Post a voice clip so I know what your problem is

>>35021733
tumblr getting boring this time of night so infest this board with your cancer

>>35021760
Write an actual fucking sentence you ridiculous creature.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S7ehQXxJUR

Where do I go to get raped like this by a qt leftist?

>>35021938
Pay taxes in Massachusetts.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rJ43DK9n3e

>>35022350
Ah, actually, my problem is that my mouth is too close to the mic, isn't it?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D7tzi0Ldqe

>>35022350
You try to seem cheerful but people can see through it and realize how unhappy you are.

>>35022417
nailed it

origioli ravioli let me postioli

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>>35022416
You're empty, you don't know who you are because you aren't anybody at all.

I didn't want to diagnose your fucking problems, I wanted an actual vocaroo thread. Sing songs for each other, try to be funny.

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>>35022578
>You're empty, you don't know who you are because you aren't anybody at all.

You fucking nailed it, kiddo!

>thread gets to page 4
>thread will almost certainly slide off the catalog unless I bump it
Fuck you /r9k/. Goodnight.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uHhn2fF3iN

>>35021733
I would join the left just to have this happen to me, as a matter of fact I am on the left and this never happens.

>>35022890
>>35022578
>wants a vocaroo thread
>doesn't post own voice
>expects other people to entertain them

no fuck you

>>35022989
My voice was posted in this thread, so none of that.

>>35021733
For op

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xJPKSNVAKl

>>35021733
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FyhyGXyH2N

>>35023544

You're too young for this board

>>35021879
You have some pretty good insight on the board culture man

I'm mobileposting like a little bitch.
https://clyp.it/qiciebaz

>>35023544
you're retarded alex

>>35021797
you know what it means so it's fine

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>>35021733

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OZURBzqwdv

>>35021733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZJpzGfw4bq

>>35024815
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZJpzGfw4bq
bump mein kamf

>>35021733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E37B5tKeLp

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DnVnIxMP40

>>35025108

this

http://sissyslutcaps.tumblr.com/post/116871122914/you-filled-in-for-your-mom-at-the-pta-meeting-to

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06VKkMZq4E3

my problem should be easy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KY1BXwWvMA

blahlblahlblah

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>>35025704
Fuck off. Leave and never come back.

>>35025747
I've got my next attempt scheduled for friday anon, sorry

>>35025704
can you say the lords prayer for me?

>>35025920
any specific version? from what i've seen they can differ a bit in some places

also any reason that you'd be willing to share?

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>>35025704
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s06VKkMZq4E3
get out

>>35021733
im gonna bump with a song soon :3

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wbIBoorKvW
What's my problem robots?
I already know, it's the fact I can't stop lainposting.

>>35025920
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qSh441Bq7x

>>35026167
thank you anonita. I missed church because of my cancer treatment yesterday and needed to hear that.

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>>35026125
MY NIGGA HELLO FELLOW LAINPOSTER I LOVE YOU TOOO :)))))

>>35026206
glad to have helped in any way anon, i'm hoping for the best for you

sex in the bath 50 shades of grey

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n4saVhtMIA

>>35023701
holy shit you sound like such a fucking fag jesus christ never talk again lmao

>>35023544
>>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FyhyGXyH2N
you are a woman
please do not browse this board

>>35026206
>I missed church because of my cancer treatment yesterday and needed to hear that.

your fucking fairies don't exist nigga grow up lmao

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IOIjhIEznX

>>35026457

niggers
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EahCZPONrj

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>>35026514
>that accent
>that racist tirade
exactly what I expected desu

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WpqZLf3xvh
present day present time hahahahaha

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0riccteBWI9

I really wish my voice matched my body

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>>35026712
you got a message :3

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>>35026752
Thanks anon. Always nice to see that on the tab

>>35026712

fag
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y524pqBDE1

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m7B5l2QfpR

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VFOWfJnOit

n-nani!

>>35021733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r5m4kFKmey

>>35026167
can you say some lewd shit? what panties are you wearing etc.?

>>35025108

You sound cute. Post face.

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>>35022578
woah this is deep shit my dude, maybe im really nobody after all.

This changes everything in my grand search for my self identity. Now I can just submit to being null and void instead of indulging in hedonism day in day out. Nice nice truly nice great post my dude.

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>>35026125
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hyAS1SLx13

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>>35027710
>that picture
Who did this
WHO HURT MY WAIFU
I'LL KILL THEM

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>>35027734
This is my waifu; there are many like her, but this one is vastly superior to all those dogshit-tier skanks.

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>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r6t1yhrsIl

How is everyone doing tonight?

>>35021733
https://clyp.it/3lybohgz

white """""""""""""males""""""""""" are literally meant to be white girls

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19AaYcT8Tqp

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>>35028854
originally nice my friend

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iSGFzj4eI9

>>35028961
https://clyp.it/tgwg2ahn

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lmmpmcwmb0

>>35029003
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vqbBAnV0ai

>>35029033
https://clyp.it/r1ydccgq

>>35029092
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MN7iUFdLp3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gupe1WSJxZ

>>35028854

>p-pol is a m-much better board than a-arninekay which is for autists

oh the irony

>>35025704
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s06VKkMZq4E3

I listened to this like 40 times. I need to kill myself I'm so alone

>>35026421
What the fuck do you even mean? He has a good voice.

>>35023701
You have a good voice.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cF1n1vhsuL

>>35030243
It is 7:02am here and I haven't gone to bed either. What keeps you awake anon?

>>35030318
Sorry for a long response:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vSGtVGcwzm

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>>35022925
It happens on all sides anon

>>35030355
I know exactly what you mean. When I first started doing the whole "Ill just not go to bed an reset my cycle" thing I was shocked by how it looked outside in the early morning. The angle the light comes in makes everything seem exactly the same, but also off in a way that isn't easy to put your finger on it if that makes sense? Are you full /NEET/ at the moment? Because I feel that living that lifestyle is pretty conducive to sleeping during the day and staying awake during the night. It is nice and quiet during the night, in a lonely but peaceful way.

>>35030451
Yea, I've been a NEET for 10 years now. It's both comfy and depressing at the same time. I value the fact that I have so much free time, but I also feel worthless often and very VERY disconnected. It's strange. Going to the grocery store is LITERALLY like taking a vacation.

But I'm also a very sensitive person, and I still smell the roses and they bring me great joy.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LjMHQ3jLue

>>35030385
>Oh god im going to free market!!
Lost

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>>35030385
is this a political compass overlaid with guys getting raped by girls with cocks

>>35030509
You seem pretty similar to myself. I dropped out of college six months ago and it has been interesting. The free time is nice but school was the only thing forcing me out of the house, so I don't get much irl social interaction. If you want we can chat more, you can message me at [email protected] I don't have any online friends that go on /r9k/ or really "get" this side of me so it would be fun chatting with you. I'm afraid this thread is going to die too.

>>35030385
Really gets my neurons poppin

>>35021733
DO ME PLZ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19TalIpxHJm

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15bill6Cnjk

>>35031661
Where is your accent from anon? Thanks for the kind words, made me smile.

>>35021733
>Grilled Kambling

welp, at least you put the source in the OP

https://nhentai.net/g/187544/

>>35031698
Lithuania. Glad I made you smile, anon.

>>35031799
I got the pleasure of visiting some of Europe (Germany, Poland, France, Belgium) because some family was stationed in Germany with the military. If I ever go back there would it be worth it to check out Lithuania? Also, would you mind making another vocaroo? Your voice is lovely.

https://clyp.it/gxms4rtf

nevr give up

>>35031933
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NrUbDOWlWF

>>35032035
Thanks, and sorry making you nervous. How was your day today?

>>35032110
It was pretty dull. Rain and fog makes me sleepy, so I just came home, finished a movie and listened to some Pink Floyd. Can't find the motivation to do something productive, sadly. And yours? Also, could you make a vocaroo too? It would be nice to hear your voice.

>>35032208
What movie and Pink Floyd album?

Here you go http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h95JWBC6uo

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i'm a girl btw

http://vocaroo.com/i/s125K1XmbbdB

>>35032323
Wow, you have very nice and low voice. Don't be shy about it, dude. I like it.
Album was Division Bell, and the movie was "Riding in Cars with Boys". I know, it seems shallow, but it's really a rather depressing piece about how one little mistake could ruin girl's life. Don't even know why I watched it, but I felt an obligation to finish it, for some reason. You're from USA, I suppose?

>>35025731
i'm gonna dialogue, but gonna leave, once u by my side?

>>35032407
That really means a lot for you to say that. I watched the movies trailer and it looks pretty funny. Did you enjoy it? I'm from the west coast of Canada. Where I live we get quite a lot of rain so I can understand your situation pretty well. What we almost never get here though is fog. I love fog. One of my favorite memories was when I went to newfoundland with my mom and the fog rolled in to the point where you couldn't see more than a few feet in front of you. What are you currently doing in life? School/work/etc?

what should i say

ftghjk

>>35032599
Say what should I say

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>>35032599
Just talk about yourself or something anon. How was the weather today? Did you do anything? etc.

>>35032616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k2RbvVdjuu

>>35021733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E30KiUBKPD

>>35032633
i didn't leave the house, sat in bed all day. Not even sure what the weather was like

>>35032582
It has some comedy in it, but it's mostly about gruesome reality in the 60s. I enjoyed it the same way a foggy day in the city is enjoyed. It's grey, a bit sad and beautiful at the same time, you know?
I'm on my final year of... High school? I don't know if schooling systems are the same in both countries, desu. I'm having my exams in summer, and I'm going to study molecular biology in university after that. I also enjoy singing... It's kinda weird, and awkward, but would you like to hear me sing? :D
And what about you? What do you do in your life? What do you enjoy doing?

>>35032700
Yeah I know what you mean when it comes to something somber/melancholy but also beautiful. Last year of highschool (grade 12) would be age 17-18, just before post-secondary. Good luck on your exams, I wish I tried harder in school. Molecular biology sounds like a really interesting field of study.

I would love to hear you sing. I'm sure it is much less weird/awkward than you think it is.

I put college on hold because of stress/depression and am looking into getting a job somewhere but it isn't easy. I enjoy music, videogames, books(I wish I read more), and movies/tv shows.

>>35032917
Thank you! I really like biology.
I'm sorry to hear you had to put college on hold.
I hope you get better, anon!
What kind of games and music do you like?
This... It's one of our folk songs. I find them rather beautiful, even if they are simple.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ADXtQPMlyp

>>35024584
Is that how you passed public school?

>>35022920
You're very spacey. You're bad at small talk, and probably have social troubles generally, but if you do have friends you can be sincere and effusive with them in a way that makes you difficult to forget.

>>35023544
I can't tell if you're a boy or a young woman, so it's hard to say.

>>35023544
You're very unassertive but desperate for validation, and you get stressed easily.

>>35025084
You're paranoid and easily defensive.

>>35025108
Your voice is healthy. You might get impatient with people easily.

>>35025704
This was posted before and I'm not sure if it's you.

>>35025731
Quintessential robot. You're very self pitying and you have trouble asserting yourself, even to the extent that it's hard to crank out sentences. If you participate in social situations you're often side lined, you creep into your head and lose track of things, and if you want to speak it may feel like something you have trouble forcing out of your throat.

>>35026125
I can't tell. Are you trying to keep your voice down?

>>35033247
Are you the same guy that tried this shit with the seven sins?

>>35033286
I don't know what you're referring to, so no.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pEW8Fdu9jI

>>35033304
got a good chuck outta me

>>35033181
Wow, that was insanely good. Thank you for sharing that with me, you have talent. Folk songs have a sort of beauty that I find hard to put into words. You reminded me of one that I found on 4chan a while ago that I really enjoyed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbsQJBxICN0

When it comes to games I mainly play multiplayer stuff like League, Overwatch, Hearthstone. For singleplayer stuff I really enjoyed SOMA, portal, and Dark souls.

I have a pretty diverse music taste. Some stuff I have been listening to recently is Aphex twin, Boards of Canada, Brand New, Elliot Smith, but mainly just a mix of stuff on Spotify.

Do you have steam or skype (or anything like that really)? I'm afraid this thread is going to 404 randomly and I am enjoying chatting with you.

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>>35033247
>I can't tell. Are you trying to keep your voice down?
No, I was just singing a line poorly to go with my lainpost.

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>>35033181
>No foreign singing gf
Why live

>>35026313
You're tired in some way. It was hard to read more than that.

>>35026705
It could have just been this reading, but you sound easily embarrassed. I would guess you're full of private aspirations you do very little about.

>>35026821
You've got a lot of vocal fry. Sorry man.

>>35026712
You're way more normal than you think you are.

>>35027319
You're clearly intelligent. You speak musingly, and may have trouble getting to the point where you can be silly with people. You're also concerned with being original. I hope things turn up for you.

>>35027344
You sound vaguely like you have a native American accent, it's neat. I couldn't tell that much about you.

>>35027717
Are both of you keeping your voices down?

>>35027811
Your voice sounds a unique sort of nasally, sort of like it's rising through molasses. You get annoyed easily, and if you aren't totally resigned I'd guess you're very dismissive. I hope things get better for you.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XPXuxH1xcR

>inb4 frenchfag
I want to die all the time, that's the answer

>>35033497
Sorry, but I'd rather not post my personal info here. You know, before coming to r9k I used to occasionally visit /b and now I'm pretty scared to trust strangers on the internet. :D
This was nice, though. But part of its charm is that we're both anons, right? A least for me. And we can "meet" again, on this board, sometime later, and don't even know that we've talked. But you'll know that I'm there somewhere.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pqy2OHBsQu

>>35033615
Thanks anon. You're a good anon. :))

>>35021733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VHznz5eq5b

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Someone tag the fembot vocaroos
I need some female ASMR

>>35033672
That is pretty understandable, I'm also hesitant about posting my info on here. If you felt more comfortable you could email me [email protected] I also like the anonymity of 4chan but feel it can be pretty lonely sometimes, not being able to make any connections with anyone and all.

I know you like Pink Floyd, but what other type of music are you into?

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>>35033247
I'm >>35026125
>>35033541
Give me a proper rating this time as I read off a tab I had open.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q1tLLreles

>>35028580
Your voice is pretty androgynous.

>>35028854
You might actually be autistic. If the pausing tone in the second half was ironic you're really funny.

>>35029003
You're the same as the first one, I would guess you're trans. If you worked on your voice it paid off.

>>35029016
I can't tell if you were trying to sound like you're in despair, so I can't really say. Good luck getting a boyfriend.

>>35029092
I was right. I would guess you're really shy but you spout memes to your friends IRL

>>35030243
It's hard to say, I'm suspicious you affected some exasperation for more attention. Your voice is very good though.

>>35030355
Yeah, your voice is very affected. You're thirsty for validation, you act jaded, and I think you'll probably be haunted by a persistent dissatisfaction for most of your life. Also, your voice is cute and you sound attractive, so it's not all bad (you're a girl speaking on the internet to a bunch of young guys, so your tone might be very different IRL, don't worry too much about this).

>>35030557
If the OP told people what to say they would all say the same thing and it would be much more boring.

>>35031477
Your voice is attractive to women (deep, nonchalant, and a bit gravelly). I can't read into you that much, sorry.

>>35034003
You're imitating more than speaking naturally. I would guess you're a bit vain, but if you want a better reading try speaking conversationally, even if you have no idea what to talk about.

>>35033920
I like various stuff, mostly on the heavy side. It's pretty annoying, because I have no idea what makes a certain song or album attractive to me, so I don't know where to look for new music. Lately I've been listening to prog rock (Camel-Mirage) and light Lithuanian blues rock (it has that 'underground feel' to it). But mostly, it's metal of various genres. Also, as I' ve already mentioned, I like my own country's folk music, and folk metal is pretty good to listen to live. What about you? :)

>>35034134
>tfw have to make three /soc/ tier vocaroo posts to get a good reply
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nC1prkehpw
Warning, intense autism.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MpPrTYJrFF

>>35021733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1icgXnIXWxk

I hate my voice with a burning passion. I hate hearing it played back to me, I don't even want to click the button.

I also change my accent depending who I'm around, less posh for my friendos

thats normal me.

>>35034254
If I was gay I feel like I'd like that. Where is your accent from? It sounds like its out of a film. I like it.

>>35034207
very typical, kinda high but sounds pretty good

7.5/10 would listen again

'efforts for fucking normies'

too true

>>35031661
That's a beautiful accent, if it's real. You sound slightly underconfident, and either you're trying to sound good hearted or you really are. You could get orbiters this way.

>>35031957
You decided to transition after listening to sissy hypno for three years.

>>35034207
I made you defensive so I'm not sure how accurate this will be. I would guess you're a bit vain and thin skinned. You might be a bit boorish and posturing in real life. You're probably loyal, and fiercely protective of friends, but you might have trouble making them. I wouldn't be surprised if you were teased when you were younger. You're ultimately a good person.

>>35032383
You're painfully ironic, might be anywhere on the map socially.

>>35034254
Movie actor tier voice, g-good luck with those videogames anon

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OUWRr1Tg3t

>>35034463
holy shit dude that could be a good voice but you sound so beta rn

work on the pitch

>>35034495
thanks for the pitch, too air-y? i'm in a hotel and dont want to be too loud...

>>35034513
yeah, kinda like you are putting it on a bit too high, like those people that lower their voices deliberately but the opposite

might just be the quietness yeah

I'm in a hotel room too

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1icgXnIXWxk

the beta levels are high with this one

>>35034553
noted, hotel anon! thank you!

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>>35034406
>I would guess you're a bit vain and thin skinned.
If by vain you mean "thinks he's right" then yes, my opinions are objectively facts.
>You might be a bit boorish and posturing in real life
I couldn't tell you, I haven't done outside in a good 2 months now.
>fiercely protective of friends, but you might have trouble making them.
"Trouble" making them heh, y-yeah
>You're ultimately a good person.
W-Well thanks anon, you too.

>>35034397
>7.5/10 would listen again
thanks, 10/10 post would (You) again

>>35034049
thnx '___> '

>>35034406
no sissy hypno for me but close

>>35021733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03sWNKHQF4a
Sorry if the voice is a bit low, should be heard better at the end

>>35034664
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s03sWNKHQF4a
I can't hear what your saying, I can't understand youu

Mic quality is unbelievably shit I can't hear you /10

>>35032634
You're so indecisive you may be paralyzed, and feel incapable of becoming anything. You might live a very unhappy life, good luck working it out.

>>35033304
You're very funny.

>>35033630
It's clear you're a sadfag (different from just being sad), but that's the best I could do. You've thought about this a lot yourself.

>>35033736
I'm nothing like a fortune teller, and I'll certainly be inaccurate sometimes. You seem eager to please and open to experiences. Gay guys might come onto you a lot.

>>35033871
Your haplotype makes you angry and confused.

>>35034254
This is sincere at some level but your speaking is painfully affected. You're trying to sound ponderous and resigned, you imagine what you're saying is profound, it's scripted, the other anons say you sound like an actor for a reason. You may not have any sort of grip on your personality.

You may just sort of pass yourself off to people as its convenient, and have no lasting volition beyond deep vanity.

>>35034334
Your prospects might be better in America as your voice is concerned, but it definitely isn't too high. You're cripplingly perfectionist and self conscious, as anybody could tell you.

>>35034737
>Gay guys might come onto you a lot.
Lately, yes ;_;

>>35034737
>This is sincere at some level but your speaking is painfully affected. You're trying to sound ponderous and resigned, you imagine what you're saying is profound, it's scripted, the other anons say you sound like an actor for a reason. You may not have any sort of grip on your personality.

bingo
diagnosed by 3 shrinks with "antisocial personality disorder" with 2 outright specifying "sociopathic tendencies"

you're pretty good at this, OP

>>35034463
You can bring your voice to an impressively high pitch but it gets stretched. You've got potential.

>>35034664
Your mic is too bad to say anything at all. Sorry man.

>>35034590
I'm glad you took it alright. Sorry for making you record three times.

>>35034647
>no sissy hypno for me but close
What?

>>35034849
Thanks.

>>35034162
I like prog-rock (Like Porcupine Tree). And I am kinda like that too when it comes to find new music, where I can't really find a rhyme or reason for what I enjoy. I wish we had Canadian folk music that was popular.

Has school started back up for you?

>>35034849
>sociopath with a movie voice
Why aren't you living the Christian Bateman life?

>>35034737
>Your prospects might be better in America as your voice is concerned, but it definitely isn't too high. You're cripplingly perfectionist and self conscious, as anybody could tell you.

Does it sound good though? Does it sound normal?

You got me summed up

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>>35034849
>diagnosed by 3 shrinks with "antisocial personality disorder" with 2 outright specifying "sociopathic tendencies"
But did any of them diagnose these dubs, Mr Bateman?

>>35034784
I said that because you've got a slight lisp. Don't be self conscious about your voice though, it's nice.

>>35034944
Yes, you have a good voice. It sounds normal and it's definitely not what's giving you trouble.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sGAqZNc9hK

When I was young I used to read poetry. I think I have lost it now. I could do a better performance than that, just don't want to get too passionate as I'm in a hotel room.

>William Blake's 'Tiger Tiger'
a work of art imo

>>35034958
>>35034937
you both forgot the key element of ascending to dubs-god status: being attractive
im a girly-faced androgynous he-she who is too tall to actually pass as a tranny.
can't win em all.

>>35035014
Thanks so much anon - one less thing to be self conscious about

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sGAqZNc9hK

>>35034909
Cool. Heard of them, but never listened to their music. Which album should I listen to first?
Heh, folk music was never really popular here. But folk metal has its fans. And it's a so much fun to mosh to a folk tune. :D
I'll go to school tomorrow. Now it's evening here.

>>35035076
I'm glad to help. Also, that's a nice poetry reading, you pause effectively.

>>35035196
I really could do better. It's frustrating me now. I will rerecord it later in better quality.

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>>35034664
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Iomecf6zSd
Tried a different mic but stills like complete ass
sorry

>>35035133
"In Absentia" is quite good. I wish I went to more concerts and live events in general, it seems like a really nice way to meet new people and have fun experiences. Do you have any album/song recommendations for me?

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>>35021733
I have fantasies about being dicked by a progressive until I stop criticizing immigration, but it doesn't play out like this. That's disgusting.

There needs to more tenderness. Remember that left-wing ideology is the ideology of love while the right is the ideology of hate. You want to have a narrative where the leftist turns you into a "good guy" again with the power of dick. Which is the opposite of a nazi bdsm character punishing you for being a degenerate. The picture OP posted is just a leftist bullying an alt-right character, which makes him seem like a bad guy himself.

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>>35034737
>You're very funny.

t-thanks I guess. That feels like those types of comments where you know nothing positive to say so you just go 'you're funny'.

Am I right? :(

Anyway here's the first part of the Bane scene

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18dQ2Wx6cT1

>>35035284
If you get a better mic and do another recording, make sure you don't do a reading or an impression, try to speak your own words, as yourself.

>>35035353
True. If it's a good concert and good crowd, you can sing your sadness away and then just get crazy with dancing and moshing and lose yourself completely into the music and the moment. I often feel like the shy type, but loud and good music makes me come out of my world for a bit and enjoy the present.
Hm... Have you ever heard "Riverside - Memories in my Head EP"? It's pretty great, and Forgotten Land is simply breathtaking.
By the way, I don't know whether you were serious with that email address, but I wrote there.

>>35035367
>a progressive
A futa progressive? Weird fantasy.

Also, if it was tender it would be difficult to make it as funny.

>>35035477
I'll check them out and tell you what I think. One of the best times I have ever had was when I went out of town with three friends to see a concert. And I was serious with the email, it's just a throwaway/spam email I don't mind posting here lol.

>>35030385
Why can't this be irl..
The would would be so much better if dickgirls existed

>>35030385
Tfw black and won't get raped

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https://clyp.it/roujzhnd

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YdcVgHE2cA

>>35035678
>trapfag making anything remotely resembling a complaint about the quality of content on /r9k/

>>35035662
>far right, white trustfund kiddy
>would get raped by either left block
Feels good to be hated.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IB2uaeFIAf

my mic picks up way too much shit

>>35035662
Go to a gay alt right barq

hi
https://clyp.it/akjwjpir
am i gonna get bullied for my voice again?

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>>35035820
Is that even a thing that could exist?

>>35021733
https://clyp.it/dhs5g53x

>>35035838
>am i gonna get bullied for my voice again?
No, although you may have been hoping for it.

>>35036139
Sissy hypno + doujins + gay avatarfag ERP + trap threads on 4chan for years.

>>35025031
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZJpzGfw4bq
Ben is that you?

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>>35021733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pQ1nWFvnG2

please respond

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>>35036842
Well that was loud m8

>>35021733
https://clyp.it/lg3wzzah

bump bub bum bum

Help me robots.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CW0hwNY4X0

>>35021733

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0agOTywgYO0

There is no need to be upset

>>35035886
>slugs
Those things are so weird. When I was a kid I didn't think they had organs, it was just all rubbery stuff

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>>35035886
Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs.

slime

>>35035050
>sociopath trans person
Neat. Are you sadistic?

>>35035367
That's a good pic.

>tfw femdom isn't real and is just made up internet stuff

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X63dokvBzq

>>35040263
anon y u gotta ruin good things

>>35033209
Bourgeois scum detected

>>35021733
what's my problem mr. opie?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ACHPdVgpgE

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>>35040308
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19oxiO7aW6A

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IzD7dsKLk4

>>35025704
Fucking tryhard. Leave now

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s18Vf1t6aUuB

>>35040263
>>35040377
>>35040679
All of this garbage was painfully obnoxious, but that's fine because it's ironic.

>>35038120
You have the voice of a prototypical 04 stoner. I'd guess you're horribly lazy and you laugh at your own excuses.

>>35036893
It depends on your voice. I couldn't read anything from yours.

>>35035726
If you talk to people, you probably exaggerate your awkwardness for laughs sometimes. You're generally self deprecating.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19yYB4UirK6

what is it, eh

>>35041673
People don't get comfortable around you easily. You're a little bit too standoffish and afraid to expose yourself, and so most people feel like you're hiding something or you're judging them.

>>35041844
this is actually pretty accurate

good job OP

>>35041937
It came out pretty distinctly in your voice, but keep in mind that describes maybe two thirds of the people on /r9k/.

Bump for more voices

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>>35041172
Holy fuck dude, you're spot on. I'm >>35035726

>>35039747
im not trans
nor do i want to be
but when you inherited all of your looks from the maternal side and the body structure from paternal, you end up with some serious "dude looks like a lady" shit

>>35043743
>"dude looks like a lady" shit
That goes a long way. Are you into guys or girls, and are you sadistic?

>>35043849
biologically my dick wants to fuck women
ive gone so far as having guys try to suck me off, but couldn't even get a half-chub from it

desu though, its irrelevant. I had botched surgery on my urethra as a baby that killed a great many of the nerve endings in it, so i didn't feel anything but pressure the few times i had sex with women. I still get horny like anyone else, but there is no real pleasure drive to it so much as a hormonal nuisance.

I am sadistic though, in the sense that it turns me on to see people in pain, specifically sexual pain. Watching the look in a girls eyes as she immediately regrets her pornography decisions is amazing.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07QwuM1KZ6h

>>35040312
Don't you have a Starbucks to go throw rocks at?

>>35021733
So is she in amazon position or just slapping her vag on his thighs or strapon?

>>35044609
She has a penis and she's fucking him with it.

Full blown autism
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IRcBjz4Hhz

>>35043981
>Watching the look in a girls eyes as she immediately regrets her pornography decisions is amazing.
Do you get the same feeling with men, or does it have to be women suffering?

Have you ever orgasmed?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H8kw4YnBCJ

>>35044788
Oh....ah well imma pretend amazon position because that's my fetish.

>>35044831
yes, i can get myself off, though it takes hours

and no, i have no physical attraction to men at all
from a mannerism/voice/personality perspective, im one of the least feminine people

my face is like cruel joke

>>35044837
Do you have five or more of the following?

1. Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment. Note: Do not include suicidal or self-mutilating behavior covered in Criterion 5.
2. A pattern of unstable and intense interpersonal relationships characterized by alternating between extremes of idealization and devaluation.
3. Identity disturbance: markedly and persistently unstable self image or sense of self.
4. Impulsivity in at least two areas that are potentially self-damaging (e.g., spending, sex, substance abuse, reckless driving, binge eating). Note: Do not include suicidal or self-mutilating behavior covered in Criterion 5.
5. Recurrent suicidal behavior, gestures, or threats, or self-mutilating behavior.
6. Affective instability due to a marked reactivity of mood (e.g., intense episodic dysphoria, irritability, or anxiety usually lasting a
few hours and only rarely more than a few days).
7. Chronic feelings of emptiness.
8. Inappropriate, intense anger or difficulty controlling anger (e.g., frequent displays of temper, constant anger, recurrent physical fights).
9. Transient, stress-related paranoid ideation or severe dissociative symptoms

wtf is th shiot

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vm9lhzeDOQ

Thread's probably too old to get any responses but here's my voice if anyone can find any issues that I didn't already point out


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MkLetcwpbz

>>35045971
>I'm white
Lies

>>35021966

the definition of an underrated post

>>35045971
You're a bit awkward with words, and people may assume you're simple minded. You're a very sweet person though.

>>35026220

shut the fuck up nimi.

oregano.

This is probably the best way I could describe how I feel about myself.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HwzaFuSvZ8

>>35045971
can you say HOL UP *smacks lips

>>35021733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M687uv2wkx

>>35027811
I graduated from college but I know that feel when you talked about lying to your friends. I'm lying to my friends and family that I've applied to jobs since graduating. In reality, I just shitpost all day.

>>35021733
Diagnose me, doc.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UaoshDcebq

>>35046950
For you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DXaW39ayIw

>>35046950
I'm with you man. Head up

>>35047135
Thanks anon, that's just what I needed. Here's your (You)

>>35021733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dkUf73X0gv
Diagnose me doctor, my doctor.

This thread is comfy.

https://clyp.it/gwb4xikl

http://vocaroo.com/i/s043al3NOzJD
im sorry

>>35047209
yeah it is and i agree with what u said godspeed anon

>>35047209
I tend to look for people like me nearby but there really aren't any, but it's very fascinating just to watch people walk and interact with others and wonder "What's going through their heads, what's their story, they probably haven't even developed the authenticity to care about anything outside of a regular life style, but what if they might just be different?"

>>35047133
I'm no doctor but you could probably pass off as one without a degree.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C7HOD5HHlc

>>35032035
>>35031799
>>35031661
https://clyp.it/1eglzc03

>>35047255
I do the same thing. I think what I was trying to get at is that we may look for people like us when we're outside, but chances are both you and me would look like normalfags to each other. Chances are most of the robots on this board look like normalfags.

So it makes it easier to imagine that everyone has the same anxieties. I kinda wish that humanity was part of a hive mind, then nobody would feel so alone.

If I was Shinji I totally would have chosen Instrumentality

>>35047358
A hive mind is a bad idea, I wish we all had much stronger empathy and a more well define language.

>>35047384
I would settle for that, more empathy and people being less ambiguous would've made my life easier.

I'm just fascinated with the idea of hive-minds or body-swapping because it feels like in that situation, people would be able to completely understand and trust one another.

And that's what I want most from people, trust and understanding.

>>35030385
>tfw no red neck gf to rape my ass while i'm drunk

FUUUUUUCK

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e5OQ6zxZw4
here ya go ;)

>>35047613
that was a pretty good impression desu

I don't like old man cock tho only slightly older men[/spoiler

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CC9En1EB6v
>tfw late
>>35045971
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W1z6SygPRu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YvVyTA7gyW

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OhKTvjuOgf
who gives a FUCK

>>35047291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ljEQy0ECmb

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0glFLHfsozs

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04hoDgdhlna

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0woaSieWsG3

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eHccZPoNDi

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rkbMcgECKE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rkbMcgECKE

God give me an original comment because I want to go to the first page

GAHHH I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CLASS

>>35049170
https://clyp.it/udfvscdk

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>>35021733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dNQ7lB5aIT

>>35046950
You speak like you're trying to disappear. You habitually minimize yourself.

>>35047192
It sounds like you're extremely undersocialized and possibly autistic. You pronounced problem almost like text to speech software. People might be reflexively avoidant or suspicious of you. I may be wrong, of course.

>>35048380
You admitted to what I would have said about you. You may be depressed, have a sleep disorder, or just have a shitty situation that sucks out all your enthusiasm.

>>35048516
You have potential as a voice actor, as I'm sure you know.

>>35049240
I wouldn't be surprised if you were a normalfag. Your tone is extremely pragmatic, you may run into slight social troubles because of your difficulty parting with seriousness. I would guess you may be bitterly sarcastic and make fun of people a lot, but you rarely if ever subject yourself to silliness.

>>35049483
You have a slight speech impediment that makes people assume you're simple minded and may interfere with your comedic delivery. It's not anywhere near bad enough to totally fuck you socially, though.