What drug should I take before a job interview to be a fucking pilot?

>>35158780
Take 300 ug of acid, it's a super drug that will have you answering all those interview questions like a damn champ.

>>35158806
Fuck off, man
Psychedelics won't help here

>>35158780
Heroine, trust me you can't go wrong

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>>35158829
>Heroine

ITS HEROIN
NO FUCKING E

WHY DO PEOPLE FUCK THIS UP JESUS CHRIST

amphetamines, the true pilots drug

alcohol

>this is good aviation joke you must laugh

>>35158780
>What drug should I take before a job interview to be a fucking pilot?

phenibut

nothing, look like a good little wagecuck

indeed >>35159366
pilots do take amphetamines

Obviously alcohol, some 4loko and crack

>>35158780
Bleach.


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>>35158780
alright i'm actually a pilot anon. are you going military or something? you don't just "go interview to be a pilot" without a decent amount of flight hours