>Come and get your dinner my little Anonnie!
>Mommy's been cooking this all day in her special oven just for you!
*PPPRRRRRTTTT* *HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGHHHHFFFFFFFFFFHHHHGG* *THUD*
>Oh my what a huge loaf mommy made! smells heavenly too doesn't it?
>There's a little morsel still left on the opening of mommy's oven, be a good little boy and suck it out before you tuck into the main course!
>>34928749
Haven't seen this literal shitpost in awhile.
>>34928749
reread your thread then reevaluate your life
>>34928749
We need a brap uprising
>>34928797
lmao
originaliere
>>34928793
This is precisely what I was thinking
Imagine what OP's life must be like
>>34928749
It's hard enough to get a qt to let me even watch her poop.
How the hell do you find someone to feed you it?
>>34928859
You don't. You farm public toilets. At least that's what I do.
>>34928859
>>34928931
There was one girl in my college dorm and I tried so many times to use the restroom after she shat. She was either just really careful about not letting anyone do it or she knew that I was up to something.
>>34928931
>public toilets.
>public
That just sounds disgusting
>>34929021
I mean I've seen some leftovers from qts before, but it's not the same. I'd rather have it from the source
>>34929021
Yeah, you usually have to fix the toilets. I've heard about all sorts of contraptions people use, but I usually just stuff it with tp so it doesn't flush.
I don't understand how you people can be into literal human feces..
Wtf is wrong with you
>>34929100
>>34929129
No, I just wanted to masturbate while wallowing in the stench. Even if I came into the bathroom and her shit was still floating around, I probably would just inhale the fumes but not actually eat it. Maybe it's because she actually wasn't that hot
>>34928749
how the FUCK does she get a log that big out
>tfw no gf to launch logs like these directly onto my face and mouth
I can deal with farting fetishists
but this?
No
If we are god's children then he's a shitty parent.