend hours trying to fend off hypothermia

I'm hoping this thread is still here when I get up. Someone keep an eye on it please.

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finally managed to wank and it felt sort of ok

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doodle bump

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night night thread hope you survive

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>>34782818
thnx op i cum on blk retriever now he dalmation

sad twats