>Be my Birthday
>Mum's friend texts me to say happy birthday
>Mum says I have to text back saying thank you
>Used to take pictures of porn on phone instead of looking up porn because I was retarded.
>Must've accidentally clicked copy on one of the images
>Halfway through texting "thank you" accidentally paste a picture of a naked women with her gaping asshole
>Wasn't paying attention and was a millisecond from sending it.
>>37642581
Hope you at least wished it back to her.