>ordered a pizza without sperging out or even stuttering once

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>sent a text to a friend I hadn't talked to in weeks

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>>35292451
>Went to the store.
>Knew exactly what i was getting and where it was.
>managed to say "hi" without sounding afraid. And said "yes" without sperging when she asked if a i wanted a bag.

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>Got out of my chair without grunting like an old fart

>>35292451
>wake up this morning
>see weird little message floating in my field of view
>"your autism has decreased by 1"
>the hell does that mean?'
>can't spare any fucks, need them to get to work on time
>go to work
>participate in an hour long conversation with co-workers and never once mention anime or vidya
>feelsgood.man

>>35293559
>got out of my chair

Did some stretches and felt hyped for a short while after that

>>35292520
did he reply though

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>when the cashier spergs harder than you

>>35294163
>"that'll be 14,95"
>"y-yeah you too"

Jokes on them I found it funny too and I liked the expression and eye contact she made in response

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>>35292451
>run into younger brother hanging out with his friends
>there's a girl in his group that recognises me and greets me when I walk up to them
>genuinely happy that someone wanted to interact with me
>try to return the favor by greeting her back while making eye contact and smiling
>she responds with a cute laugh
>don't really have a follow up with so I walk away
>little brother acts pissed towards me for weeks

Later I found out that I accidentally hit on my little brother's crush. I've never hit on anyone before so I felt like it was a victory.

>>35294163
a qt azn gril that worked at a store complimented my hair and then tried to talk to me about her hair, I just kind of nodded.

Did she think I was gay or something? I was with a gay guy to be fair.

>>35294336
>I nodded when I was complimented
>did she think I was gay

No, they think you're gay when you fail to accept a sleepover invitation thrice and then when you finally make the trip to her town and she waits for you at the bus stop you dismiss them because you've arranged to sleep at Chad's place instead

And I'm not even gay I wanted to fug her romantically, I just hesitated a little bit a few times

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>pizza guy calls
>he needs directions
>don't know how the fuck to give him any because I can't drive and my mom drives me everywhere, don't know the names of streets or anything, etc.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE EASY

ORDER ONLINE, ANSWER THE DOOR, MISSION COMPLETE

THIS WASN'T PART OF MY TRAINING

>>35294320

Saying hi to someone isn't hitting on them, even if you maintain eye contact the whole time, but good for you, Anon.

>>35292451
>talked to a boy without sperging out or even stuttering once
He was kinda uggo though. Not sure if it counts

>>35294595
>Saying hi to someone isn't hitting on them
Maybe it does to 16 year olds when you are 22. Saying hi to girls my age never got their faces to light up, but I rarely keep eye contact with them.