Is this the definitive nu-male look?

The hair and beard certainly, though the facial hair could stand to be neater and the moustache more waxed. He also could do with those horrendous flesh tunnel earrings or whatever they're supposed to be, and perhaps a tattoo that is a number of small stars of different sizes. I also think a more unthreatening shirt - say, dots or stripes - and perhaps braces.

>>35191967
And suspenders, definitely suspenders

I have to say, it rankles me every day that in terms of facial hair the best I can manage is a few thick spider-leg bristles on my chin. I'm nearly 30. Thanks for the genes I guess. If anyone needs shoulder hair though, I'm your man.

>>35192020
I know that feel. It blows my mind there is a seemingly endless amount of numales growing great beards as they act like pansies in every other aspect of their life. Likewise with some gym rats. Isn't testosterone supposed to make you manly?

>>35192108
>Browses /r9k/
>Considers himself a robot unironically
>Thinks he isn't a pansy
>Also gets confused between test and dht lol

>>35192020
>Shoulder hair

No thanks. Nobody is interested in freak genetiks

>>35192625
Joke's on you homo, keeps me warm in cold weather.

>>35192108
This confuses me too.

>>35192642
>I think you're disgusting
>W-whatever.... h-homo!

You sure got me.

>>35192108
that's because they get laid. Eating out pussy gives you a beard

>>35192625
>Considers himself a robot unironically
>Thinks he isn't a pansy
Woah there, captain assumption. I'm a normalfag and I don't think I'm not a pansy. Carry on.

>>35192715
lol'd at closet faggot

>>35193325
This is probably one of the clearest cases of projection I've seen on this board.