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Have you ever walked in on someone having sex, anons? I just found my crush having sex with my twin brother
>In love with qt3.14 asian grill since I was in middle school
>Barely talk to her because I am autistic
>Brother mentions to me one night he has yellow fever
>me_too.jpg
>He tells me he's met a girl and he's going to ask her out
>"Good for you, bro."
>Fast forward through two weeks of secretly jacking off to asian grill
>My brother tells me that his new gf is coming over tonight while I'm at work
>Manager lets me leave work early
>Come home and head straight for shower
>Find that the bathroom door is open and the shower's already running
>Autistic enough to forget the my brother's gf is coming over
>Autistic enough to decide to take a shit while my brother's in the shower
>Yes, I've done that before
>Go through door
>See my brother fucking my crush doggy-style in the shower
>They don't notice me because there too into it
>Leave as quickly and quietly as possible
>Return to bedroom and fap while imagining being the one fucking her in the shower
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>>34917932
Are you identical twins?
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>>34918089
Nope, he was born with the better looks and I with the smarts
Wait, no that's a lie, we're both smart, I was born with the autism
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>>34917932
pic of asian qt
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>>34918364
No I don't want to be any more cucked than I already am
Also I guess no one else has walked in on anyone?
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>>34917932
I walked in on my niece having lesbian sex once, she was cheating on her current boyfriend at the time too
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>>34918364
never happened to me or anyone I know but I'm sure you're not the only one. Just go and talk to them. I asked for a pic of her bc I'm also feeling like they could change my life for the better but living in an Eastern European country it's not often I see them. The only ones I see are like stundents coming and they're not qts and I said to myself that the next time I see one Imma walk up to her and be straight forward. This given to the fact that I've seen a perfect girl once and just stared at her while waiting for the light to turn green and I regret not doing anything.
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>>34918783
>>34918443
wrong at@
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>>34917932
>doggy style
good for your bro dude
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I've been walked in on but never walked in on anyone. I made all my friends when I was a robot and then when I became more normie I kept the same friends so I've never had any friends who would be fucking anyway
>be fucking in dorm on upper bunk
>roommate walks in with his sister
>gf hides under blankets
>they don't see her cause we're up high
>pretend I was just sleeping naked
>chat with them for like 15 mins while my gf stealthily starts sucking me off under the blanket
>eventually they leave but will be back in a sec
>I quickly bust in her mouth and she rushes to dress and leaves
>they probably knew
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In highschool I was included in a lot of "cool kids" stuff because my best (and basically only) friend is the complete opposite of me and people like being with him.
On weekend we went camping (like 10 people) and I woke up twice one night by two different couples having sex.
I can't imagine having a more awkward camping trip. First time I didn't realize what they were doing, so I threw some acorns at the guy and told him to be quiet. Good thing I didn't see them for a few months after that.
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