I don't want a gf (boy), I want a bf

>>35494632

Only if you be the girl.

>>35494632
>not posting contact info along with this post

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>>35495229
There will only be meanies if I do that

>>35495639
I'll bully you so other bullies don't, it's fine.

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>>35494632
>tfw robots want boyfriends and I'm willing to be their boyfriend but they'll friendzone me anyway.

So do I, twink searching for twink is a nightmare, they only want chubs/daddies >/////////<

>>35495796
>tfw bear
>robots only want twinks and femboys

>>35494632
I'll be your origenolio bf

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>>35496121
Where do I collect my boyfriend

ITT: Lonely straight men LARPing

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>>35496618
Thanks for the analyzement, Anon

>>35496677
>Thanks for the anal

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>>35496699
But I didn't get any

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>>35494632
im a girl (male) that's only into other girls (male)
only weebs may apply

>>35494632
>tfw chubby
>tfw i dont know anyone that likes chubby guys

i promise im not ugly, just fat

I haven't had a boyfriend in a while. I'm not good at getting out and being slutty even though I want to. Also there doesn't really seem like there are any boys who like pudgy boys. I'm not fat, I'm just a little soft. Everyone wants rock hard jocks or twinks. Most of the boys who think I'm cute hate that I won't cross dress or call myself a girl either.

>>35497037
I have 2 gay friends. One is chubby and the other one is obese. They get laid pretty much whenever they want.

>>35497058
I'm just a pure bottom though and everyone's standards for pure bottoms are higher because I don't like sticking my penis in things.

>>35495796
>tfw twinkish
>don't want bear or chub
Contact?

>>35497087
My obese friend is a bottom. Honestly most gays want to fuck men, not perfect lil femboys.

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Is it possible to have a gay bf and not a gay one night stand

>>35494632
>tfw want a boyfriend, not a sex hookup
>but the entire gay community is about getting laid regularly, cheating and being lewd

Never going to happen ;_;

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>>35497354
>>35497405
Shipped
oregano desu

>>35497354
>>35497405
>tfw masculine gay
>tfw no femboi to love and build a life with
>tfw joining the gay scene to find one is a great way to get HIV
>tfw will have to keep pretending I enjoy pussy just because I'll never find a feminine male to be with

Honestly I don't know why I go on.

>>35497484
Where do you live anon? I'd consider myself feminine, not like passable trap levels but definitely not masculine.

>>35495639
But then how will you find all the nice people? :c

>>35497511
California. We know how to party. Not trap is OK so long as the feminine box is checked.

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>>35497513
I'm way too scared of the chance to encounter meanies
What a dilemma

>>35497545
You could develop a fetish for being bullied. That would fix your dilemma, right?

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>>35494632

too bad i decide last nigth that id like to wear girly clothes just like james, but i can be your friend.

>>35497545
Oh oh hey! Come to Systemspace! We have a discord and could use cuties like you~ So far I've got a couple, like Nef65 & my Vilppu, but more is better!

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>>35497569
That doesn't sound very nice

>>35497614
Sorry, it was the best solution I could think of. Maybe be meaner back to them?

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>>35497545
You just have to learn how to pick out the nice posters from the mean ones!

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>tfw ywn be the gf (male) or the chad that gets the gf (male)

>>35497646
What? No. Aren't those the magic pills that make feminine males even more girly looking? Yes please if so.

>>35497646
>Do you mind if the feminine guy happens to take hrt?

be my qt hrt bf pls

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>>35497589
What is Systemspace
I'm gonna be a total outsider there too

>>35497730
It's a place where I'm going to have some fun with your fine self. :^)

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I WANT A FUCKING BOYFRIEND

NOT A MENTALLY ILL SLUTTY CHEATING DEAD IN 5 YEARS TRAP

NOT A DEGENERATE FAGGOT LOOKING TO FILL HIS FETISH QUOTA

I WANT A NICE, RELATIVELY NORMAL GUY WITH A NORMAL COCK THAT ISN'T SHRIVELED NORMAL HAIR AND 5 O'CLOCK SHADOW NORMAL CLOTHES AND INTERESTS

GIVE HIM TO ME NOW

NOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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>>35494632
Purge disgusting degeneracy.

>>35497789
Eh, what do you have to offer in return? Those are some pretty high standards you've got there.

>>35497730
Haha, well, we jokingly call it a 'cult' because you sign up by drawing a picture and writing a code on it, which enables you to have your memories transported over to LFE, a different universe, because 'Life', our universe, is an inefficient simulation and so has to be shut down. After the unlink on July 1st/2nd, you're good to go!

People mistakenly claim that it's a suicide cult, but they're not correct. You simply CANNOT die before July 1st, or else your registration fails. You can then die AFTER the unlink in any way at any time. It doesn't matter. You just need to try to keep your memories!

Oh, and I'm a moderator on that site and the discord, so you don't need to worry about feeling like an outsider! We're all very very friendly! :D

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What's up with the correlation of anime girls and traps?

Is it just fatasses avatarfagging or is it something more?

>>35497828
your jaw is a bit big, kinda gives it all away.

>>35497828
Isn't that just a picture of Brianna Wu pre-transition? Almost made me fall for it, anon.

>>35497139
I-im polish, it wouldn't work out anyways, sorri ;_;

>>35497840
they hope people will relate the cute character to their post and make them seem really cute. retards fall for it eveyr time.

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>>35497840
What else would I post?
Frogs?
It's an anime site.

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>>35497840
i want to become an anime girl that's why i post them

>>35498083
"Play local games?" Eh, no thanks. You sound way too outgoing and fun for me.

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>6'4"
>Decent Genes, especially on my dad's side (Thanks for marrying a genetic nightmare, dad, could've been amazing genes.)
>Good facial features, slightly marred by being hidden by excess chub
>Losing weight now that i've stopped drinking soda months ago, started counting calories and started taking prescription adderall
>Can't talk to girls for the life of me
>Get along pretty well with dudes, and can gain friends easy
>No mental hangups over talking about lewdness with other boys, or doing erp and shit
>But the second I am forced to realize that the other boy isn't a cute anime trap, and they are probably expecting me to be one as well and i'm not, it all falls apart.

Why can't I just actually be gay? It'd be so much easier if I was attracted to actual boys. I'm not actually ugly, and am getting more handsome by the month, but i'll never be 'cute'. Sure, a few traps and twinks are cute, but i'd never get one and they're more like actual girls than I can deal with. Fuck, I can even get off to non-trap 2d boys, but it's not the same.

Even 3d girls are markedly inferior and I have trouble being attracted to them.

Fuck. Goddamn 3DPD.

>>35498137
Fair enough, thanks for the compliment.

>>35497884
You make me cri

>>35497789
me too anon.. me too.
although i wouldnt want my bf being too normal but i dont want them to be some weird degenerate or anything like that.

just want a bf who makes me laugh and i can be happy with and play vidya with desu

>>35495796
>tfw twink looking for a twink
I'm too autistic to talk to people anyway, sorry anon.

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>>35499658
There are plenty of people like that here
But there isn't a chance for you to meet them since it's a anonymous image board

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I want a bf who will tell me I'm cute even though I'm not. Obligatory anime girl

>>35497789
Im right here, I fit all those criteria

You are a girl right?

>>35497789
if you're still there, do you want to add me on anything? what are your hobbies. I'm a normal guy with normal hair.

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>>35497789
That's me, not a femboy or trap, not trans, fairly masculine (REE), average cock, been told I'm handsome, kind of lanky, like vidya and being lazy. I want a lifelong partner who won't cheat and be happy with just me. I have a qt guy IRL I have my eye on, I cuddled with him last week and slept over (no sex) and I want to bf him up but I doubt it will ever happen because things never go my way. REE

>>35501644
Dont steal my future gf

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This thread and disgusting and you mither fuckers no damn well that you arent gay. Stop this shitty cute posting and stop being an embarassing burden to your family. Stop making your father sad.