>meet downstairs neighbour
>she starts talking about her work and how a guy there bullies her
>deduce it's because he has problems with his wife, and that he knows she likes him
>me,almost wizard vrigin who never had a gf, start giving her advice
>autisticsweating.exe
>she says im probably right
>tfw I wonder if I am a good neighbour
When I had friends everybody would come to me with dating advice, because when you're so disconnected and have never experienced a relationship the problems involved are comically fucking simple.
>>34917836
I thought it was a meme. It turns out there is something to it.
I do the same thing on a daily basis. But without the sweating and nervousness. Who cares. Its a girl. There's thousands of them.
>>34917797
It's time, anon.
It's time for you to furiously masturbate the thought that your neighbour will oneday force you to be her pegging bitch.
>>34917892
She is like 20 years older than me and I don't have an intent of hitting on her. Autistic sweating is because I am supposed to support this person in a field unknown to me.
>>34917916
Good and veri original idea
>>34917836
Im more of a void. People just tell me things and they go out the other side and I'll occasionally throw in a joke to keep them going