What is the most autistic thing you've ever done?

Browse this website for 10+ hours every single day for the last 11 years

>>35440265
Yeah basically this.

I guess a pretty close second would be to have pretended to a girl and had internet sex with people on MMOs

I became friends with a 12 year old when I was 29 because I was lonely and had no friends so I just wanted someone to talk to. I moved to a poor neighborhood and she was my neighbor. She was the middle child of a large family and they were dirt poor. She tried to earn money by reselling water and that's how I got to know her.

We would talk everyday. I enjoyed her company, she was like a little sister to me. I lived there for like 3 years and she was my only friend that whole time. She was unhealthily skinny so I would buy her food and stuff so she would stay with me. She was a starving child but I'm not that selfless. She would hang out at my apartment everyday and I would play with her or help her with homework.

The day I was moving out, she was crying a lot. She didn't want me to go because she saw me as a better father than her real father. I felt like a piece of shit honestly. I gave her a ring my mom gave me and gave her my new address and told her my doors were always open for her. Then I left as she looked on crying, I hated myself. She was like 15 but I felt like a scumbag, she wasn't even family.

That was 2 years ago. When I look back on it, it was cringey how close I was with her. I always think about her but she's probably already forgotten about me. I don't know if I want to see her again, it's probably not healthy for a guy in his 30s to be so attached to a kid he's not related to.

>>35440709
I think that's a sweet story anon, she probably thinks about you a lot too.

>>35440228

Tell my female best friend i loved her and think we should get together while i was away on vacation.
Played it off later as drunk. and she got togheter with some retard, Still years later I think about i and get pissed for why i played it so fucking autisticly.

>>35440709
She wanted to fuck fampai.

I posted on /r9k/.