so /r9k/ how is your sex life

>>34836360
Used to be great

Now it is pic related

I haven't masturbated in a couple days.

Having sex with loose roastie whores is beneath me and I have little interest in breeding as it stands.

>>34836368

I see what you did there and I had a chuckle

>>34836360
I've gone so long without sex that I'm at the stage where I'm convincing myself I never wanted to have it in the first place.

>>34836360
eh, could be better, could be worse

bout to jack off for only the second time today, so, take that how you will

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>>34836360
Worse than pic related's sex life

>>34836360
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA

origiwiseau

>>34836360
Non-existent.

Also the movie based on The Disaster Artist is playing at SXSW and I really want to fucking go

>>34836492
Oh hey they finally showed off more than an announcement cool
>check cast
>see greg isn't playing greg
What the fu-
>casting agent-greg sestero
Oh, okay, as long as he's in the film
That guy is cool

>>34836492
i doubt it's going to be as funny as the book because james franco isn't funny at all

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>19th birthday coming up
>still a virgin

Guys why is this film such a masterpiece?

>>34836360
Where do you think we are?

Orikalkhum

>>34836849
JUST LET ME WATCH MY ANIMUS IN PEACE

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>>34836617
I like him too. Tommy's got a cameo as well, Franco said it was "the oddest day" on set.

I'm hopeful, honestly.

>>34836360
Sex? Life?
Two words I dont recognize

>>34836360
not horrible, on average I get a lay a year, its just annoying cause I'm a major horndog so even if its the same chick, I'd still rather bone her everyday than not.

>>34836680
so? I lost mine at 19 my first year in college