I'll be 19 in july. I have absolutely 0 stories of

>>35158996
Oh shut the fuck up, you stupid child.

>>35158996
just make up some, nobody can really prove you wrong.

i lie about me being involved in things all the time.

I'll be 21 in july. I have absolutely 0 stories about shit cause all I've done with my life is stare at a screen.

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>>35158996
Not even 19 yet? You're a fucking baby still, man.

If it bugs you, go get some stories to tell. If not, quit bitching about it.

>>35158996
>sophomore year
>actually had a group of school friends that tolerated me
>goofing around hallways at lunch
>find a random pink sock in the hallway
>I pick it up for some reason
>we all go to the bathroom
>I think it would be funny to shit in the sock
>I shit into the pink sock and leave the stall to show my friends what I had concocted
>they all left except one of them that was in the other stall
>I slip the poop filled sock into his backpack and leave the stall
>he ended up getting suspended because it smelled up a classroom, and they searched his backpack and found him

Never had a group of friends again.

>>35159065
If it makes you feel any better, that story made me laugh my ass off. That's hilarious. The best part is him getting suspended.

I certainly wouldn't ever want to be your friend, though, Pinky McSockshitter.

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>didn't experience anything cool during childhood and teenage years
>made up shit ton of stories to make myself look at least somehow interesting

When I was 14 I convinced a boy I had IRL magical powers with a slight of hand magic trick and he let me cut him in the woods for a ritual but I didn't know what I was doing T B H and his chest got infected and he lost an arm.

>>35158996
If you keep hanging out here and posting frogs, you'll also have no stories of your 20s either

t. oldfag who's been here for a decade.

>>35158996
I haven't started having teenager stories up until recently, and I turned 20 in December.

I'm 20 and I just had my first drink of alcohol with a friend this weekend.

a-am I a normie yet?

just get some friends together and go explore an area you've never been its childish but often some of our best memories are childish

>>35159065
Sorry to say it anon but I think that was your own fault

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>friend and I rushing to get downtown
>late for that night's cafe open mic, slated to perform
>have to get through intersection of a highway
>Press the button, think the cars on the right stop for us
>Cross the street
>Trucks zooming right into us
>Fucking bail, jump out of trucks way
>Almost ded
>Get stopped, police get called
>Mom and her son who called get out of car
>Mfw when the son was next year's marching band drum major, had to work with him
>Mfw the cop doesn't do shit but lecture us about stop lights
>Still make it to cafe on time

It's been years.

>>35159065
What good do you think could have possibly come from that?

>>35159577
Son of a bitch, I'm 20 and I got drunk with friends for the first time last night!

We were doing shots of Fireball and Honey bourbon with chasers of non-carbonated orange Rockstar. It was a good time, I got some scriptwriting done and we flipped through old videos of ourselves from our childhood.

I didn't grow up with them, mine were seperate videos.

>>35158996

19 is baby tier. I'm 23 and have wasted my life so far and I still consider myself a child compared to some of the guys who really have it rough here.

get college stories, same thing except you wont be in the neighborhood and wont get a pass

>>35159065
I like you man, I like this story quite a lot.