HELP

>>35494460
Pretend to be deaf, or splash some water on your pants and pretend to be peeing yourself while running past her

>Reee at the bitch

>>35494460
Induce vomiting, throw up on her face.

>>35494460
You're already in the bathroom just walk out the door and don't make eye contact

>>35494460
Seriously. Will you ever go there again? Just walk out.

>>35494460
Better yet pretend you don't speak english and just walk out while speaking fake german.

>>35494460
Claim you're gonna order and head for the exit.

>>35494460
Another idea. Order and say you have no money but you'll give her oral sex. She'll tell you to get out.

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OP here, ive been im the bathroom for over 15 mins now. It has one of those shitty motion sensor toilets. No fucking doubt she and the other employees heard me. The toilet has flushed around 7-10 times now.

>>35494460
literally just finish shit and walk away. what's she gonna do?

>>35494549
Go with the oral sex one. She'll be furious but she'll understand you're short on cash.

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Op again, I tried to make it look like I was trying to clean up my piss on the floor. One of the guy employees came in and saw what i was doing he screamed what the fuck and I ran out of the bathroom at mach 5 speeds. I made it to my car and i drove the fuck away.

I can never go back there