>browsing 4chan >see "ROBOT9001" >click >tfw

>>35077827
I came for the pepes

I stayed for the wojaks

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>>35077827
I'm only here because I thought this was a discussion board about Eliott.

Boy was I wrong.

>>35077827
>no kid bonus
what fucking normie created this pile of shit

i was told there'd be tendies

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>Elliot
>suicide: no
I thought he shot himself in the car

>>35079201
He did. The creator is just stupid.

>see old r9k greentexts on funnyjunk
>lmao
>determined to find the website
>google "funny green stories" etc
>find archives
>think it is 4chan and start posting
>cringe
>eventually find 4chan
>newfag /b/tard for months
>eventually find r9k
>oh shit this is the place
>spend whole summer wallowing in sadness
>rip my life

>>35079271
>>35079201
>>35078976

Oh shit I missed that. I just dumped a random placeholder image somewhat related to r9k, I'm not the original creator.

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who here /pre-r9k/?

i transplanted from /b/ when moot first made the board 9 years ago.

>>35077827
I was sick and too weak to do anything else so I decided to lurk, now I come to laugh at the betas every now and then.

>>35077827

>Lurk on /b/ cause edgy teen
>go on 4chan one day
>ROBOT9001
>What is this?
>Go on it
>Full of virgin losers like me.
>/r9k/ is my primary board ever since.

>>35077827
Came to this board first some 4 or 5 years when I first came to this site. Lurked and enjoyed the comfy greentext stories. Didn't involve myself in all the meltdowns and phases since then but I'm always lurking. I moved on to other boards but /r9k/ will always be my first.